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Alfred Pennyworth, the butler of Bruce Wayne aka Batman, vs. Galactus and Thanos. Who would win?

http://img17.exs.cx/img17/4687/alfredvsgalactusandthanoslol.jpg

waste of a thread...........

Does Thanos have the IG? If so, Thanos. If not, Alfred obviously.

It's so obvious that Alfred would beat Galactus and Thanos into submission. First, he would ask Franklin Richards for the Ultimate Nullifier and nullify Galactus with it, and then he would take Galactus' planetary energy conversion machine and convert Thanos into pure energy, and absorb that energy into himself.

Alfred would seduce them into hiring him as their butler then he would smother them with pillows until they suffocated.

alfred would own them, he would do what arsenal just mentioned and say some wise cracks while doing it

lol, by the way cosmic_beings that pic you made is awesome

Thanks.

Alfred would aslo become Galactus' harold and then have enough power to kick Thanos' ass, and then purposely take tons of time trying to find new planets for Galactus to consume, and then finally when he is really weak from not absorbing planets he would take him to a planet and tell him its full of energy, but its really not, and while Galactus is setting up his machines to absorb it Alfred would beat the shit out of Galactus because he is in such a weak state, and thus he would win.

Or he could just smother them with pillows.

No, Alfred is a man of method and skill; he enjoys dispatching his enemies with style.

And pillows.

Or he would prepare for them a nice silver platter of fine gourmet foods and put poision in it.

Or wait until they're full then wait for them to go to bed and smother them with pillows.

Or he could just bust a cap in their ass. It would have to be a huge extremely powerful cosmic cap, but he would aquire one.

Bruce wouldn't let Alfred buy one using his credit card so Alfred would first have to smother him with pillows then steal it.

Here's a pic I made of Alfred owning Galactus by smothering him with pillows whilst he is in a deep slumber:
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1955/galactus.jpg

lol. That's alot of pillows.

wow. I love that pic! Alfreds the man.

I wish Alfred was my grandpa. If he was I would keep all pillows out of his reach.

Alfred rules.

You bastard!!! Im the one who started the Alfred threads

Anyone and everyone should make Alfred threads. Lets make the Killer Movies forums into the Alfred Pennyworth forums, just because he rules so much.

Ahhh! this reminds me of Aunt May Vs. Superman... Except that this is less over matched. Because you know Aunt May is God, but didn't Aunt May ally herself with Alfred and Give him a third of her limitless power. I hope Paola doesn't close it.

Yeah. At the time Aunt May didn't realize that she needed her full power to defeat Thanos and she was seriously injured after the battle.

Really, I haven't read Secret Comic #2. It came out in 3009 right.

Nope. In 2009.

lol.

I was only of by a few years.

man! it's hard to resist those magic words!

Your an evil person.

Evil, but beautiful.

Marvel and DC should make a comic series together. And it should definetly be called, "The Alfred and Aunt May Mysteries."

lol then they go out on a date then alfred starts seeing ma kent and aunt may and mr.

Umm. okay

Riiiiight

Anyways, Who wants to play Genocide with me?

I don't know what Genocide is, but I guess its a game from the way you refer to it. I have Starcraft and Unreal Tournament 2004. I also have Worms 3D, but I haven't played it online yet.

This is very interesting.

Would Alfred beat the Hulk?

Alfred would lay the smack down on the Hulk.

I refuse to join this ridiculous Alfred bandwagon.
Big G & Thanos obliterate Aflred without a second glance.

You non bandwagon joiner.Where's my pitchfork. I advise everyone else to do the same.

'Big G'? Shut up, alfred would own you and Galactus -- at the same time.

::Lame::

Call me when you've stopped riding Alfred's ponywagon and you've come to grips with reality.

Discussion Question: Does Evangel94 not have a sense of humor, or is she simply not choosing to display it? Do you suppose she even realizes that this thread is a joke?

Or is Evangel94 making a joke, and I'm the one not getting it?

If Evangel read any comics at ALL, she would know that Alfred is one of the top heroes of DC. He is in the Superman league.

You're not funny.

krazy! Besides I started the Alfred threads.

Are you crazy how is Alfred in superman league come on be real he was able to defeat Atum the God-Eater, Beyonder, Celestials, Cthon, Death,Dormammu,Eternity,Galactus,Living Tribunal and the list goes on. He took them with no problem and YOU DEAR SAY HIS IN SUPERD!CKHEADS LEAGUE dont make me

He was only able to defeat them because Galactus decided to make him more powerful because he was a good butler at his birthday party.

When I've stopped riding the Alfred ponywagon? What in god's name... ARE YOU?

First of all, I made this thread, how can I be riding it.

Second, Alfred doesn't associate with 'ponies'. He is a high class man with the proper manners and skills to dispatch many a foe, including god, even.

She's a witch! A witch I tell you!

Pitch forks people, and torches. but ima little broke at the moment so ill bring a fork and match.

lol

Alfred loses without a doubt but Jarvis would wipe the floor with all of them.

Jarvis Splarvis.

No no no you are all wrong,
Alfred invents this great plan to rescue the Universe (for some reason not his Universe but whatever) of the two cosmical threats Thanos and Galactus. He first wants to become the Butler of Thanos to show hoim with some good British humour the bright sites of life, which would make Thanos leave his Lady Death, then he wants to be the Butler of Galactus to smother him with Pillows (thats where you were right)
but Halfway into the Plan Batman comes to bring Alfred back since ther is a huge Spider in the Bathroom of Wayne Manor which Bruce can't deal with
I'd say lucky Galactus
But actually he wasn't thzat lucky afterall, because Alfred managed to show Thanos the greatness of Jokes which made him move through the Universe looking for the best and telling everyone Jokes.
But when Thanos told Darkseid a dirty Joke about Galactus mother, and G found out he went after him to punish him for it (you have to know Galactus mom was a saint, at least in his opinion) and when Thanos fought Galactus, Death showed up and helped Thanos because she wanted him to worship her again, So Galactus died but Thanos didn't want to have anything to do with her and since that day he lives in the Bat caves and forces Oracle to find the best Jokes ine the worl via Internet
THE END

Death is Galactus' sister, she wouldn't do anything to him. When Thanos had the IG, Galactus and Death teamed up to try and kill him.

Um. sibling rivalry.

Nah, they don't fight. Alfred vs Galactus would rock the cosmos, though.

Are you kidding? Alfred loves ponies and will kick your ass if you say otherwise. All rich elegant snobs love horse riding. duh

Alfred loves pennies AND ponies

I wish I had a Butler with such amazing abilities. Either that, or an Iron Chef.

why does galactus have teeth coming out of his nose?