LOL, LOL, LMAO, LOL
Bush loses due too his horiible intellegance and inability to properly use a pair of binoculars.
Kerry's botox injections would cushion his face against bushes blows, if he can find it. But them again, is this pre-crackhead, or post-crackhead bush, that may make a big difference. Don't forget the alchaholic fury.
Not to mention Crack-haed bush....he could just tag-team Kerry with Tyrone Biggums (Dave Chappelle) and beat him up in a crackish fury to rob him for cocaine $.
Biggums:"Hurry up Dubbya!! (while scrathing his neck and nervously looks around) the cops is comin and I wanna go buy me some rocks!!!"
Bush:"I thought u said we'd rob him for votes??!?!"
Biggums:"You hurry up and take his money so we can get some crack, and u got ma vote!"
Bush:"ok, let's go get some crack like we used to in the old days....and then u can vot.........heeeey!!! waitaminute!! YOur BLack!!! Don't vote for me!! YOur vote don't count anyway, just stay home and sniff crack."
Biggums:"....OK!!, Hell, I get ta smoke rocks nehow!!"
But then Kerry's wife wud just slam her giant cash filled podketbook on the two and games over...... or is it??
