Telemarketers!
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TheFilmProphet
Has a telemarketer ever called your house?
Nazgulinthedark
no.
i never get telemarketers. by the way, whats a telemarketer?
SlipknoT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I ****in hate them!pepsi
§pearhead
they used to
but then there was that one incident...well
they stopped calling
Jackie Malfoy
And and it is so annoying.It is always when we are eating dinner.We don't answear the phone at theat time but he leaves a message on our phone all the time.
I am geting so sick of it.Btw I love your siggy's avator,Mortal Kombat rules!JM
Frosty Beverage
I threatened to kill one and they havent called since.
Frosty Beverage
I don't seem to realize why.
TheFilmProphet
This is what I think about telemarketers
http://timswine.com/blogart2/telemarketer.jpg
SlipknoT
tell please..........
TheFilmProphet
Thanks and yeah MK rules!
§pearhead
spam and telemarketers go hand in hand
Nazgulinthedark
one time my mom picked up the phone told um to hold on and then left the phone on the counter and continued vacumming :/
§pearhead
I can't explain in a pg-13 environment
let's say it involved a pig and some lubricant
SlipknoT
what the helltv_horror
LordKerrigor
lol yeah i told em were on the national do not call list he said and im quoting "awww ****ing sh!t"
Frosty Beverage
duh they invented it!
...Right?
TheFilmProphet
Well I always like to mess with them a little when they call
Since I occasionally call my local video game store I already know exactly how they answer the phone, so when a telemarketer calls my house I answer the phone just like someone at the game store would. Usually after I say exactly what the employees say all I hear on the phone is either breathing, no sound at all, or they hang up soon after.
TheFilmProphet
http://www.allergyasthmatech.com/allergyasthmatech/images/telemarketer.jpg
startxthexmosh
yuuup.last time i told him my grandfather left us after we went bankrupt.haha it was classic! i started to pretend i was crying.he was all "well...umm...im..sorry...ma'am." lol
sometimes i say.
"roadkill cafe you kill em,we grill em" lol or
"city mourge,you kill em ,we chill em"
or i started speaking in a made up language.man thats fun!
TheFilmProphet
yeah there so many to choose from
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i dunno what u guyz are saying but Telemarketers are hilarious!
you can do best pranks on them
when they call you, u just pick up and say the most randomest shits ever...
moonwalker741
telemarketers used to call my house, but they stopped, i still dont know why
TheFilmProphet
exactly http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/shifty.gif
TheFilmProphet
http://www.kstatecollegian.com/issues/v101/su/n156/pix/opinion2.gif
misha
they call our house occasionally and my parents are always so rude to them ranting
then one day i answered the phone when one rang and i was so nice to him! we had a little convo
TheFilmProphet
1. Its almost tradition these days.
2. You shouldn't have done that, its all a part of their secret plan to steal your money.
misha
thats not true. i feel sorry for the poor things
TheFilmProphet
Well they don't feel sorry for you
misha
they probably did the job because theyre people person and wanted to meet people cry
MornGlory
i always start talking to telemarketers - have conversations with them and waste their valuable time
TheFilmProphet
They like to deceive
misha
i dont care - i cant be mean to strangers schmoll
TheFilmProphet
Is pulling pranks on them bad?
misha
yes, the poor things ranting
TheFilmProphet
Well I do it every time I get the chance
misha
you mean, mean young man cry
TheFilmProphet
But its funny!
I'm not mean to you
MornGlory
** gives misha a hug** hug
(in a heterosexual way)
TheFilmProphet
Its ok I'm right here
TheFilmProphet
yeah and always will be
TheFilmProphet
http://www.irememberhamlet.com/telemarketer.gif
MornGlory
** gives TheFilmProphet a hug ** for no reason - and disinfects myself afterwards- just in case hug
TheFilmProphet
Thanks, I think
MornGlory
who else can I give a hug too??? hug
The Tired Hiker
The cool thing to do when they call you is say, 'Hey, hang on for a second.' Then, put the phone down and leave for the day.
The Tired Hiker
I could use a good hug.
misha
but then noone can call you cry
Jackie Malfoy
Uh this is geting to strange.Time to leave!(Rans out as fast as she could before geting huged by someone!)lol!JM
lil bitchiness
I used to be one.
Once, I had to call this woman whos surname was Christmas. Her first name was Mary. How cruel of her parents.
Jackie Malfoy
LOL!I know I would hate to have a name like that.I feel bad for her to have that kind of name and go to school with that name too.JM
Falling4Daniel_
My bro is a telemarketer for college.
sunshyne
Last time a telemarketer called, we had a pretty cool conversation..I could swear I knew that guy.
But no, I don't like getting the calls, I just act like I know them
TheFilmProphet
Can you believe that once a telemarketer hanged up on me?
The irony!
They were doing a survey and before they even finished they hanged up on me.
I guess I got what I deserved that day.
chelsea17
that is so rude....you should hang up on them..my mom always hangs up on telemarketers
TheFilmProphet
Yeah the first time I was actually polite enough to hear what they had to say and they hanged up on me.
Next time there will be no mercy!
Frosty Beverage
I enjoy telling them i will purchase the product, giving them my address, and then hanging up when they ask, "are you paying with cash or a credit card"?
You know, just to piss them off.
Frosty Beverage
Let's kill 'em
TheFilmProphet
Yeah!! http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/sniper.gif
TheFilmProphet
I declare it telemarketer hunting season starting now! http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/rifle.gif
Discos
just call them up saying "do you need new windows" and they will say "no" and then go "well now ya know how it feels"
My parents have this agreement with the phone company that their number cannot be given to telemarketers assbandits.
chelsea17
haha awe...make it your national holidays
TheFilmProphet
I'm going to try that one
We should have a petition in congress!
chelsea17
Maybe you should
badboy2004
u should film prophet
TheFilmProphet
I am planning to
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