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I don't know if this will be moved or not, but I will start it here.

Someone posts a LOTR pic and we think of "captions" for it. After ppl run out of funny captions we start a new pic.

Here's the firs one:
http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/boom_pippinmerry_tn.jpg



"So let me get this straight- we WEREN'T supposed to stick the fork in the toaster?"

"How was I supposed to know it was a dragon?"

Wanted: Mary Sue
Latest victims: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took
Crime: Leaving hobbits unsupervised in a room full of modern day electrical appliances.....


(If you read fanfiction you'll know what I'm getting at!)

*after setting off dragon firework, the hobbits realise their camoflauge has not stopped gandalf spotting then* @whys he pointing that branch at us?"

Dominic: "I'm so going to fire my hairdresser."
Billy: "Actually...I think I look good."

Umm, hey Pip, How long was we supposed to cook that???
Merry, I don't think it was that long!

heres a new pic

what is Gandalf WEARING????

for the second pic

*keen elf eyes are not a blessing in the bathing rooms of moria*

Lol, good one sauron!!!

Ha!

lol nice one Sauron!

'Oh no....Will Turner fangirls...just be calm...they won't recognize you...be calm...'

"Oh no! Aragorn IS hotter than me!"

nice one sauron- but thats nasty
i would never want to see gimli in a bathroom

vengeanceGOD legolas would never think or say that coz he iz so not
lol

enya, no1 wants to see gimli naked lol,

and also vengence's caption is something he probably say, as he is vain

I vote we have 2 people to be charge of posting the new pictures. I vote me and Sauron. Any other suggestions?

(talking with difficulty) "must... pose... for fangirls!"

nice one!

New pic for the next 2 days.

*this was the last shot the camera man could make before being washed down by the strong current*

hand over the money or the hobbit dies!!

Here's da next pic.

Saruman: I haven't blinked since the Second Age!! Hahahaha

*and so porn begins... all it takes is but one pop- up...*

"Belgian chocolate Hagen-Dazz!!!! I want it all"

I can't let this thread die!!!!!! Come on guys!!!!!!!!

* to sarumans agony, the laxatives werent working, damn gandalf an his constipation tablet/gum trick*

saruman: ahh my dick wont get hard


LMAO

sorry dirty, but i thought it was funny!!!

O.o woah......

Saruman: Watch me do my impression of Gollum.......My precioussssss!!!

Aragorn: You go and storm the black gates, why I stay here and direct the battle.
Legolas: Hey no fair! How come I always get the lousy jobs?!
Aragorn: Alright then i'll stay here and you go and storm the black gates!
Legolas: Thats better.

soldier behind: man, what the f*ck are they looking at..? i can't see... one of you MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVE

they told me my teeth will get whiter after one tube!!!

Aragorn has an annoying itch on his back which he unfortunately cannot reach.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=897075

aragorn: i think i sat too far front of my saddle...

heres pic for next two days

erm p.j is this supposed to happen

Aragorn is now trying to learn how to become a jedi!

-- i will choke the sh!t out of you, sword, if you don't stop glowing!!!

-- and so goerge lucas's plan to sabotage the set unfolds...

-- man, i can't believe i have a glowing sword!!! this rules all!!!

-- uuuuuuuuummmm, i'll let you finish your work now, mr. blacksmith...

-- sword.......... piping........ hot.......... must......... let........ go........

-- what the , this never happened before!!!

make one for this picture!

Ooo!!! "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" Oh! wait...that was the quote...nevermind then....

"Argh all I get is a crystal that gives me light, a stick that's as tall as I am, and an Elvish sword that's just here to show off, THANKS ALOT VALAR!! Argh, Alright Balrog, let's get this show on the road...."

Gandalf: "Hey everyone check me out!! I look like Moses!!"

before he became a powerful wizard, gadalf the gray worked his a$$ off in a cherry picking farm...

lol.
Gandalf was trying to conduct the band but, they could not keep up!

oh my god, is that my ex

worse... it's his mother in law *MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

ok next pic.......

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_14.jpg

Aragorn: Wind's blowing east...I've got my backpack...my handy suchion cup arrows, my toy bow, my plastic sword....and for 81 years Mama Gilraen has YET TO PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL!

so which do you think is more intimidating, the sword or the staff? be honest.

did u wash my underware this moring mommy?

wish the elf would not watch while im trying to poop in the woods

Hahahahah

Ian's thoughts: "I look like an idiot, they had better put this in the bloody trailer!"

they should invent something that makes far objects look near...

i think i'm getting saddle sores...........

i shoulda applied the preparation h when i had the chance...

nice one!

Stop me before I angst again.......

who kit that one is hard, i give in on that no-one will get it, try....


sam is amazed as he unintendedly discovers the light bulb

Awwwwwwwwwww ok, well maybe for yours.....

"Dammit, 100 watt my foot! this wouldn't light a cupboard!"

Sean Astin: "Well if all else fails I can do endoursements for GE."

Sam: "I can see again!" *looks at the light* "Oh... shiny..."

Shelob: "Uh, don't you think you should be concentrating on me?"

Sam: "Shut up! This light is mine! My own! My... precioussss..."

lmfao, rofl.....lol, the one of aragorn, this is my take:
OmMmMoMmM, arwwwweeeennnnnnnnnn, chanel your mind to mine...OmMmMm.......

lmao of, "dont you think you should be concentrating" "shut up!" LMAO LOL ROTFL

wait, i have something for this one...http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=934380

at long last the inspiration for the song "puff the magic dragon" was discovered ...

hope you kids get that one

yes.....i get it.............*looks shiftilly for thenearest exit*

"Damn when they said weed, i thought they meant the stuff from the lower east side"

uh.......... yes........... lovely picture. where'd you say that exit was Sauron?.............

"i wonder if it would hurt to fall of this tree?"

"Who!? What!? Where!?" Frodo seems confused after inhaling too much pipeweed and finding himself up in a tree in Ithilien. Last he knew, he was in The Green Dragon.

"Shouldn't I be on a Quest to destroy the Ring?"

Ha!!!! Mine IS easier to do than yours Sauron!