Eat Me..
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Korri
I am a good source of calcium

Dogbert
sorry, not a cannibal

clavis9495
aaaaahhh thats a quote from the shrek movie
DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFINMAN?
SilverFighter
Eat me?...........well, it does sounds better than "Bite me".
Linkalicious
wow most girls aren't so open to saying such things in front of perverted guys on the net...
lil bitchiness
By ''eat me'' what exactly do you mean

Linkalicious
that's what i'm saying...naughty korz
Fitch
I can think of few things...

clavis9495
I dont think that that was what korri was implying on...

Linkalicious
yea i figured...i just wanted to tell korri that she's naughty
clavis9495
she is but not in that way at all...

shes just naughty as in talkin crap
clavis9495
I am a naughty gurl there is no denying that but please dont put the lable on today coz I feel real bad because of the perv.
mechmoggy
I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to end in the gutter.
Although, to be fair, Korri left that one wide open.
silver_tears
im scared *runs away*

clavis9495
no its not gonna end there and that is a promise Ill keep on replying myself if I have to!

no thread of naughty gurls will ever end in the gutter!
Linkalicious
awww...sorry clavz! no labels today. Besides...i think too highly of you n korz to go presuming that either of you are naughty in "that" way. n if u are...that's none of my business.
Does your mom have a bitchy side? my mom does and everytime i got in trouble at school...she'd come to my rescue. i never even got detention. (GOOOOO MOM!)
Linkalicious
I like to think of it as a dirty room more than a gutter

clavis9495
aawww ur sweet! ofcourse I wouldnt get angry with you and yeah my dad is gonna wright a letter to the b*stard so Im actually kinda alright now and OMG ITS SNOWING and that is what I wished for just recently

Linkalicious
i'm so jealous...in southern california it doesn't snow!!!! but we have mountains like an hour away and they are some of the best for seasonal snowboarding
clavis9495
cool but Im like listening to my fave song and its snowing and I do have to go to school tomorrow which isnt that cool... actually
silver_tears
its snowwing

clavis9495
YAY! I love snow coz its just really nice all the white stuff
OK IM GONNA POST A POLL ON THIS ONE

Linkalicious
Boo on snow! Right now it's like 72 degreez and it's only 10:20 in the morning. Yah for sun!

boo for snow!

§pearhead
It was supposed to snow...but we got a friggin dusting

silver_tears
I love snow

Sun more so

but SNOW

§pearhead
Meh, I like snow as well...but a friggin dusting pisses me off
Korri
im very nutritious

Linkalicious
like a nutrigrain bar?
§pearhead
omfg

Linkalicious
maybe a fig newton...
because a cookie is just a cookie....
but a Newton is fruit and cake!!!
Korri
im full of protien

sith_darth_jay
korri> you're an oatmeal cookie

Syren
*bites Korri's head off, chews a little, and then spits it out*
Nope, too nutritious, I love junk food!!!
*runs to find yerssot, then bites his head off*
Yum, that's good sh!t!!!!!
clavis9495
NOOO

Korri taste better coz shes a good gurl!

Korri
no im not clavis

xeous
She's a protein bar...
Korri

yes
xeous
...Protein bar's don't taste good. Unless they're the Gatorade ones.
Korri

well then i dont taste good
stinkfist462

.. you sure about that ?
Dogbert
how do you know u taste like a protien bar!?
Korri
well i discovered this by accident

stinkfist462
bite off your finger .....
xeous
Do your bones taste like hard candy? I've always imagined it like that...
stinkfist462
lol..... what does bones taste like ? what does human meat taste like ?
*bites finger* ow ....
Korri
bones taste funny...i once ate a chicken bone....i love the marrow
is that weird?
stinkfist462
idk ... lemme try *knaws on his chicken wing bone * ok hang on i will tell you how it tastes in a bit
Korri

kewlness
stinkfist462
its all chewy and good ......... ok its good .. this is scurring me
Korri

gooood
xeous
I've always wondered if there is a "best part of a human". Like the best parts of cows, pigs, etc. (Chicken wings

)
Korri

Eat me..
stinkfist462
*walks towards korri and bites her arm
xeous
Walks toward Korri and bites her leg.
Korri

more
must_kill_Santa
leave my korri alone
Korri
nooo eat me

Korri

do it
stinkfist462
uhh *stops eating korri
stinkfist462
fine
*takes a bite out of uhh korris shoulder
Korri

ta
stinkfist462

tastes good
Korri
thanks i try my best
sith_darth_jay
i thought you were a cookie.....
what 's left to eat?
sith_darth_jay
idk????

stinkfist462
I DONT KNOW ..

sith_darth_jay

...ok
i'll wait for korri to answer
sith_darth_jay
you ate her already?... there's nothing left?
stinkfist462
yeah ... she is in my stomach
sith_darth_jay
so.... is she nutritious?
stinkfist462
very ... i got energy like WHOA
The One Himself
Oh my God, it's too late

...Don't you know the collateral effects? Now you''ll become obsessed by Keanu Reaves!!!

Crash Overload
At first I was Like: OMG! because I thought this was another variation of the "Hug Korri" or "Kiss Korri" thread.
Korri

hey
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