Bond Villain

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Darth_Nefarus
Okay, hypothetically, if we had a dynamite Bond script, and you know, someone willing to play Bond, would Sean Connery not make one of the greatest Bond villains ever?

Clovie
Actually this idea is interesting..not very probable to happen, but i would like to see this happening dev

yerssot
that would be one heck of an old villain... and carver was already not capable of physical combat messed

Clovie
but no one says they would have fight phisically.
it is possible that they wouldn't meet in person, you know sean would some kind of evil brain stick out tongue

yerssot
but these days people expect the enemy to deliver one big fight with the hero... the days of SPECTRE are over

Clovie
but one big fight is so shallow nahuh
and spectre was fun dev

yerssot
it's how it is these days messed

but can't use it anymore

Clovie
but i don't have to like it, right? erm

copyright? huh

yerssot
nope messed

yup sad

Clovie
tx for permission stick out tongue

so they could make a new version of it.. confused with different name, and it would be said between the lines that it is the breed (?) of original spectre eek!

yerssot
you're welcome big grin

but that is sue-able too messed

Clovie
where? wink


really? sad that sux sad

yerssot
it's a saying messed

so they can't do it anymore

Clovie
i know stick out tongue it was my poor attempt to make a joke cry


but they can make a brand new organisation of evil?

Darth_Nefarus
Well, Connery could always have an enforcer villain. The guy who does the fighting for him, sorta like Oddjob for Goldfinger.

yerssot
yeah, but last that happen, you had Stamper (and to a lesser extend Kaufman) in TND, and most said the villain lacked being scared cause he was a tiny little man messed

Kaleanae
He would make a good villain eek!

yerssot
who will be his evil sidekick?

Kaleanae
Moore? eek!

The reunion of the Bonds stick out tongue

yerssot
perhaps better Moore's son then stick out tongue

Kaleanae
stick out tongue
What is his name?
I have never seen him.. I think

yerssot
I can't find the name sad

Kaleanae
Geoffrey Roger?
and now I saw his picture

yerssot
that could be smile
where did you got it from?

Kaleanae
I used google... ok I put Roger Moore's son and there were news that said, Geoffrey Roger talks about Collin Farrel ...

yerssot
wow, ... it didn't work on me messed

great job happy

Kaleanae
I think is the third one... the third line says, Farrel. Too Short. To Play Bond messed messed

(He really is too short to play Bond)
But Farrell could make a good villain, together with Moore, don't you think?

yerssot
I think he's not suitable to be suave messed

Clovie
farrell would be bond stick out tongue sooner than villain messed

and how about pierce's son? shifty

yerssot
he's too rough for bond messed

he has a son? can't be end 40's though messed

Clovie
true, so he won't be one happy


he has yes hmm... pierce being about 50.. so his son is about 30 erm

yerssot
and I can be one happy

that's too young stick out tongue

Clovie
sure happy


and you're not too young, mister? stick out tongue

yerssot
Ot...Yerss Ot... chocolate milk... wipped, not creamed big grin

I look mature and old wink

Clovie
omg laughing out loud *wips milk* here ya go, mister wink


*looks at pic* *chokes* yes you do wink

yerssot
with plenty of milk, if you can spare it eek!

*straightens tie* always a pleasure

Clovie
sure *adds extra milk* wink

i need to see a pic of you in suit shifty

yerssot
charming, to the last eek!

I'll send the suit eek!

Clovie
who?


and what about the rest? sad

yerssot
you eek!

the tie too?

Clovie
moi? why, thank you embarrasment


and you inside it eek!

yerssot
sure eek!

but I can't if I send it eek!

Clovie
embarrasmentembarrasmentembarrasment bag


so come with it happy

yerssot
I can't, I gotta shoot the bond movie eek!

Clovie
and they can't shoot it here? stick out tongue

yerssot
no big grin

Clovie
why not? cry is it not good enough? cry

yerssot
ask the producer...and who plays the bond villain?

Clovie
they were shooting one in bratislava, so why not here? cry

bush eek!

yerssot
cause perhaps you don't have the right monuments messed

*is already scared* sad

Clovie
we have monumets cry

and blair? blink

yerssot
but perhaps not good enough? :s

he's funny big grin

Clovie
schmoll it's russians fault.


and has big ears blink

yerssot
blow them up eek!

that's what I ment wink

Clovie
i wish i could dev


oh embarrasment

yerssot
*gives C4*

and his teeth big grin

Clovie
what's that?


yes

yerssot
dynamite

Clovie
syntex? eek!

yerssot
what?

Clovie
that kind of explosive... it looks like plastic confused

yerssot
semtec?

Clovie
if it is the one made/invented in czechen, then yes

yerssot
I dunno blink

Clovie
i'll check it confused

yerssot
and in the mean time we can talk about villains again eek!

Clovie
good idea, since i can't get the name of that thingie anyway embarrasment

so... the nex villain.. will be.. *thinks* confused

yerssot
that guy that played Hellboy has the perfect villain face

Clovie
i haven't seen hellboy sad who was that?

yerssot
I don't know cry

Clovie
don't cry cry

yerssot
I just did

Clovie
may i do anything to make you stop? cry

yerssot
sure, putting a sock in my eyes? stick out tongue

Clovie
a clean one? or used? stick out tongue

yerssot
clean please messed

Clovie
i thought it would be your choice confused

yerssot
a clean one? yeah!

Clovie
*gives a sock* wink

yerssot
*throws ir away*no expression

Clovie
*gives stocking* no expression

yerssot
...doesn't follow

Clovie
stocking ..the loong sock.. and btw it is were you're getting presents on amercian movies erm

yerssot
uhhuh.... and who will be the bond villain exactly?

Clovie
santa eek!

bag david hasselhof. blink

yerssot
he did butcher some eyes yes wink

Clovie
laughing out loud
coz maybe they'd kill me him at last stick out tongue

yerssot
David won't return ... wink

Clovie
that's the plan dev

yerssot
murderer

Clovie
who? me? cry

yerssot
if I say yes, is that bad sad

Clovie
it is very sad cry

yerssot
then ... no

Clovie
wuvly happy hug

yerssot
so david as new villain?

Clovie
and he dies

yerssot
preferably

Clovie
yes very good

yerssot
just like hugh grant eek!

Clovie
what about him? What the f**k?

yerssot
that he should die happy

Clovie
i wouldn't agree stick out tongue

yerssot
but I would happy

Clovie
but i not happy

yerssot
I'll go ahead happy

Evy_O
aren't stockings that kinky underwear stick out tongue

yerssot
did you hear me complaining?

Evy_O
I didn't hear you, period big grin

yerssot
good point... I'll open my mouth next time stick out tongue

Clovie
complaining about what? huh

there is no hurry happy

could be winkiss

yerssot
about stockings big grin

but I'm a fast boy

Clovie
what is to complain about them? huh

sometimes fast is not good sad

yerssot
not me big grin

damn straight

Clovie
wuvly happy

so you'll walk slowlier big grin

yerssot
like the next bond villain? eek!

Clovie
yes, he'll have leg in a plaster eek!

yerssot
why that? eek!

Clovie
to walk slower. smart

yerssot
then bond will get him too fast sad

Clovie
but bond will not know where to look for him wink

yerssot
in the hospital?

Clovie
in secret sanatory eek!

yerssot
he will get involved in an easy escapable death?

Clovie
no. he will be well hiden

yerssot
bond? blink

Clovie
no, that villain with broken leg

yerssot
does he need a wheelchair?

Clovie
no, just a stick

yerssot
but with a wheelchair it would make a reference to FYEO

Clovie
and this kind of reference is allowed by that copyrights? What the f**k?

yerssot
a bald one in a wheelchair is allowed, naming him Blofeld or making a reference to SPECTRE isn't

Clovie
and he can have a white fat kitty?

yerssot
I'm not sure, I thought he had that in FYEO, but that would be weird messed

Clovie
why?

yerssot
cause then that guy can sue again

Clovie
coz of a cat?

yerssot
cause of a bald guy in a wheelchair that has a cat

Clovie
even without using any names?

yerssot
well, they didn't use a name in FYEO, so they might be save then

Clovie
so there will be a bald guy with cat. who's name won't be blotfeld.

yerssot
oh, he can be named Blotfeld, just not Blofeld stick out tongue

Clovie
*feels stupid* bag

yerssot
I was just nitpicking

Clovie
i noticed bag

yerssot
so the villain huh eek!

Clovie
the villain will be also nitpicking? huh

yerssot
to give punchlines wink

Clovie
what punchlines? and what are they anyway? embarrasment

The Redeemer
If not Bond, which would make a pretty interesting script, then he should be given first choice to play THE BOND VILLAIN in the next film... smokin'

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