SuperShadow Spoof Site

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CUG
Hello All,

First time poster short time lurker here. I know that everyone here seems to dislike Mickey Suttle, aka SuperShadow. Since recently I was practicing PHP I made for exercice a little site spoofing SuperShadow.com. I could give you the URL, but Vbulletin wouldn't accept it. If someone, won by curiosity, wants to read it, just PM me and I'll give him the URL, so that it can be posted.

I wait for replies. Maybe.

CUG

Rebel Racer
Here's the link: http://utenti.lycos.it/superstupid/

I have to say, you did a very good job, CUG.

LanceWindu
laughing out loudrolling on floor laughinglaughing out loud

CUG
Thanks! I suggest you ask SuperStupid some questions or post some comments, because he will answer them immediately on the main page! (Just look at the bottom of the page...)

Lyn
laughing Nice one CUG!! thumb up

CUG
Updated! Now there is the old Stupid Archive, and the main page keeps only 50 stupid questions.

Of course, if you want to contribute you're very welcome.

My PHP practicing seems to be quite useful.

And, by the way, all the scripts on the original site are stolen. Like everything else.

Rebel Racer
sweet job! btw, i made you a new banner, it was pretty good, but then i screwedd it up. so, im working on a nother one now.

Shadowkiller
AHHH ! the computer iam on at work wont let me see your site iam blocked ... I will check it out over x mas from my home computer iam missing out.

blythy
nice spoof

It would be cool if there was spoofs of the individual page.

super shadow GL
****ing idiots im supershadow and im not fake assholes ha ah ah

yerssot
sure you are, now shusss

super shadow GL
just a stupid joke im sorry master

yerssot
roll eyes (sarcastic)

super shadow GL
**** mike shuttle man

super shadow GL
who does he think he is telling people his life is great that he drinks beer and stuff what a ripoff i hate him

The One Part 2
Great site, but it's missing two things: 1) The site isn't normally updated for weeks at a time and 2) You should say the goddam stupid "tre cool" more often. Othewise, you have him nailed perfectly!!!

CUG
Updated SuperStupid . Now Mr. Fake can reply with 23 different sentences : I also added the infamous "Tres Cool" which seems to be loved by people here. Next move, the individual pages.

Speaking of which, are there some cute australian girls who want to send me their photos to publish them on the site ?

Well, they reallt don't need to be Aussies.

The One Part 2
Are you accepting Fan Fiction yet? I definitely would like to see your former "girlfriends" that you were just cool to date.

Lucas Sucks!
Theres like a hundred posts of super shadow.... you guys are such freaks that you dont have anything else than to talk about him.... i guess youre his number one fans... who would waist time makig a super shadow anti site... some one worst than super shadow himself... more useless.

CUG
Actually the original purpose of SuperStupid was to practice string manipulation in PHP, so to me it has lots of utility... next point in my practice, a beautiful randomly generated midichlorian list!

Speaking of something else, The One Part 2 : OF COURSE I accept Fan Fiction! I have this very evil idea in which SuperStupid generates fan fiction by gluing together pieces of existing fan fiction!

And, I asked to some girls I know to pose for this incredibly useful (Despite what LucasSucks says) site, but they refused (maybe they REALLY love the real SS guy. ) ... and probably they aren't ludicrously hot enough... and above all they aren't australian and they don't even run a blog! Oh well! I'm waiting for the australian hotties of this forum, or maybe I'll just take a plane to Australia to shoot some girl here and there. Or maybe I'll just shut up.

Have fun.

Rebel Racer
lol, wicked updates man, keep it up.

The One Part 2
CUG, maybe you could just copy pictures of the really ugly fat chicks that you see on those gag birthday cards in the novelty stores. SuperStupid is the best Star Wars spoiler site out there!

DarkJediStoops
That SS site is Outstandingly Humorous! laughing

Mr.Deflok
Hi there, I chanced upon this forum and found your website CUG, I must say what a genius piece of work it is! My hat goes off to you! I've never dabbled in programming and the like but you've peaked my interest, I've always been a hardware person. I'm guessing your code goes along the line of 'if fullstop then add comment ?" sort of thing? It's fantastic!

Some comments you may like to add:
"Scoring with many pretty women never gets old"
"Guns and Roses rock my world"

Yup, these are actually taken from his site.

CUG
First :

Following a suggestion from a fan of SuperStupid (ok, it's a friend of mine) I just put a new section to the site... It's called Pictures of some Jedi. It includes SuperStupid's equivalent to SuperShadow's character played in Episode III (I don't remember the name). I called him Graum Lobaz, using the infamous "Make your own Star Wars name" algorythm I got once via email. Then I put a quite voluptuous, dark female jedi, yeah, she's very cheesy, and Graum Lobaz features a beautifully crafted Black Bladed Lightsaber, but hey, this site is ALL about cheesiness... and the low quality of the pics (made in the greatest Curious Labs' Poser 4) is due to the fact that I made the page while I was getting dressed to go to the university.

Second :

Thank you Mr.Deflok! Yes, the site works exactly the way you mentioned. But intead of looking for full stops sometimes (it's driven by a very powerful randomized engine) it looks also for commas and semicolons. About the new sentences... Adding them right now. Have fun!

P.S. : Oh, and obviously, if you don't like the new section be free to tell me and I'll remove it at once!

Rebel Racer
wicked job, once again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock on dude!

Mr.Deflok
Hey CUG, I made this lame as Dark Jedi Pic if you wanna use it!

Oh and Superfraud's Jedi's name is Nebar Foxis lol

The One Part 2
So, that's Nebar Foxis? I expected him to be a little... taller. Otherwise, I think it's a dead on recreation of the most ineffectual quixotic Jedi ever... aka supershadow.

Mr.Deflok
I sent a message to the real SS.com and he replied:

LanceWindu
I truly believe he just pulls his replies out of a hat.

He actually reads the comment, then has individual hats for different types of replies, then just randomly chooses one.

CUG
Oi oi. It is I again. Sorry if it took so much time, but I had lots of more productive things to do. Anyway, I updated SuperStupid with Mr. Deflok's clown, which really "scares the crap out of me" to quote SuperStupid himself. I took the freedom to add a very cheesy lens flare effect to the pic. What's next? I dunno. I could even leave the site as it is, since it was born as a programming exercise. I'm accepting suggestions about what to add.

Well, have fun.

CUG

P.S. Oh, I forgot to say... I decline every responsibility about what people write on SuperStupid, being it an automated system, I can't immediately delete stuff that might be offensive. If you want something to be deleted just PM me.

Rebel Racer
lol, nah, dont delete any of the posts. You might keep adding pages to cover the rest of the links....?

SmackNutz
MORON ALERT... probably Suttle himself.

Rolda Hayes
CUG, try adding to his girlfriend section. (comedy pictures!!)

Mr.Deflok
Someone get pictures of soe fat chicks in bikinis and photoshop the bikini's gold then send them over to SupaStupes.

Darth Jello
Lance, I just want to point out that your comment connotates that supes wears his ass on his head

deaconbluez
Okay, cool....the "test" post was to make sure that I could, in fact, make a post.

As mentioned on this forum before, SS is obviously a fraud, and every link on his website is something stolen from another site. But the lies even go deeper.

At the top of his site, there is a hidden link within the collage of Star Wars Character pictures. Right above Luke's head is the invisible link. When you click on it, you are taken to another page of the site that lists all of Mr. Suttle's "brilliant documentary" about paranormal activity and extra terrestrials. Interestingly, none of the "films" that he lists can be found in any directory, yet Mr. Suttle claims that DVD copies of his documentary films can be purchased from "most popular movie stores".

There is also a link on this page to an article entitled, "Are We Alone in the Universe?" It appears that Mr. Suttle is passing this article off as his own work, but it is, in fact, a word-for-word copy of an article written by Ian Crawford for a magazine called Scientific American way back in July of 2000.

The fraud of this man runs deep my friends. But he is a sad individual, indeed. I used to read his sight daily, thinking it was a reliable source for news on the production of the prequels. Then I remember it just hitting me one day. Nothing made sense about it. So I sent him MANY messages through his sight expressing my disgust in his arrogance and lies.

I am a radio morning show host, and lately I've been thinking about contacting him some way requesting him to do an interview on the air with me by telephone. I would indicate to him that I am a big fan and that I want to interview someone who is "in the know" with Star Wars news. Then when I get him on the air, I would totally expose him and interrogate him concerning his fraud and lies, and why he is such a loser. Anyone who can help me accomplish this...it would be great.

Mr.Deflok
He wouldn't fall for it, as much as I hate to say it, he's far too clever.

cornponious
Hey CUG, love the spoof site. I love reading the emails there as well. There is one thing, though, that you may or may not be aware of. Are you aware that the header on your spoof site has the same hidden link as the one on SS site, and your link also points to SS personal bio page?

Is that something you did on purpose? Just wondering.

cornponious

CUG
Hey, thank you cornponius. No, I didn't notice the hidden links when I made the spoof site (which I made very quickly). But we can say it was done on purpose, you know, for the guys who stumble into superstupid accidentally and want to know who is this site referring to...

Well, and then I have to apologize for the racist messages. I have no control upon the posts and I don't have the time to check SuperStupid daily. So I hope nobody gets offended by these, which I think they've been posted to taunt stupid people that trolls on public forums. Anyway, if somebody wants me to cancel some messages, just ask me. Bye.

CUG

Mick19
Hey, why do you guys hate SuperShadow so much?

Darth_Duffy
because he tells lies everyday, pretends to be a friend of lucas but slates him at every oppurtunity.
makes things up regarding star wars and is basically a compulsive liar

Sith Master X
Yeah, might I add that he's somewhat insane. Hey, I get my laughs there so I can't complain.

SMX
cool

Xam
SS.com is the wort star wars fan site ever!

Flying Orange
True that, SMX cool

Xam
i agree Flying Orange

cornponious
I hope your last name isn't "Suttle", Mick.

corn

Xam
i agree! is it or not dude.

Sith Master X
If it was, you think he'd admit to it? wink Ok I don't want to jump any conclusions. I'm sure someone else has the name Mick besides Suttle. If thing's turn ugly here then I'll get suspicious.

SMX
cool

Creechuur
I went to the page and this is the first thing I read:

"I smell like poo poo and pee pee (SuperStupid: Superb idea.)"

...Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Oh, I can't stop laughing....awesome site.

FatBrit
lets see if he posts my message, i asked why all his girlfriends look lik ex porn stars roll eyes (sarcastic)

Boris
lol I sent that poo poo and pee pee one, its done automaticaly, no matter what you send in it will reply with some stupid thing, just like the real Mick Suttle lol

Sith Master X
That site's good. Especially when people make up their own Supershadow responses that aren't in bold, they do it when they're typing their messages but a few have been hilarious!!

SMX
cool

kenox
Oh geez! eek! The last "jedi" is hilarious! laughing

Xanatos
ROTFLMAO laughing

Hey CUG gret site, but when do you think you can finish the site I would love to see a finished version of it. You know let the links actually take you some where.

Sith Master X
Sorry Xanatos I don't think CUG is here anymore. wink

SMX
cool

Xanatos
My bad SMX, didn't check the date, well if he still reads this forum. What I said earlier.

Rabid_Wolverine
laughing damn dude your man. that sh!t is hilarious.

Darth Jello
i would feel really bad for any star wars fan who's name was coincidentally "mickey suttle" with no relation to SS.

Lyn
laughing Yeah...me too. laughing

CUG
Hey youngsters! How's life ? I forgot SuperStupid for about a year, and I see that people are still posting on it! Sadly, I also see a fair amount of spam... I guess I'll cleanse the Stupid Archive.

Now I don't know what to do, should I go on and write some other Stupid Stuff on it, or has the supershadow hype faded forever, and so nobody cares about it anymore ?

Or should I simply give SuperStupid's account to someone else, so that he/she brings on the legacy of SuperStupid ?

Or should I just shut up?

whitewookie
Hey superstupid (SuperStupid: Jar Jar Binks is a masterpiece of characterization. Lucas loves him, and so do I.) first of all RADICLE SITE!! Secound of you, Could you possibly airmail me some of your ex girlfriends (SuperStupid: Fantastic idea. Your comments will be forwarded to Lucas.) You seem to get through your fair share in a matter of months, and I was wander if you keep the rejects in storage (SuperStupid: I love this idea.) TY w.w!. (SuperStupid: Lucas says doesn't care about money : he only loves fans.)

I never get tired of it
big grin

DARTH DADDY
Yea, does anyone know the name of the "girlfriend" that SS has on his sight right now? She's hot. I'd like to find out where I can get more pics of her.

Killua
OMG THIS ROCKS , just the punishment he deserves :P

Delta51VE
That is BY FAR one of the cleverestest sites I've ever seen. Bravo!

darthcraka
i f'n love it bwahahahahahha i was duped by superfraud until a week or so again im so happy that somneone is getten back at his ass uyay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kimsigurd
can't we just kill him? or is there anyone in the forum that can take down his site?? it would be fun to do some real bad things to his site, kinda take controll over the site or something wink

DARTH DADDY
what was the name again of the company that Mikey works for?

darthcraka
heh dude actually works for a company???

Killua
Yes , SS.inc

darthcraka
hahahahhahahahahahahahaahahaha what an ars clown

DARTH DADDY
doesn't he make cabnets or something. I want to email him.

Laviera_j
Who is Mikey??

JediJim
Mickey Suttle aka Supershadow

Jedi Priestess
argh why are we discussing this idiot AGAIN?

Xam
AKA stupid bullshit talker

Xam
i dont know its just...fun to insult him...i guess

Killua
Yes , because he insults the entire mankind !!!

Darth_Decimator
that guy is a goog ! now he is saying that people will have to "bid" on acting roles for episodes 7-9 ( you all prob know how he is making them LOL ) i wonder how many people he will dupe out of their hard earned cash , i cant believe people actually belive him

Jedi Priestess
time for a merge me thinks.......I for one am sick to death of giving this a$$hole thread exposure.

DARTH DADDY
ooo I'm under JP, how exciting

darthcraka
hahhahahaahah

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