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Welcome, I'm the sheriff, I make the rules, your now in a nice deparmtent station, with bar, dancefloor, and firing range, also we actually work a little too. So sit down have fun, eat the donuts, and dont piss us off, lol a few people wanted this so here it is

well then who's who here

I'm sherrif

Lance-1st deputy
Rex-first deputy
Bkk-driver
Spearhead-Bodyguard
D-bert- My orderly/assistant
Venom-SPokesperson

All of us are armed with uzis, and we do have flamethrowres in the back as well as glocks!

*walks in* woah! i have never see a sheriff department like this. *eats a donut*

sounds good *is scared* can I be a secretary

pihnney, do you have any REAL power in the forum (mod, admin, etc...)?

No, I have just been round for awhile, yes silver-tears you can be secretary, this is just a fun thing, its not serious, i hold no real power, i PROMISE,

lmgdmfao.... k.... jw

i know its stupid but back in the day we had little fun fantasy things, liek teh bars, and mud-wrestling (i should bring that back!!!)

wtf!!!!! mud-wrestling??????? in a forum???????????????????? dee-amn

*walks in wearing short suit and hair up* K I'm good

nice!

*walks in and points a gun at tears, saying the classic line, "gimmie all ur money".

well i mena fantasy mud-wrestlings, LOL so who wants a beer and a glock to target practice with while drunk?????????

i'll have a gatlin gun, if thats not too bold to ask for.

* Lance strolls into the Dept. dragging the old SOCKS in handcuff's, he throws them into their temporary holding cells, appropriatly named BANNED *

Hey everyone...

* Picks up a jelly donut *

lol, u took some time to type that

* Bites the donut, letting the strawberry jelly ooze into his mouth, he then arms himself with an Uzi and practices taking shots around Rebel Racers head, making an outline on the wall behind him. *

Oops, I got jelly on my Uzi.

take the gatling gun, lol Hey lance, wanna a beer???

lol, *prays that lance is a good aim*

omg Ken we are listening to the same song

phinney, update me on the list, then, armed with a gatlin gun

Sure Phin, just make sure it isn't some Light beer shit.

No we're not.

It's just there, since I haven't changed it since last night...

lance, how u get that "currently listnening to" thingie?

nvm, posted too late

Ok rebel Racer, is the SWAT team- Gatling gun

Hey lance, here you go a nice big pitcher of my home brew from queeqs bar, we call is the phinonator

fine be that way

*heads to desk and sits down on chair looking around station*

W000000000000000T!!!!!! SWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Special Weapons and Tactics, i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Takes a gulp *

WOOOOOOOO!

That's strong...just like the Moonshine from back home.

am i a swat element leader?

ahh isn't it a great place, It's two stories, the holding cell is near the main desk, (in another room) my office and my first deputy's offices are on the second floor as wellas d-bert my orderly, and the equiptment room, venom, spearhead, and rebel have offices on the first floor, and sliver is the secretary for the station, she has a small .38 pocket-size revolver. the dance floor is right out in the open with the bar too, and the couches and big-screen tv, so we dont do MUCH policing beacuse there is only 4 phones, (mine, lance, rex, and silver,) the rest are the fightin men, oh and yeah BKK is on the top floor too, so if I need her i can call for her qucikly, and the garage where the phin-mobile and the jeep is near the station,

phinney, can i be upgraded to a SEAL who actually takes life-threatening risks?

yes rebel you lead swat, (your one man team)

um sure if you wnat, its much funner while watchin footbal and havin a nice homebrewed beer, infact, you can have your own seal hummer, SPECIAL FORCES,

sweet. thanks. im gonna log off and fukc around with photoshop for a bit now. later

*hears phone ringing and picks up* Hello... KMC sheriff's department, how may I help you? Uh huh....yes......right away!
*returns phone to hook* we have an armed robbery going on in the tavern
Someone go check it out

I'll sned my puppy dog....d-berrrtttttt!!!!! go check out the robbery at the reprise bar, aww shat , im head of security there, i'll just get my security boys from teh bar down there, " Hello bob, yes your getting robbed ' BANG!' ok nevermind," Nevermind d-bert my security boys at teh bar shot him!

send me next time, i wanna be at a crime scene

oh that dosent sound good...

Don't worry we'll all get tanked up, than load up the uzis, get in the phinmobile adn jeep and tkae a ride to teh next scene, so drink up everyone,

you didnt send your most valuable force.

*considers rebelling*

*reconsiders*

*un-considers*

drunk and disorderly police force, can this get any better?

DONUTS!!!!!!

Nice department you've got here, phin....

Until Elvis shows up and eats all your donuts.

Cause he's the king, babey!

hey, the bg is here. *eats a donut*

*walks in with a rocket launcher* I'VE GOT THE ROCKET LAUNCHER BIATCH! *fires rocket*

um, ok. im mr. invincible how are you doing?

I'm Mr. Dragon, so conventional weapons won't hurt me. I'm nice, how are you? There was no rocket launcher, I just felt like saying that. *grabs donut* Here, have 5 bucks. *hands money to Spearhead*

thanks man. its donut time.

*chomps on a donut*

thanks gundy!!! Donuts around and a free drink pass to gundy my friend, and off course the police get it free too. D-bert, get me another donut please, and MORREEEE pepsi

Sweet, free drinks and donuts!

YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the last round i am getting, this is ur secretary's job
*brings donuts and pepsi*

Hey if oyu do not want the $300 bonus evertime you get me donuts and pepsi then thats your choice, *sorry, gets d-bert donuts and pepsi, here you go bug*

Yay, donut!

Scretary Silver Tears, has anyone called yet??? Guess not, soo All we need is Rex, lance, and Bkk to join

any body see the pesi superbowl cans?

yeah right here, *throws up can and shoots it* lol, yeah I gots plenty, more, btw, WE ALL GO TP SUPERBOWL!!!!! I got 9 tickes, one for me, rex, lance, rebel, d-bert, bkk, spearhead, venom, and silver tears

boo yeeah!

hehehe im nice

Yep...

*looks around notices there is no more donuts leaves*

Don't worry Rony

* Opens a supposed closet door, and it reveals a Krispy Kreame donut shop built in the same building as the station *

THANX lance

*sets up a perimeter around the Station, complete with snipers, machine-gun nests, and myself*

I wouldn't do that, I've already got demolitions set up around the perimeter in case someone did that.

Donuts but there is no coffee?

*leaves unhappy*

There's a coffee machine over there *points toward a corner*

yea u bum. open ur eyes next time!



j\k

*joins silverfighter while eating a donut*

*sets off Spearheads explosives, and sets up my own perimeter*

*takes out his dual flamethrowers and burns down racer's perimeter*

*re-builds perimeter*

Fool, we must have some defense against the unkown.

*decides to ignore racer* the pays good as is the benefits but its the other things that come with the job thats fun

Oh don't ignore Racer!!! Go after him and throw him jail!!! I gotta go but thanks for the coffee and donut.

*walks out of the sheriff department happy*

*orders snipers to open fire on silver fighter*

*arm is wounded and starts to run*

*orders machine-gunners to open fire*

*orders helicopters to start bombing*

ah i go for a little while and this is what happens...

*sets up the anti air turrets and calls in the infantry*

*calls allies for help*

*the clone army advances on Spearhead*

*calls in his flagship and blasts the clone army*

so what exactly does the sheriff do here that the mods can't do better?

apparently he can proclaim that hes the sheriff.

yea, but the mods still uber alles

the Mod Squad? j/k
yeah being a member of the KMC sherrif depo. has that great perk
you cant look cool and inforse stuff

realistically we have no authority whatsoever but ur not supposed to know that

exactly what they dont know wont hurt em, meanwhile we look cool

Wow, glad I was still eatin muh donut in the corner while all the warfare is going on. *wipes forehead* Pheew, *grabs another donut and joins Spearhead. *leaves, but comes back with a round of beer* We need some special drinks today. *pops top* cheers!

I can drink to that...

HEY HEY HEY REB. RACER, YOU ARE the swatteam no other members the sheriff's department. Only the members I've stated, soo those men you have must be rent-a-cops so we dont have to do anything, GREAT IDEA, we can be lazy too. But do not go over my head, I AM THE AUTHORITY ROUND HERE and yes I have some pull with the mods

Hey phin can I have a dual role as BG and undercover agent? I only need to be a guard when there's action goin on.

sure

hmm seems like there was a disturbance in the X-box sucks bla bla bla, but i handeld it sorta..........10-4!!

Great. So for right now (i will put it in order of ranks in the depratment)

Me- Sheriff
Lance- Deputy 2nd in command
Rex- deputy 2nd in command

All the rest have same rank

Spearhead-detective/BD
venom- Spokesperson/deputy
Rebel-Special Opts.
Siler-Secretary
D-bert-Orderly
Bkk-driver

its quiet....a little too quiet......I guess while keeping the peace thats a good thing

*walks around in cowboy clothing with Colt revolvers*

Yeehaw!

*fires revolvers randomly into the air*

I'm the Deputy in these here parts.

can i be somthing?

* Walks in with the Uzi in the leather straps on his torso, the ammo dangling from his belt *

Wassup all?

*looks up from trying to light the counter on fire* nothin here, mate

*sits in twirling chair and spins*

hey everyone I just bought the new b-ball court for teh station, so lets get playin, agua you can be the DJ for teh station (and yes you get uzis) hey rex I see that you traded in your uzis for Colt .45s. I caryy a .44 magnum revolver now and no longer a glock. The rest carry uzis and glocks. But Im speical so I get .44 magnum revolver (if you wanna change your gun you can, lol nothin to big like I wont let you carry bazooka or anything)

I wanna gun! I wanna gun! Let me join, I could be of use...

DJ

haha as long as i have my dual flamethrowers im all set

This belongs in the OTF....moving.

moving day? grab the coolers people!

*burp* aye aye!

hmm... my stuff is still at the GDF

I didn't have any stuff to begin with!

*sees name of thread* GIMME DONUT!

*throws a donut at Koz*

So the OTF is the new home of the Sheriff dept. Nice location everyone

HANDS IN THE AIR!

Don't shoot I'm innocent!!!!!

oh ok. well welcome, seems like im the only copper around. want a donut?

Sure!!!

*takes a donut from the box*

Got any more coffee??

i want a doughnut with sprinkles

*points to the coffee machine on the counter* always do!

Thanks!!

*grabs a mug and pours coffee in it*

Got any sugar and creme?

no damn insurgents ran off with it! we've got half and half in place of the cream though

Damn those insurgents thiefs!!!! Ah well, I'll take it black.

*takes a sip*

So how is work? Must be hard keeping the peace here at KMC.

*chomps on a donut and takes a sip of coffee* believe me, its a hard job here doing noth-- i mean keeping the peace in these...VERY dangerous parts around here.

Hey Barry the museum guard here. We've ran out of donuts may we have some please? We cant live without them and the museum has been quite busy.

very difficult job indeed...well not really. we're kinda like the unofficial mod squad

Maybe I should apply for a job here.......hmmm just maybe.

Vader, its what we coppers are here to do--give donuts to all! Em... i mean justice. heheh

yeah silver, you should, its fun posting and bringing up your "authority"

Authority??? Hmm....Maybe I should apply for the KMC Constable position.

*puts down mug and starts to think*

Thanks for the donuts. The museum boys will be pleased.

np vader...

and dont think too hard, fighter. it hurts your brain after a while.

use the force to procure more sprinkled doughnuts

The force cant affect donuts I'm afraid, but it does helpme catch those little bastards that climb on our roof top.

Oh, it does. You just don't know it. I'm trained in the Frosted side of the force... it affects donuts

damn, well ill go get the doughnuts you catch the thieves

donuts are flameable! *lights the donuts on fire*

*returns with 6 dozen more doughnuts

Throw me one! *yip yip* hungry!!!

Who said you could come in Koz?

i did wings flaming doughnut at koz

*continues to think*

u do that

fighter, i'd have a huge migraine from thinking for that long