Lockjaw vs. Pip the troll vs. Lockheed

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Cosmic_Beings
Enough with the all-powerful cosmic beings such as Eternity, we need more down-to-earth-brawls!

Here we have Pip the Troll, the furry compainion of Adam Warlock.
http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/p/pipthetroll.htm

Next, we have Lockjaw, the doggy of the Inhumans.
http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/l/lockjaw.htm

Finally, we have Lockheed, pet dragon of the X-men.
http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/l/lockheed.htm

Sit back, my friends, and warm your hands next to the fire-flame! Let us enjoy ourselves with food, drink, and dance as we watch this epic battle unfold!

Cosmic_Beings
PS Pip the troll wins

Cosmic_Beings
Come on, join in! Who is going to win?

Arsenal
I'll kill them all with a BB gun

Cosmic_Beings
Noooooooooooooo! Not Pip!

Arsenal
Ok. I'll spare pip from getting shot at with a BB gun. Maybe I'll just throw a feather at him. That will probably just give him a bruise.

Cosmic_Beings
Pip has the Space Gem, which gives him class Z teleporting skill, which means he can teleport anywhere in the entire universe with no consequence, as long as he has a clear idea of where he is teleporting to. It also gives him every possible movement power, like unlimited speed, unlimited agility, ect.
Pip would destroy you.

Arsenal
Interesting. I might have to consider using a water balloon in that case.

Evangel94
Lockjaw owns them all. With his lockjaw factor he owns any animal even if they have an infinity gem.

Cosmic_Beings
Are you calling Pip the troll an animal? Die you worthless scum!

Evangel94
Lockjaw eats pip the troll as a snack in between meals.

Cosmic_Beings
It isn't so!

Arsenal
It is true, I have seen it with my own 3 eyes!

Cosmic_Beings
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Krissy Von Doom
Pip KO'd Wolverine once. Or dropped a rock on his head anyway, not sure if it KO'd him.

Evangel94
Wolverine's pants weren't affected by a nuclear blast.

Cosmic_Beings
Face it, Pip the troll wins. Plus, he's lewd!

Cosmic_Beings
My internet went down for a week, and no one replied to my beloved thread of joy.

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Cosmic_Beings
Pip the Troll is lewd!

Cosmic_Beings
LEWD I TELL YOU!

phase
Lockheed burns up anyone who teleports near him end of story


................................even ppl w/ BB guns...........................................

Lord Magnus
Lockheed's cool, he took out Ord.

guy222
LJ

And the Pet Avengers is a silly, but good tale

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