Watto

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Darth Sauron
He should definately be in ep3

Just think of the lines he could say

like for example....when news reaches tatooine that the jedi council were wiped out by anakin
he could say

'I used to be his boss'

*sighs happily*


You have to have the blue man.


So who would you like to see in ep 3

Cameos say....people from the OT
People from ep1 who you dont see in AOTC?

wolfdraven
It would be cool to see watto again. But I doubt he will appear in ep 3.

Darth Sauron
Yeah, but it would be good to see him big grin

PVS
i think watto will go into hiding big grin

"oh crap...i sold the dark lord's mother...RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!"

JKozzy
laughing out loud

Darth Sauron
Nah thats not like watto!

just imagine how cheeky he could be

Vader: *force choke*
Watto: whaddya think your some kind of jedi, force chokes dont work on me!

Manôkhâu
How does Watto know that Vader is Anakin????

PVS
no way. watto would crap the floor the moment he saw vader. big grin

Darth Sauron
Melkore: Its watto, he knws everything stick out tongue

PVS: Doubt it stick out tongue

man if i saw vader coming towards me, and i knew he was going to sabre me till i resemble an abatoir, i wouldnt be all 'spare me'

I would call him an ugly bastard yes

Jedi Priestess
and I would pay money to SEE that.

Darth Sauron
cry You want to see me die? sad


I would destroy him

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v145/spadesmamma61/empire.gif

PVS
it would go like this

sauron: vader, you are an ugly bas-s-s-s-s-------*choking*

vader: i find your opinion of me disturbing

Darth Sauron
More like

Sauron: Vader, i think your an ugly bastard.

Vader: *sobs* I know, im more machine now, than man, end my worthless existence before i become an outdated robaot who is cast out of celeb parties and must socialise with the rejects from I robot

ih8jarjar
i don't think there'd be any purpose for watto to be in ep3. to answer your original question about cameos, i think that seeing chewbacca is good enough for me. just as long as we don't see a teenage han or lando.

Ghetto Goblin
if i knew that vader was gonna kill me, i'd say

"look, you shoes untied!"

then i'd run around in circles as he says

"don't be such a fool, i've got you now"

as he points his saber at me, i scream as loud as i can and say

"you have a daughter"

"thank you and i shall kill her too"

and i run away as he chokes me and i take off my shoes, and with my last breath, i throw them at his head and knock his helmet off, it is a stalemate, we both die, but he comes alive again anslices me in to fillets and throws me on the grill 'til i am medium well.

long story short, he eats me, i poison him somehow, and bla bla bla.
he comes alive.

THE END (of my life)

Xam
i would say"hey you big vibrator you suck bad i hate you"lolll

Sith Master X
Heh. Seeing Watto again would be cool, although it is doubtfull to happen, I wouldn't mind it. George shot a scene on Tatooine for Episode 3 while he was in the process of filming Episode 2. Maybe that could have something to do with Watto, but that is highly unlikely.

Gangularis
i would say.. bang bang vader! your dead! pow pow!! pu pu pu pu pow!!

"what a vivid imagination"

roundisfunny
Brothers today, modern-day soul brothers, they act like they couldn't-a been slaves, they're like... "Sh--, if I was a mothaf---in' slave, man...f--- that s---, man! F--- that! I woulda been out there, right? I woulda been out there, and the massa woulda said 'Yo nigga, pick up that bale o' cotton,' and I woulda been like 'Yo man...suck my d---, massa! Suck my muthaf---in' d---! I ain't balin' s---! You bale the muthaf---in' hay, muthaf---a!' Then I woulda got in my Lincoln, and I woulda drove the f--- off! Massa can kiss my ass 'n' s---!"

It ain't like those muthaf---as wanted to do that s---...I'm quite sure the first dude off the boat said "Suck my d---." Then ten muthaf---as with whips said 'WHHPSHHH!' Then the rest of 'em said "We'll bale the s---, just kick the f--- back with the whips, muthaf---a."

Eddie Murphy, "Delirious" (1983)

darktim1
I would to see watto in ep3 he brings so much life to the film. But I read in my starwars insider that he won't be in ep3 and that tick me off because he is one of my favorites I read that he might be at the end of return of the jedi on the dvd for now may force be with you.

Ghetto Goblin
i would go and shoot myself if he was in it, i hate him as much as i hate jar jar.

"me wanna jo bagga" (or something like that)

"ya, well, me wanna jo bang you up biz-atch"

"whatta think your some kinda jedi talkin like your all tuff"

"well, actually, i do" *kills him*

Master Kadub
It would be awesome darkside poetic justice if
Anakin destroys Watto.....

Then Jabba goes into hidding in the desert after he realizes,
Anakin/Vader has put Tatoonie under Martial Law....

Anakin: Confiscate all the parts and broken droids in this shop,
and take them to my room aboard my ship...

Clone Trooper: yes sir.....

one droid: BONG! BONG! BONG!

Clone Trooper: How do you turn it off!

Anakin: hit it on the noise! the noise!

Ghetto Goblin
*cough*

Darth Sauron
He says nose, not noise happy
Sorry if it was a typo

NoFate007
I think if Watto was to appear at all in Episode III, he would just be seen at hard times, sighing, etc.

Sith Master X
It's unlikely he'll be seen. I can't imagine a part for him in this one, but anything is possible.

Master Kadub
Darth Sauron, you were right.... stick out tongue freakin typo's

darktim1
NOPE DON'T THINK SO.

Darth Sauron
wink

Unholly_Cheese
blink

smoker4
I'd love to see him in the cantina or mos espas cantina gettin kettled on death sticks, i love the original cantina (it reminds me of my local watering hole though the star wars customers are far more pretty) beer

Ghetto Goblin
waddya think, your some kinda sith tryin' to choke me an' stuff, sith tricks don't work on me, only mon- ANI is that you?

*pulls hood back*

no, i am lord vader, and your are inferior, MUST KILL, MUST KILL.

*slices and dices*

Ken Benobi
Vader: I'm looking for someone Watto...hhhhhhpppppp

Watto: whatever it is I didn't do it!......wait! you're a Sith Lord!
Ani?????

Vader:That name no longer has any meaning for me....hhhhhppppp
I'm looking for Luke Skywalker...

Watto: hmmm well, let me see...I heard of a farmer a long way from here named Owen....at least I think that was his name...Owen...he might know...

Master Kadub
Watto is a freakin tattle tail....
I hope Vader smokes him....

Ghetto Goblin
of course, unless he doesn't go to tatooine, then i just hope watto gets wasted and walks onto the track in the middle of a pod race.

Sesse
What? You think youre somekind of jedi, waving that lightsaber around like that? Lightsabers don't work on me, only money.

Master Kadub
heheheehehhe..... laughing out loud

Sith Master X
lol I liked your's Ken. laughing

Ghetto Goblin
i can see it now *wayne's world flash back*

watto: wooooo, WOOOOO.

pod racers: *zoom right by*

watto: u hu u hu. der... whattya thin' your some kinda women trying to hit me or sumtin'?

pod racers: *VVVRRRMMM* *SPLAT* *CRUNCH* *GAG* *FART*

watto: *screams like the little girl he is*

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