Stupid Answers
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Scar
Here is a new really funny game.
Someone will first ask a question. And that question can either be a normal reasonable question or a stupid one as well. But the other person who will answer that question must give the most stupid answer he can.
OK. Let me start.
Why some members never change their sig?
I rule
Because I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to gieco?
§pearhead
Because they LIKE their sig
MC Mike
Because the equinox of the frog moon and the sun of RR39DDW is not in collabaration with the killing of the fly in potato soup of carrot calcium properties and a locust too.
Pred@tor
why did the chicken cross the road?
sniper
because the explosion hade enough force to launch it across...
wait? stupid answers? wat's that mean?
MC Mike
Wa bing WA TATAT lou!
John 117
it means you
hehe
I rule
So it could do the robot to attract a horse
A.D. Skinner
Because the Frog was busy ?
A.D. Skinner
Have you ever really wondered how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop ?
Tired Hiker
Well that's just like, your opinion, man.
Scar
No. I have never wondered!
Why sky looks blue from earth and black in space?
Pred@tor
oh do you like counterstrike?
A.D. Skinner
Ummm...cause of this lil ole thing I like to call Atmosphere !
Pred@tor
yeah its like a big ol' donut... hole in the middle
Scar
*** NEW RULE ***
The one who answers a question must ask a question to others in the same post.
§pearhead
so, whattaya think of that rule?
Pred@tor
I think it's elementry, my dear spearhead, elementry.
What do YOU think?
§pearhead
Think? I think not! A horrible rule, especially for someone like me!
why do we need such a foolish rule anyways?
Jedi Priestess
Spearbabe!
we need the rule to keep the monkeys in line
What came first the chicken or the egg?
§pearhead
Hi priestess
I dunno, but hard boiled eggs sure are good with salt
now, why exactly weren't humans born with wings
Jedi Priestess
because they got in the way of their shoulder blades........
Why dont we have 6 fingers?
§pearhead
because if we did, we'd be able to count to 12, and who wants to do that?
why can't i think of any stupid questions
Jedi Priestess
because you had a brain fart......
why was there a huge influx of newbies at the SW forums over the weekend? (cant wait to hear the answer to this one
)
§pearhead
because that excuse of a title was released!!!!!!!!!
*happy now* why do i hate that name so much?
Jedi Priestess
AGAIN brain fart! I love the title!
why do new peeps open stupid threads?
§pearhead
it's a genetic thing--the longer a member is here, the more reasonable they get!
occasionally, there's a "mutation" where people no from the start what not to do
why do subjects change so quickly in conversations?
Jedi Priestess
ADD
why dont you have a SW sig?
§pearhead
Um...I dunno
I suppose it's because I'm an otfer more than I'm a star wars...er
what's it matter
Jedi Priestess
because Id like to see you in SW forum more Spearbabe thats why it matters!
next stupid Q..........Who is Darth Vader really??? hysterical
Lydia
Suri Man Jakerson!
how old is Old man Jenkins?
§pearhead
the otf is my home
Darth Vader really is a scrawny man in a big tough suit
he's really very insecure about himself
you don't suppose that he'll end up bombing the temple?
Lydia
i thought i asked a question....
oh well...ignored as usual...
Jedi Priestess
I have no idea.........
does anyone know who lydia means?
§pearhead
sorry lydia
no idea
why did I miss lydia's question?
Jedi Priestess
because I answered lydias question.........
why do you miss anything around here? you live here! LMAO
§pearhead
um, because I overlook these things
doesnt that ever happen to you?
Jedi Priestess
ME? oh NO...NEVER!
WHO is KMC's GOD?
Creechuur
"why was there a huge influx of newbies at the SW forums over the weekend? (cant wait to hear the answer to this one"
Because cool people like you posted such awesome stuff, duh!
Why arent guy's penises on their index finger and girls vaginas on their shoulder??? That way guys could go up to chicks, tap em on the shoulder and say "hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
Myth
"why was there a huge influx of newbies at the SW forums over the weekend?"
Because the chicken's eyes hurt.
Jedi Priestess
^^^^^^^
er....go directly to Jail do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars you misread the starting post lol
Myth
Oh yeah, forgot to ask a question.
What is the square root of 4?
Scar
square root of 4 is X, where X = 4/X
Why black things appear black to me?
NyC-gUrL
because they feel dead
why arent I allowed to get my drivers license yet? cry
MC Mike
The second power of thirteen hundred is not in synch with the mushroom from heaven.
Who?
Scar
The neice of the aunt of the second stepmother of the mushroom from heaven.
Why people eat pizza?
Myth
Because eating shit isn't as healthy.
Why did pencils stop being made with real lead?
Discos
because the government found that it was dipping into the military fund and couldnt spend their 50 Billion a year standard
Why must I persist to answer these "cool" threads
NyC-gUrL
cause yo momma says youre ugly
whats the difference between communism and fascism?
Myth
One is more pink than the other.
Which of the following 2 dots are larger . .
Scar
the first one.. coz its nearer to word "larger"
Why am I a male?
Jedi Priestess
because you have a.......
why dont I give it up and go to bed?
soundtrack
um.....b/c ur addicted to KMC
why is there braille on a drive thru atm?
Scar
*i didnt get the question* crazy
Jedi Priestess
no its because I am addicted to Star Wars and it will prolly kill me before next May! LOL
so the blind car reach out and touch someone from their car
why didnt scar get the question?
Silver Stardust
Because his brain decided to fly away out the window
j/k
Why am I not tired even though it's 1 am?
Scar
bcoz i m not get paid for posting at KMC
How can an ant wear a helmet?
Myth
By strapping it on.
How did Scar choose his name?
Lydia
he saw it on the lion king and sed "i wanna sandwhich"
y is every thing that you love have to be bad 4 u?
Scar
Because we LOVE bad things. :wallbash:
Whenever I take shower why do I feel something wet on my skin?
Dr. Gonzo
Blame it on the oldman in front of you...
Why do I fall down and say "ouch"?
Flavio
because your vocal chords get really angry when you fall...thats not so good but...
why people use sunglasses?
soundtrack
um...so we dont hav to see something that we dont want to.
why do some people say tomato and some people say tomoto?
Jury
because they don't eat it
Why do people run when they can walk and why do they shout when they can talk?
soundtrack
people run when the could walk b/c every1 is always trying to lose weight and people shout when they could talk b/c they are starting to become deaf.
why do so many people "including myself' always leave an empty contanier in the fridge?
Scar
Bcoz hey are so "shotopeed"
they think the container will be full next time they open the fridge.
Why soundtrack is confused?
NyC-gUrL
because pokemon has a bad influence on kids
why is it raining?
The Alpha
It is not raining here.
Why it is not raining here?
ladygrim
because it isnt worth raining there
why is my leg aching
Nivvy
Why does the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same Tune !?
The Alpha
coz it's your leg
why isnt my leg aching?
Flavio
coz its not your leg
why Olympiads are in greece?
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