Worst Cast for Kill Bill!
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WindDancer
Do you think this is the worst possible cast for Kill Bill?
Queen Latifah as Vernita Green
Anna Nicole Smith as Elle Driver
Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi) as Pai Mei
Adrew Dice Clay as Budd
Margaret Cho as O-Ren Ishii
Fran Dreshcher as Sofie Fatale
Willie Nelson as Bill
Paris Hilton as The Bride
Can you pick an even worst cast?
Yassin
Paris Hilton as the bride...OMG,that would ruin the movie...
roundisfunny
Ben Afffleck as Bill
Matt Damon as Budd
Gwyneth Paltrow as the Bride
Martin Lawrence (in drag) as Vernita Green
Bea Arthur as Elle Driver
Linda Hunt as O-ren Ishii
Jessica Alba as Sofie Fatale
and...
Orlando Bloom as Pai Mei
Shadow_King
Jim Carrey as Bill
Robin Williams as Budd
Nicole Kidman as the Bride
the black woman from scary movies as Vernita Green
Penelope cruz as Elle Driver
Ming Na as O-ren Ishii
Famke Janssen as Sofie Fatale
and...
Andy Dick as Pai Mei
BadKitty
lmao!! this is hilarious!!
i'll have to give it some thought
I have to say that I agree full heartedly that Ben Afffleck as Bill would be so horrid! lol!
WindDancer
The only good part Ben might had played would be a member of the Crazy 88. Wears a mask and get's kill in 2 seconds. He's perfect for the part.
Myth
Keanu Reeves as Pai Mei (he knows Kung Fu... my ass)
William Shatner as Budd (actually, that could work)... ok, how about Orlando Bloom (he's a pussy while Budd is bad ass)
The fat black b*tch from "The View" as Vernita Green
I agree with Fran Dreshcher as being bad for Sophie
The little girl from "Dickie Roberts" as the Bride's daughter
Kelly Ripa as The Bride
and....
Michael Moore as Bill
abys_ad
Hugh Heffener as Bill
Mike Myers as Bud
Pamala Anderson as The Bride "aka. Beatrix Kiddo"
Dakota Fanning as "Amanda Whorehouse"
O-Ren played by that dude who played leader of crazy 88 and pai-mei
Elle Driver played by Julia Roberts
Anna nicole smith as that chick who shows off **** in the bar.
Raven plays Vernita Green
(sorry having a off day wit spelling.)
BloomBabyGirl
Pamela Anderson as Vernita Green
J.Lo as Elle Driver
Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi) as Pai Mei
Johnny Deppas Budd
Margaret Cho as O-Ren Ishii
Fran Dreshcher as Sofie Fatale
Will Smith as Bill
Micheal Jackson as The Bride
theyungjai
Clay Aiken as Bill
-or-
Clay Aiken as the Bride
I'm not sure which would be worst
Royal Knight
William Shatner as Bill
...now that would be funny
Myth
Oh crap, that last American Idol winner (the black chick) would be a horrible Vernita Green.
WindDancer
HAHAHA! That really is Funny!
The movie will be call..... Kill Kirk Vol.1
plenTpak52
WindDancer has the worst cast so far.
SlipknoT
Rossanne-the Bride
Bill Gates - Bill
Johnny Knoxvile - Pei Mei
Janet Jackson - O Ren
Oprah - Vernita Green
Louie Anderson - Bud
and Orlando Bloom as Sofia Fatal
roundisfunny
Ha! We have a new champion! (Louie Anderson...you nut!)
How about...
Jerry Reed as Bill
Julie Hagerty as the Bride
Yeardley Smith as O-Ren
Gary Coleman as Budd
Cloris Leachman as Vernita
Bob Denver as Elle
WindDancer
I think that Emma Watson would make a great Go Go Yubari.
manchichirtchit
andy dick as bill...
TrAnCeDuO
that would be terrible!
Shadow_King
how about andy dick as pei mai
Bierbommetje
Arnold Swarzenegger as Bill
Would be hilarious with his accent.
Wicked_Wiccan
The Bride-Hilary Duff
Bill-Arnold Schwarzeneggar
Budd-Pat Sajack
Oren-Britney Spears
Elle-Lindsay Lohan
Vernita-Tyra Banks
GoGo-JoJo
Sofie-Vanna White
Buck-Bob Barker
Pei Mai-Andy Richter
Bierbommetje
lol
I can soooo see Hilary cutting her way through the Crazy 88
SaTsuJiN
lmao.. that would make a great kill bill spoof.. if they ever did a hollywood quality one..
Wicked_Wiccan
and she'd have to cut her way through lindsay as elle->fighting over bill just like they fight over aaron carter.
Lord Soth
George Bush as Bill
Jeb Bush as Budd
Missy Elliot as Vernita Green
Paris Hilton as Elle Driver
Jessica Simpson as O-Ren Ishii
Jim Carrey as Pai Mei
Linsay Lohan as Gogo
Cheech Marin as Hattori Hanzou
Dakota Fanning as B.B.
Darth Sauron
Mculkin as bill
<<Solo>>
....I've never thought of that before,wow....hmm...Lohan dressed up like a school girl....
Ronnie Van Zant
Larry the Cable Guy- Budd
Bill Engvall- BiLL
Ron White- Pai Mei
Jeff Foxworthy- Earl McGraw
Ronnie Van Zant
if yall dont know who these fellers are watch the blue collar comedy tour or blue collar TV
shaofutzer
It already had a pretty awful cast with the exception of a few actors. Come on - Carradine? Anyone remember Kung Fu : The Legend Continues?
And why has no one else noticed that in Kill Bill Vol. 1 at least 95% of all asian men in the movie wear masks - ala Bruce Lee as Kato in the Green Hornet series. Supposedly they never shot any scenes of bruce with his mask off because America wasn't ready for an Asian actor. Isn't that racist? Why would Quentin propogate this cultural blunder? ANSWER: He probably didn't know, he was too busy stealing other people's ideas and using his Hollywood pull to effectively make a boring "Mix movie".
eggmayo
i think the worst cast would be eddie murphy playing everyone like in nutty professor or whatever that films called
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