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Little Britain is great! probably the funniest thing on TV at the moment


if you have BBC3 (sky, freeview etc) at 00:00 on the 1st of January 2004 (thats 12 o' clock New Years Day), there will be 5 episodes back to back

anybody?................no?................dust?

I've never watched it

I've seen it once and it had the same effect as TLoG on me... freaked the shite out of me for the first minute or so then had me laughing like hell for the rest of it. (I can only see in on BBC2 comedy night though *rarr*)

one of the guys (cant remeber which name is which ) from TLoG (the butcher) was on it on BBC3 the other night

That would be Mark Gatiss then.

well done you

Three thumbs up definitely!

The funniest program on TV right now.

... Kitty said

I luv that programme! Anne rocks!

we're always doing that to each other

Quality programme.

My 30th thread, btw...

Anyone watch this show? It's hilarious! "I'm a laydee! I do laydee things! Are you a laydee?"

yeah i made a thread on it

do you know if anyone died in this?

hmmm.. i live out in america.. i dun think this airs out here.. what is it?

ooh hes their 'Script Editor'


cool, from the interview:
Anne came out of improvisations me and Matt did with Steve and Reece from the League Of Gentlemen. Reece christened her. We forgot about her for years. I'm glad you like her. I don't really know where it came from as it was done on the spur of the moment. Next year we will bring out a DVD and the footage of us mucking about with Steve and Reece will be on it.

hmmm...seems like summin i wuld have to see to judge. maybe i can visit you 'somewhere in england' and we can watch it together. how does that sound?

probally not tho, i dun see many foreign shows on TV

so, am i comin or not, i alreaday packed!

erm, sure if you pass through security

Merged with other thread BTW...

congrats and thanks

Oops. Apologies. I'm getting lazy...

Hey - did anyone see the last ever ep of this last week?

YEAH!!! F*CKING AWESOME!!!

Shame there was no "I'm a Lay-dee! I do lay-dee things!"

I could sure go for a pirate memory game rite about now!

ages 4-8

ya,but no, but, ya,but no, shut up!, i ain't dun nuffin, how'd u know u weren't even there!

Lou: i want that one
Lou: but thats a dearist sympathy card, it's her birthday she isn't dead
Andy: yeah, i know
Lou: are you sure you want that one?
Andy: yeah
Lou: well, ok
*gets ouside*
Andy: ARE YOU COMPLETELY BRAIN-DEAD SHE ISN'T DEAD IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!*throws card*

Tax Collector: you've put yes on every question, you can't just do that
Ray: it's not yes, it's yessss
Tax Collector: well, you can't put yesss
Female Tax Collector: You avoided your taxes for the past 2 years, you have to pay soon, or we will have to close down the hotel
Ray: heres the payment
Tax Collector: whats that?
Ray: 6 magic beans
Tax Collector: you can't buy using that
Ray: 7 magic beans
Tax Collector: No
Ray: my flute!!!!
Tax Collector: tell you what, get out your writting quil
Ray: yessss
Tax Collector: and your magic money book
Ray: yessss
Tax Collector: make your mark
Ray: yessss
Tax Collector: and we do the rest
Ray: yessss*plays flute* Oh sh*t

More!

I'm missing it already, especially Anne

anyone no when the DVD is planed for?

Anne: "Eee Eee EEE! Eee Eee EEE! Eee Eee EEE!!! {Phone Rings} Hello? Oh hi yeah can I call you back? Alright, bye. {Click} Eee Eee EEE!"

wot you think of the cartoon 'monkey dust' after little britain depressing or wot!watching them both makes my evening!

I love Little Britian 2.....bt wot is the point in the gross sketch where David Walliums fancies the old woman!!!!


i cant stand that 1!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/littlebritain.shtml

listen to Little Britain online. Theres some stuff thats been on TV and some new material.


Yeeess!

"I tell you Mifuane its not easy being the only gay man in the village..."

well its not on anymore, (as far as i know) and i cant wait for the new series when it comes on BBC3. Did anyone else watch it?

Already a thread

oh shit. oh well.

Little Britain is the best OMG, BERT!!!!!

yeah. it is really funny

me and my m8s always take stuff off the desk going "eh eh eeh" anne stylee!!
best quote: dust...anyone....no....dust....anyone....no....dust....anyone....no.
LMAO!!! i love the scottish guy. "if ye asked me on a monday id say...hyeeees. if ya asked me on a tuesday id say...hyeeees

"Carret cake carret cake, do ye 'ave any nuts? The carret cake contains no nuts"

"I want that one" "Wanna go Florida"

I love this show its freakin sweet. It taps into my screwed up side of my sense of humour perfectly.

I love it

social worker: where is the baby?
vicki: swapped it for a westlife cd
social worker: how could you do such a thing
vicki: i know, theyre rubbish

say it in a bromley girl accent and it is actually hilarious

Man I love vicki! She's so hilarious!
When she's talking to the class and she goes to leave
and the teacher reminds her baout her baby and she says "S'alright you can keep it, got loads at home!"

and the slimming club sketches I love too!
"Fish & Chips"
"Whats that?"
"Fish & Chips"
"Eh? what... Must be some foriegn dish"
Writes on board - Curry.



Or because she's put on weight they say they're gonna have to suspend her until she loses weight!

"WELL SCAAAARRREWWWWW YOOOOUUU!!!"

Such a great show! Genius!

Piggle
x x x x

the funniest british show since black adder

"Yeah I know"

EH EH EH!

*throws wheelbarrow at Stickle pop, pours milk on Colabee*

ok what the ****

You need to watch more of it then.

I've seen this show before, and it is so funny

i love this show i have a thread on the forum on the website....its really realluy funny...

my favourite quote from the show ~

judge - in face of the overwhelming evidence against you, do you stand by your plea of not guilty?
vicky - no but yer but no because what happened was right was this thing happened what you don't even know about shut up! i weren't even supposed to be anywhere near there but then meridith came over and started stirring it all up started calling me all these things what i'm supposed to have done but i aint never even done it alright?
judge - right. but you admit you were in superdrug at the time
vicky - yeah well the thing is it aint as simple as that is it cos what happened was right there was this whole thing and meredith said it weren't a thing but it was, but don't listen to her cos she's a slag
judge - meredith. who is meredith?
vicky - ohmigod don't even go there. meredith right done that thing but she don't know about it. she was too busy getting off with thing.
judge - thing?
vicky - craig! god don't you know anything? anyway right so there was this whole thing what you don't even know about or something or nothing. oh shut up!
judge - right.
vicky - so you're right, i was supposed to be doing home ec but i wasn't, i was on the phone to jules, but anyway, don't listen to her cos she's missed a period
judge - jules?
vicky - well that's right! blame jules as well! jules got enough problems anyway cos her dad done this thing and now her mum's on pills. anyway it aint even her real dad it's her step dad but she's not supposed to tell anybody so you better shut up. but don't listen to me cos i'm a slag
judge - uuh, did you do it?
vicky - yeah.

*breathes out* woo!

i looove this show and i saw an advert for the second series which is coming soon which usually means 2-3eweeks god my life will be happy when its bak on the screen ..

i love this show my fav was when one of them walked out of his house naked then he like made a face like ohh sh!t then went back in and got an umberella (sp?) LMAO at that

i liked that one too ... best thing that has been on telly for along time peepantsflash

i must agree

kkewl

OCTOBER 19th oh yay .. second series is on BBC 3

awsome ill be there watching it

Just got the DVDs - they are so worth buying for the extras alone!

Really funny documentaries - and a "Best Of Rock Profile" (which is the show that made me watch Little Britain in the first place).

kewll.. better get it when i get paid...

omg i saw the first one to the new series...it looks like its going to be really good

Noooooooo, I haven't got BBC3!!

I hope they show it on normal tv soon.

Anyone seen the new series?

The funniest one is the one with the two old ladies, and one keeps throwing up.

that was disgusting!!
Bubbles de vere was funny, that fat suit was

But my fave will always be Daffyd, the only gay in the village

I don't have BBC3.I have to convince my parents to get Freeview or something.

I got telewest Get telewest!!

look into my eyes, into my eyes my eyes, dont look around the eyes look into my eyes...3 2 1..your under..ok u have not got telewest u cheapskate!! 3-2-1 your back in the room!

computer says no

iv watched some of the new ones very funny be watching it tomorrow

first time i watched this, i didn't know what the hell to think, an i also didn't find it that funny. But, thre more i watched, i found myself being drawn in, and realised that actually, it was incrediably funny.
Personally, my favourite character (besides andy and lou) has got to be mojorie dawes. Her ignoring the asian lady because she assumes she can't speak english is hilarious (not exactly pc, i know, but........)
All in all, very, very funny!!!!

Ha, anybody see it last night?

The sketch where Andy lifts the car up while Lous back is turned is amazing.

The funniest sketch was when the two transvestites are walking past some lads playing football, and the ball gets kicked over to them, and Emily Howard goes to kick it back to the lads, but the other one says "No, you must fight it" and Emily says "but, but I can't" and then goes off and plays football.

'call me bubbles'heehee

oooo he was gorgous

she pushed me

^ lol that was classic

u see the 4th one up a tree "i fell" LMAO when i saw that

"She pushed me"

lol classic

"you evil pole"

fantastic

litlle britain tonight come on!

I've watched only twice....

Watched one last night....

"How did you get up there?"

"I fell."

But he's up in a tree....

???What???

That guy in the wheel chair is my favourite.

"I don't like red."

"I want my stuff back."

It's on in 15 minutes! Yay! And it's on for an hour on BBC3!

15 minutes until Little Britain - where's a tape!

Sorry, it was half an hour....

Grab a tape?

*Then I start typing*

"Computer says no...."

I also like:

"Yeah I know." (How he says it)

"Hur hur hur...."

"Who made it? *Then is sick after the name is said*

ohh hes gorgeous.....

computer says no

OMG How Funny is Little Britain Especially Vicky Pollard"yeah but no but' and the man in the wheel chair the creator is a comic genius

my sister does a wunderful impression of her ad bubbles...lol

lol my mate does fantastic impression of the guy in the wheelchair its hilarious

yeah i kno ....hehee

With exception of the:
"She pushed me."
"You evil pole."
sketch, I have been dissapointed overall with the current series of Little Britain

^ really i liked it havent seen the last episode yet gonna watch it later but i've enjoyed it the 'she pushed me' was a classic though

i thought some were disappionting but not all ... ....


bittie ... is the only sketch that annoyed the hell out of me ..

bittie was funny lol

'computer says no' was awesome.

'she pushed me' 'u evil pole' was the high light

"Bitty" is one of my favourites actually.

The way he turns and goes "Hungry". I just sit there giggling.

I love the scenes that make me laugh and go "WTF" at the same time.

Some of the characters have been axed, and some of the older ones are starting to get a bit samey. I kinda felt the Lou and Andy one was starting to run its course when they actually copied an earlier sketch.

The "I wanna go Florida" one in series one is exactly the same sketch as the "I wanna go Paris" one in series two.

It's still funny, with the "She pushed me" one being one of the funniest yet.

One character I really miss is Des Kay - the guy who works at Homebase or something and has that puppet. He was kinda like a ruined Timmy Mallet. That croc was so funny (Top the mornin wheres me breakfast). I wish they brought that one back.

Also, the teacher sketches are also gone, I liked those.

There were a few one-off in series one that I would have liked to have seen played out in Series two but never happened. The retired police officer who gives driving lessons and the Russian communist babysitter sketches only appeared in series one once and I found them to be some of the best.

(Cop driving instructor scene)
Instructor :"Put you foot down lad!"
Student: "Isn't there a limit here?"
Instructor: "What speed are you doing?"
Student: "About 70"
Instructor: "Right stop the car!"

yeah the "yeeeeeees" guy in the first one aint in the 2nd one i heard it is because it was filmed in a scottish mansion and they didnt have enough money to pay to rent it out all the time that was one of my favourites aswell.

i think it was:

"I don't like her"
"Why not?"
"She's in a wheel chair."

....

No, I'm certain it was:

"I don't want that one."
"Why not?"
"She's in a wheel chair."

Even if it was that don't split hairs....

Yer ah know.

i wont it was still funny as hell



they showed all 6 a few days ago i watched them

Its now shown on BBC1 on Fri at 9.30 for cheap cows like me who dont have a digibox.

^ i have watched them all on BBC 3 but im still watching them on BBC 1 because i love Little Britain only problem is that some scenes have been cut because they were too rude

Go to www.bbc.co.uk/littlebritain

Then click on series one video clips and be sure to watch Majorie's Fat fighters

Anybody?...... No?......... Dust? repeat 1000 times.

I've seen that, yeah, like 1000 times...zzzzzzz

I can do a perfect impression of Andy, it's great and my mum laughs, and yes I'm a girl





Awww

YES! MY USERNAME CHANGED!

Do you know who I used to be?

i can guess

Damn

yahiknow

Let me try - yah-a-no - try that but speaking - my mum laughs

lol i cant stop sayin it now

id say 'mom, whats the time?
mom - 6.00
me - yahaknow

LOL

we'll put u in a home yeah yeah, home..we'll put u in a home yeh yeah!?

oh heeeee's goooooorgeous!!

Dean....oh you... Haha!

"You want it here?"
"Yeah. What's it for?"
"So you can go toilet without me."
"Yahakno."

ne1 ...noo.....DUST
ne1 no ....dust
ne1 ...noo.....DUST
ne1 no ....dust
ne1 ...noo.....DUST
ne1 ...noo.....DUST
ne1 no ....dust
ne1 no ....dust
ne1 ...noo.....DUST
ne1 no ....dust
ne1 ...noo.....DUST
ne1 no ....dust

i watched that one the other day lol

I'm going to do that right now! Hee hee

"Mum, what's the time."
"Clock's up there."
"Yahaknow."

LOL

A-wana be a smurf
L- its quite a posh resturant ,are you sure?
A-smurf


A-i look a pilock

i cant believe BBC1 are cutting the 'only gay in the village' sketch's @$$hole$

That was funny, he looked funny

we'll put u in a home...yeah yeah
in a home yeah yeah
we'll put u in a home!

I'll be glad they are gone to be honest.

It got old.

I'd rather see the "yeeeeeeeeeeeeees!" Scottish Hotelier guy return and take Daveth's place.

the scottish hotel guy was so cool LMAO all the time when he had the T.V repair man out was hilarious.

"You like ice cream"
"Yaraknow."
"So, what do you want?"
"Cone!"
"And a cone on it's own please."

*Walks down path*

"I want whippy."

I don't remember all this here, I watched it twice only the other day as well....


"I want that one chocolate."
"That's dark chocolate, you don't like dark chocolate, you always said dark chocolate as a rich taste to it."
"Yaraknow."
"What about that one?"
"I want that one."
"Ooh."
"I don't like it."
"Did warn you."
"Can I have another one to take the taste away?"
"No, you can wait until Maria comes."

Is it Maria? Something begining with M

I wonder what horrible things the departmental secretary says about me - on the lines of "the big fat lesbian" "the ching chong chinaman" "the oompa loompa."

Some of the things in that program are funny overs are just plain disgusting espeacially the fat woman in the health club who keeps stripping off, my favorite is the Dennis Waterman sketch where everything he carries is big when they are small to his manager.

Oh bubbles, when I first saw her take her clothes off I was like "Errhh! Is that real?" Mum said "Of cause it's not."

Yeah, love Dennis...
They want me to write the feem tune, sing the feem tune...lol

Dennis i awesome

the guy who loves the old woman in the first series is sick

second series is not as good getting too repetitive and slapstick

no i dont think it is .. i mean i prefer sebastion (sp?) in 2nd but wot the f@k is bittee all about im sorry but that sketch is the worst

I love this programme. I got the entire script to series one for christmas.

SHUT UP! I didnt do nothing, anyway all you have to do is lie about it, cos marie said her dad killed someone then he lied and said he didnt and now he's got a really good job of putting jam in jammy dodgers.

Ha! I got the book for christmas

Can anyone direct me to Daffyd's clothing store?

Nope

pity that. would have fancied his wardrobe for my own.

Is anyone going to see the live show tour? My friend has a tickey for Cardiff (I think)

It would probably be pretty good, more slapstick I reckon

little britain rulz

yeah, quite right it does

is the second series still playing on tv.. anyone know release dates for the dvd?

not sure but i dont think well have to wait long

Anyone bought the comic relief DVD? Daffyd's interview with elton john has to be one of the most funniest things i have see in AGES

no, much much is it, where from?!

no my mum wont let me buy ne more DVDS