Bond Fan-Fic
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yerssot
Guys, I made a little thread here:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f53/t295267.html
It's were I post some story I'm doing (and evy should be helping but she doesn't dare) , if you got suggestions, info, help, etc., please post them here

Evy_O
this story sounds so familiar

ahem... what do you mean I don't dare?

yerssot
cause I told you it already
well, you got panicky when I asked you to help out

Evy_O
I have the next part of it
I never panicked, how wude! schmoll

yerssot
you'll do it
hope we can work on it soon

Reborn Again
I also wrote a Bond fan-fic. It's only in chicken scratch right now, but I think it has a pretty good plot.
Zoran comes back. He survived his fall off the Golden Gate bridge and has genetically altered his appearance to become someone else... Truman-Lodge has survived Sanchez's shooting and over the years has risen to become the biggest supplier of virtual reality entertainment in the world. They team-up! I thought Truman-Lodge recieved a bad rap in Licence to Kill and I wanted to use him in a more far-reaching way. And introducing Goldfinger's grandson, out for revenge for his grandfather's death, and James Bond Jr. The youngest Bond to enter the fold.
The story was written after Goldeneye. I have the plot all sketched out and all the chapters done. I just have to type it into the computer.
yerssot
written after Goldeneye? kewl, with the that "becoming someone else" and DaD...
hmmm, a good team-up I say

... sounds like quite a reunion you got there

Reborn Again
I know. I cringed when I saw that idea stolen in Dad. I had it FIRST!

yerssot
can you prove it? you can sue them and they would be forced to take it off

Reborn Again
ha! ha! No unfortunately. But I want to post my fic on fanfiction.net anyway. A lot of my friends want to read it and I want to finish it!
yerssot
well, do finish it

perhaps we can see it too

Reborn Again
Once I do, I'll post a link.
yerssot
perfect, you can post it here too
Evy_O
That's great Reborn, and the fact that it has a relevance to DaD makes it even better

Post it here, yes
I won't
sure

yerssot
that part is done now, evy, I'll post it in that thread... first have to reread it though, but hope that I can now make it through

Evy_O
it's posted

yerssot
yeah, now doing the new briefing

Clark_Kent
since you are truly a fanatic of 007, and i hope this thread will explain these:
hey, yerssot, how would YOU match up BOND, if you where a Villain?
or do you prefer to save the world?
just asking...
yerssot
oh, others here are even more insane about him
matching up Bond? if I have knowledge of the previous movies... stay away of hand-to-hand combat. Bond can shoot any regular badguy miles away, but can't hit the main villain for some reason. So, since bad guys always lose, get lots of guns to keep him at a distance... also never flee using a plane, car or whatever since he will have a way of following
but I of course would try and be bond ... much more fun

Evy_O
Bond is invincible of course

yerssot
oh, now you revealed my ending

The Redeemer
Fan fiction, Y? Did a bit of it myself in those "galaxy far away" teenage years...
Wrote a DIRTY HARRY piece as well as a few with, ahem, "worldly" lady vampires after watching tons of them Hammer Horrors late on Friday nights...

yerssot
really? I've wondered into that same galaxy to, actually
sounds like a job for Emmanuale

The Redeemer
Bring her on as the next M then!!!

Evy_O
Is the next part posted?
what? are you people crazy???

yerssot
no, working on it and it's long
well, he is

Evy_O
why is it long?
I can tell

yerssot
not really, just takes a long time and pc is acting up
than do

The Redeemer
The PC? And I thought it was this shite Gateway 2000 I'm using...hmm...maybe there's something up on KMC...
They're probabley putting a block on any words involving the word Brosnan...

yerssot
no, not on kmc, just this rusty old thing
they worship him

The Redeemer
'tis no wonder Gateway put 2000 on their product...expiry date...to the bin you piece of...

yerssot
don't worry, you got all the time in the world
The Redeemer

Touche old boy, touche!!!

yerssot
one of the best phrases that should make a return in a bond story
The Redeemer
I thought it was a song???
yerssot
they say it too from time to time

The Redeemer
Just the once!

yerssot
only once? you sure?
The Redeemer
You're talking to the ultimate OHMSS fanboy here, Y...

yerssot
fanboy being the keyword

The Redeemer
Do I sniff a bit of sarcasm there, old boy?

Or maybe just a little jelousy???

yerssot
I'm nevah

but lets go back on topic

The Redeemer
Balls r...er, OK, back OT!!!

yerssot
yeah erm.. can't write the rest for now

yerssot
perhaps tomorrow, when I got a clear head... it's about him breaking in
Evy_O
so where is it?

yerssot
didn't got a clear head

yerssot
I wrote a bit evy; just for you

pfff, boring part now

Evy_O
I am oh so grateful

I know, I have it

yerssot
I wrote even more, more than you have

Clark_Kent
why doesn't bond carry a bigger GUN instead of his pp7(is that the model?) if i were him, i'd have the worlds strongest handgun...a 357 MAGNUM...i like the AK47 he uses...the question always came to mind..on the games i use that pistol..on N64, and xbox..the small gun..that is...
Pred@tor
Hehehe. Bond should have a bazooka. That'll be really somethin'!
yerssot
cause he has to fit it in his suit and of course, it has to be classy

Evy_O
it has to have the right size

a bazooka would perhaps be too visible if he was in a secret mission
now I have it all

yerssot
would also suck the fun out of it
hmmm, should finish it tonight
yerssot
placed the parts I already did a few days ago online
made a little "funfact" in it ... with bond being replaced by 008 (hint at two other movies)
Clark_Kent
lets throw this obvious FUN-FACT to the lions..
Femke Janssen and Alan Cumming were again on the same side..only with fellow mutants...and may have worked with a future 007 as in (yes)...Hugh Jackman...
(my fan-fic/fun fact was answered so fast that...i just got to the scene where BORIS says, "besides, the Americans are Slugheads..." , that i hope will cover my mistake..)
yerssot
funfact? wrong topic
well, hope he doesn't get the role

Reborn Again
Pretty good. But this story is in script. How'bout formulating it into a story format for an easier read?
yerssot
it's the idea it's in script

got bad english to write it in so that was the better option
Reborn Again
Want me to try?
Evy_O
It's like a script cause Pierce will have to be Bond and it'll be made into a movie etc

yerssot
yeah...into a movie ...
hey RA, if you wanna, you're more then welcome to give it a shot of course

The Redeemer
I'll do you a nice little JB short script, Y...none of that fancy CGI rubbish though...a nice little character orientated number...

Evy_O
focusing on characters

The Redeemer
I think a story where Bond encounters an aging Blofeld would make pretty good reading...
yerssot
but Blofeld pretty much died

The Redeemer
He did??? Last time I saw him was getting bashed about in a submersible sub in DAF...unless you count the FYEO pre-titles sequence??? His name wasn't mentioned there, old boy...something to do with THE COPYRIGHT!!!
Which Kevin McClory has!!!

yerssot
well, some fat bald dude that holded a grunch against Bond died in FYEO

The Redeemer
Why do you think Blofeld hasn't made a reappearence since DAF? McClory has the Broccilli's by the balls and good luck to him!

yerssot
and now Bond doesn't need them anymore to make movies

(Blofeld and his other characters)
The Redeemer
Yeah... and now that's why the modern ones are crap!

yerssot
it's not like the classic ones, but it gotta evolve
The Redeemer
Yeah...evolve, or should that be dissolve, DOWN the crapper with all the other sh***!!!

yerssot
ok, DaD was more dissolve, but still, the other Pierce's were good
The Redeemer
Only one, TND...
yerssot
what was wrong with Goldeneye? (can perhaps get the thing of TWINE)
The Redeemer
It's an easy to please number like TSWLM...it's horrible to look at i.e. cheap...the Brocoli "vegetables" put everything in there to make up a nice digestible stew for the Bond fan that THEY think THEY know...
BUT there's nothing in the whole mess that's easily swallowed...it's a "comeback" Bond like FYEO and TLD that attempts to appeal to the idiot masses with a nudge nudge, wink wink to the REAL Bond fan...
yerssot
well, it did need a new look after Dalton

Evy_O
you people are so mean to DAD

yerssot
it's the only thing that keeps me awake

The Redeemer
Sorry Eve...but!!!

yerssot
eve's butt?
but we should get ontopic again ... if any
Evy_O
who said anything about butts
on topic yes, erm.... more story?

yerssot
he did
I'm just about to reread it and see if anything should be redone

The Redeemer
I like butts...Naomi's in particular!

yerssot
get her as bondgirl in your new fanfic

The Redeemer
Caroline Monroe was a doll!!!

yerssot
by now she must be rather old
The Redeemer
Yeah... but she's still a hell of alot better looking than The Skull...
yerssot
you mean the one from TSWLM?
Evy_O
I present you.... the Skull!

ta-da!
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~prospero/images/screenshot/tswlm1.jpg
yerssot
I present to you my mad-face...

tadaaa
oh, and evy, what about nightgoggles in the building

Evy_O
I got the same mad face, what a coincidence
what's nightgoggles?

yerssot
I'll explain it later
I'm gonna post the nightscenes
yerssot
the nightscenes are online now, not sure about them, haven't really re-read them
Evy_O
they are good

yerssot
suck up

Evy_O
ok, you asked for it
THEY SUCK
happy?

yerssot
barely

Evy_O
then don't call me a suck up schmoll
yerssot
I won't anymore
have to put this on a small hold
yerssot
bleurgh, comp at home is in the repairshop, gonna take some time

Evy_O
you can't write it at the uni computer?

yerssot
I can, but not much time
Evy_O
ok

yerssot
damnit, pc at home is gone

yerssot
less time to write and such
but in the next scene, Bond will get his mission and we'll see the new bond car

Clark_Kent
ahh, 4 your story? good..i ate a handful of salted peanuts while i read..could use more action and less story...

, but what do i know?
yerssot
that's the problem... I want to get more story cause lately it's pure about FX and not like the oldies
Evy_O
what's the new car?
bond action to come, I guess

yerssot
the Z9 if I'm not mistaken
yeah, it's time to meet his girl

Evy_O
that's a BMW, right
finally, the lima girl

yerssot
of course, the Z3 is from BMW, why shouldn't the Z9 be one
hey! she's tha ultimate babe, y'know!

Evy_O
that's where I made the connection from Z3
sure she is

yerssot
yeah, but not that much info available on Z9 last time I checked
she definitly is! I'll post a pic of her soon

Evy_O
you can improvise then
where's the pic?
yerssot
I didn't had time

Evy_O
find some

yerssot
yeah yeah, friday at earliest
yerssot
btw, this will be the bond babe
yerssot
she gets more up

yerssot
I'll start writing again on saturday mesa thinks, suggsetions are always welcome of course
Tptmanno1
Don't you mean,
She gets more up than my thumbs!
yerssot
I tried to keep it clean

yerssot
you not apperently

yerssot
what about TWO bondgirls

Evy_O
they get six thumbs up?
yerssot
evy evy evy... we're talking about what the reaction would be of boys ... not thumbs now

Evy_O
each boy can have only one reaction, so.... even with two girls...

yerssot
yeah, but the speed babey, the speed

Evy_O
ok, big speed

yerssot
slow
I'll go and try to write tonight ... hope it works
Evy_O
slow reaction?
worked?
yerssot
speed isn't always good
yeah, a big brainstorm about how Q should be introduced and stuff, ... and where they should meet cause the room of Hendrik is too small... I actually thought of implenting the cut joke from TND in it
yerssot
a new (very small) part is up where M talks to Bond about the new mission... next up is Q ... just trying to get back into the feeling
Evy_O
speed is good when it comes to reactions
read that, nice part

yerssot
yeah, if the pc is acting nicely I can work on the next part

Tptmanno1
Underground workshop allways works or you go with the hidden workshop
yerssot
I'm not sure, ... the joke I want in it needs some space... and since they are in a city, I guess the best is to go for an underground workshop but they go up to see the new car?
Tptmanno1
Naw, Like in DaD Big underground thingy. Like an underground wherehouse
yerssot
I was more thinking in the line of the south-american place they showed
yerssot
and then the car drives out of a underground parking lot...which should work cause if I'm not mistaken, there is one under the grand market, have to check that
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