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Who will win this amazing battle?

Howard the duck: Howard has some knowledge of the little known martial art called Quack Fu, and hence is a formidable opponent in hand-to-hand combat.


And, spiderman: He possses superhuman strength in upwards of pressing 10 tons, has a super intelligence, is super humanly fast and has a spider-sense along with web cartridges with a tension strength upwards of 200 pounds per sqaure inch.
Spider-Man is extraordinarily limber and his tendons and connective tissues are twice as elastic as the average human being's, despite their enhanced strength. He has developed a unique fighting style that makes full use of his agility, strength, and equilibrium.


So? Who do you think would win this amazing battle?

HOWARD... OR SPIDERMAN? lol... hopefulley we all know the answer...

What was that? I thought I heard the wind! Who will win this amazing battle?

howard whoops him hardcore. it is back to the web for spidey

Yea, hed be all in there with his quack fu, Spidey would get his ass handed to him.

spidey was once told" with great power comes great responsebilt" howard will tell him" with great ass kickings comes great hospital fees''.

I saw the movie Howard the Duck. I have to give it to howard. Spiderman doesn't stand a chance

Hahaha! Yeah! But that howard wasnt the marvel one. The marvel one can do quack fu! Hell yea!

Ya it was he use quack fu on a couple of guys in a alley.Hell he even told them he was a master of quack fu.

Seriously? $#!@ I gotta buy that.

i want to learn qauck fu does anyone know where i can take lessons?

I heard KFC teaches people. Wait that might be cock fighting let me get back to u on that.

Go to stick in the chaste... hes the greatest martial artist of marvel... lol... stick taught daredevil... but im not sure it was quack fu, plus howard is from another planet so...

look at these stats...how does spider-man stand a chance?!

Howard the Duck lays the smack down on Spiderman, and then Aunt May beats the crap out of Howard for being mean to Peter! Hey, what's that in the kitchen...? Looks like Aunt May is making duck for dinner! mmmm yummy.

You dare diss the duck to may? You fool!
Howard would slap that hag till she gag.

Look, Howard knows quack fu.

Spiderman has a spider sense, is an expert in combat, has super webbing, also can lift 10 tons, he has super endurance up to almost a 25 ton punch, and he dodge a barrage of bullets. He can jump almost a couple hundred feet.

How the hell does spidey beat him. TELL ME DAMNIT!

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I hope those arrows arent pointing at me, because i vote Aunt May.

spidey would get arrested for cruelty to animals anyway

ANOTHER VOTE FOR SPIDERMAN? $#$##$^%**^(*%^#@$@!@$#@^$&%***)(*^$%#%#!$$!#$$
Aunt may would get her lilly buttox marianted by Howard, hed put his cigar butt out on her ass.

Sorry, Aunt May rules supreme.

No... Not against howard the duck. His cigar would be all over her old saggy ass.

aunt may is pretty tough. i remembe in may of 95 she knocked out evander holifield in the bloodiest street battles of all time. evender would have gladly given up both ears to get out of that.

Howard... The duck? Howard... The duck? Being beaten by her! I told you his cigar would so be all over her. He knows freggin quack fu for crying out loud! Quack Fu!

Sorry, Aunt May rules supreme.

Aunt may? No... NO. I KNOW HOWARD WOULD BE ALL OVER HIS ASS WITH HIS CIGAR.

Thats right. I said HIS.

uncle ben would use his deadness to take everyone out.

LOL

Screw that i say howard is such a pimp that after beating spiderman he makes mary jane his back alley money maker but turning tricks. Hell he even puts aunt may on the street for those guys who like MATURE woman. He starts pimpin them out at the X-manison. LOL wolverine wants a woman closer to his age so him and Aunt may.....

OMG! lol

Howard did beat dracula...

Sorry, Aunt May reigns supreme.

Dude, enough of that.
Honestly, Howard is a pretty cool hero, in the fact being hes a duck who is an expert at quack fu, hes not a bad fighter... He freggin killed dracula!

Sorry, Aunt May reigns supreme.

can aunt may jump into a lake and come out dry? all ducks can, beat that amazing feat.

She sure can! You think all of those wrinkles are there so she can look good? Those keep her dry my friend.

aunt may vs howard the duck only in america!!!!!!!

i cant bealive i bothered to post on the howard thing i realize no how unfunny it was. i would like to apolgize to all who read it.

spidey his film actually got a sequal.