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A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff.

None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing.

After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a daisy".

LL

I dont get it

Hahahhaa

that hilarious too!!!!

it would have been so much better if hte punchline was "not with a dildo"

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to think..i want to be a nurse...well i can have fun with that

thats hilarious

2 right

i have never been to hospital

good 1

touch wood *touches wood*

Thanks guys, nice to know my work is appreciated.

I would not want to make a nurse mad for one thing you maybe holding a needle in her hand!If she is I would just ran for my life!
Anyway my twin sister been to a hospital before and stayed there for three whole months she is glad to be out of there!
JM

i was in overnight and the nurses were ever so nice to me

lol....

hi lady

ladygrim you're the best

i tried to but it didn't work

Oh, that was...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Wowowow, thank-you!

laugh

I cannot see the picture...

I was in the hospital for a couple of hours while they reset my dislocated shoulder. Not fun.

^ it was a laughing smilie, which apparently doesn't work
Whatever....

Yikes! Haha, that is a really funny story. It is true though? Sounds like an urban legend to me...

Ok, that made me laugh. Nice.

Thanks

Could you "treat" me??
naughty

you know i would babes you can be one of my first patients

Yay!

*many kisses* to begin off with

If thats the beginning.......

LOLS HEY YOU TWO GET A ROOM!

we're not that bad...yet

NOt yet...
naughty

*groans* Well if it gets that bad then I'll have to ask you to move it to PMs instead of a public topic

I know I know....
The last part was just me goading you....

oh ok...sorry, had a hard day...