101 ways to annoy Norrington
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Miya Sparrow
I was looking through threads and I found all the 101 ways to annoy and I thought how could they not have a 101 ways to annoy Norrington (if they do then just go with this new one savvy)
I guess you know what to do by now
1.) tell him that Jack Sparrow is the best pirate you've ever saw (keep telling him this every day)
2.)..............................
ArrghPirateGirl
2) Make Jack Commodore
That would Piss him off
A BaD PanCaKe
3) tell every pirate in the caribbean that the commodore is giving away free ships.
Miya Sparrow
*falls off chair then dies*
JessieSparrow
4) be a pirate and exist...that alone would knock him off the deep end
Miya Sparrow
thats easy enough to do
JessieSparrow
yea I mean little kids could do it...get a marker and draw a "p" on their arm go running past...given he may hang them but I cant except liability for that...
Miya Sparrow
just get Will Turner the rescuer of all pirates to rescue them!!!!!!!
ahaha thats a new one lock Norrington in with Will that sure to annoy him, then we would have Jack left considering that Lizzy and barbossa have been blown up ahaha
ArrghPirateGirl
..........Send him letters from Liz sayin how in love & stuff she is with will & how much she hates him .........Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Miya Sparrow
egg his house (I read that on a fanfiction it sounded fun)
ArrghPirateGirl
LMFAO Wat story was dat 1???
Miya Sparrow
um I forget hehehe uh *thinks* oh well can we still egg his house
ArrghPirateGirl
YES
Miya Sparrow
yay! *runs off to egg Norringtons house* la la la la la egging Norry's house la la la la la *lights come on in house* ahhhhhhh run away RUN AWAY! *runs away*
ArrghPirateGirl
*jumps in bushes*
I hope he can't c in da dark
*kinda said that a little loud*
OH BUGGER
Oops I said that even louder
Miya Sparrow
Miya: ahhhhhh *runs out in plain sight then stops and stares at the lights comeing from the house like a deer in the road*
(someone needs to be Norry or I can't get in trouble)
JessieSparrow
*Jack opens Norrys front door and walks out with arms full of stuff*
Jack: what the hell are you doing? Norrys on vacation...well hes not home so I thought Id go in and take some stuff
ArrghPirateGirl
APG: Oh cool
*runs into Norry's house*
We were goin 2 egg it but this is better
Merry Lover
I like Norry...
But I'll join in the plundering! Wuahahahaa!
el-pirate
wait, this isn't fair *runs into house* the sword from will is mine!!!!!! as is the commodore hat!! muahahaaa pirate2
JessieSparrow
Jack: noooo the hat is mine! ooo look his extra wig!
el-pirate
*comes out of house wearing commordores hat with EXTRA BIG FEATHER* Jumpy i'm a commodore!!!!! Jumpy
ArrghPirateGirl
APG: *comes out wearin comodores undies*
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
*realizes that they r his undies*
.......AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH
el-pirate
iewh, iewh iewh!!!!!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
*throws undies on El*
el-pirate
aaaaahhhh *runs around screaming with undies on head* get htem off, get them off!! iiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*sticks head in fire to burn undies* (that just happened to be there) aahhhh, hot hot hot!!! *runs around screaming with head on fire this time *
ArrghPirateGirl
APG:
.....
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Norry's Comming RUN RUN RUN!!!!
*hides under the doormat*
He won't eva find me here
el-pirate
*tries to hide behind curtains, but accidently puts them on fire with head* ohh, no, ooh no *goes running around like crazy, accidently setting whole house on fire* whoopsi.... *jumps into bird bath to extinguish fire* he'll never find me here!
ArrghPirateGirl
*still under doormat*
Jessie/Jack HIDE already
Miya Sparrow
Miya: *comes up the path* what is just me *holds up a box of rum* thought we could have a party!drunk
yo ho yo ho and pirates life for me
ArrghPirateGirl
APG: *jumps out from undernearth doormat*
YAY
*grabs da rum*
Lets burn his wigg
*sets wigg on fire*
Bwahahahahahahahahaaa
el-pirate
yay, rum *climbs out of birthbath, completely bold now, cause hair all burned* noooo wait, i need a wig!!! *sees wigg go up in flames in front of eyes* aaahh damn!!! wel, than i'll just have to be bold. i'll just drink my misery away!
The_Red_Dagon
Shame on you
... HIS JACKET'S MINE
... All I need now is Snape's wig and wand and Four metal tentacles coming out of my back and I'll have everything I need to live *Smiles hopefully wile poking the burning wig w/ a stick*
ArrghPirateGirl
*pour water out of bird bath on wigg then hands it 2 el*
There u go...& red dragon there should b a tentacle store down the road
Unholy_Cheese
APG y did ya name this thread 101 ways to annoy norigton?
y not "ways to annoy norington"?
BloomBabyGirl
because we're trying to get to 101 ways
Unholy_Cheese
Ooh so when we have we are gonna kill this thread?
ArrghPirateGirl
This aint my thread some 1 else started it
Unholy_Cheese
Oh, but u did make some threads like this one...didnt u?
ArrghPirateGirl
Yup I made the 1's 4 Jack, Liz, Will and Barbossa
Unholy_Cheese
watcha talkin about?
ArrghPirateGirl
Ugh!!...A q u asked
ArrghPirateGirl
*slaps MG*
Im goin back 2 annoyin Norry Now
Unholy_Cheese
I cant think of any mor ways
ArrghPirateGirl
Easy...we go back 2 eggin his house then
ArrghPirateGirl
*grabs dinosaur egg & chux it*
Bwah Bwah Bwah
ArrghPirateGirl
...Corset in Jacks closet WTF????
el-pirate
whoopsi...
ArrghPirateGirl
*runs in2 house*
Wat do u mean
ladygrim
egging someones house sounds like fun
.. wot about posting dog food there .. i did that before .. gets them rather razzed off lol
el-pirate
dog food.... i was more thinknig of other things from a dog, but this might be erm...nicer
ladygrim
lol... either i dont mind... but i shant pik it up lol
~DaPirateFreak~
*pulls out gloves & hands em 2 LG*
There u go
~DaPirateFreak~
*eggs Norrys house some more*
Unholy_Cheese
Can i join??
ladygrim
ok..more the merrier.
el-pirate
*gets a baseball practise things that shoots away the balls and fills it with eggs*
Unholy_Cheese
y would ya wanna do that?
el-pirate
see titlwe of thread!! *points baseball practise thing at Norry's house*
~DaPirateFreak~
This will b fun
el-pirate
*baseballpractise thing explodes* ooh bugger!
~DaPirateFreak~
*gets another 1 & puts it in Norrys house & it explodes again along with house*
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
el-pirate
lol, poor norry!!
~DaPirateFreak~
I wonder if he was inside
....Oh well
The_Red_Dagon
Nory, Dur!!!
The_Red_Dagon
eggseggsggesesggs... how do you spell eggs again?
~DaPirateFreak~
Um...dunno....Ill get back 2 u on that 1
Unholy_Cheese
Ill b leaving now
Unholy_Cheese
Ur laughin alot
~DaPirateFreak~
yeah
Unholy_Cheese
hysterical hysterical hysterical
Unholy_Cheese
what?
ladygrim
spitting is a dirty habit ..
angelsflame265
"OMG a pirate!!!! op no sorry, my mistake. . .. . . OMG a Pirate!!! over there!!! nope just kidding. . .. . OMG!!. .. " do this 50 million jillion times
Unholy_Cheese
jillion??
~DaPirateFreak~
H A H A H A
~DaPirateFreak~
Annoy Norrington...........*puts flesh eating bananas
in his bed* Bwahahahahaaaa
Unholy_Cheese
er...do u eman
?
Freâk'n'Zömbí
and u mean mean right?
The_Red_Dagon
Flesh-eatin' bananas? Okey dokie...
Hey I got one. I dunno if it's already been suggested but, Has anyone tried to annoy him by dressing up as a pirate and running up and down the dock screaming, "Yo Ho, Yo Ho A pirate's life for me?"
That outta rightly piss him off.
Freâk'n'Zömbí
nice 1
wat about taking his wig and put it and while running around screaming "LOOK AT ME!!!! I'M AN ICE-CREAM!!!!"
The_Red_Dagon
Oh, god yeah...
*Grabs wig and does that* *Nory gets pissed and chases me*
'Scuse me, gotta flee da country. See you guys... tomorow
Freâk'n'Zömbí
WHOOPS!!!!
The_Red_Dagon
Geeeeee... I'm back.
*Nory sees me and comes runnin at me*
AHHHHHHH *Turns back into a dragon and flies into the air* HA Can't get me now
*Nory takes cannons and... yeah* My life sucks!!!
The_Red_Dagon
*Flies inter space* Nyah! Can't get me!!
*still hits me wif cannon* Noooo. *Crashes into earth as a pile of ash from reentry
Hey I got the 100 mark on this thread woohoo
Joscail
u know, egg peoples houses, stealing their stuff, burning peoples houses etc etc are all BAD things to do BAD i tell u..............lets graffiti his ship with "Jack Rulz", "Pirates are cool" & shit like that! YAY *Grabs can of paint & brush then runs off towards Norrington's ship!!* WOOW!!
Freâk'n'Zömbí
pirate5 <<<and put that there instead of Norries flag
*COTTON MOUTH*
LOL......wat she said..
The_Red_Dagon
Hey wait for me *scoots along as a pile of ash and however a pile of ash scoots*
*COTTON MOUTH*
cool never new that till now
Joscail
I had a good story....but it had too many smilie so i copied & pasted the preview!!! enjoy!!! It's attached below!
*COTTON MOUTH*
Wow that was cool...really it was
*COTTON MOUTH*
no pron....
The_Red_Dagon
Jos!!! OMG I haven't seen U in like forever
Cool you changes all the little pic thingies so's I couldn't recognize ya! Where've U been?
Joscail
*Looks around--whispers* I bin down dere. *Points down* t'was scary, t'was. *Looks scaried* I dun wanna go back there. *Sidles towards Red D, grabs around waist* DON"T LETTME GO BACK! DUN LETTME GO BACK! They tooks me they did, I dun wanna go back *Hides head*
*COTTON MOUTH*
^^^^^
LMFAO
KillTheLight
freaking hell it's only a bath
The_Red_Dagon
I won't let ya' *conjurers up rum and hands it to Joscail*
Anyone else want some? Rum, that is...
The_Red_Dagon
The best thing for fear is to get drunk
*COTTON MOUTH*
i'll have some rum by that i mean kep the rum coming....
The_Red_Dagon
*Does quick hand movements and chants something in dragon...ish... Bright lights dance and suddenly, cases of rum stretch as far as the eye can see*
Hm, top that
*COTTON MOUTH*
double top that
choosewisely
err tripple top that..
Joscail
I really couldn't be bothered topping that....so I'm just gonna drink it *Starts sculling bottles of Rum*
~Freak-N-Bunny~
*starst sculing sunkist*
HYPO HYPO HYPO hyper HYPO HYPO HYPO jumpwoot HYPO HYPO HYPO
The_Red_Dagon
Wha? BUnny! I thought U were a rum-er-drinker
Joscail
Rum taste good wiv coke! & it gets u good drunk...not crap drunk....Vodka works better tho
<Machete_Guy
Jack Daniels
The_Red_Dagon
...Kahluha!!
KillTheLight
Jack Daniels and coke droolio
The_Red_Dagon
Umm... Any kind of alchohol that gets U drunk!
Shonk-Da-'Onk
Mmmmm
KillTheLight
>>>my favourite smiliey ever goodnight
Shonk-Da-'Onk
Eee hee That 1's cute evil_monkey
KillTheLight
no it's not it looks constipated
Shonk-Da-'Onk
No the 1 on the other page that u posted
Machete_Guy
That monkeys off "Family Guy"
KillTheLight
family guy rocks
stewies the man
Freâk'n'Zömbí
my mum has it.....she LOVES Nick Cage
KillTheLight
..um thats nice..
we're actually on about 'family guy' as in the animated tv series not some dodgy movie called 'the family man'
The_Red_Dagon
Hey have U guys seen the one where Peter(is that the dad's name?) tries to prove that Luke Perry's gay?
I haven't seen it in a while, so I can't remember what his name is ToT gomen!
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