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I bet a lot of people here have already seen this but I think it's pretty funny so here it is:

Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Jack Daniel's.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is Bondo colored.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok...
...without using the word "chicken".
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
Peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE force.
Your master ever said "My finger you will pull.....hmmm?"
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
You have a stuffed womp rat anywhere in your home.
You wonder why Luke and Leia gave up on getting married.

lol...that's pretty funny...

THATS ME!!!!

I think I saw some new ones, but I know you're missing at least two.

You know you're a Redneck Jedi if . . .

You ever hear, "Luke, I am your father, AND your uncle."

Or if you've ever been told, "Shoot son, c'mon over to da darkside. It'll be a hoot!"

Those were a couple of my favorites from the others I read.

...instead of robes, you chose to wear Jedi Overalls.

...you use the Jedi mind trick to get that ornery mule to behave.

...you use telekinesis to milk the cows, as doing so yourself 'makes me feel like one of them fairies'.

...when your holoviewer broke, you bought another, smaller holoviewer and put it on top of the broken one.

...you always end a conversation with "May the Force be with y'all now, y'hea!