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Could Edward Cullen be able to survive that if ED 209 starts showering & spraying its gunfire all over/around him?

You know who Edward Cullen wouldn't have sex with? My sister, because Eddy doesn't believe in sex before marriage and my sister isn't a Mormon and Mormon weirdos can only marry other Mormon weirdos :/

Ed might have sex with the ED-209 as that's a machine, similar to a vibrator and masturbation is okay with him :0

Edward Cullen, too fast and too glistening. To be fair the Mrs and I watched Twishite during lockdown, I admit it was a uilty pleasure. Newsflash, Whirly was a tween girl on the inside all along.

If Ed-209 starts showering with all it's sexy curvature, Edward would forget all about that skinny ***** bella

"Gunfire"

Is that what we're calling it now?

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
If Ed-209 starts showering with all it's sexy curvature, Edward would forget all about that skinny ***** bella
So ED-209's firepower will seem harmless to Edward Cullen?

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