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kazdapoppinfrog
want to adopt a munki dis is my adoption agency for people who dont have pets let me know

BloomBabyGirl
oooookkkkayyyyyy

APirateMonkey
YAY
I wanna adopt a munki

Rummy: Wat bout me?

Did some1 say sumthin?

Bending_Unit
Lol it was the wind

tinkerbell668
lol i've got 1 monkey who completely loathes me and is married to APM's monkey Rummy!!! But mabye another won't hurt, right??

ET: You are an idiot you know that? *pointing at Tink*

chez
Do you have any orangutans? big grin

tinkerbell668
ohhhh those are so cute!!!!

chez
Hold on... an orangutan is an ape. Sorry. Just... forget I said anything. wink

tinkerbell668
alrighty but I knew that....right? jk of course!!!! but they are adorible!!!

chez
big grin

tinkerbell668
hmmmmm to adopt...or not to adopt...that is the question [email protected]!!!!

~Johnnyz#1~
whats next??? a dinosaur....can i buy a dinosaur?? blink

APirateMonkey
LOL DINOSOAR

kazdapoppinfrog
today im offering munkis orangitangs dinosaurs and snakes

APirateMonkey
Wat bout Puss In Boots??

kazdapoppinfrog
lol ok how u on???????

APirateMonkey
(got net backbig grin)

*picks up pet Puss in Boots*
YAY

BloomBabyGirl
i want a baboon like rafiki in Lion King yes

tinkerbell668
oh he was awesome!!!

chez
Ho yeah! He was cool. cool

(in Rafiki voice) "It's doesn't matta... it's in de past! Heh heh heh!" stick out tongue

kazdapoppinfrog
k apg now has pib any one want this orangitan????

Bending_Unit
I want a donkey

tinkerbell668
lol!!

APirateMonkey
Yay I got Puss in Boots

chez
Ok! **takes orangutan**

I shall name him Alistair. And he shall be mine, and he shall be my Alistair!

**Alistair bites me**

OUCH!! mad

~Johnnyz#1~
no no no.......*screams*....i wanna DINOSAUR!!!!
LMFAO!!!!............can u clone the puss in boots....coz i want one.....
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........*is hipnotised*....so CUTE!!!

APirateMonkey
My PiB
*hugs PiB*

kazdapoppinfrog
i only have a t-rex 2 day and a chimpanzee and limated offer on a rainbow colored crocodile named mr rum

Johnny.D_Freak
LFMAO!!!!
in the Bored Book i got turned in2 a donkey.........3 TIMES!!!! LFMAO!!!!

APirateMonkey
4 times

chez
Give me one of each and keep the change.

**wonders what I'm going to DO with all these animals... **

Bending_Unit
Lol the bored book sounds funnylaughing

APirateMonkey
It is......Anywayz here R Ur er...animal thigs *gladly keeps change*

chez
**tries to put T-rex, chimpanzee and rainbow-colored crocodile on a leash and walk them out of the thread, but they all run off. And in three different directions**

HELP. eek!

APirateMonkey
laughing

el-pirate
OMG there's a T-rex running around!!!!! *goes to hide in a bathroom* by the way, do you also take pets here, i have a very sweet shark who is trying to find a new home!

APirateMonkey
Uh.......... Ill have 2 ask the manger
*goes off 2 find Kaz*

el-pirate
ohh, forget what i said!! PIB solved my problem!!! are there any more pets available??

APirateMonkey
Yeah just name wat U want big grin

el-pirate
erm, erm (lack of imagination making this extremely difficult!) i already have a monky...... i know!!! i want a snake!!!!!

APirateMonkey
Ok ......... Can Do
*goes out back of er....store and comes back out with a few diffrent snakes*
Which 1? big grin

el-pirate
the..............pink and green one!!!!! and i shall call him fluffy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my fluffy love

APirateMonkey
(LOL Finding Nemo :eeksmile

APG: *hands fluffy ova then puts other snakes back but accidently drops Nagini Voldemorts ex-pet snake*

el-pirate
ooohhhh, she's so cute!!!!!! *huges fluffy* ooh, more snakes!!!!!! hello nagini!! ooohhh, harry!!! could you come here for a minute...... shifty

APirateMonkey
laughing G2G now c ya's

el-pirate
cya!!!!! *sees harry walk into store* hello harry, could you come here for a second? *runs out of store and quickly locks door* muahahahaaaa

chez
**is STILL trying to tame my new T-Rex, chimpanzee and rainbow-colored crocodile named Mr Rum, but they all snap off their leashes and go tearing around the thread reeking mortal destruction**

It's like Jumanji all over again!! RUN FOR YOUR EVER-LOVING LIVES!!

eek! eek!

APirateMonkey
I can't die Ive got nuthin 2 worry bout big grin
*gets trampled by all the animals*
Ow........I think I would of prefered 2 die

el-pirate
*hides in toilets, for big angry scary t-rex*

why does this seem so familiar......... confused

chez
**watches as Mr Rum, big scary T-Rex and chimpanzee start terrorizing everybody in the forum**

Heel, Mr Rum! HEEEEEEL!!

**Mr Rum turns around and starts rampaging after... me**

No! Don't heel! DON'T HEEL!

Hey, I hear APG has some niiiice crocodile food for ya... She's RIGHT over there... roll eyes (sarcastic) Off you go!

**runs like hell**

APirateMonkey
APG: *watches as giant T-rex knocks da loo's down then c's crocidile runnin 2wards her*
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh UM Kitty ova there GP EAT HIM
*runs*

PiB: Wat?

chez
**dodges crazed pets as they tear apart the thread and chase anyone unfortunate enough to be nearby**

Maybe getting three pets at once WASN'T such a good idea... confused

**keeps running like hell**

Mrs. Sparrow
i want a monkey named barbossa

ArrghPirateGirl
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*runs in2 back of shop still screaming and running then runs out with a Monkey* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhHere is ur monkeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*continues running*

chez
**keeps running around pet adoption agency with APG screaming our lungs out and not noticing that my feral crazed animals have gone somewhere else to destroy things**

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: *stops running and looks around animaless thread that has been destroyed*
Kaz is soooooooooo gonna fire me eek!

chez
**looks sadly around rubble of the thread**

This kind of predicament, I think, calls for...

... rum, and plenty of it.

**pulls out rum I just happen to be carrying**

By the way, before I get completely sloshed... does anyone else want any animals? big grin

tinkerbell668
wow you guys are meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessy!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: *despratly wants 2 drink*
No can't drink on the job
*starts cleaning b4 Kaz gets back*

tinkerbell668
yes u better do that *slips her a rum* here it seems to make me clean faster. *picks up a broom and starts sweeping*

ArrghPirateGirl
*gets drunk on the rum*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*makes more mess*

tinkerbell668
*stops her* HEY WE HAVE TO CLEAN!!!!! What if kaz comes back??? I don't wanna get in trouble.... no *takes away rum* no more for you missy!!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
Ow
*picks up mop*
Chez should help its HER fault all this happened

tinkerbell668
Where is she? *putting monkeys back in cage*

ArrghPirateGirl
<<<She is banned from the net till monday>>>
*grabs all th e pet food and puts it back on da shelves*

tinkerbell668
hmmmm well we can clean it up by ourselves and get rum for rewards!!!!! *puts dragons back in cages*

ArrghPirateGirl
*starts cleaning agin*
LA LA LA LA LA Banna :dance Banana LA LA LA LA LA LA

tinkerbell668
Hmmmmm this is sorta...no im not gonna kid myself!! *throws away broken glass*

ArrghPirateGirl
*puts Nagini back in cage*
Wats with u tink ?? big grin

tinkerbell668
I was gonna say fun...but when is cleaning ever fun? *opens cupboard and sees johnny, jack, will, and Orlando tied up* What the????? My Husband!?

ArrghPirateGirl
*looks in cupboard*
Hmmm.........Where b Kaz when I need her I don't think they are.....animals blink

tinkerbell668
nope me neither...I'm married to one of em *points at Orlando*

ArrghPirateGirl
Hmmm...............I was

tinkerbell668
hmmmm but....they're wearing leather.

chez
**wanders into thread, having avoided it carefully, knowing that if I was caught anywhere nearby I would be forced to clean up the mess shifty **

Wow, you guys sure did a good job cleaning up the whole thread without me! Aren't you glad I was somewhere else, drinking all your rum? big grin

**ducks as Tink and APG start throwing things at me**

el-pirate
ok, why is my hubby tied up in a closet???? wearing leather........ messed no expression messed

sick

chez
Good question.

**goes into cupboard to investigate**

**... takes a long time about it...** stick out tongue

tinkerbell668
hmmmmm thats my question...i dunno but if they belong to you take em!!!! *grabs Orlando*

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: *just stares*

chez
**comes out of cupboard sheepishly; has nothing better to do, so decides to stand next to APG and stare as well**

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ArrghPirateGirl
APG: *still staring*

chez
**eyes start to water from staring so much**

shocking shocking


(Psst... APG... what are we staring at?)

tinkerbell668
*throws water on both of em* what in the world?

chez
**comes out of trance**

Whoa! Thanks, Tink -- I needed that...

tinkerbell668
*looks around at all da mess* no problem...now we still have to clean!!! *looks at boa constricter* not touching that sick

chez
**looks around at all the animals -- snakes, parrots, weasels, ferrets, aardvarks, monkeys, gorillas, water buffalo, etc -- and the mess that's e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e and going to take YEARS to clean up...**


Um! Actually, I just remembered, I'm allergic to snakes, parrots, weasels, ferrets, aardvarks, monkeys, gorillas and especially water buffalo, so I'll just be going now... whistle **tries to escape**

tinkerbell668
*grabs chez* Apparently I don't care eek! ur gonna clean up da mess with us yes *hands chez a broom trying to be nice*

chez
**is about to say I'm also allergic to brooms, but decides I'd better not press my luck**

Oh... fine then. miffed:

**grabs broom, grumbling, and starts sweeping with a vengeance while muttering unrepeatable things to myself**

**starts sweeping things under carpets when no one's looking to avoid having to clean them** whistle

tinkerbell668
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeez, *tapping my foot* no! Clean up the mess right!!!!!

chez
**stops sweeping a whole water buffalo under a rug**

What...? angel_not

tinkerbell668
*holds head* Oh goodness...

chez
**grumbles something, then starts cleaning properly**

**after about 5 days, it's all cleaned up**

Tink!! We're done! It's all clean! Oh happy day! **starts dancing** Now I can get on with my life!! eek!

**just as I say that, a herd of angry water buffalo from earlier come charging through thread and leave everything completely destroyed all over again in their wake...**


shock shock shock

...Well, I think I'll just shoot myself now.

tinkerbell668
*looks at mess* hmm ohhhh thats not good, damn buffalo!!! Hey..whats that? *picks up magic lamp* cool!! *rubs magic lamp and genie comes out*

G: you have 3 wishes!!
T: errr can you clean this place up and make a force field around it!!
G: ummmm yeah..why not?

*thead gets cleaned up in an instant*

T: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

el-pirate
yay!!! no more cleaning!!!!!!

tinkerbell668
yay!!!!!

chez
Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

Drinks all round.

tinkerbell668
really...I don't think jack would have anyone NOT drink at his wedding!!

ArrghPirateGirl
LOL He would get every1 drunk....EVERY! wether they liked it or not

evil_rubba_duck
*gives bloombabygirl a baboon*take him he is a trouble maker im sure ull get along fine

tinkerbell668
yay we finished cleaning before he got back^

tinkerbell668
ooops i ment she!!

chez
Ssshhhh!! She's not supposed to know that we set a crazed orangutan, T-rex and crocodile (named Mr Rum) were set loose in the thread and broke everything followed by a herd of angry water buffalo, then--

**notices everyone looking at me; grins innocently**

I think I'll just be going now... whistle

tinkerbell668
*shakes head* chez chez chez....what r u talkin about???

ArrghPirateGirl
*hits chez ova da head*
SHutUp....big grin We aint dont nuthin wrong have we Tink?

tinkerbell668
nothing at all *crosses fingers*

ArrghPirateGirl
big grin Nope Nuthing big grin

chez
**says... nothing, as I'm lying on the ground unconscious** big grin

ArrghPirateGirl
*jumps on Chez* STUPID CHEZ

chez
mad Hey!! Don't call me stupid!! I --

Oh wait, I'm unconscious.

Sorry.

**goes back to unconscious limp state**

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: WTF blink Meh All well
*keeps jumping on Chez*

chez
**regains consciousness, grabs axe and starts chasing APG while cackling insanely**

evil face

ArrghPirateGirl
EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK
The Caribbean Axe Masacre
*runs in2 wall again*
wallbash

tinkerbell668
ouch!!! eek looks like that hurt...now chez what are u doin *grabs axe* you silly goose...chase her with...i dunno something else!!!!

chez
**grabs a machine-gun and some grenades made from all-natural products**

That better, Tink? big grin

**keeps chasing APG**

Buahahaha...!!

tinkerbell668
yes...thats great!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: Y me? sad *starts running again*

chez
Eh, I don't know. I've forgotten why I was chasing you... confused Dear, dear.

**runs off to terrorize someone else**

ArrghPirateGirl
Yay Not me no more big grin *is happy*

tinkerbell668
sooooo who's chez chaseing after then?

chez
I really have no idea.

Oh well...

tinkerbell668
oooooook?

chez
laughing out loud
Well, now that I'm not trying to kill anyone... what'll we do now?

**hopes no more crazed animals come into thread**

ArrghPirateGirl
Keep selling pets b4 i get fired

chez
Erm, okay. confused

RIGHT... we have a lovely, very affordable, mangy, ugly rat here for sale... only 5000 dollars and 27 cents... it's on special today. Usually it's 5000 dollars and 37 cents...

ArrghPirateGirl
OMG I want *buys rat* Gimme Gimme Gimme

chez
**takes APG's money**

THANK you... roll eyes (sarcastic)

**sneaks off to buy rum, and a hat -- a really big one... stick out tongue **

ArrghPirateGirl
laughing <<<LOOK at my NEw ziggy eek! i luvs it big grin>>>

tinkerbell668
AHHHH its sooooooooo cute!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
big grin

tinkerbell668
eeeeeeeeeeeks but u bought a rat?? Why??

ArrghPirateGirl
Dunno *shrugs*

<I have 2 real rats They r cute big grin>

tinkerbell668
awwwww I used to have a hamster...she was so cute...but she died and I got a dog!! They last longer!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
big grin Ive had my freckles for a little ova half a year now and I wuvs herrrrrr soo much big grin

tinkerbell668
LOL awwwww thats soooo cute!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
Yup :P

tinkerbell668
my dog...we call him moopy because he looks like a mop sometimes...or mr. wiles!! He has small man syndrome though laughing

ArrghPirateGirl
That would b cute big grin

tinkerbell668
yeah he thinks hes a german shepered or something!! Hes like 4 pounds and wears a sweater!!

ArrghPirateGirl
LOL

tinkerbell668
its sad but true!!

ArrghPirateGirl
yes

chez
**comes back drinking bottle of rum and wearing really big hat**

Hello, all... big grin

ArrghPirateGirl
*takes hat*
Mine Hmph

chez
Oy!! I paid good money for that hat!!

... Hmm, actually... no I didn't, I stole it...

But who cares! It's MINE!

**chases APG**

ArrghPirateGirl
**Runs off with Chez's hat**
Mine Mine Mine Mine
*falls in2 a ditch*
Hey when was this put here??

chez
Since I contacted ACME Inflate-a-Ditch and got it delivered!

Buahaha!! evil face

**runs off with really big hat, accidentally falling into another ACME Inflate-a-Ditch I forgot about and carelessly left lying around**

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: That would b mine thanx
*grabs hat and blts 2 her ditch*
My Ditch noo Touchie

tinkerbell668
lol ooooook?

chez
**tries to climb out of ditch to run after APG and get really big hat back, but keeps sliding down the sides**

Arggh! Blast you, ACME Inflate-a-Ditch...!! mad

tinkerbell668
LOL *looks down into ditch* omg you guys are pretty far down there!!

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