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Okay, hypothetically, if we had a dynamite Bond script, and you know, someone willing to play Bond, would Sean Connery not make one of the greatest Bond villains ever?

Actually this idea is interesting..not very probable to happen, but i would like to see this happening dev

that would be one heck of an old villain... and carver was already not capable of physical combat

but no one says they would have fight phisically.
it is possible that they wouldn't meet in person, you know sean would some kind of evil brain

but these days people expect the enemy to deliver one big fight with the hero... the days of SPECTRE are over

but one big fight is so shallow nahuh
and spectre was fun dev

it's how it is these days

but can't use it anymore

but i don't have to like it, right?

copyright?

nope

yup

tx for permission

so they could make a new version of it.. with different name, and it would be said between the lines that it is the breed (?) of original spectre

you're welcome

but that is sue-able too

where?


really? that sux

it's a saying

so they can't do it anymore

i know it was my poor attempt to make a joke cry


but they can make a brand new organisation of evil?

Well, Connery could always have an enforcer villain. The guy who does the fighting for him, sorta like Oddjob for Goldfinger.

yeah, but last that happen, you had Stamper (and to a lesser extend Kaufman) in TND, and most said the villain lacked being scared cause he was a tiny little man

He would make a good villain

who will be his evil sidekick?

Moore?

The reunion of the Bonds

perhaps better Moore's son then

What is his name?
I have never seen him.. I think

I can't find the name

Geoffrey Roger?
and now I saw his picture

that could be
where did you got it from?

I used google... ok I put Roger Moore's son and there were news that said, Geoffrey Roger talks about Collin Farrel ...

wow, ... it didn't work on me

great job

I think is the third one... the third line says, Farrel. Too Short. To Play Bond

(He really is too short to play Bond)
But Farrell could make a good villain, together with Moore, don't you think?

I think he's not suitable to be suave

farrell would be bond sooner than villain

and how about pierce's son?

he's too rough for bond

he has a son? can't be end 40's though

true, so he won't be one


he has hmm... pierce being about 50.. so his son is about 30

and I can be one

that's too young

sure


and you're not too young, mister?

Ot...Yerss Ot... chocolate milk... wipped, not creamed

I look mature and old

omg *wips milk* here ya go, mister


*looks at pic* *chokes* yes you do

with plenty of milk, if you can spare it

*straightens tie* always a pleasure

sure *adds extra milk*

i need to see a pic of you in suit

charming, to the last

I'll send the suit

who?


and what about the rest?

you

the tie too?

moi? why, thank you


and you inside it

sure

but I can't if I send it

bag


so come with it

I can't, I gotta shoot the bond movie

and they can't shoot it here?

no

why not? cry is it not good enough? cry

ask the producer...and who plays the bond villain?

they were shooting one in bratislava, so why not here? cry

bush

cause perhaps you don't have the right monuments

*is already scared*

we have monumets cry

and blair?

but perhaps not good enough? :s

he's funny

schmoll it's russians fault.


and has big ears

blow them up

that's what I ment

i wish i could dev


oh

*gives C4*

and his teeth

what's that?

dynamite

syntex?

what?

that kind of explosive... it looks like plastic

semtec?

if it is the one made/invented in czechen, then yes

I dunno

i'll check it

and in the mean time we can talk about villains again

good idea, since i can't get the name of that thingie anyway

so... the nex villain.. will be.. *thinks*

that guy that played Hellboy has the perfect villain face

i haven't seen hellboy who was that?

I don't know cry

don't cry cry

I just did

may i do anything to make you stop? cry

sure, putting a sock in my eyes?

a clean one? or used?

clean please

i thought it would be your choice

a clean one? yeah!

*gives a sock*

*throws ir away*

*gives stocking*

...doesn't follow

stocking ..the loong sock.. and btw it is were you're getting presents on amercian movies

uhhuh.... and who will be the bond villain exactly?

santa

bag david hasselhof.

he did butcher some eyes yes

coz maybe they'd kill me him at last

David won't return ...

that's the plan dev

murderer

who? me? cry

if I say yes, is that bad

it is very sad cry

then ... no

wuvly hug

so david as new villain?

and he dies

preferably

very good

just like hugh grant

what about him?

that he should die

i wouldn't agree

but I would

but i not

I'll go ahead

aren't stockings that kinky underwear

did you hear me complaining?

I didn't hear you, period

good point... I'll open my mouth next time

complaining about what?

there is no hurry

could be winkiss

about stockings

but I'm a fast boy

what is to complain about them?

sometimes fast is not good

not me

damn straight

wuvly

so you'll walk slowlier

like the next bond villain?

yes, he'll have leg in a plaster

why that?

to walk slower.

then bond will get him too fast

but bond will not know where to look for him

in the hospital?

in secret sanatory

he will get involved in an easy escapable death?

no. he will be well hiden

bond?

no, that villain with broken leg

does he need a wheelchair?

no, just a stick

but with a wheelchair it would make a reference to FYEO

and this kind of reference is allowed by that copyrights?

a bald one in a wheelchair is allowed, naming him Blofeld or making a reference to SPECTRE isn't

and he can have a white fat kitty?

I'm not sure, I thought he had that in FYEO, but that would be weird

why?

cause then that guy can sue again

coz of a cat?

cause of a bald guy in a wheelchair that has a cat

even without using any names?

well, they didn't use a name in FYEO, so they might be save then

so there will be a bald guy with cat. who's name won't be blotfeld.

oh, he can be named Blotfeld, just not Blofeld

*feels stupid* bag

I was just nitpicking

i noticed bag

so the villain huh

the villain will be also nitpicking?

to give punchlines

what punchlines? and what are they anyway?

If not Bond, which would make a pretty interesting script, then he should be given first choice to play THE BOND VILLAIN in the next film...