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Jesus Christ (Vampire hunter) is wanted by homeland security under the prevention of terrorism act on charges of being the king of the people who "cause all wars".

He comes to America to kill vampires, and figures that LA is as good a place as any in starting his crusade in cleaning the streets of bloodsucking evil for once and for all.

Sargent Martin Riggs is sent with his infirm, incontinent partner Murtaugh who is still able to shoot the many guys who have whipped Rigg's arse in the past.
But whilst on the freeway, whilst Riggs finishes tending to Roger's needs, Roger has a heart attack and crashes the car, rolling 8 times, flinging Riggs out the window as it rolls down the cliff to the bottom where it explodes.
After some screaming, denial, then anger, then sex with his partners body for all times sake, then more anger then finally acceptance,
Riggs sees Christ coming over the hill, and the training kicks back in and Riggs is in full arrest mode.

God turns Rigg's Beretta into a bunch of flowers and the H2H combat begins...

Only one will emerge victorious....who will it be...? You decide.

Oooooh. Tough call.

Jesus took on 36 atheists in one setting and beat them all. I think he might be able to take this one

Yeah but many of them couldnt fight very well.. and not many tried simul-rushing the lord either.

Well, let's watch the scene in question:

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Dont get me wrong, Im not saying that JC' feats're gimped....

Just noting that atheists were not well represented fighting wise here.

There is no way Mel Gibson or any of his characters will lay a hand on Jebus.

The guy would strap himself up and say "Cmon Jesus gimme all you got! Use those whips baby, I wanna feel the pain you felt."

Does JC have his divine power in the movie, or is he just a mortal man hunting vampires?

Pretty much just him and his onscreen combat abilities.

No further interference from his Dad.
If Riggs doesn't have his miraculous ass saver Roger, then JC doesnt get back up either, in this.

Its two guys, duking it out fair and square.

Jesus wins folks

That last kick he administered in that clip was pretty convincing, I guess.

So Jesus would rape Riggs hard, using only his sandalled foot..?.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Pretty much just him and his onscreen combat abilities.

No further interference from his Dad.
If Riggs doesn't have his miraculous ass saver Roger, then JC doesnt get back up either, in this.

Its two guys, duking it out fair and square. And I take it you actually watched the atheists as JC fought them, right?

Yes. I did.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes. I did. And you really think that Riggs would lose against said atheists?

Actually against those atheists in particular, Riggs does alright, I'd say..

Well.... how do you think he does against Jesus...?

And what answer do you have for the lord's nuclear front kick...?

Well, sidestep, bum rush, neck break.

I see.... And what warning would Riggs have that the kick was coming...? (Remember that Riggs lacks Jedi Precog)

He was able to dodge much faster attacks from Joshua facepalm

And if he gets caught whilst doing some girly pirouette kick...?

He won't. He'll go CQC, rush in, and break a neck.

He go "Cock Quality Control"?

I already stated that Murtaugh was killed in the opening post.

Are you suggesting that Riggs'd cheat so quickly on the memory of his recently deceased partner?


Seriously though, he might break his OWN neck..

If Murtaugh is dead, Riggs'll likely be in rage mode.

That sounds reasonable to me.


So its darkside rage MA Riggs vs the innercalm zen asskicking of Christ.