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Who do you guys think would win this epic battle of Supernam and Aunt May?

Please don't post pointless battles. It just wastes board space.

I now hate you with a large portion of my body.

I didnt intend to offend anybody. I am sorry.

You should be of course Aunt May would win

Superman would think she needs help crossing the street, then he'd see Spiderman go to help her and he'd say "Lady the villain is trying to steal your purse, no worry i'll tackle him!" So Superman swoops down and smashes the Webhead like a bug. Turns to aunt may with his super white sparkling teeth and gets kneed in the groin and bitchslapped!

this fight is totaly stupid, it is a TOTAL MISMATCH, i would expect this of asian hulk (jk) this is a total waste


every one knows aunt may woud pwn supes

Aunt May w/o a doubt. She's a whiz in the kitchen and w/ a rolling pin in her hand she can commit murder.

*lol*

all rollingpuns are coated with kryptonite

rolling pins

i think aunt may has kryptonite contacts...

dude your my hero... when i grow up im going to be just like you

Oky, this is just wrong

I can't even laugh at this, I'd expect Asian Hulk to come up with this. Come on now, even in an attempt to be funny, you should know better than this. You can't put anyone up against the omnipotence of Aunt May, that's a slaughter. I wouldn't even put Thanos or Dr. Doom against Aunt May, that's just madness, MADNESS I SAY!!!

Aunt May has proven to be capable of taking down the Living Tribunal, the Spectre, the Beyonder, and the One Above All at the same time in a bake-off. What makes you think lowly Kal-El has a chance in hell?



And to those of you that ***** that this is a waste of space, it's gotten more replies than several other match-ups, lol.

wrath she didn't win the fight with the spectre it was a draw and as for Supes he doesn't have a chance aunt may is in a whole different league then him.

It was only a draw because Aunt May had to go home and get dinner ready for Peter. She was kicking his ass all over the cosmos.

She wasn't really kicking his ass they were evenly matched

sacrilage. there is no equal to Aunt May

Except maybe the Beyonder

again sacrilage. There is no equal to Aunt May

Your Blasphemy is offending me religiously

You're insane

umm. thanks

The Beyonder? No way in hell. Aunt May nearly killed him. Check out the Amazing Aunt May #282, she beat him senseless.

i though it was #228

Oh ok, sorry, had a dyslexic moment there. Either way, she destroyed the Beyonder. Made him into the Right Next To Youer.




That was lame, but I couldn't think of anything good, lol.

She didn't destroy him, she merely fused his powers with her own thus gaining new powers

she already had beyonders powers, but only to a greater extent she didn't need to have his powers. she absorbed him thus letting him stay in existence, but keeping him in check. it was nice of her. but he got angered by her control over him and succeeded in an escape in #9802, it was a very popular comic and came out with a new issue bi daily, so she was forced to eat his brain

he escaped her mind to those of you confused

Isnt aunt mays alternate ego the ass goblin

your gonna die. eventually and not by my hands

wow, sounds like a threat

Yeah it was a clone made by Kingpin in the now classic "Trials of Aunt May" 3-parter

Really, then im sorry for my earlier comment. i haven't read that. i only read to issue #10974 in the amazing aunt may. although i never actually read issue #1 i mean who has

also its amazing how this all derived from Superman Vs. Aunt May

I don't think anyone on this board has read it. It's one of the most expensive comics in history it's when Aunt May discovers her hidden powers and how to control them at will

really, from what i read i just asumed she was original the greek god Athena and was just hiding her powers. man i have to get ahold of that comic

We find out she's Athena in issues 33-36 of The Amazing Aunt May

oh she didn't know before because of goddess amnesia that the beyonder had given her so she wouldn't remember how awesomely awesome she was. and so she wouldn't kill him like she did in issue 9802, like he had foreseen

If he had foreseen that then why did he let her kill him?

he couldn't stop her and he couldn't kill her previously because she omnipotent, or is that impotent, so he had to resort to goddess amnesia, an ability he learned from Ben in a previous life

He should of known that goddess amnesia wouldn't stop Aunt May from finding out her powers eventually

she knew he would do it, but her power wasn't cool enough, so she instead blocked his mind from realizing she'd get out of it, and when she did she'd be even more impotent... yeah, it all works out. and again this derived from a superman vs. aunt may thread

Aunt May was powerful enough to withstand the goddess of amnesia even without her powers man it's hard to imagine how powerful she is sometimes

it isn't the goddess of amnesia it goddes amnesia, a spell that disease all goddesses in a 5'/ level radius, <(DC 90) she rolled a natural one> with amnesia.

Anyways its DnD lingo. so incase you don't understand its ok

Man I've got to catch up on my DnD lingo only true comic fans can understand that

was that sarcasm or not its hard to tell

In the previous life you speak of, Ben was trapped in a tear gas chamber full of balloons and hard-boiled eggs so how could The Beyonder have learned this ability from him?

the previous previous life, duh.

And how did Ben learn it if he was employed as a circus clown?

Im sure Magneto and Proffessor X-avior could probably take Aunt May

no your very wrong, and soon dead. i will feed you your heart.

What about me I haven't eaten in days

and to solidarsenal, he was undercover as a circus clown, your gotta read between the lines, also they mention it around #10000 if you've read that far

it's hard to ask you guys to stay on-topic on this one lol

yes are you going to plz say no... and don't hurt me

What about the Uncanny X-Men? They might win...

and who do i have to hurt for voting superman

I think everyone. Am I right?

Impossible, Aunt May would've sensed it!

Electra could take Aunt May

no, god no. aunt may is awesomely powerful. her only big enemy until issue #20009,( the last issue, when she was raised to greater Goddom by a rabid squirrel who she gave an acorn pie to) which was the only one i read past #10974... where was i, oh yeah... her only big enemies were the zoloft blob, and the guy on the enzyte commercial.

Don't forget Ronald McDonald

to solid arsenal, she knew, she just chose not to divulge the info to the rest of the world... no one could beat aunt may. and plz don't close this thread, plz... sniffle.

latter comment was to paola

Which means that if Ben had gotten to close to one of the kids at the birthday parties he attended then he would have revealed the secret and Aunt May would be forced to eat his brain and poison the kid.

damn your good... you figured that out without even reading past #10985.

If I had a penny for everytime someone's told me that, then I'd be eating a brain with artificial mexican seasoning...which I am

i hate you

I hate my pet cat...she keeps mocking me

maybe the mockings in your head... your know like your life... mine too... sniffle

No it's definately my cat...she can tapdance and cook scrambled eggs too.

interesting... yeah its in your head

I get that alot...from my stuffed animals

well i believe that. but everthing else is in your head.

My stuffed animals are good to me; they knit me sweaters and give me financial advice.

really... if i had a stuffed animal that gave me financial advice, i burn him... because satan sent him here to mess with my credit.

You should cherish what you have in the here and now

nevermind just eat its' brain

I agree.

Good day to you then.

just remember, on a long enough timeline the survival rate of everyone drops to zero.

Aunt May lives forever

so do i...

plz don't lie it's hurts my feelings

Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care

i believe that.

Well I do care so there

well i don't believe times 3 infinite + 1 and a half, so there

I don't believe that made sense so there

uh huh. i'm telling the admin. on you, so hahahahaha.... and then im gonna dance . and then i'll go get my temperture taken
then ill become a cyclops ... an evil cyclops who rocks so completely

Well I'll tell Aunt May, she'll snuff you out of existense.

remember when aunt may became 'Golden Oldie'?

if in that form i think she'll be able to defeat supes.

Unless this is Darkseid's "Aunt May" or another powerful beings' supposed relative, Pete's "Aunt May" could not do anything to Superman, except bad mouth him.

I can see Aunt May ruining Superman's reputation at the very most.

yeah... you're not gonna live past christmas... meany

wow... that was possibly the most mature comment ever



oops i farted

uh huh times infinite + 1.5... so there.

5 pages of this is enough, don't you think?

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