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Ok so many of you know that my Star Wars scoops are infallible, I brought you the "Obi Wan is Luke and Leias father" scoop. The "Yoda is human" revelation and the heart- stopping "R2D2 was a walking incubator sent to hold the inbred offspring of Luke and Leia" reveal.

From the same cast iron insider source I can now reveal that the big secret of EPIII is that General Grievous is none other than Darth Maul!

The upper half of his body was retrieved from the melting pit after the duel of the fates & was fashioned into a cyborg weapon by the confederacy and unleashed during the clone wars.

You heard it here first.

Zero.......you should be shot like a dog.

Are you taunting me?

Now this is retarded.

Normally we would tell you to use the search button, but since this would not come up at all I am telling you to use some common sense and now that we do not want a thread like this here.

Lando.........he's PLAYIN with ya hun.


And YES Z-man I AM!

Just checkin.

"You're teasin' a gorilla in the monkey house."

You've got to admit though, that would be pretty freakin awesome if it was.

next time you decide to incite a riot in here please send out a memo

Now aint that just 10 pounds of monkey crap in a 5 pound bag!

What do you mean IF? The clues are all there....

Im the man with his finger on the SW pulse: You all just remember to come back to KMC and kiss my ass once this goes official.

Screw you zero, your so full of crap. If he was maul, i think sidious might have done something with him rather than just leting him be where he is.

i think he's playin someguy......but if not......

good grief clearly none of you are familiar with the Z-man posting style....YES HE"S PLAYING WITH US!!

JP, do your students know your a big SW fan?

Look at the generals eyes and tell me thats not some sith action.... Its Maul, thats why he has a jones for killing Jedi.

Search your feelings; you know it to be true!

yes indeedy

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/5232/sucks9.gif

JP, what do they think about their teacher being an SW fan?

VPL still smarting from being made my assbitch 2 weeks ago.

That gives me a warm glow.

Pretty much that Im a geek hun.

Well, arent ya? lol

And then some I'd imagine.

But that's OK!

Are you hot JP?

already a thread on that somewhere

and one about me doing or being several other things

wellllllll..... are you? are you as hot as that sig as yours?

I could tell you but then Id have to kill you.

yeah because you know exactly where i live. but do you look good?

How would I know where you live

wait did you pm me earlier?

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

her looks.

Zero get your ass back in here and put your thread back on track!

Back Off A$$Hole

Thats your line? Thats how you hit on women? "Are you hot?"

I imagine its something of a triumph for you if you manage to type it without drooling on yourself. Hush now, you shame the entire male race.



Lets get back on the topic of the thread which was, if Im not mistaken: Zero - some kinda crazy psychic genius - or mentally deficient poop-hole?

Discuss.

That probably AINT drool.

OMGZ someone agrees with me, I knew all along that Darth Maul would come back!

First off, i dont want to pick up JP i was just wondering second, i'm not some freak that drools like you. But I think the Jedi or Sidious might know that if GG was maul by maybe a slight strength in the force or something along that line.

*writes down her vote*

Kozzzzzzzzzz

Well if General Grievous is in fact Darth Maul , then
the actor Ray Park could do the voice.

Well maybe maul would end up like vader and need a voice box type thing which would mean he would need a different voice.

Ray Park didnt do Mauls voice...

Yet again, what the hell does that have to do with anything? Its tacky & creepy, so just apologize & be on your merry friggin way, will ya....

apologize for what? AND STOP GETTING OFF SUBJECT, NO OFFENSE

yeah dildofett STOP GETTING OFF SUBJECT, NO OFFENSE

"yeah dildofett"


LOL

bad form Z-man nono

and someguy I highly suggest you quit while you can

Whoops, yeah your right Mr.Zero. An actor called
Peter Serafinowicz did the voice. Well he would
be great for the voice of Greivous.

Hey Z & Someguy,
Bite me..
Thats way too clever changing my name. Did you have to go to college for that, or did some 9 year old come up with it?

There is no damn subject since this thread is crap meant to get a rise out of idiots and nothing more.

BTW Z, want me to play your little game & go behind your back & have someone else settle my complaints, or are you man enough to take it full on?

Lets not argue or point fingers. Lets just talk about Star Wars Episode III Revenge Of The Sith.

what the hell are you talking about? I mean I understand all the words you used, just not in the order you placed them....

Oh thats most gracious SomeGuy after a sexually offensive comment like that....

What comment?

Mark my block caps - HE WILL BE THE VOICE OF GREVIOUS!!!!!

Have you seen Sean of the Dead? He is in that as Sean dead zombie roommate in the shower.

Peter Serafinowicz I mean, not Greivous.

NO! LETS DO ALL 3!!!

THAT COMMENT!!!!

I didnt call you that all i did was laugh at that name created by Mr. Zero.

Im with you dildo, there's no excuse for that kind of offensive behavior. Seriously Someguy, if your going to be so immature then take it to the harry potter forums.

F*ck you Zero

If thats the best you got, I'm sorely disappointed, i heard you had a rep for being witty, Apparently not.

OOops. Typo. Sorry bilbo - my bad. You were defending Jp against unwanted attentions and its to be commended.

I love you. Come and have a cuddle.

LOL

Not in here or a GFFA.....

you'll have to spell that one out for me.... GFFA? Im guessing one of the words is F*UK?

So if your right Mr.Zero that Grievous is in fact Darth
Maul, then at one point Grievous would have to remove
his mask and show his face. It would be kind of a let down
if Grievous just said "guess who Obi Wan, I'm Maul"

Your so lucky bilbofett. I'm 5th in Command of the Rebel Alliance.

If you want me to tell you how they work it out, I will. But its a HUGE spoiler...

Do you need it spelled out for you ya dums@ss?

I was perfectly clear you illiterate idiot.

Here you go: SHALL I PM A MOD LIKE YOU DID TO TELL ON ME?

tattletale f#ck

Not in a million years a$$hole.

dream on.....you'll never even see the alliance

do you think i could be called bobbabaggins?

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Such a temper on one so young.

Nope, not a chance...

omg, is that even real?

Yeah go ahead

what is it? like some star wars cult?

Guess you'll just never know after your behavior tonight

Ok. I'll bite - whats this "alliance" deal - some sort of secret KMC club? Do you have secret passwords and decoder rings and shit?

Ok give me a while to make something up.

I mean "to contact my source."

doh No we made it up....

do you get these decoder rings out of cereal boxes?

er no.......not KMC.......no passwords, no decoder rings, just a little place to escape.

Dipshit: make up your own offensive jokes in your own poinless thread.

What do you guys do? Do you discuss tactics against the evil sith lords that will attack earth?

My God you are witty!!! Why on earth are you not on SNL?

They only offered me 900,000 dollars a show.

AH! The sig pics... its like my stupidity mist suddenly clearing.

Tonight Im going to find that pic of me waving my lightsaber and post it in the star wars forums tomorrow. that'll get me some respect!

you actually HAVE one of those?

actually The Alliance serves it purpose to those that frequent it.

Without your Alliance, we'd all be lost.

Good Lord man, do you EVER STFU?

Do you ever get tired of being 4th in command and not 3rd?

DO you ever get tired of being so mentally obtuse?

I dont see why you are getting so mad JP, your the LEADER.

what does it matter to you anyway?

Dont worry Silver Stardust, you wont be replaced.

If you dont stop spamming up my thread Im going to come to your house and shit in your shoes.

Ignorance is pure bliss, is it not my idiotic wannabe?

Better fourth than not wanted at all

You dont?

I wouldnt want to be in your little cult at all. And i understand why you are mad bilbofett, i would be too if the stuck me at 4th in command.

I was thinking Mr.Zero that in the scene that Obi Wan
supposedly shoots Grievous with a blaster gun, do
you think that Lucas might mirror that scene
in Raiders of the Lost Ark when Indy shoots that
scimitar wielding assassin. Grievous would ignite
all four light sabers one at a time and then Obi Wan
would shoot him with his blaster.

Seriously...STFU!!!! You have NO idea what the hell you're talking about. So STOP.

should I?


BTW VAn thumbsup on staying on topic hysterical

Your right silver stardust, i dont understand the rebel alliance cult. thats why i stick to having a normal life and friends.

You BIG CHEAT!!!!

In other words: Im jealous as all get out that you people wouldnt allow me into the Alliance if I paid you to.

Well then, all is right with the world...

4th is quite the honor, tell me does anyone trust YOU enough to be in command at all? Or are you still not allowed to run with scissors?

when did i ever even hint to the idea of being jelous about something so geeky as a star wars cult?

they GIVE him scissors?

sweetie you are posting in a SW forum and you HAVE a SW sig. Go take a valium.

what the hell are you guys even in command of?

A normal life & friends?
I SOOOOOOOO seriously doubt that!!!

none of your bloody business.

And you know, SomeGuy, it's people like you who make it so I rarely ever venture in the SW sections here...

wait your normal

when did this happen

why bilbofett? because you are so pissed off that i dont want to be in your cult and act like star wars is real?

oh stop trying to hide it your dying for them to let you in

It's not a bloody cult! Just get over it! Good God, do you NOT know when to just stop?!

i wouldnt be talking about rarely venturing in here silver stardust. you have made 7563 replies.

the star wars forum you dumb ass

...duh, there are other sections to KMC than just the SW ones...genius...

but to even spend that much time discussing movies is way too much.

Shh Star it is TOO a cult and we have sekrit rituals n stuff

then what are you doing here

shut up, JP, you're giving us away...

Pissed off? Oh, my dear, you mistake me. I'm LMAO at you as we speak.

When I'm pissed you'll know it...

And SW IS real, and so is Santa, and the Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy....

sorry guys but i got to be up in less than 5 hours to i'm going to bed.

Well , made anything up yet?

shut UP jp??


OK no death star flying time for you this week Star! nono

jp isnt the IQ requirement to join anyways

Okay. Number one, I've been here a year, and 7500-odd posts in a just over a year isn't much compared to many members. Number two, I don't go in the movie sections much since the Matrix section died down; I mostly post in the GDF, OTF, and RPG forums. So get a clue before you start spouting shit.

couple of pages back Van........keep up would ya.

Awww, no fair!!!

Can I at least take out the Star Destroyer?

depends

Heh...

Okay...so...um...can we maybe get this thread closed?

Yes, close it someone must.

Our work here is done.

star ill lone you my x wing

My gleaming jewel of a thread? Closed. Say its not so, my heart will break.

Yes, lets close it before SOmeGuy makes a fool of himself some more. We must protect the less intelligent, even from themselves if need be....

Oh! Ush moderates this backwater doesnt he. ****it, this will be shut down like a rabid dog 5 seconds after he sees my name. Weep.

With a stern word of how to behave to all of us Im sure.

And I wouldnt exactly call this thread a jewel...........more like a nugget.........a brown one.

Sorry Z man, couldn't be helped.... SomeGuy was begging for it. And thanks for backing off the name thing....

Oh! Ush moderates this backwater doesnt he. ****it, this will be shut down like a rabid dog 5 seconds after he sees my name. Weep.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahah
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Thats ok. Finer threads than this have died.

Ya know Z, if either of us got off our respective high horses I'm betting we'd get along quite nicely...Truce?

come to think of it didnt the last thread you made in here crash and burn a fiery death as well? Damn Z-man I think you are onto something.

And now that I look back over this thread, I ask myself...why in hell did I get involved?

I'm going to bed, I think...it being too late screwed with my ability to think straight.

BEHOLD sad geeks! Do not be afraid, I am one of you!!!!!

I am not on a high horse, I am not here to steal your lunch money - I'm just a sexy version of the Star Wars kid.

http://www.less-than-zero.co.uk/sabertext.jpg

NO

Not if you can't spell it properly it would be 'bobabaggins,' and has been claimed.

you would shoot man's best friend, wouldn't you??

When I saw that Zero's thread had reached 8 pages I knew that something had gone terribly awry.

At least some things have been sorted out.