~101 ways 2 Annoy Will~

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APirateMonkey
Like the others big grin

1. Tell him Liz changed her mind and is marring Norrigton again laughing

2. ........................

APirateMonkey
2. Rearange all his tools in the blacksmiths shop

BloomBabyGirl
3. tell him his hair is drying up

Bending_Unit
4. kill the donkeyevil face

BloomBabyGirl
oo0oo that ones good BU

Bending_Unit
Is it????blink
or is that sarcasim??
eh i dont really care
anyway

5: Steal all his swordsstick out tongue

BloomBabyGirl
oh no..i dont joke.....wink

er um

6) tell him norrington is closing down his shop

APirateMonkey
Aw Don't kill da donkey

Johnny.D_Freak
nooooo killing donkey's!!!!! hmph!!!!!

APirateMonkey
anyway......................Kill Liz

Johnny.D_Freak
big grin

BloomBabyGirl
that would make me happy

APirateMonkey
laughing

Johnny.D_Freak
interesting........ confused

APirateMonkey
Anywayz..........

Johnny.D_Freak
LOL
if i wanted 2 annoy him.......I'D B THERE!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA vampire

APirateMonkey
Post letters 2 all his friends informing them that he is a eunach

Johnny.D_Freak
laughing
he has friends???? confused i didn't no that!! lol

APirateMonkey
laughing U got a point.........wait Mr Brown He might b his friends laughing out loud

Johnny.D_Freak
laughing

Bending_Unit
blink (i lov that smilie)
annnyy way
would killing will annnoy him?evil face

APirateMonkey
Coz he would b dead and thats got 2 b annoying........doesn't it?

el-pirate
i agree!! let's do that!!! laughing

APirateMonkey
lol

BloomBabyGirl
lol. u guys r um..brilliant yea thats the word

MissesDepp?!
inform him that Liz is having Jack's baby (see Liz thread) and that she has to marry him.. invite Will to the wedding!

even better...

He's Jack's best man! and DON'T forget the rings..

BloomBabyGirl
umm..?ok?

APirateMonkey
laughing

el-pirate
laughing that's a god 1 laughing

tinkerbell668
genius!!!!!!!!!

el-pirate
btw, does will happen to have a medallion??

tinkerbell668
dunno...

el-pirate
because he keeps commin back to life!!!!!!! no expression

tinkerbell668
when did he die???? a little confused...hmmm why does that not surprise me in anyway?

el-pirate
when we killed him! for about..*tries to count on hand* hey i only have 20 fingers..... a lot of times!!!

APirateMonkey
LOL laughing Its amazing anywayz....... Give him the nickname Whelpy and call him it ALLL the time evil face

A BaD PanCaKe
omg u guys r sooo mean to will!! lol its funny tho. Its alright! I'll be the one defending him in this thread!!! I AM DIFFERENT. hehe

el-pirate
yes, you certainly are erm......different... wink

Mrs. Sparrow
tell him that instead of tricking jack, tell him that liz and jack really did have sex on the beach and he's got a much larger first mate (wink wink) and say that she's leaving will! laughing

BlackPearl
Wow it's a riot reading these!! keep going

BloomBabyGirl
laughing out loud tell em his dad if really...govener swannn....

ArrghPirateGirl
After he sleeps with Elizabeth laughing Muahahahaaaaaaa

Mrs. Sparrow
laughing laughing out loud eek!

Elektra_lover
HAHAHaHa

ArrghPirateGirl
laughing

chez
So wrong... so very wrong...

... and yet still so funny... laughing out loud

Johnny.D_Freak
yup yup yup!!!! laughing

Bending_Unit
Huh? wat did i miss?

ArrghPirateGirl
Will sleepin with Liz then finding out she is his sister laughing

chez
laughing out loud

I can see it now...

"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! ..."

BloomBabyGirl
HA HA!!

tinkerbell668
LOL!!!!! laughing omg ive never laughed so hard at a computer before!!!!!!!!

Johnny.D_Freak
laughing me nether!!!! laughing laughing laughing out loud laughing

tinkerbell668
laughing omg that was just... laughing

Johnny.D_Freak
laughing

tinkerbell668
wow that was funny...so anyone else gonna top that??

Johnny.D_Freak
UMMMM...........then kill will evil face hehehehehe

tinkerbell668
ohhh that would annoy him..bein dead and all...yup that would annoy me!!

ArrghPirateGirl
LOL laughing Wat did U 2 find sooooooo funny anyways? blink

tinkerbell668
This!!!!! laughing

ArrghPirateGirl
Oh yeah laughing

tinkerbell668
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! That was sooooo funny!!!! laughing

ArrghPirateGirl
It was? blink Ok it was laughing

I know then after that he finds out she is pregnant laughing out loud
Thats gotta piss him off

tinkerbell668
ewwwwwww thats horrible!! laughing Shes a genius!!!!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
Who is a genius???

tinkerbell668
YOU!!!!! laughing

ArrghPirateGirl
YAY ME laughing Im smart

tinkerbell668
ohh yeah ur smart, ur smart!! hmmm what about me?

ArrghPirateGirl
er............sure

tinkerbell668
HEY!!!!! *stomps foot* ur supposed to cheer me up!!! *starts to cry*

ArrghPirateGirl
*whispers* Whimp!!!

So......................

tinkerbell668
*throws coconut at APG* haha!!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
Oww

tinkerbell668
HA HA!!!!!!!!!

el-pirate
*ducks all the coconuts flying around and sends ugly woman form bar at will again* muahahahaaaaaaaaa

tinkerbell668
ohhh thats good too el!!!! *ducks under table as a coconut wizzes by her head*

ArrghPirateGirl
*picks up cocoanut up and eats it*
So..........

tinkerbell668
*watches as APG gets pegged in the head by a coconut* OH!!!...err...you alright mate???

Unholly_Cheese
Ummm topic?

tinkerbell668
ohhh yes....annoying will....dunno!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
Well so far we got him sleeping with Liz then finding out Governor Swann is his father then finding out Liz is pregnant.......Anything else we wanna add 2 that? big grin

tinkerbell668
nope...I think that tops the cake!!! laughing

ArrghPirateGirl
laughing There has 2 b sumthin else we can do?

evil_rubba_duck
make him eat dog poo taped to a chair watching movies about liz dieing and his father dieing!!!muahahahahaha

Phoenix
err... I think that falls out of 'annoying' and under the heading of 'psychological torture'... you'd have to be prepared to pey for the therapy! wink

Unholly_Cheese
nah iv tried that

tinkerbell668
lol wow that was intense!!

ArrghPirateGirl
No...Just 2 b even more annoying don't PAY 4 da therapy big grin

tinkerbell668
oh yeah i can imagine it!! Oh sorry mister turner, since you can't pay for your bill, you'll have to be Cupcakes...*will looks at big hairy woman waving at him holding a whip*...slave!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
Muahahahahahahahahaaaaaevil face I like dat big grin

tinkerbell668
yay i finnally thought of one *peeks into room with cupcake and will* well...one of 'ems having fun...care to guess which one? laughing

ArrghPirateGirl
laughing

tinkerbell668
LOL laughing....anyways...anymore?

ArrghPirateGirl
I cant think of none at the moment blink

tinkerbell668
dunno...*peaks into room and grabs will* Now what can we do to him...*Will looking all messed up and his clothes torn*

ArrghPirateGirl
*pokes Will*

tinkerbell668
ohhh yeah that anoys everyone *pokes will in da tummy* how cute!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
LOL laughing He giggles like a girl *does it again*

tinkerbell668
awwwwwwwwwwww *pokes him in the tummy again* he's like da pilsbury dough boy!!!!!

chez
Pity they don't have the Pillsbury Doughboy around these parts.

"Hoo-hoo!!" laughing out loud

tinkerbell668
LOL laughing

ArrghPirateGirl
Um........Force feed him smelly sox.Dat would annoy any 1 big grin

tinkerbell668
yeah..thats true...shall we try? *holds up poor beaten up Will*

ArrghPirateGirl
evil face Wat do u think?

BloomBabyGirl
tell him achillis is gonn akick his ass

tinkerbell668
LOL but does he know achillis?? Oh well...well...heres will APG *hands poor will to APG*

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: YAY
*puts him in a box and sits on it*
This box just got a hole lot more confy big grin

~Johnnyz#1~
I'd bloody DECK will and then watch him go Screw every MAN/homo in sight of him....LMFAO!!!

BloomBabyGirl
o god! laughing out loud this i wanaa see. *grabs popcorn and 1000 pack of condoms for will*

tinkerbell668
Well ur on ur own willy boy!!! *sits and watches with Bloombaby*

ArrghPirateGirl
*lets Will out of box*
Muahahahahaaa.......This is going 2 b gross blink
*gets bucket just in case sick*

ArrghPirateGirl
~BUMP~

The Will torture MUST continue big grin

Miya Sparrow
steal all his cloths and leave only that 'nice' hat at the end of the movie, it would annoy him greatly and we get a nice view of his ass, and no not the donkey, laughing evil face big grin

ArrghPirateGirl
laughing

Miya Sparrow
big grin

ArrghPirateGirl
Have u read the part about governor bein his father and that back a few pages Miya?

Miya Sparrow
yes why? It was funny, confused here.

ArrghPirateGirl
LMFAO.....We came up with a big long stroy line Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa laughing Anywayz......force feed him onion...I h8 onions sick LMFAO They will make him cry 2 big grin

Unholy_Cheese
I love onions when they are burnt and cookedyes

ArrghPirateGirl
I h8 ONIONS sick

Unholy_Cheese
What about wen they r BARBQed>?

ArrghPirateGirl
blink

Unholy_Cheese
laughing

ArrghPirateGirl
^yup^

Unholy_Cheese
Man im sickblink

ArrghPirateGirl
Gah.....U complain 2 much blink

Unholy_Cheese
im sick im sick im sickbig grin

ArrghPirateGirl
sick

Pearl
Shave his gotee.

ArrghPirateGirl
laughing thats a good 1

Unholy_Cheese
will has a gotee?

ladygrim
seems that way ..lol

~DaPirateFreak~
yup...not much of 1 but yup

Unholy_Cheese
Yeah, iv never noticed it

~DaPirateFreak~
laughing *shaves it off* Not no more

Unholy_Cheese
thank god

~DaPirateFreak~
laughing out loud

Unholy_Cheese
erm noo ur wroongg ( < havnt said that in a while)

~DaPirateFreak~
No ur wronger yes

Unholy_Cheese
Ur wrongest, Swishh!stick out tongue

el-pirate
why did you shae the gotee???? that was one of the good things about him!!! ( love men with gotee!! love )

Unholy_Cheese
Reaallyy??

~DaPirateFreak~
laughing *watches as MG tries 2 grow a gotee*

Unholy_Cheese
laughing

el-pirate
laughing yes, please do!!!! laughing

Unholy_Cheese
no2

~DaPirateFreak~
Thats sooo sad...He is jellous *cough*

Unholy_Cheese
erm

~DaPirateFreak~
laughing

Unholy_Cheese
shock crazY

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