OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

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Machete_guy
Ello mi fellow chums, this is a small little contest to see who can be the puirate of the week.
whoever acts most like a pirate in 1 a week or less gets nominated as pirate of the week big grin ill break ot som rum to start it off Todays Monday!!!!!!beer

(ill nominate big grin and if im gone ye can all vote the best pirate)

johnny.d girl
arrgh g'day mattiez!!!!!
z'ere a party on????.......bloody hope so
*mort the gay munki comes in and cheeco stays in pp*
(((we r aloud 2 have munkiz in ere aint we???)))
*drinks till she has a pot belly* awwww yummy rum! where the bloody hell is apg???

Machete_guy
laughing out loud laughing good

Machete_guy
Argh she went the scallywag she is..she aint on me user cp aaarggh i need som Boo's *drinks 2 bottles of rum* AARgHh i need more!! WHERE THE BLODDY HELL IS THE RUM???

johnny.d girl
i'm not gone ye silly gulumph!!!!!! (lol)
and the rum is right-*points but c'z no rum*
nooooooOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!! no no no nooooo this can't happen!!!!!! *gos looking 4 rum........c'z it behind non-existant table* arrgh there it is!!!!!! *grabe 3 and skulls them all*
yp ho yo ho a pirates life 4 me!!!!.....*jdg and cheeco sing it then jdg stops*.....i didn't no u new this song cheeco?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cheeco: *shrugs*.....meh ah well.....bloody keep drin-*hick*....drinking mattie
JDG: starts 2 have a drinking comp with cheeco but cheeco wins*
arrgh....*BURP* bloo-*hick*....bloody munkiz!!!!......*trips over machetes feet* watch were ur -*hick*....ur goin bloody ungreatful.........PIRATE!!!!!..........

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: *walks in followed by Rummy the gay er bi monkey*
ARRGH U BLOODY ICKY WRONG.,... THING I THOUGHT I BLOODY LOCKED U IN THE CLOSET
*goes back and shoves Rummy in the closet*
Bloody Thing!!
*grabs rum and drinks self 2 sleep*
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ZZZZZZ
*wakes up*
Awww head ache
*moans and complains 4 the rest of the day*

Machete_guy
..Argh..bloody pirates!!!!!!!

Asonja_Ruegerka
pirates rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Machete_guy
*grabs ason and ties him to the floor* argh giv me yer rum! *takes his rum* arrghh

Asonja_Ruegerka
*breaks free* giv mi it bak * takes it off machete guy*

Machete_guy
*Climbs up sail and puls out sword* Aaragghh if ye want it come and ge' it' ye scallywag!!!

Asonja_Ruegerka
i already hav it *takes out a sword*

Machete_guy
*Throws sword through adons head*AAraghh i Win ye ScallYWag!*hick* Are ye cursed now...cuz if ye are i dont win...

Asonja_Ruegerka
aye i am *takes sword out*

Asonja_Ruegerka
hitler

trv16
hello

Machete_guy
....Aye....damn you *runs away to try and find meddalian to get cursed*

Machete_guy
Hello...are ye a pirate?

Mrs_bloom
wat ye be doin savvy ye be a bloodyscallywag for startin this here thread*sculls down rum* ye be a bloody scallywag dat be aight i call ye a scallywag

johnny.d girl
*waves medelion infrount of machete's face*
i have 1 but u need 2 get 1 out of the chest itself!!!! nanananananananananananan!!!!! *guzzles down rum*

ArrghPirateGirl
Muahahahahaha Me got 1
*holds up medelion*
MEDELION
*grabs all the rum and sneaks off with it while no1 is looking*

johnny.d girl
*goes 2 get more rum but then realizes that apg took it all*
arrgh *starts chasing her* c'm back 'ere with the 40 000 000 000 000 toons of rum ye bloody rum stealing theaf!!!!!!

Machete_guy
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LOL!!!!

SimoneDepp
but who is pirate of the week?

Machete_guy
Hasnt been a week yet lol! and im not gonna nomminate...you can all vote like real pirates!!!!! evil face

johnny.d girl
LOL
*takes some rum and skulls it*

Machete_guy
*takes rum off jdg and skulls it * stick out tongue

johnny.d girl
but theres nothing 2 skull!!!!!!
i'd already drunk it all!!!! LOL
*laughs at machete then skulls down another 3 bottles*
BUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! PHWARGH!!!!! i needed that!!!! *pats pot belly then sits down with another bottle of rum in hand*

ArrghPirateGirl
LOL U bloody idiots I stole all the rum HA!!!!
*runs off with it again while still holding the medelion*

(what do u mean vote M_G???)

johnny.d girl
( i think he means he'll pick out the best pirate at the end of the week)

Joscail
Al'rite ye bloody lot o' scallywags! 'oo in 'ere gave permission for any sort o' Party?? I'M Captain round 'ere I say 'oo gets Rum.

THIS is MY code, & ye cockroaches betta listen!

1. Everyone shall obey orders.
2. Booty will be shared out as follows: 1 share to every ordinary seaman; 1 1/2 shares to the captain; 1 1/4 shares to the master carpenter, boatswain and gunner.
3. Anyone keeping secret of attempting to desert will be marooned. He may take only a flask of gunpowder, a bottle of water, a gun and some shot.
4. The punishment for hitting a man is 40 lashes on the bare back.
5. Anyone being lazy or failing to clean his weapons will lose his share of booty.
6. Everyone may vote on all important decisions.
7. Everyone may have a share of captured drink and fresh food.
8. Anyone found stealing form another member of crew will have his ears and nose slit open and be set ashore.
9. Gambling with cards and money is forbidden.
10. The penalty for bringing a woman aboard in disguise is death.
11. No one may leave the crew until each man has made 1,100 pounds.
12. The compensation of losing a limb is 800 silver dollars.

RITE YE BLOODY LANDLUBBERS GET DOWN 'N SRUB THA DECK.
*For no good reason except that she was angry Jos Kicks Ason in the gut, causing him to fall to the ground.*
If any o' ye challenge me rite *She throws a dagger into the mast of the ship, where it embeds itself into the wood* Let ye draw that blade. I won' 'ave mutineers aboard MY ship *Jack the Monkey jumps onto her shoulder.*

johnny.d girl
*looks at jos then shrugs* eh???.........*shakes head in confusment then gos on drinking*

Joscail
Bloody scallywag, I'll be keeping me eye on that one...Mutiny at work...ARGH *Starts drinking some Rrum.*

johnny.d girl
*looks worried then scampers off trying 2 b un-seen but trips over apg's foot*

SimoneDepp
how do you wanna vote?

JessieSparrow
alrigh' this innit fair...Jos who said youd be cap'n and seeing as were all...mostly...possibly all women...your tenth rule on the code doesnt really apply...unless of course people have some secrets they dont want us to know about...now it would make sense that m_g is cap'n since he indeed started this whole thing...but seeing as I dont trust 'im with other peoples lives...I think the cap'n should be ew'ever wins pirate o' the week...now also this innit fair cause I just got 'ere today...*looks around*

Joscail
*Walks up face to face with Jessie Sparrow...Then takes a step back* That was a mistake! Pirate, ye need Rum inye, yer breath stinks. Now, about ye...complaints...We're all--mostly--women 'ere, but that says "in disguise', savvy? We dunt want intruders 'ere. And lastly, wat sort o' Pirate Captain would I be if I didn't take command, eh? & since there be no winner yet I took the liberty ta act as MYSELF! NOW GET BACK TA WORK OR GET OFF THE SHIP! *Smiles sarcatstically then walks away, swigging Rum. Jack looks over his shoulder back at Jessie.* (Jack the Monkey speaknig) She's in a mood!

johnny.d girl
(((LOL)))
i don't care who is cap'n coz i don't follow orders anyway!!!!! *takes a loooong swig then cheeco comes running in*.......ahhhh nooooOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Machete_guy
Ofcoarse u dont follow ordeers...NOW GET ME SOM RUM!!!! NO ICE!!! IN BOTTLE NOT GLASS!!!!AND ALSO SUM FOOD!!! MAKE IT NICE FOOD!!!WITH DESERT!!!!AND TOPPING!!!AND THOSE MINI LITTLE UMBRELLA's!!!!!

johnny.d girl
erm........HOW BOUT.......NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs and hids coz she nows shes proberly gonna get her arm chopped off or something like that*

Machete_guy
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johnny.d girl
LOL...................

Machete_guy
.......................Laugh Out Loud

johnny.d girl
anyway this has nothing 2 do with pirates of the week......
Arrgh i aint followin no orders of urs.......u've got 2 legs..........go get yer own food, drinx and all that coz i aint doing it 4 ya!!!! *takes a swig of rum*

Machete_guy
its nearly monday!!!!!! *1 week*

johnny.d girl
((( i no....but i think we're a day ahead of the americans!!!)))

ArrghPirateGirl
Yeah we R 2
*slaps JDG just 4 the hell of it*
HA

Machete_guy
Friday (i lover this day)...arhg!

ArrghPirateGirl
U do!!! *drowns JDG* I like Satdays coz I can sleep until 12 He He

Machete_guy
Nope i love fridaysbig grin cuz i get pocket money, skool last day, stay up late, Comedy channel friday moviebig grin

johnny.d girl
LOL........YER WRONG!!!! LMFAO
i like fridays and saturdays....but i hate sundays coz all thats on my mind is "ohhh f**k.....skool 2morrow"

*gets out of water then slaps apg 3 times and shoves a sock in her mouth*....HA!!!!! *skulls apg's rum then runs like hell*

Machete_guy
hmm i wonder who the pirate of the week is gonna be?

johnny.d girl
*jumps around*....me me me me me me me....oh pick me!!!!!!
LOL
*takes a looooooong swig of rum then smashes it on apg's head then cheeco slaps jdg*
owww......ye little......bugger!!!! *chases cheeco but gives up coz cheeco climbed up 2 the roof beams*

Machete_guy
we need more ppl so we can choose between thjem all!!!!!!

johnny.d girl
ok i'll try and leuer (can't spell) some ppl in ok! big grin

Machete_guy
Koolbig grin (dont worry i cant spell either lol)

ArrghPirateGirl
*attacks every1* dont know Y

Machete_guy
Argh bloody pirates

ArrghPirateGirl
Muahahahahahahahaha *has found Medelion* YAY

Machete_guy
Bloody cursed pirates!

ArrghPirateGirl
*sticks tounge out then steels all da rum*
Mauahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Joscail
*Confiscates Rum off APG, Take's it to her cabin & drinks it all!*

Machete_guy
*blows up cannon*

johnny.d girl
LOL

Machete_guy
Wait that didnt make sence..i meant cabin

Joscail
*Looks worriedly at Machete* Blew UP the cannon, or blew up the cannon as in FIRED the cannon?

johnny.d girl
*shrugs*
JDG:*gets a match and puts gun powder everywere and sets fire 2 everything*
muuuuuuuuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah
a!!!!!!!!!!
fire, fire ,FIRE!!!!!! BURN!!!!!!!!

Machete_guy
I meant blow up CABIN the one u were in lol JDG ur crazy!

johnny.d girl
thanx!!!!....i no i am!!!! LOL

Joscail
ABANDOM SHIP!! *Jumps in row boat & starts rowing away with Jack the Monkey, leaving everyone behind, & taking the Rum with her.Y*

johnny.d girl
JDG:*only juss realizes that the ship is now sinking so she gets cheeco and grabs another row boat and follows jos* oi.......mattie?.......wait 4 meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Cheeco: and me and me!!!!!!!!

Joscail
*Jos stops rowing to let JDG catch up. But Jack the Monkey isn't happy, he jumps out & starts trying to push the boat faster. She pulls him back out of the water & putas him on the bottom of the boat.& Don't ye stupid Monkey! *Waits for JDG to get in line with her then starts paddling again.* Hoi JDG, where's Mort the Monkey these days???

johnny.d girl
JDG: ahh g'day mattie!!! again big grin
arrgh i shot him!!!! (mort's no longer around anymore.....lol)
Cheeco: yeah......u only shot him coz he was gay tho!!!!.....if i turne gay would u shoot me???
JDG: erm......dunno!!!!! *takes a bottle of rum then takes a swig*

Joscail
*Answers Cheeco's question* I would.

Machete_guy
2 days till mondaybig grin

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*still running around on ship then jumps off and swims over 2 JDG and Jos*
Rummy: *does same thing then gets into Joscails boat followed by APG*
APG: BLOODY PIRATES!!!!!!!!! *yells 2 M_G who is still on ship*
All well he will fry soon anyway

Machete_guy
KILL ME!

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: Ok *shoots M_G* R U dead yet???

Machete_guy
......

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rummy: *gets rum out so they can celebrate*

Machete_guy
*sings yo ho song even no dead*

johnny.d girl
.........erm..........sry but that NO scense!!!!.........
*sings along anyway*

Machete_guy
but that no sence..THAT DOSNT MAKE SENCE! lol

Asonja_Ruegerka
kill ya mum lol

Machete_guy
shutup..

johnny.d girl
????????
(((~going now......b back in 10 mins XXOO~)))

Machete_guy
bye

johnny.d girl
i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!......d'ya'z miss me???
LOL
anyway...... what the hell were u 2 talking bout???

Machete_guy
Hellobig grin what were we talkin abot?

johnny.d girl
Machete: ^ thats what i'm talking bout?!?!?!?!?!?!^
whats with that!!!!! confused roll eyes (sarcastic)

Machete_guy
its his thing that he says it at skool all da time LOL

johnny.d girl
oooooooohhhhhhhhhh.....................riiight!!! LOL
following now!!!!....LOL

Machete_guy
ur never following LOL

Asonja_Ruegerka
kill ya mum is wot i say i jus added the lol and y does every body keeping jumping from thread 2 thread

johnny.d girl
coz its more intoresting 2 move from thread 2 thread!.........
Machete: i no!! LOL.............but ah well

Machete_guy
wot do u mean ason *jumps to another thread*

johnny.d girl
he thinks that staying in 1 thread is better i think!!!...*shrugs*
anyway...........

JDG: *still refuses 2 take any orders*
this pirate wont and cant take any orders from no 1!!!!! *takes a swig*

Machete_guy
..im mary poppins..wow that was random *eats a fly*

Asonja_Ruegerka
no im mary popins ya bum

Asonja_Ruegerka
h

Machete_guy
..riiight

Asonja_Ruegerka
are you watching it

johnny.d girl
OMG!!!!! LMFAO

Machete_guy
watching wat??

Asonja_Ruegerka
inderpendance day

johnny.d girl
we've got that but no 1 here has evan toutched it all year.....its got dust all over it!!!!!!

Machete_guy
my dads taping it..

Machete_guy
ok now im wathing it big grin

Asonja_Ruegerka
cool dats r mad movie dog r eating aliens

Machete_guy
ok change topic back to pirate of the week..i really dont want this to be closed..

Asonja_Ruegerka
whos gonna close it the night sltalker

Machete_guy
...?

johnny.d girl
what??.....i've 2gotten what happends in it!!!........LOL

Asonja_Ruegerka
11:07

Machete_guy
yeah now Argh ye scuvey dogs!

johnny.d girl
2 DAYS 2 GO!!!!!! YAAAYYYY!!!!! LOL

Asonja_Ruegerka
wth

Machete_guy
..shutup!

Asonja_Ruegerka
2 days 2 o tillwot?

Machete_guy
the day that we announce the pirate of the week!

Asonja_Ruegerka
k who dou think it will b!

Machete_guy
ur mum lol i hate that!!

Asonja_Ruegerka
no really

Machete_guy
i dont know

johnny.d girl
me me me me oh me me pick me!!!!!!! LOL
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Asonja_Ruegerka
how can you not know???????????????????????????????????

Machete_guy
ok you..

Asonja_Ruegerka
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Machete_guy
Shutup!

johnny.d girl
LOL
whats with the "i got mail" thing???

Machete_guy
oh its off crank yankers but adam my threads gonna close mad

Asonja_Ruegerka
crank yankers

Machete_guy
i drew my avatar YAY!

johnny.d girl
LOL

Machete_guy
its funnly lol!

Asonja_Ruegerka
i want creature as my avatar

Asonja_Ruegerka
arrggh ye scurvey sea dogs lets hav an argument arrrrrgghhh!!!
*drinks some rum

Machete_guy
Wat does crature look like u dog?

johnny.d girl
meh???

Machete_guy
meh?

johnny.d girl
*shrugs*

Machete_guy
*shrugs*

johnny.d girl
u copieing me now r ya???

Machete_guy
u copieing me now r ya???

johnny.d girl
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Machete_guy
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

johnny.d girl
ha ha!!!!! u got it wrong!!!!!!!!!!!
u put a space in between the writting!!!! na na na na na na na na na na

Machete_guy
ha ha!!!!! u got it wrong!!!!!!!!!!!
u put a space in between the writting!!!! na na na na na na na na na na

johnny.d girl
i'm going now ppl!!!!!
g'night me fellow pirates!!!.......XXOO big grin

Machete_guy
Gnight now whos gonna be pirate of da week?

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