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Here I go.. Mr rodgers in the simpsons "Its a beautifal day... to KICK YOUR ASS!"

I'm sorry I don't know what a "qoutes" is... I'm seriously thinking of finishing elementary skooll now...

"Good" for you

What's brown and can be found in a baby's diaper?
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Michael Jackson's hand...

hmm how cute

LOL frend44's joke, not mine...

the funniest is definitely from crank yankers:
(i cant reemember who said what though )

~I like bread!
~BREAD MAKES ME POOP!


omg when i heard that everyone in the room with me all started laughing uncontrollably

Homer(when Marge found his gun in the vegetable drawer in the fridge): But how was I supposed to know you'd find it there?

i wash myself with a rag on a stick!!!!!

Homer, When going in the 3rd Dimension behind the bookcase:

Homer's Barin: Oh Glorry of Glorries! Oh Heavenly Testament To God's Eternal Creations!!!

Homer: HOLLY MACARONIE!

Moving...

daria's motto: Life sucks. And then you die.
spy no. 1: I'm not going to tell you

mtv cartoons rule all

South Park, Cartman, "Respect my Authoita!"

Father Jack Hackett ~ "I'm a happy camper" {Father Ted EP : Think Fast Father Ted}

Father Dougal McGuire ~ "It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women." {Father Ted EP : Night of the Nearly Dead}

Father Ted ~ "Dougal, how did you get into the church in the first place? Was it, like, 'collect 12 crisp packets and become a priest?"

Father Dougal ~ "Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film?"
Father Ted ~ "Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a scary film."
Father Dougal ~ "Come on, Ted. A Volkswagen with a mind of its own. If that isn't scary, I don't know what is." {Father Ted EP : A Christmassy Ted}