The Talon (Off-Topic)
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Samurai Guy
Just come in a sit. Lana will be around any minute to serve some drinks.
Tex
*Doesn't plan on tipping* diva
Shadow_King
*enters the talon* ok so whats the point of this thread is it for us to be off topic????
Samurai Guy
More or less. Kind of an off-topic forum thingy.
Try your best to keep it to Smallville (People, places, things, what-not) but no harm in going off topic.
Shadow_King
so that thing on lex cause of how much posion he drnk does he ahve to wear all his life???
BloomBabyGirl
*waits impatioently for that girl who serves us. finds her whinig in the back and slaps a b!tch*
Samurai Guy
Well done, BBG. I wish to buy you a drink
BloomBabyGirl
naughty now its a party! PS. lov yr sig. the middle pic is so sexi
Shadow_King
DAMIT!!! WHERE IS MY COFFE!!!!
BloomBabyGirl
that b!tch is still whimpering. something about a farmhouse loft and romance in paris....naught nuaghty
Samurai Guy
*calls Lex*
Alright, Lex said Lana is out, and I am in. She will still be living in the upstairs apartment... but she has no control over the Talon.
*waits for orders*
....Thanks, BBG.
Shadow_King
WHERES MY COFEE!!!
Samurai Guy
*comes straggling along*
So fussy, arent you Shadow King?
BloomBabyGirl
WHERES MY FREE DRINK!!!!!! *taps foot*
Shadow_King
YEA I AM now thank you for the make believe coffee that isnt real.
Samurai Guy
I need to hire an assistant.
BloomBabyGirl
....&^&%^&*....
...^&&%^mad2...&*%^&...STILLL.....COFFEELESS....&%^*....
Paola
nice place!
Samurai Guy
Where is an assistant when I need one?
<<Solo>>
*Sits Down* *Orders French Toast*
Samurai Guy
With or without the powdered sugar?
Shadow_King
Hey can i be the assistant.
Samurai Guy
I dont know. I will need to see a resume, and need some references.
Shadow_King
Are you serious????
Samurai Guy
Oh, yeah!
Shadow_King
well i dont have a resume.
Samurai Guy
You're honest, I like that.
You're hired.
Shadow_King
YIPEE!!!! ok so what do i do???
Samurai Guy
I dont know. I dont even know what I am doing.
Shadow_King
ok well i think i am gonna sit here and do nothing.
Samurai Guy
Sweet.
You want a coffee? I'm going to get myself one, you want anything while I get a coffee for myself?
Shadow_King
sure can i have a cokkie and some coffe.
Samurai Guy
Hell, yeah! Employee discount is 100%
Samurai Guy
At this rate, I will go out of business.
Shadow_King
well ok then can i have a cookie???
Shadow_King
how much will that be???
Paola
*waits for some coffee*
Shadow_King
*runs in the back and gets some coffee to paola*
here you go paola i hope you like it.
Samurai Guy
whip
Thats right, Shadow King. Work!
Shadow_King
For that i quit.
*walks out of the talon*
Samurai Guy
You cant quit.
YOU ARE FIRED!
Shadow_King
too bad i already walked out of the talon so i didnt hear that.
Samurai Guy
But you obviously did as you responded
pr1983
doesnt anyone actually serve coffee?
Shadow_King
well uhhh........ umm...... SHUT UP. i would rather quit then fired. and no pr we dont make coffee because samurai cant make a decent cup of coffee.
Shadow_King
ya you heard me.
Shadow_King
What are you serious am i really a jerk?????
Shadow_King
ok then you dont have a terrible coffee making. and i am gonna work at the talon ok.
Shadow_King
ok but i have one question.
Samurai Guy
And I might have one answer... shoot.
Shadow_King
whats up with your girlfriend eh???
Samurai Guy
Samurai Girl? Why?
Shadow_King
Yes Sam Girl. Does she usually read minds????
pr1983
if anyone wants to get me coffee ill try it...
Samurai Guy
*brings a cup* Cream and Sugar is right there if you need it.
Um... yes?
Shadow_King
Pr you dont work here ok so i get the coffe ok.
pr1983
i never said i worked here, but ive been waiting for ages
Shadow_King
Ok then i will get you a coffee *walkes to the counter and gets pr a coffee and then hands it to pr.* happy. good.
pr1983
so what you guys talkin bout then?
Shadow_King
nothing that concerns you.
Samurai Guy
So caring, you are.
Customer service at its finest
pr1983
ok, fine... customer service my ass
Shadow_King
yep your right Sam guy.
Samurai Guy
I usually am, Shadow King.
Shadow_King
hey sam guy me and your girl friend had a long talk.
Samurai Guy
Interesting.
Care to fill me in?
TheProgramSmith
That was rather harsh. But I like your style.
Shadow_King
what do you think is harsh and who style you like????
Samurai Guy
The Talon should never die.
Shadow_King
Of course i own the damn thing now start making some good coffee.
***S***
You can have the Talon, I have the Coffee Talk in the OTF. Its yours, Shadow King
Shadow_King
Whats coffee talk????? no one even comes in here so i will take it..... easy work.
***S***
This is Coffee Talk
pr1983
coffee talk=small talk=shite...
***S***
Hey! Lets not start hittin' below the belt.
pr1983
kidding...
***S***
Friggin' right you are.
boxing
***S***
Go do your interview.
pr1983
i did
what u think?
***S***
clapping
Well done!
pr1983
really? thanks
***S***
Very well done. Very straight-foward.
Plus we share a love for Scott Summers. How can anything you do be bad?
pr1983
true... its such a rare thing...
***S***
Yeah... but he is so bad ass! A such a pimp, too. Jean and Emma are both hotter then hott.
pr1983
yeah, and then there was psylocke...
***S***
Yeah. Psylocke is another one. What is it with Scott and Telekenetics/Telepaths?
pr1983
they see him as a test cos hes so withdrawn, before you know it hes reeling them in... he is one smooth mofo
pr1983
still dont know why peeps prefer wolverine...
***S***
The claws. It has to be.
Cyke has the shades! swank
Shadow_King
The talon is not making any business now buy some coffee or get out.
***S***
Make me.
Shadow_King
hmmmm........ well i cant so could you ummm uhh please buy something.
***S***
*Buys a coffee* Better?
Shadow_King
yes.... ok now you can carry on with your discussion.
Jedi Priestess
Holy Smoke!! There's a Smallville forum? Why didnt I notice this ever?
Can I hang out in here for awhile?
***S***
Jedi Priestess decided to drop in for a bit. Aint that sweet?
***S***
I am glad she found time in her busy schedual to fit us Smallvillians in.
Shadow_King
your a smallville fan???? would never have expected that.
***S***
You learn something new every day, King.
Shadow_King
i know.... like the other day i learned that ummm uhhhhh stuff.
***S***
I hate cheeto's.
Shadow_King
you do.... me too.
***S***
They arent good at all
***S***
I am partial to:
Hickory Sticks
Dorito's
Tostito's
Feature Flavour Humpty Dumpty
Pringles
Shadow_King
for some reason i only like regular chips.
***S***
They are my favourite (pringles style)
Shadow_King
*goes back and comes out with a bag of chips and starts to eat them*
so have you read anything in te newspaper recently???
***S***
*Pulls out Paper*
Yeah... apparently there was supposed to be an Apocalypse... but we were saved by a mutant penguin
Shadow_King
that's great news.... lets all have a party for this mutant penguin.
***S***
Indeed. Where is the Party Liaison when you need him?
Shadow_King
who is it though???
***S***
The party liaison?
Party Liaison
That would be me!
Now... for one of my patentant SEXY PARTIES!
http://hometown.aol.com/genjasd100/images/stewie.gif
Shadow_King
Wow this is a kick ass party. all for that little penguin who saved us from the apocalypse
***S***
Indeed.
Shadow_King
ok well the party is over.
***S***
Yeah, and the Talon is back to normal. Its time for some sex-citement.
Shadow_King
No i will not allow that to happen...
***S***
Then dont.
Shadow_King
ok...
***S***
So... should I call the Liaison again?
pr1983
did someone say sex-citement?
Shadow_King
No S and double no pr.. this is a coffee place not a.... berlesk house...
***S***
Or is it?
Shadow_King
i am the owner of this and i say NO!!
***S***
I gave it to you. I can be an Indian Giver.
Shadow_King
well i own this place now... so no more parties.... i am a fasict owner ok.... and if any behaviour happens anymore i will call the cops on you punks.
Shadow_King
you wanna fight aboot this now... eh????
***S***
Maybe...
Shadow_King
well your in luck..... i cant.
***S***
I like that smile.
***S***
*strolls into the Talon*
Shadow_King
well look who's back.
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