Does anyone else have neighbors like this?

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bilbofett
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bilbofett/72bb3c41.jpg

Anyone???

Jedi Priestess
hysterical

TheFilmProphet
No blink

Silver Stardust
That's hilarious, Bilb...

hysterical

Jedi Priestess
Thats some twisted neighbors ya got there Bilb laughing
Wait! Does BackFire live next door to you? eek!

Mane
Oh my. blink


THAT'S GENIOUS!!! eek!

Silver Stardust
I wish my neighbors were like that...

Hmm...gives me an idea...shifty

Shaolin Monk
omfg...thas great

TheFilmProphet
Shaolin Monk did you get that name from the upcoming MK game by any chance?

SlipknoT
clapping thats great

MornGlory
my upstairs neighbours are constantly having sex

the other day the lady was "woo hoo ing" the song jingle bells - while they were doing it

the walls and ceiling are really thin cry

SlipknoT
is she hot

TheFilmProphet
yeah is she hot? smokin'

Mane
yeah is she hot?

Arsenal
yeah is she hot?

Jedi Priestess
sheesh........ blink

bilbofett
NO WAY!!!

That is hilarious!!!

MornGlory
I know that he isnt- he is a drummer - he is super super super skinny - with long long nappy hair- but hes real nice

shes loud and obnxious - she talks so loud she might as well be in my apt -i can hear their conversations so clearly

SlipknoT
but is she hot

TheFilmProphet
laughing out loud

Its in our blood. wink

MornGlory
I DONT KNOW!! - never seen her... but i seriously doubt it!

cause he is hideous!

Arsenal
It's actually in my testicles.

SlipknoT
and comes out my penis

MornGlory
**gives Arsenal a hug** hug

MornGlory
slipknot - behave

SlipknoT
what about mecrybaby

TheFilmProphet
Well our blood is everywhere in our bodies.

Arsenal
My testicles contain 100% semen. stick out tongue

Jedi Priestess
and another perfectly good thread shot to shit...... messed

Arsenal
Mornglory, let's make some noise for them to hear! eek!

TheFilmProphet
Well blood is part of the fluids that helps create that semen stick out tongue

Silver Stardust
miffed

Arsenal
My testicles contain a rare form of semen. It has absolutely no blood in it.

MornGlory
ok ring me!! evil face

Silver Stardust
Yep...as usual...

TheFilmProphet
Have you gone to the hospital for that? stick out tongue

Arsenal
No, my brain told me.

TheFilmProphet
laughing out loud

Arsenal
Don't laugh at my brain...he's sensitive...and small.

MornGlory
stop the testie talk - unless you are coming over to my placeban2

TheFilmProphet
Yeah mines could probably beat up yours cool

SlipknoT
* goes to MG's house*

Arsenal
*Hops on a horse and rides it to MornGlory's place*

TheFilmProphet
I am going http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/shifty.gif

Arsenal
Go away, only me and her! mad

SlipknoT
*hits arsenal and TFP in the face with a shuvel and run into MG's house and lock's the door*

TheFilmProphet
Don't forget my brain is bigger than yours evil face

MornGlory
hmmm so many choices

Arsenal
*Tries to fight off TFP and SlipKnot at the same time to no avail*

Mane
You guys only think about your penises. Try thinking with the head on top of your neck for once.

SlipknoT
and you know who's the best

Arsenal
I think with the head on top of my penis. big grin

Shaolin Monk
naw

go here...

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=315681&perpage=20&pagenumber=2

SlipknoT
The Penis over powers the brain

MornGlory
guys dont think they just do

MornGlory
I like that evil face sometimes

Mane
Of course. isn't mindless sex the best kind? roll eyes (sarcastic)

TheFilmProphet
I think with both big grin



Oh ok,

Its just that there is a new MK video game being released next year and the title is exactly like your name, (Shaolin Monk)

Arsenal
Then you would like me alot wink

SlipknoT
But she would like me morenaughty

Arsenal
But she would like me more...ER

SlipknoT
But she would like me more...EST

TheFilmProphet
Your all wrong, she would like me more http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/naughty.gif

Arsenal
But she would like me more...damn it.

TheFilmProphet
She would like me the bestest

(notice my great grammar)

SlipknoT
Slipknot: 1

Arsenal: 0

TFP: 0

Mane
Hell, I'd like you more too!

SlipknoT
Mane: -12

TheFilmProphet
Slipknot: -1

Arsenal: -2

TFP: 2

Arsenal
Where are you getting these figures from?

MornGlory
Mane thats gay!

FilmProphet??? Who are you Ive never talked to you and youve never given me a hug

TheFilmProphet
From my invisible stat keeper duh!

SlipknoT
Slipknot: 28999921285939902949

Arsenal: -5564313456

TFP: (gay)

TheFilmProphet
How about a hug http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/hug.gif

A kiss http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/kisses.gif

And a song http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/serenade.gif

MornGlory
i can have Slipknot and Arsenal at the same time - but dont know if you both would like that

TheFilmProphet
Slipknot: -28999921285939902949 (gay)

Arsenal: -6564313456

TFP: (Not gay)

SlipknoT
as long as I dont see him I'm fine, can we put a bag over his head

SlipknoT
Slipknot: infinat

TFP: kicked out of the game

Arsenal: -2

TheFilmProphet
Slipknot: got his ass kicked by TFP

Arsenal: -3

TFP: 3

MornGlory
isnt Arsenal english??? yes

SlipknoT
Slipknot: 80

Arsenal: -96

TFP: crying in the corner because he knows he dosent stand a chance against me

TheFilmProphet
Slipknot: -80 and still getting his ass kicked

Arsenal: -100

TFP: Still kicking Slipknot's ass

Arsenal
I can be whatever you want me to be, baby!

MornGlory
ARSENAL ARE YOU ENGLISH

do you have a cool accent - do you wear red a lot?? are you a gooner?

SlipknoT
Slipknot: 185757 and reigning in blood

Arsenal: MIA

TFP: Lying on the floor bleeding to death because I slit his throat

Arsenal
I'm American embarrasment

TheFilmProphet
Slipknot: -185757 and laying on the floor getting kicked and having silly dream he slit TFP's throat

Arsenal: MIA

TFP: Still kicking Slipknot on the floor

Arsenal
What the hell does MIA mean?

MornGlory
o thought you liked the soccer team Arsenal - sorry - to bad youre not english-

alright Slipknot is all mine!!!

TheFilmProphet
Nooooo!!!

Arsenal
Wait I'm English!

TheFilmProphet
(Leaves MornGlory and goes with Misha) smokin'

Arsenal
MornGlory, you've ripped my heart in pieces...pieces that don't recover well from being ripped.

SlipknoT
naughty

MornGlory
Arsenal you can come over tomorrow - and be my sex pot smokin'

**gives Arsenal a tight hug **

Arsenal
I don't want to be used. sad Wait who gives a f**k come here! kisses

MornGlory
Arsenal come over now - slipknot is making fun of me on a different thread

SlipknoT
cry no I wasnt

MornGlory
watch it young man you are gonna get spanked

SlipknoT
really shifty

MornGlory
yes

SlipknoT
I've been bad, you better spank merenske

MornGlory
get over here young man!!!--- wait Im gonna check your age- dont report me if you are under age!

SlipknoT
Dont worry I wont shifty

MornGlory
lets hear how old you are... im an old woman

SlipknoT
16 embarrasment your not old, your years and years away from being old

TheFilmProphet
old sick

Arsenal
haha I'm older then slippy

MornGlory
S I X T E E N !!!!!!!!!!!


hopefully a mature 16?? dont tell the cops !!!

TheFilmProphet
sick

MornGlory
Arsenal is 17 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yikes!

im surrounded by young guys!!!!


Im a Mrs Robinson

SlipknoT
O i'm as mature as they come madam, I would never tell the cops

MornGlory
the film prophet- didnt ask for you opion about being old or young....

im sure you are stil waiting for your pubes to come in

TheFilmProphet
last time sick

Arsenal
I shave my pubes. I'm going to wait for someone to say I didn't need to hear that.

TheFilmProphet
Got those many years ago sweetheart laughing out loud

But you said old woman which led me to believe you were between the ages of 50-Up

MornGlory
its ok if you shave .... I needed to hear that... dont know why

SlipknoT
laughing laughing out loud

MornGlory
ha ha ha ha - hope you like older women slipknot!!!

SlipknoT
of course I do

SlipknoT
even though your not old

MornGlory
YES!

SlipknoT
NO! your only 25

MornGlory
we are almost 10 yrs apart- but i dont care if you dont

get over here for you spanking

Arsenal
lol. I'm calling the police unless I'm allowed to join in!

TheFilmProphet
Sorry MornGlory about before I thought you meant you were really old.

Didn't know you were only 25.

MornGlory
Arsenal - i think you have to ask Slipknot if you can join in

glad FilmProphet doesnt think Im that old ( i dont have any grays or wrinkles yet)

TheFilmProphet
Yeah I know, I just misunderstood about your age and what you said before.

Arsenal
bag

MornGlory
huh

SlipknoT
*runs over to MornGlory*

Arsenal
laughing

MornGlory
wait you better ask Slipknot if it is ok?????

o yea you just have to have a paper bag over your head - which is weird... embarrasment

SlipknoT
hmmm....you can go after me if it's ok with MornGlory

MornGlory
GROSSSSSSSS

im not a skank!

Arsenal
I'm gonna pretend like you didn't say that.

SlipknoT
ok, you watch in you want to Arsenal?confused

MornGlory
even though im starting to sound like one- o well

weeeeeeee

MornGlory
confused

SlipknoT
what?

ClaraG
as i cannot see the picture, i am unable to tell you if i have neighbours like that

MornGlory
clara- it is a pic of christmas lawn reindeers humping each other

ClaraG
laughing out loud

Jedi Priestess
to bring us back on topic

MornGlory
noooo not the original topic
where is my Slipknot and Arsenal!!

I will see them tomorrow

Darth Surgent
"Does anyone else have neighbors like this?"

No, I am those neighbors.

Jedi Priestess
why am I not surprised Surge?

Jackie Malfoy
No can't say that I have.I live in a cold stack right now and we have no houses around us.At my dad's house we have more houses on both sides.
Both are older people who shout at you if you walk pass there house.Grampy people they are.JM

Discos
lol nope my neighbours aint that crazy, i dont talk to my neighbours at all unless it is "hello" or "yes it is a nice day"

Discos - or another favourite - "why on earth would i want to throw stuff at your window"

yoda ledbetter
Actually, I do have neighbors like that. They live just down the road aways and they have a very similar setup. It is pretty funny.

laughing

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