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want to adopt a munki dis is my adoption agency for people who dont have pets let me know

oooookkkkayyyyyy

YAY
I wanna adopt a munki

Rummy: Wat bout me?

Did some1 say sumthin?

Lol it was the wind

lol i've got 1 monkey who completely loathes me and is married to APM's monkey Rummy!!! But mabye another won't hurt, right??

ET: You are an idiot you know that? *pointing at Tink*

Do you have any orangutans?

ohhhh those are so cute!!!!

Hold on... an orangutan is an ape. Sorry. Just... forget I said anything.

alrighty but I knew that....right? jk of course!!!! but they are adorible!!!

hmmmmm to adopt...or not to adopt...that is the question d@mnit!!!!

whats next??? a dinosaur....can i buy a dinosaur??

LOL DINOSOAR

today im offering munkis orangitangs dinosaurs and snakes

Wat bout Puss In Boots??

lol ok how u on???????

(got net back)

*picks up pet Puss in Boots*
YAY

i want a baboon like rafiki in Lion King

oh he was awesome!!!

Ho yeah! He was cool.

(in Rafiki voice) "It's doesn't matta... it's in de past! Heh heh heh!"

k apg now has pib any one want this orangitan????

I want a donkey

lol!!

Yay I got Puss in Boots

Ok! **takes orangutan**

I shall name him Alistair. And he shall be mine, and he shall be my Alistair!

**Alistair bites me**

OUCH!!

no no no.......*screams*....i wanna DINOSAUR!!!!
LMFAO!!!!............can u clone the puss in boots....coz i want one.....
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........*is hipnotised*....so CUTE!!!

My PiB
*hugs PiB*

i only have a t-rex 2 day and a chimpanzee and limated offer on a rainbow colored crocodile named mr rum

LFMAO!!!!
in the Bored Book i got turned in2 a donkey.........3 TIMES!!!! LFMAO!!!!

4 times

Give me one of each and keep the change.

**wonders what I'm going to DO with all these animals... **

Lol the bored book sounds funny

It is......Anywayz here R Ur er...animal thigs *gladly keeps change*

**tries to put T-rex, chimpanzee and rainbow-colored crocodile on a leash and walk them out of the thread, but they all run off. And in three different directions**

HELP.

OMG there's a T-rex running around!!!!! *goes to hide in a bathroom* by the way, do you also take pets here, i have a very sweet shark who is trying to find a new home!

Uh.......... Ill have 2 ask the manger
*goes off 2 find Kaz*

ohh, forget what i said!! PIB solved my problem!!! are there any more pets available??

Yeah just name wat U want

erm, erm (lack of imagination making this extremely difficult!) i already have a monky...... i know!!! i want a snake!!!!!

Ok ......... Can Do
*goes out back of er....store and comes back out with a few diffrent snakes*
Which 1?

the..............pink and green one!!!!! and i shall call him fluffy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my fluffy

(LOL Finding Nemo :eek

APG: *hands fluffy ova then puts other snakes back but accidently drops Nagini Voldemorts ex-pet snake*

ooohhhh, she's so cute!!!!!! *huges fluffy* ooh, more snakes!!!!!! hello nagini!! ooohhh, harry!!! could you come here for a minute......

G2G now c ya's

cya!!!!! *sees harry walk into store* hello harry, could you come here for a second? *runs out of store and quickly locks door* muahahahaaaa

**is STILL trying to tame my new T-Rex, chimpanzee and rainbow-colored crocodile named Mr Rum, but they all snap off their leashes and go tearing around the thread reeking mortal destruction**

It's like Jumanji all over again!! RUN FOR YOUR EVER-LOVING LIVES!!

I can't die Ive got nuthin 2 worry bout
*gets trampled by all the animals*
Ow........I think I would of prefered 2 die

*hides in toilets, for big angry scary t-rex*

why does this seem so familiar.........

**watches as Mr Rum, big scary T-Rex and chimpanzee start terrorizing everybody in the forum**

Heel, Mr Rum! HEEEEEEL!!

**Mr Rum turns around and starts rampaging after... me**

No! Don't heel! DON'T HEEL!

Hey, I hear APG has some niiiice crocodile food for ya... She's RIGHT over there... Off you go!

**runs like hell**

APG: *watches as giant T-rex knocks da loo's down then c's crocidile runnin 2wards her*
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh UM Kitty ova there GP EAT HIM
*runs*

PiB: Wat?

**dodges crazed pets as they tear apart the thread and chase anyone unfortunate enough to be nearby**

Maybe getting three pets at once WASN'T such a good idea...

**keeps running like hell**

i want a monkey named barbossa

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*runs in2 back of shop still screaming and running then runs out with a Monkey* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhHere is ur monkeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*continues running*

**keeps running around pet adoption agency with APG screaming our lungs out and not noticing that my feral crazed animals have gone somewhere else to destroy things**

APG: *stops running and looks around animaless thread that has been destroyed*
Kaz is soooooooooo gonna fire me

**looks sadly around rubble of the thread**

This kind of predicament, I think, calls for...

... rum, and plenty of it.

**pulls out rum I just happen to be carrying**

By the way, before I get completely sloshed... does anyone else want any animals?

wow you guys are meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessy!!!

APG: *despratly wants 2 drink*
No can't drink on the job
*starts cleaning b4 Kaz gets back*

yes u better do that *slips her a rum* here it seems to make me clean faster. *picks up a broom and starts sweeping*

*gets drunk on the rum*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*makes more mess*

*stops her* HEY WE HAVE TO CLEAN!!!!! What if kaz comes back??? I don't wanna get in trouble.... *takes away rum* no more for you missy!!!!!

Ow
*picks up mop*
Chez should help its HER fault all this happened

Where is she? *putting monkeys back in cage*

<<<She is banned from the net till monday>>>
*grabs all th e pet food and puts it back on da shelves*

hmmmm well we can clean it up by ourselves and get rum for rewards!!!!! *puts dragons back in cages*

*starts cleaning agin*
LA LA LA LA LA Banna :dance Banana LA LA LA LA LA LA

Hmmmmm this is sorta...no im not gonna kid myself!! *throws away broken glass*

*puts Nagini back in cage*
Wats with u tink ??

I was gonna say fun...but when is cleaning ever fun? *opens cupboard and sees johnny, jack, will, and Orlando tied up* What the????? My Husband!?

*looks in cupboard*
Hmmm.........Where b Kaz when I need her I don't think they are.....animals

nope me neither...I'm married to one of em *points at Orlando*

Hmmm...............I was

hmmmm but....they're wearing leather.

**wanders into thread, having avoided it carefully, knowing that if I was caught anywhere nearby I would be forced to clean up the mess **

Wow, you guys sure did a good job cleaning up the whole thread without me! Aren't you glad I was somewhere else, drinking all your rum?

**ducks as Tink and APG start throwing things at me**

ok, why is my hubby tied up in a closet???? wearing leather........

Good question.

**goes into cupboard to investigate**

**... takes a long time about it...**

hmmmmm thats my question...i dunno but if they belong to you take em!!!! *grabs Orlando*

APG: *just stares*

**comes out of cupboard sheepishly; has nothing better to do, so decides to stand next to APG and stare as well**

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APG: *still staring*

**eyes start to water from staring so much**

shocking shocking


(Psst... APG... what are we staring at?)

*throws water on both of em* what in the world?

**comes out of trance**

Whoa! Thanks, Tink -- I needed that...

*looks around at all da mess* no problem...now we still have to clean!!! *looks at boa constricter* not touching that

**looks around at all the animals -- snakes, parrots, weasels, ferrets, aardvarks, monkeys, gorillas, water buffalo, etc -- and the mess that's e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e and going to take YEARS to clean up...**


Um! Actually, I just remembered, I'm allergic to snakes, parrots, weasels, ferrets, aardvarks, monkeys, gorillas and especially water buffalo, so I'll just be going now... **tries to escape**

*grabs chez* Apparently I don't care ur gonna clean up da mess with us *hands chez a broom trying to be nice*

**is about to say I'm also allergic to brooms, but decides I'd better not press my luck**

Oh... fine then. :

**grabs broom, grumbling, and starts sweeping with a vengeance while muttering unrepeatable things to myself**

**starts sweeping things under carpets when no one's looking to avoid having to clean them**

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeez, *tapping my foot* no! Clean up the mess right!!!!!

**stops sweeping a whole water buffalo under a rug**

What...? angel_not

*holds head* Oh goodness...

**grumbles something, then starts cleaning properly**

**after about 5 days, it's all cleaned up**

Tink!! We're done! It's all clean! Oh happy day! **starts dancing** Now I can get on with my life!!

**just as I say that, a herd of angry water buffalo from earlier come charging through thread and leave everything completely destroyed all over again in their wake...**


shock shock shock

...Well, I think I'll just shoot myself now.

*looks at mess* hmm ohhhh thats not good, damn buffalo!!! Hey..whats that? *picks up magic lamp* cool!! *rubs magic lamp and genie comes out*

G: you have 3 wishes!!
T: errr can you clean this place up and make a force field around it!!
G: ummmm yeah..why not?

*thead gets cleaned up in an instant*

T: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yay!!! no more cleaning!!!!!!

yay!!!!!

Drinks all round.

really...I don't think jack would have anyone NOT drink at his wedding!!

LOL He would get every1 drunk....EVERY! wether they liked it or not

*gives bloombabygirl a baboon*take him he is a trouble maker im sure ull get along fine

yay we finished cleaning before he got back^

ooops i ment she!!

Ssshhhh!! She's not supposed to know that we set a crazed orangutan, T-rex and crocodile (named Mr Rum) were set loose in the thread and broke everything followed by a herd of angry water buffalo, then--

**notices everyone looking at me; grins innocently**

I think I'll just be going now...

*shakes head* chez chez chez....what r u talkin about???

*hits chez ova da head*
SHutUp.... We aint dont nuthin wrong have we Tink?

nothing at all *crosses fingers*

Nope Nuthing

**says... nothing, as I'm lying on the ground unconscious**

*jumps on Chez* STUPID CHEZ

Hey!! Don't call me stupid!! I --

Oh wait, I'm unconscious.

Sorry.

**goes back to unconscious limp state**

APG: WTF Meh All well
*keeps jumping on Chez*

**regains consciousness, grabs axe and starts chasing APG while cackling insanely**

EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK
The Caribbean Axe Masacre
*runs in2 wall again*
wallbash

ouch!!! eek looks like that hurt...now chez what are u doin *grabs axe* you silly goose...chase her with...i dunno something else!!!!

**grabs a machine-gun and some grenades made from all-natural products**

That better, Tink?

**keeps chasing APG**

Buahahaha...!!

yes...thats great!!!

APG: Y me? *starts running again*

Eh, I don't know. I've forgotten why I was chasing you... Dear, dear.

**runs off to terrorize someone else**

Yay Not me no more *is happy*

sooooo who's chez chaseing after then?

I really have no idea.

Oh well...

oooooook?

Well, now that I'm not trying to kill anyone... what'll we do now?

**hopes no more crazed animals come into thread**

Keep selling pets b4 i get fired

Erm, okay.

RIGHT... we have a lovely, very affordable, mangy, ugly rat here for sale... only 5000 dollars and 27 cents... it's on special today. Usually it's 5000 dollars and 37 cents...

OMG I want *buys rat* Gimme Gimme Gimme

**takes APG's money**

THANK you...

**sneaks off to buy rum, and a hat -- a really big one... **

<<<LOOK at my NEw ziggy i luvs it >>>

AHHHH its sooooooooo cute!!!!

eeeeeeeeeeeks but u bought a rat?? Why??

Dunno *shrugs*

<I have 2 real rats They r cute >

awwwww I used to have a hamster...she was so cute...but she died and I got a dog!! They last longer!!!

Ive had my freckles for a little ova half a year now and I wuvs herrrrrr soo much

LOL awwwww thats soooo cute!!!

Yup :P

my dog...we call him moopy because he looks like a mop sometimes...or mr. wiles!! He has small man syndrome though

That would b cute

yeah he thinks hes a german shepered or something!! Hes like 4 pounds and wears a sweater!!

LOL

its sad but true!!

**comes back drinking bottle of rum and wearing really big hat**

Hello, all...

*takes hat*
Mine Hmph

Oy!! I paid good money for that hat!!

... Hmm, actually... no I didn't, I stole it...

But who cares! It's MINE!

**chases APG**

**Runs off with Chez's hat**
Mine Mine Mine Mine
*falls in2 a ditch*
Hey when was this put here??

Since I contacted ACME Inflate-a-Ditch and got it delivered!

Buahaha!!

**runs off with really big hat, accidentally falling into another ACME Inflate-a-Ditch I forgot about and carelessly left lying around**

APG: That would b mine thanx
*grabs hat and blts 2 her ditch*
My Ditch noo Touchie

lol ooooook?

**tries to climb out of ditch to run after APG and get really big hat back, but keeps sliding down the sides**

Arggh! Blast you, ACME Inflate-a-Ditch...!!

LOL *looks down into ditch* omg you guys are pretty far down there!!