Mysteries of the Universe.....

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Rogue Jedi
is there anything in the universe you dazed and confused about? post your questions or answers here.....heres one i am stuck on:
why do old men wear black dress socks with shorts?

flavinho
i have one:
how do blind people know they're clean after shi* and stop using the paper?

Rogue Jedi
why is it that the only people who see UFO's are in trailer parks in the middle of nowhere?

nazgulinthedark
how do deaf people here impotant annocments over intercoms at wal mart or something, like "attention costumers, the shoe dpartment is on fire"

flavinho
maybe coz there's no light in the middle of nowhere? blink

flavinho
another:
why everytime you lose something and ask someone to help you find they say: where did you lose it?

Rogue Jedi
is your refrigerator running?

the Vee
does anything really matter.. i mean really.. in the end well all be dead so it wont matter if you were fat or not.. so cant we all just let each to their own? Thats why to me the way anyone wants to live their life is their choice as long as theyre not hurting anyone and as long as theyre living

flavinho
confused i'm crazy like that all the time

the Vee
Dont mean to freak people out.. just trying to peddle my gothic hippie views big grin

raven guardia
why do people have to copy other peoples ideas
*cough* rouge jedi *cough*

the Vee
Ahh i thought yours was a why specific thread.. and this.. isnt blink

raven guardia
vee or shall I say why....(hehehe)....I was only joking

flavinho
i need to pump up my english, i'm not really getting...

Rogue Jedi
cough cough*i posted this in the why thread* cough cough

raven guardia
*cough* carmen electra is a **** *cough*......hehehe I think this will make you mad laughing out loud.....(dont get to mad....I'm just teaseing you)

Rogue Jedi
i know she is a ****. i dont want to marry her, just nail her!!!

the Vee
why do some people get so starstruck.. i dont get that, they is just people.. just more pampered and plastic

raven guardia
I'm most certain that makes your girlfriend happy

raven guardia
I agree with vee

the Vee
correction.. his wife blink

raven guardia
oh,....well then I'm most certain it makes your wife very happy laughing out loud

the Vee
laughing

raven guardia
hehehe

the Vee
another big mystery.. why did rj not return after mentioning of his wife shifty

raven guardia
hmmmm.....

Rogue Jedi
heres another. why do crackheads get bad teeth?

eleveninches
Why does reality exist??

flavinho
huh

NyC-gUrL
laughing out loud

Agent Elrond
Here's a good one: Why does the universe have mysteries?

Rogue Jedi
and why are these mysteries called mysteries?

Agent Elrond
who invented the question mark?

gabimr2
me big grin

Rogue Jedi
who invented the comma?

gabimr2
merock

Rogue Jedi
i thought i did?

OrlandoObsessed
Maybe you will think it's gross. What's it like to do it with a girl if you're a girl, and if you're a guy with a guy?

Smiling_Sadly
hmmm, that is a bit gross.....but heres one, who in fu.ckin hell was borded enough to actually come up with math? seriously ppl!

OrlandoObsessed
Can a fish drown?

Raventheonly
Doesn't it suck how the majority can actually make fact from nothing... for all that we know is law.

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