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this is the best sitcom eva. simple

no one want to comment on the official no 1 best sitcom in britain....and in my opinion in the world ??

Whats to commnet? Everybody knows its awesome.

It's like the only thing apart from Dads Army that I can talk about with pretty much EVERYONE, about. Grandparents, parents, younger brothers, friends young and old, everybody has seen it and likes it.

It is the best sitcom ever, period.

"Rodney You Dipstick" - Delboy to Rodney.

"Hello Dave" - Trigger who when speaking to Rodney.

Just adding the quotes so as some who are not familiar to it will know who they are from, if there is anyone who`s not familiar with it .

lol....my fav episode is when the chandelear falls from the ceiling...that episode is pure genius

fav quote
grandad was about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke(guy) with one ear. - del boy talkin to rodney about their grandad

only fools is time less, just as funny now as it was 10 years ago.

the best one is when they dress up as batman and robin, and they run down that road. and the bit after when roodney punchs his hand and says 'del, lets go!'. classic batman line used very well there.

i was raised on classic batman, so i loved that episode

Love it!

One of, if not the most, moronic shows ever on Tv. It's popularity with midle brow middle england should tell you everything you need to know about it. Comedy for Sun reading lager swilling retards and people who like the same shit served up the same way over and over again. Dull Dull Dull - may they never make another second of this over-rated crap.

A pesimistic view always seems to dampen things......thanx!

i love it when del tries to speak french

lol at mr zero

I like it especially the 'Batman and Robin' clip.

Only Fools and Horses is a wonderful mix of dodgy but loveable characters (such as Del Boy's dimwit friend Trigger), knockabout slapstick (no one falls down with as much comedic grace as Jason), and brilliantly crafted dialogue. The show ran seven seasons and ended with characteristic warmth in 1991, when Del Boy became a father; but the Trotters made occasional returns to the small screens with six hugely popular one-off Christmas specials. As Del Boy himself might say: "Lovely jubbly."

Often touted as the best British sitcom ever, Only Fools and Horses tells the story of the crafty cockney huckster Derek Trotter (David Jason), who has finally found the perfect scheme which he is convinced will make him a millionaire within a year! Del's kid brother Rodney (Nicholas Lyndhurst) and his sweet but doddery old granddad (Lennard Pearce) have seen 'em all, however, from the one-legged turkeys to the Old English vinyl briefcases which no one can open. Even the Trotter's car, the 3-wheeled Robin Reliant, is forever slightly off balance. Brilliantly written and populated by a colorful cast of characters, Only Fools and Horses boasts 13 top comedy awards including 2 British Academy Awards for Best Comedy Series, and its 2002 Christmas special was viewed by 2 out of 3 households in the U.K. As Del-boy himself would say: "Lovely jubbly!"
Only Fools and Horses is Britain's Best Sitcom. After weeks of voting, Del Boy, Rodney and Co. has been given the ultimate comedy accolade! The voting started last summer to find the Top Ten from a list of 100 British sitcoms. Since the start of 2004 the public have been voting by text, phone and online, to decide which programme will receive the ultimate comedy accolade of Britain's Best Sitcom. Here is the final Top Ten at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sitcom/winner.shtml

i actually find that very offensive. i have never read the sun in my life and i don't drink lager, yet i think OFAH is hilarious.

that guy is pathetic who needs a good kick up the arse

Rodney you plonker

what a 42 carot plonker u really are!!

i love del-boy, he reminds me of my uncle

one day rodney, we will be millionaires!!!!

these guys sell anything

yeah they sell a load of crap. like russian video cameras or something like that. and ski clothes in summer.

it was funny when rodney bought some sun tan lotion to sell durin the winter..lol

I have to agree with Mr Zero here. Hilarious as the program is I always think of cockney wanker from Viz whenever I see it. That's not so much the programs fault as The Sun, which latches onto popular "British" icons and drags them down to its level of ****, arse and lies.

ofah rules!

batman & robin scene without a doubt the funniest thing I've seen on TV.

yeah that was hilarious

Du du du du du du du du...du du du du du du du du...Del Boy and Rodney

Favorite scenes:
Someone - I'm meeting a girl tonight...
Mike - I've got a pub to run...
Trigger - and I lost my dolphin. <<<<

Later in the show:
Rodney - Everything he seems to touch goes wrong....
*bus blows up*
Our bus just blew up....

Grandad - Del, your breakfast ready.
Del - Oh, ur no thanks Grandad, I'm on a diet.
Grandad - Oh...Rodney, your breakfast ready!

Tony and his R's, that was funny....
Tony - Cwying

or when del walks into the toilets and he's upset cos he thinks his past girlfriend had a child by him but kept it secret

trig: alright del?
del: no trig i am not..i dont know what im gonna do! what am i gonna do?
trig: dont worry, i'll help u out< trig walks over to the cubicle and knocks door
trig: hey!! hurry up comon theres someone out here who wants to use the toilet!!
<Del looks confused>
del: no trig!

LOL

i also find del's french phrases hilarious

trig: alright del?
del: no trig i am not..i dont know what im gonna do! what am i gonna do?
trig: dont worry, i'll help u out< trig walks over to the cubicle and knocks door
trig: hey!! hurry up comon theres someone out here who wants to use the toilet!!
<Del looks confused>
del: no trig![/quote/

that cracked me up lol

Oh yeah, I remeber now, I was just thinking but I remember now, that was funny

that is bonnet de douch neo

lol

I love that phrase he says
"Bonnet de douch Rodney."

"What's all this quiggly stuff in Chinese?"

"No, no, no that's English, the Japanese is Chinese." <---(That's not right, something like that)

"We've got to learn there lingo."

"We?"

"We we, the French I like it, already you're picking up the lingo."

One of the best shows to grace television.

I'm at school at the minute
OFAH is the best!

another great moment was when del boy fell through the bar when he was with trig LMAO when i saw that

i like the scene in the club when they spot what they think are two girls at the bar...del goes over to them and then he goes over to rodney

del: comon rodney, drink up, we're leavin
rodney: ohh nice one my son, u are the last livin miricle on this earth, are they a couple of ravers?
del: they're a couple of geezers!

LOL

I thought that scene with Del & Trig was funny too...
Del: Nice and cool son, nice and cool you know what I mean...
*Del falls*
Comedy, just comedy, it's a word that describes OFAH, there are lots of words that describe it.....

1. Funny
2. Great
3. Classic
4. Hilarious

Still thinking....

Guess what?

My friend Wayne gets the OFAH magazine, he's just nuts on OFAH, I told him about killermovies and about there being a OFAH chat board that someone created (dean of course ).

I showed him at school, we were aloud on the interent to do whatever we want if we finished the ICT work so that was nice of the teacher (it was a supply)

You should really talk to Wayne, he just LOVES OFAH, he talks about it allllll the time (well he use to but now not as much).

It's funny to say that talking about it allllll the time it actually could get boring at times, we'd be like "Oh no, Only Fools and Horses again.....*yawn*

I'm not saying OFAH is boring, it never will be! It's just Wayne talks about either OFAH, wrestling (that's boring) or something else...

Like I said, if he joins this site then you should really talk to him, he knows a lot about it and he'll talk for hours (that might be a downside though....:lol

No one's posted yet....

Something I'd also like to add:

"You dosey like twonk Rodney!"

Plus, in one of Wayne's OFAH magazines it has little french phrases and one is 'Menage a trois' and it says it ment, I think 'You dosey little twonk' but it was wrong....me and Wayne didn't think of this did we...?

Everyone knows Del's French is bad and in the magazine it was supposed to be wrong, it's what Del says.

It really means... (this is what Miss at school told us anyway) ...'3 in a bed'.

Oh god, we had to laugh.... It's a bit sick but you just couldn't help it...

lol...i dont think del knows what the french phrases mean

cracked me up when he said the french phrase,

crew da tayo a platt!!!

LOL i pissed myself at that

or when he said 'AJAX' to the dutch people cos he thought it meant hello..
and when he said monchengladbach to the german girl ..lol

Hahaha

I also like the scene where they go to France to Albert's something (when he died) in this little village.

Del says "I bet half of them don't know the wars over." Then they all here the car going bang and duck.

Also later when the were talking about Albert liking the ladies and "kept himself busy", you saw all his sons.

"There's another one, they should have called this place Trottersville."

Lol

Do you know what 'crew da tayo a platt' means?

havent got a clue what it means

yeah its really funny when they go to represent albert in france
cracks me up when del says to rodney, 'never mind captain corelli's mandelin, its more like captain birdseye's banjo!

lol

And when Rodney says to Del "More like a Frank Spencer." Lol

"ala bru shet" cracked me up hysterical thats kinda what he said anyway

or when del trys to talk to the german girl in the pub..

del says somethin in french to her, she then thinks he speaks french and starts talkin in french to him...del looks puzzled and slowly turns around and walks to the bar and say...no she dont speak french either mike!

lol quality

This show is Brit gold and is one of the only comedy shows that i can watch over and over again - like Fawlty Towers. This is the face of UK comedy.

Fawlty Towers is good too

Yeah, I watched one on Wednesday, it was about Albert being mugged but really he had a fight will Knock Knock because they were fight over Marleen's mum.

who's there?

knock knock

hysterical

a royal flush is a funny episode...especially when del and rodney go to the opera..del treats it like a cinema....thats one of the funniest ofah scenes eva

One scene that always got me was when Rodney (dressed as Robin) was chasing a robber got to a dead end, stopped, him and the robber locked looks and the robber began chasing him. My mate brought me the episode for dvd so i may watch it later.

the funniest fawlty towers is when he has a concussion and the Germans are there LMAO at that episode every time i see it

German Man - "Stop it"
Basil Fawlty - "You started it"
German Man - "No we didn't"
Basil Fawlty - "Yes you did, you invaded Poland".

hystericalhysterical

thats the one

hystericalhysterical

I think I remember that

i think it was a mistake to do the last three episodes
what do u think?

i agree the last few episodes were really bad IMO

i didnt think they was bad..its just that it didnt feel the same because of uncle albert not being there...the episode when they became millionaires and they walked of into the sunset together,it was a terrific and perfect ending to a series eva....well it could of been
it annoys me cos most the fans was beggin john sulliven to create some more episodes..and when he does, everyone starts moaning that they was crap...what did u expect?!!

i totaly agree they sould have left it there.

i heard they are going to make a prequel to it when del boy was in school i think this is a bad idea no Albert and prob no Rodney or he will be very young what u think about this??

yeah it sounds a bad idea but it could be interesting and i would like to see a couple of episodes..u never know..it might be funny...seeing dels mom and dad could also prove interesting

yeah it will be interesting i will still watch them if they are made anyway but i think it isn't a good idea to make a prequel

I'm sure Wayne posted on this board....(he joined )

yeah i think ive saw him in some other threads
has anyone saw licenced to drill? its a dvd which shows unseen footage from ofah....some of them are quite funny..i reccomend u check the dvd out

No, he posted on other boards, why hasn't he been here yet?

I know he just loves OFAH, loves it too much

Look for 04wayne

My favourite episode is when they become MILLIONAIRES!!! That episode is pure genius

Anyone who thinks that any episodes of OFAH are bad surely doesn't know what they are talking about

They should have left it there.

No they shouldn't have left it there. In my opinion OFAH's last three episodes were it's best. 27 million viewers!!!

Yeah but listen you fool!!!!pissesWhat happened after the millionnaire crises should have happened before, Damion being the age he is, stuff happening etc...should have swapped THEN had millionnaire win & The End.