who would win in a sword fight?

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emmawatsonsbf
Who do you think would wi in a sword fight, William or Jack Sparrow, they are both very good.
William pactices three hours a day with his own swords. "i pactice three hours a day so when i see a pirate i can kill it".
Jack however, is good at the moves, knows all the names, yet when he starts losing he draws out his pistol.
Jack draws his pistol.
Will says" you can't do that, thats cheating"
Jack says"pirate" in a type of duuuhh voice.
So this is it boys, girls, gentlemen and ladies, your chance to express your opinion. who would win William or Jack Sparrow

bordom
I think Jack... I mean he IS a pirate and lives the pirate lifestyle so he gets my vote

Unholy_Cheese
The donkey

bordom
DONKEY WAS NOT AN OPTION incase you can't read!!

Unholy_Cheese
The donkey was there, was it not?

bordom
WILLIAM TURNER or JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!

Unholy_Cheese
....the donkey

bordom
whatevs

Unholy_Cheese
...hail to the donkey, the donkey is pleased when granted with gifts

bordom
your weird and you can go "hail" to your donkey that you love

Unholy_Cheese
I will...

KillTheLight
your both wrong it's the parrot that would win.

Frek'n'Zmb
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA



*is litrally laughing* hysterical2

Unholy_Cheese
Yeah see! you think the donkey too right? it would beat them both left handed!

Frek'n'Zmb
....yeah..... blink ....*agrees anyway* wacko

bordom
man you need therapy Mr. cheese

Frek'n'Zmb
*AGREEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS MAJERLY (sp) AGREES*

bordom
THANK YOU!!!!

Frek'n'Zmb
laughing ......tiz tru yes
he NEEDS help

bordom
I think he just wants ATTENTION from ppl laughing

Frek'n'Zmb
LOL....yup.... *agrees again*

bordom
wow ppl agree with me

*SPAM*
Its true....

He....*cough*..She (I had to correct my self)

Has a sh!t load of bolts loss.

bordom
thank you for your opinion
I feel the EXACT same way

*SPAM*
HEHEHEHE.....

thats wat i was bout to sayyes

bordom
wow crazy

*SPAM*
VERY

Frek'n'Zmb
crazy goofy

bordom
so who is this cheese man anyway? do u know anything bout him?

*SPAM*
lol

Frek'n'Zmb
yeah...i'm talking 2 him on MSN goofy

*SPAM*
Yes Yes i do me freinds cousen...

*SPAM*
U R

bordom
ok then is he as strange as i think?

*SPAM*
no

bordom
well that's good

Unholy_Cheese
[email protected]! Ill own u in unreal tournement u n00b!

Frek'n'Zmb
yes he is....HE'S THE STRANGEST PERSON EVER!!!!...

bordom
u think u can own me wen i don't play UT

Frek'n'Zmb
oooookkkkk.....wat movie is that off? laughing

bordom
it's a comp or ps2 game

Frek'n'Zmb
wat wat wat wta>???

bordom
a computer or playstation2 game with killing ppl

Frek'n'Zmb
wat is??...WHERE???

Unholy_Cheese
I prefer the word "PC"

bordom
whatever mr cheese/gamer where are u from eh?

Frek'n'Zmb
tim-butt-too yes

bordom
hahaha that's a good one laughing

Frek'n'Zmb
goofy
HHHHHHYYYYYYYPPPPPOOOOOOOO hyper sugar

Unholy_Cheese
umm..that place..you know...umm..it has that smudge under it..and has a bite in it.....you know it!!....whats it called?..the kangaroo and everything?

bordom
ya u sound like it

Frek'n'Zmb
I KNOW THAT PLACE!!!! eek! ....its like.....under that log in the sky?!?!?!??!.....and has green tomato's wiv APPLE SAUCE!?!?!?!??!
yeah!!!!.......thats an awsome place laughing hyper

*SPAM*
it is......BBQ SAUCE

Frek'n'Zmb
ur wrong stick out tongue

*SPAM*
No im RONG

Unholy_Cheese
.....................what?

bordom
ok you're from Australia (cheeseman)

*SPAM*
yes yes he is N.S.W.....his name is Michael....

Unholy_Cheese
no2

bordom
ok then... I will call you cheeseman or Mr. cheese or formage laughing

Unholy_Cheese
Mr Cheese! eek!

*COTTON MOUTH*
ok [email protected] face how r ya

Unholy_Cheese
Spleh?

*COTTON MOUTH*
d,jfg sdhgsj nsk sd,mgsd gag mng rkajgn jsdnadkjg adr

UgRgGgYgsdlksdkgsd;lhfsdghsdpfgsdfksdosbggggggsshh
sdhb

WTF

Unholy_Cheese
...backing away now

bordom
ok then Formage

Unholy_Cheese
sad

*COTTON MOUTH*
nugget

Unholy_Cheese
Peanut

bordom
FROMAGE!!! laughing

~Freak-N-Bunny~
OH...Goh...Ur back Monk...WTF?

*COTTON MOUTH*
dont no its really geting weird...

Frek'n'Zmb
espeacily when u have a friggen CLOWN looking at ya everywhere u look shock

*COTTON MOUTH*
shocking

Frek'n'Zmb
faintthud

bordom
WTF?? who is the clown?

Unholy_Cheese
YEah thats what i was thinkin

*COTTON MOUTH*
Its the clown if saw on FNB ZiGgY

*COTTON MOUTH*
the if is surpose to b on

bordom
ok cool...

*COTTON MOUTH*
Its freaky sh!t

bordom
what id freaky sh!t?

*COTTON MOUTH*
FNB siggy

bordom
Who's FNB??

*COTTON MOUTH*
~Freak-N-Bunny~

bordom
ok ya thought so

*COTTON MOUTH*
yes

bordom
yes

*COTTON MOUTH*
meh

bordom
whatevs

*COTTON MOUTH*
meh

bordom
omg stop that!!!! lol mad

*COTTON MOUTH*
MEH

bordom
MEH!!!! to you too...

*COTTON MOUTH*
MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH
MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH
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MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH

bordom
uhhgggg

*COTTON MOUTH*
this is geting old now..

bordom
ya I know I said that a loooong time ago lol

*COTTON MOUTH*
*sniff* dam cold *sigh*

bordom
awwww hehe

*COTTON MOUTH*
sick

bordom
ok then

Frek'n'Zmb
wtf

bordom
I'm lost too

Frek'n'Zmb
YAY!!!....glad i'm not the only 1...

*COTTON MOUTH*
Im lost 2

bordom
ya I know

*COTTON MOUTH*
u do...?

bordom
ya I know your head is lost lol laughing

MornGlory
http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mc101.gif

bordom
ya to you too big grin

Frek'n'Zmb
hope u dont mind me using that in my ziggie laughing
*goes 2 put it in zig*

*COTTON MOUTH*
he/she wont

Unholy_Cheese
He/she?

*COTTON MOUTH*
i dont no if boy or girl

KillTheLight
*news flash*
If you check peoples profiles it will tell you what gender they are eek!

Frek'n'Zmb
laughing ...yeah.....but sometimes it says "unspecified".....

KillTheLight
Yeah well thats cause them ppl are robots.robot

Assassin Q
Hmmm..William probably has the physical skill but Jack certainly has the mental.

But , actually , I probably kicks both their asses in swordfigthing.

Frek'n'Zmb
shocking *hides behind KTL*......was.....was that.....THE TOPIC? eer

Assassin Q
Maybe if you would read the first post maybe you would know.

Frek'n'Zmb
i know.....i was here wen this thread started erm laughing

Assassin Q
I just read my post. Sorry if I sounded like a smart ass XD. Who do you think would win though?

Frek'n'Zmb
...Jack drool drooly

Assassin Q
Honestly? I think Will has the skills to beat Jack but Jack's to charming and would probably talk is way out of dying.

Frek'n'Zmb
yes laughing
yup...that sounds about right laughing out loud

bordom
ha ya I know big grin

Unholy_Cheese
......the donkey

bordom
don't start with thay DONKEY thing again... mad

Unholy_Cheese
Why? the donkey would win...

bordom
nope...JACK

Frek'n'Zmb
...nope....Cotton's Parrot yes

~Freak-N-Bunny~
Na-Ah......The green banana bangreen <look at it go eek!

bordom
ha ya laughing

KillTheLight
bunny this Bunny's got more of a chance of winning then that diseased banana

bordom
ya go bunny

Frek'n'Zmb
horse

~Freak-N-Bunny~
BUNNY BUNNY GO BUNNY

Green Banana: mad

Ah-Hem...Go Banana *cough*

bordom
ya ok then goooo banana big grin

Frek'n'Zmb
wat about the blue 1? banblue

bordom
oh ya, blue RULES!!! smile

Frek'n'Zmb
YAY!!!! banblue banblue

bordom
lol... but Jack would kick the blue banana's butt!!! lol laughing

Frek'n'Zmb
HELL YEAH drooly

bordom
*joins with FNZ and starts drooling* laughing

Unholy_Cheese
Blue sucks, red rules

bordom
suuure

Frek'n'Zmb
wat was that MG???

bordom
haha

Frek'n'Zmb
SHIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!!!
i stuffed that up big time laughing it was MEANT 2 b

wat was that MG??? doh

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