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okay okay.. besides han marries leia, luke to mara, leia and luke are twins, darth is lukes father etc. etc.

what other relationships that are "untold" do you think their are??

I (for example think that paps is anakins father. then it could be like three generations fighting eachother in ROTJ.

ehh??? ehhhh???



oh! btw..... my poster

ehh????

How does this relate to ROTS? I think this belongs to the other SW forums. Please make sure ur brain is inserted before starting more threads.

And to answer your question. ROTS is all about Anakins relationships ie. w/ the Jedi, w/ Padme, w/ OB1, w/ Palps.
That poster "of yours" has been circulating for a while.

Palpatine isn't his father........

Refer to Ep.1 for the bizarre explanation.

I think the whole business with Shmi getting pregnant with Anakin was kind of lame. But it explains why other jedi can't be born once Anakin turns to the darkside.

The explanation was too much like Jesus, for me. That thing about no one being born with Force abilities is a rumor, so far. And it doesn't make sense....

I think Dooku's is Palpy's father who is in turn the borther of the cousing of the night stalker that inpregnated Shmi.

Is that the big shocker?

No, I'm working on that one.

The real shockers:

Leia is Dooku's son (yes, you heard me. Son), Luke is Padme's father and lover, Han is the clone of Anakin's half-brother Clovis, Jar Jar is entertaining, Lucas has a brain, and the Ewoks were a good addition to Star Wars...

..............whoa.

lucas has a brain, it's just like a dodgy pacemaker that needs a good thump to get it going every once in a while....

by "untold" relationships, do you mean made up one's, as in eu?....

don't start with me....

i mean it....

one more "mara jade" out of you, and that's it....

no really....

Mara Jade's not canon?

Just kidding...

Did I sense a hint of non-canonism there?

rammsteincia2, you can stop being annoying any time you feel like it.
we would all very much appreciate it. and...passing off someone elses art as your own is just plain wrong. please stop....please?

Hmmm, very nasty even.

oh, i just hate when people do that.
stealing art really rubs me the wrong way.
surely there is a better way to get approval here

"Non-canonism"? I think queeq invented a new word there.....

and is one who preaches such a "non-canonist"?

no that would be PURIST..which is what I am

no JP, that would mean you are a canonist.

a non-canonist is one who debates using EU references.

hmmmm maybe we should call websters, we have a new word

ok but I PREFER the term purist.....

JUST ADMIT IT JP!!!
are you or have you ever been a member of the canonist party?

P-U-R-I-S-T is the term for me.....
canon is the ONLY game in town.

btw...what the hell is the purpose of this thread?

To discuss the relationship between Yoda and Mace......

what other relationships that are "untold" do you think their are??

I (for example think that paps is anakins father. then it could be like three generations fighting eachother in ROTJ.

ehh??? ehhhh???

So we have purists and non-canonists. Good to have that settled.

i think kit fisto could be the descendant of bob marley.....i mean kit is even green for christ sakes, the same color as marijuana,i dont make this up folks....

he is a cool character for now may force be with you.

His ancestor of course: "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away"?

kit fisto is cool, but looks too much like the thing in men in black....i hate cultural cross referencing in star wars.....cheap....the term purist is also used for people who don't watch foreign films if they are dubbed, or 4:3 pan and scan versions of widescreen films.....colour me purist....

i loved the look of kit, and thought he was really cool...until he smiled....god why did he smile....

better for forced humour than 3po doing vaudville schtick in the middle of the long awaited clone wars....

yeah lol
3p0...king of the one liners

humour ws all character based until rotj....then we had chewie doing tarzan yell....something beautiful died that day my friends....

well....at least chewie didnt fart as well

just wait 9 months.....

you mean 3 weeks! (OT dvd's)

chewie swings on rope and farts while doing tarzan call. ewok song is put back into the ending, except they all fart the song ala tarrence & phillip. the force ghosts of ben, yoda, and anakin all fart as well...

.......FART WARS.......

i preferred the ewok song....

my greatest wish is for the removal of the new jabbas palace musical number, but i'm happy that luke's stupid "we missed the point of our own film" scream in esb is cut....

seems like my favourite changes to these films are when they take one of the stupid new bits out.....

now back to the farting....

"he told me enough *poot* he told me you killed him"

"NOOoo *poot* I am your father"

"feel the anger swelling in you".....

so glad rammsteincia's thread ended in a fitting manner....

HAHAHAHHA

"obiwan has taught you well...you have control of your bowels.....now...release your sphincter...only your flatulants can desroy me"

Hmmm, brings quite a new dimension to that classic line: "And what an incredible smell you've discovered..."

this has to be the funniest sh*t i have ever read.....

and i thought they smelled bad on the outside.....

aaaah chewie it's just a dead animal

well, i dont think we can sink rammsteins thread to any lower depths...


time to close this bum thread?
besides...it stinks in here now

we have elevated it.....

"i recognised your foul stench when we were brought on board"....

OOOOOH good one!

how could i have let that slip by me?

still impressed with the dead animal one myself...

"it wasn't my fault, sebulba flashed me with his vents".....

oh poor poor anakin

PHEEEWWW... what a smell.. YUCK!! PVS....

CLOSING