2017 Darwin awards nominee: Woman dies in accident in Punta Cana

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Impediment
NSFW video. Nudity and shocking content.

This is what happens to stupid people who hang outside of a speeding and moving vehicle.

RIP to those fantastic breasts.

https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=2c0_1507775239

Surtur
People who play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Robtard
Ugh, poor woman.

Bashar Teg
man, i don't wanna watch someone die. you bunch of sick f*cks.

vansonbee
Saw the boobs before the accident and stop there. Going to eat some Lasagna after this, don't wanna spoil my lunch.

Impediment
Those boobies, tho.

What a waste.

Surtur
Originally posted by Impediment
Those boobies, tho.

What a waste.

Indeed, a shame.

You think the road sign is okay though?

TethAdamTheRock
They didnt even show it

Raisen
i always think my arm is going to get chopped off if i hang it out my car window. this and sharks have entered my mind countless times.

Impediment
Originally posted by Surtur
Indeed, a shame.

You think the road sign is okay though?

Probably.

Nobody important died.

ArtificialGlory
She did her part in chlorinating the gene pool. RIP.

ArtificialGlory
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
man, i don't wanna watch someone die. you bunch of sick f*cks.
You don't really see her die or anything shocking, for that matter. The video stops the moment she hits the sign.

Nibedicus
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
man, i don't wanna watch someone die. you bunch of sick f*cks.

Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Impediment
Nobody important died.

She was hot though.

Surtur
Originally posted by Impediment
Probably.

Nobody important died.

The only one I really sorry for is her kid.

BackFire
Yeah I'm good.

Rage.Of.Olympus
I feel terrible for her son...

And ya, she had amazing ****. RIP.

Impediment
This is a PSA, guys!

Moral of the thread: Don't hang outside of a moving vehicle and your skull & brain will stay intact.

laughing out loud

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Impediment
This is a PSA, guys!

Moral of the thread: Don't hang outside of a moving vehicle and your skull & brain will stay intact.

laughing out loud

And this is why Imp never gets invited to the FUN Parties...

Impediment
Circle Jerk or GTFO!

Flyattractor
It aint a party unless some one brings some handi-wpes. Huh Imp!?

Impediment
Someone reported this thread.

"You sick f*ck!!11!"

Boo hoo. laughing out loud

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Impediment
Someone reported this thread.

"You sick f*ck!!11!"

Boo hoo. laughing out loud

But you are a Mod. You can "talk" about all the Circle Jerkin you want.

Kurk
Damnit; yet I can't post porno on here sad

Impediment
I mean, you CAN post porn here but it just wouldn't go over too well.

Surtur
Originally posted by Impediment
Someone reported this thread.

"You sick f*ck!!11!"

Boo hoo. laughing out loud

LOL! What a pussy.

Impediment
If you read some of the actual Darwin Awards articles, it's cringe worthy.

Surtur
Originally posted by Impediment
If you read some of the actual Darwin Awards articles, it's cringe worthy.

There is this guy who is easily a nominee:

Man found dead in cupboard after solo sex game goes wrong

Impediment
Wow. laughing out loud

shiv
- you put a vehicle on the road

- the vehicle is in motion, moving at some speed

- seatbelts unfastened

- all of your passengers vital organs hanging out of the vehicle (every vital organ pressed against the windshield at one point)


The vehicle is moving at speeed

You're not looking at the road ahead

You have 1 or None of your hands on the wheel

You have 1 or Both of your hands occupied filming a video

Had the video been captured through a wide angle camera lens it would show the car veer right as the driver was driving filming

Driver should be in jail.

Impediment
The driver was arrested.

shiv
omg

worked it all out just from the video

Kurk
damn what a waste
https://www.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/PAY-Stripping-to-death-13-EAST2WEST-NEWS.jpg

Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Kurk
damn what a waste
https://www.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/PAY-Stripping-to-death-13-EAST2WEST-NEWS.jpg

I love the cross necklace. Those titties ain't Christian. They make men do sins.

SquallX
Satan wanted them titties for himself.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I love the cross necklace. Those titties ain't Christian. They make men do sins.

God had nothing to do with those. Those are pure Silicone Devil.

Surtur

Impediment

Surtur

shiv
Got to be honest

Wealthy Business Clients

Those ****

Estate Agent my ass.

Raisen
Originally posted by Surtur
I know, but the way the phrase all that...it's almost as if Russia has a shitload of tourists that die abroad. I doubt that is the case, but it's just amusing because it's almost like they are saying this is a regular thing with Russian tourists.

Seems like they are saying the driver was drunk. They should be punished for drunk driving, but I hope people aren't going to try to blame the driver. She did not force this woman to pop out her **** and hang out the window of a speeding car.

Imagine her kid though, I don't know what kids are like in Russia but I know here kids can be merciless to other kids sometimes. I feel bad for the kid if the circumstances of his mothers death gets out to his school mates.

this chick had a kid?

is she a single mom on top of that?

Surtur
Originally posted by Raisen
this chick had a kid?

is she a single mom on top of that?

Seems to be a single mom yeah. Now the kid has no mother because she had to act like an idiot.

Robtard
Originally posted by Kurk
damn what a waste
https://www.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/PAY-Stripping-to-death-13-EAST2WEST-NEWS.jpg


Like you'd even know what to do. Lolz.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Robtard
Like you'd even know what to do. Lolz.

What would you DO Robbie?

Kurk
Originally posted by Robtard
Like you'd even know what to do. Lolz. That's why I only do corpses.

Robbie would be the type of guy to leave the room so she can undress in private before having sex.

Surtur
Originally posted by Kurk
Robbie would be the type of guy to leave the room so she can undress in private before having sex.

laughing

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Kurk
That's why I only do corpses.

Robbie would be the type of guy to leave the room so she can undress in private before having sex.

I would imagine that Robbie is such a.... "Gentelman" that he stays out of the room until after they get done having sex.

Robtard
Originally posted by Kurk
That's why I only do corpses.

Robbie would be the type of guy to leave the room so she can undress in private before having sex.

I'm not Mike Pence...

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Robtard
I'm not Mike Pence...

That is for dann sure.

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