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Post your favourite Simpsons quotes here. Can someone sticky this? Here are some of mine:

Bart: Now is the winter of our discontent.
Ralph: Oh no, run!

Lisa: Are there any questions?
Chalmers: I have a question: you're crazy!

Homer: I'm not normally a preying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!

Ralph: I bent my wookie.

Here is my favorite line from the simspons!

"Oh homer you forgot to pay for your beer!"Moe
"Can't someone else do it?"Homer
(Moe laughs and then takes out a gun and points it at homer!
"Secerty now!"JM

Marge: Homer, there's someone who can help you!
Homer: Is it Batman?!?!
Marge:No. He's a scientist
Homer:Batman's a scientist
Marge:No it's not Batman!

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Milhouse: Hey Bart, Lisa is hanging out with some school kids. And she looks like Blossom!

There are so many priceless quotes by them all! Lol, i love that superman one...
"If somethings hard to do, then its not worth doing" - gotta love that
&
"Im a man of few words....any questions"

Ralph: Hi Principal Skinner. Hi Supernintendo Chalmers.

DOH!!!!!!!

That's a poor attempt for a quote.

Brockman: As expected, New Springfield's bold experiment with slob rule is a disaster.
Homer: Hey! The TV man is talking about us.
Brockman: A study shows their crumbling economy is due to their lazy attitude and shoddy work.
Homer: How the hell did they find that out?
Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use lowbrow expressions like, "Oh, yeah?" and "Come here a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart, come here a minute.
Bart: You come here a minute.
Homer: Oh yeah?

lol but it is the most memorable

supernintendo chalmers
gotta love ralph

Anyways one of mine..

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."


Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

*Homer praying while getting chased by a warewolf*: Dear God, if you love me, you wont let me die!
*Gas quickly runs out*
Homer: Doh!!

Homer: Is there no place for a man with a hundred and five IQ?

D'Oh!

Icaramba!

lol supernintendo chalmers

Homer: Milton, get out
Milhouse:But it's milHOUSE
Homer: Yeah, and your father's no house

not really a quote, but the one where Lisa turns buddist, she's sitting with her bodi tree, and homer comes out with the barking angel and homer starts dancing to it AHAHA

Homer (stoned) Marge! I just realized I am the 'OW' in the word 'NOW'.. and if you tell anyone!

usually anything homer or ralph says

D'oh!

"save me jebus!!!!!!!!!!!"


"hold still while i gas you"


"my cats breath smells like cat food"

"You're not telling nobody nothing"

i'm a rage a holic.. i just can't life without rage-a-hol!! -homer

"...and a robber came in the middle of the night and wet my bed then folded it back up into the couch and mysteriously disappeared into the night"
Milhouse

Homer: Barney's film had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

Homer: i dont believe it, ive finally found a job where i wasnt lazy stupid or corrupt. AND IM GOING TO GET KILLED FOR IT!

Homer: "I did it. I changed the world. Now I know exactly how God feels"

Homer: "Don't worry head. The computer will do our thinking for us now."

Mr Burns: ''I don't get it Smithers, why aren't I as popular as all these other millionaires?''

Mr Smithers: ''The people see you as somewhat of an ogre sir...''

Mr Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!''

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Sideshow Bob: ''Who is that?''

*peers across the gorge*

Sideshow Bob: ''Why, it's Bart Simpson!''

*waves and shouts*

Sideshow Bob: ''Helloooo Bart!''

*Bart throws himself into the bushes*

*Bob turns to his brother*

Sideshow Bob: ''He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times.''

Cecil: ''Ah.''

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FBI Agent: ''Ok Homer, you will now be called Mr...Thompson of Terror Lake. Lets try that out. Hello Mr Thompson.''

*Homer stares blankly*

FBI Agent: ''Remember now, your name is Mr Thompson.''

Homer: ''Ok.''

FBI Agent: ''Hello Mr Thompson''

*Homer stares blankly*

*4 hours later, the agent has slung his jacket over his chair, lit a cigarette and has grown a five o'clock shadow*

FBI Agent: ''Listen! When I press down on your foot and say hello Mr Thompson, you smile and nod.''

Homer: ''Got ya.''

*Agent stamps on Homer's foot*

FBI Agent: ''HELLO MR THOMPSON!''

*Homer stares blankly, then leans over to the guy sitting next to him*

Homer: (whispers) ''I think he's talking to you.''

*Agent buries his face in his hands*



I could go on all day

Sailor Guy: Oh my god! How did you miss that! (or something)
Seacaptain: Y'arr... Two glass eyes...

Ummmmm....that would be a line from Family Guy....thats what Stewie said NOT bart


Homer:Marge...my pockets hurt

Homer (looking on the internet) : "If there's a better use for the internet, I havn't found it.

Milhouse:Remember when santa's little helper ate my goldfish and you kept telling me I never had a goldfish, Then why did I have the bowl Bart, why did I have the bowl?

Homer: ive come to hate my own creation, now i know how god feels

My favorites!!!!

Ralph: Hahaha...dying tickles!!!

Bart: I'm displaying my rage at the machine!

Homer: *to the tune of the Flinstones theme* From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree!

Homer: I'm gonna mace you good!!!

Homer: Where's the any key?

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

In defense, Bart stated this Shakespeare quote from Richard III in the episode where they make Radioactive Man into a movie. Now back to the quotes.

Frink attempts to open the caged bully.
Random Nerd: Frink? Are you crazy? Put down that science pole!

D'oh!

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Car Salesman: Those are speedholes, they make the car go faster.
Homer: Oh yeah, speedholes!

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

Moe: A garage! Hey listen fellas, a garage! Well, ooladida Mr French Man.
Homer: Well what do you call it?
Moe: A carhole!

Homer (commenting on his "Grrl Power" Apron):
Heh Heh. Grill Power.

Homer: How about 'Screw Flanders!'
Lisa: Bon Apetite.
Homer: We make a good team, a groin grabbingly good team.

Flanders: "i've got a degree in Mixology."
Moe: Huh. College Boy

Here are my few of my favorite simspon family lines.

Homer:I have a crayon in my brain!(Points to chest)
Marge:Girls lisa he wants to kiss girls!
Bert:Eat my shorts!
Lisa:What the difference between this lamb on my plate and the lamb that kissed me?

I don't know if anyone wrote it yet, but my all time favourite quote has to be when Homer holds his barbecue! He's standing at the head of the table, giving a toast & says;

"If I could say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker!"

To which Bart starts to laugh while banging on the table with his fist.

I bent my wookie

Lisa: (after spraying a hose at bart) Ha Ha, you wet your pants
Grandpa: SHUT UP ITS A SERIOUS PROBLEM!

otto is playin guitar really loud in the simpsons garage
homer then comes down and says:

homer: can u turn that off.. i cant hear myself think
(music gets turned off)
camera goes close up to homers head and you here is thoughs which are:
homers brain: i want some peanuts
homer: thaaaats better

burns:what are you doing man? thats carl!

(Mr Burns is looking for someone to accompany him on an expedition, and is thinking about letting marge come along):

Mr Burns: Well, what do you think, Smithers??
Smithers: I think that women and seamen don't mix sir.

Homer, in the episode where he goes to space, after hearing there won't be a swimsuit competition:

You mean I shaved my bikinizone for nothing??

That is one of the best ones! Man, Milhouse is an idiot!

The simpsons just met Tony blair when tony blair pulls out his jet pack and flies away homer says 'Oh my god i cant believe we met mr bean!'

homer mmmmmmmm doooonuts

"haahaaa, stamp collection..."

Homer: Oh my God! This man is my exact double. Look! That dog has a puffy tail! Here puff! Here puff!

Flanders: OH YOU STUPID SON OF A...(town blows up)

(while reading coma sutra)
Homer:Hey! They stole our idea!

Homer: "Are you sure that this is a sci-fi convention?. It's full of nerds!"

Homer: Hello, operator, Give me the number for 911.

Homer: Don't worry head. The computer will do our thinking for us now.

Flanders: I don't know; I don't want to seem like a snitch.
Chief Wiggum: Don't worry. Your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest of confidence.

Lisa: Principle Skinner, that's just stealing.
Skinner: Welcome to Dick Cheney's America.

Beekeeper 1: Hm, it's awfully quiet around here.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, A LITTLE too quiet, if you know what I mean...
Beekeeper 1: Hm, I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: BEES usually make alot of noise... NO NOISE means... no bees...
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now.
Beekeeper 2: TO THE BEEMOBILE!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2: ...Yes.

Comic Book Guy: Mr X? Do I dare to cross the final frontier?

/\that one was good.

Homer: "i'm so dumb"

Homer: 'I'm not gay but I'll learn'

Homer: Hello Dean, you're a stupidhead.

Homer: "I'm not signing anything unless it's a contract"

D'oh

"yvan eht nioj"

Bart is teaching Lisa how to walk in high heels. He puts them on and starts to strut.
Lisa: oh Bart do you think i could win
Bart: Hell im starting to think i might win.

Homer: Please just take me, but let the boy go.
Unlicensed cab driver: He has already left.

(after leaving moes)

Cabbie:Where to fatty?
Homer: Moes Tavern

Guy commiting suicide: CANCEL FUTURAMA!!

try N saves security guard: "It looks like your son broke the 13th commandment, thou shall not steal."

My Favourite chalk board quote is:-

Pork is not a verb

(Marge is hesitent to let Bart go off and join a boy band)
Bart: "My goal in life is to become a pop star"
Homer: "And my goal in life is to get rid of Bart. Do you have to ruin everybody's dreams, woman!"

(after the kids are taken away and given to the flanders' homer resorts to spying)

homer(peering at flanders' window) - "i can see lisa, but it might be a starfish"

child care officer: "now dont you worry kids, no one will ever hurt you again once your in a fossssterr HOOOooomee!"

(the car goes a foot past their house to pull into flanders drive way)

Flanders: hidely ho, welcome to your new home neglecterinos.

(homer acts likes hes gonna throw the hoola hoop over the fire place and they fool the carnies and run inside)

carnies: well i suppose it was our time, and now we were beaten by the best.

carnies son: but dad they out..

carnie: we were beaten by the best!

hollywood agent: " now everyone i will describe the setup, radio active man is behind tied up in a power plant canyon , and a giant wave of sulferic acid is heading his way. And the only one who could save him now is fallout boy. now this is the most expensive part of the movie and we can only afford to do it once. and this is real acid so i wanna see goggles peoples".

radio active man " real acid?"

agent: wheres fallout boy...? fall out boy!!"

radioactive man : "uh oh (hes carried by the wave of acid) my eyes!! the goggles do nothing!

agent: where in the hell is millhouse that one shot cost us a million dollars."

i love the way flanders talks..

the one where homer, apu & ned go to canada to get perscription drugs.. ned's look-a-like AHAHAHA i was on the floor when they showed ned and his canadian twin's mouth up close going 'hiddliy doodily diddly a rino' over & over again and then the canadian ned pulls out a joint: 'would you like to puff on a reefer-ino?' lol

Trying is the first step towards failurehttp://www.paulduncan.org/files/homer.jpg

Bart: I know a website that shows monkeys doing it

Homer: Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids, eat them!

Mr. Burns: that excellent was excccellent

Homer: *singing* Shaving my shoulders , I'm getting it all shaved off!

Bart: on the phone talking to moe) I'm looking for jock last name scrap.

Moe: (talking to the people in the bar) Jock scrap I'm looking for a jock scrap.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Marge:mmmmmmmmm (when she worries about something)

leprechaun: (to ralph) You know what you got to do know....... BURN THEM ALL

Homer: You talk real tough for a man without Health Insurance.
Kirk Van Houten: I'm on Federal Assistance.

Fat German Kid: (running from homer)Please dont eat me, Im full of chocolate

chocolatedroolio

Ralph: Go banana!

DONUTS!

Lisa: "Don't you remember your first day at school?"
Millhouse: "Not as long as I keep taking these" Milhouse pulls out a packet of happy pills]

Homer: "the sun!! But that's the hottest place on earth!!!"

Homer: "I've finally discovered the joy of raising children"
Lisa: "But what about us???"
Homer: "Don't worry. You'll have children of your own someday. Then you'll know my Joy"

My favourtie Simpsons quote is not really a quote, but a scene, one of the best scenes in my opinion, and it's is when Homer is paranoid he's going to die:
Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not going to die!
Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little...!
Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?
Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
Dr. Hibbert: And finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me!

Lisa: "evan eht noij? What does that mean?"
Homer: "oh, it doesnt mean anything. It's like ramalamadingdong, or give peace a chance"

Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Toot on, son, toot on!

Otto: You look awesome, Mrs. K.
Krabapple: Thank you Otto.
Otto: This bus looks awesome. My hand looks awesome!

God: my son went to earth once...I don't know what you people did to him..but he hasn't been the same since (Jesus is sitting on a swing looking sad.)

my favourite...

chief wiggum: why aren't you in school ralphy?

ralph: my teacher said she's tired of trying...

just the way he says it, so innocent and casual...

Raymond: I just came down with a case of shingles.

Homer: *laughing* really? what you got in the box?

God: your asking me to turn back time?

Homer: Superman did it!

Originally posted by Mainstream
Raymond: I just came down with a case of shingles.

Homer: *laughing* really? what you got in the box?

God: your asking me to turn back time?

Homer: Superman did it!

superman

that was the episode last night...I only caught like the last 12 minutes

Originally posted by Mainstream
that was the episode last night...I only caught like the last 12 minutes

a new one?

yeah in america that is.....I'm not really into Simpson as I used to be though.

Originally posted by Mainstream
yeah in america that is.....I'm not really into Simpson as I used to be though.

ok...

sure...

back to simpsons...

okay.

Homer: D'oh!

burns: what do you think, smithers?
smithers: i think woman and seamen dont mix, sir

Why are all your posts so filthy dude?

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.

if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!



Maybe its the beer talkin..but you've got a butt that wont quit

''Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear
Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.''

grampa-"i knew we wouldnt win"
homer-"then why didnt you tell the rest of us WHY DID YOU KEEP IT A SECRET!!!! *points to bart* if you were 17 we would have won but nooooooo you had be ten.

Homer- Hey, you!
Man- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?
Homer- You know where the lounge is?
Man - YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!
Homer- Man, why do you talk like that?
Man- I had a SIEIEEEEZURE....

Homer: This ceremony is to unite Cletus and Brandine in holy matrimony... wait are you two brther and sister?!
Brandine: We's lots of thangs.

Homer: You have to do it Barney. You have to save my kids.
Barney: I can't. My nerves are shot.

Barney: Beer.
Homer: No. I won't let you do it. You have to be sober for this.

Barney: You can't drink them all.
Homer: Oh, yeah?

Homer: I won't let you do this Barney. Not when you've come this far in...

Homer: being the greatest pal in the world. I love you. I guess it started at graduation, when I-

Barney: Homer. You brave, brave man. You took 6 silver bullets for me.
Homer: Stay away from my wife

Krusty the Clown: Hey, kids! Don't forget to watch my 29th Anniversary show! Featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel whacked out on "wowie sauce"!
Sideshow Mel: Everyone's always kissing your ass! Well, I'm not afraid to tell you, you're a


Marge: Now, I know you're all excited about meeting Aunt Selman's new boyfriend...
Patty: But before he gets here there's something you should know about him... Something DISTURBING.

Patty: You see, Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession about not dying alone. So in desperation, she joined this prison pen-pal program. Her new sweetie's a jailbird.
Bart: Cool, he can teach us how to kill a man with a lunch tray.
Marge: Now, now he's an EX-convict. He's paid his debt to society.
Patty: Then how come you're not using the good silverware?
Marge: I'm just not.

Homer: A gime?

Homer: what's a gime?
Homer: Ooooh! A *Gime*
Marge: Oh Monty! You're the devil himself

Mr. Burns: Who told yo-

Mr. Burns: oh, and I would say you are an angel, but angels don't dance that well
Homer: Take that, Lisa's beliefs!
Guard at Itchy & Scratchy Land: Hello? Itchy & Scratchy Land, open for business! Who are you to resist it, huh? Come on, my last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!
Mr. Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Mr. Burns: We know what you think.
Homer: Hmmm, Baby on Board. Baby on Board, something something Burt Ward... this thing writes itself!
Smithers: We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in!
Smithers: But sir, it's just a mod...
Mr. Burns: I said, "Hop in."
Homer: Guys, I'm sorry I got you expelled.
Nerd #1: Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We can take care of ourselves.

Snake: Uhh, wallet inspector.
Nerd #2: Okay. Here you go. I believe that's all in order.

Snake: Oh, I can't believe that worked!

Homer: Wait a minute. That's not the wallet inspector...

Lisa: Dad, I know a way to get out of this.

Lisa: Say, Dad,

Lisa: would you like to see my project for the school science fair?

Homer: No, Lisa,

Homer: but I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast.

Milhouse: I can't go to juvie, they use guys like me as currency.

Homer: Damage report, Mr. Moe.
Moe: Sonar: out. Navigation: out. Radio: out.
Homer: Enough of what's out. What's in?
Moe: Ice-blended moccha drinks and David Schwimmer.
Homer: Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.
Jimbo Jones: Hey look. Milhouse has an earring.

Bart: Hey, if you want cool, check this out.

Bart: Everybody if you can do the Bart, Man. Shake your body turn it out if you can, can. Do the Bart, Man, yeah.
Ralph: That is so 1991.

Lisa: An earring, how rebellious. In a conformist sort of way.
Homer: But Marge. You being a cop makes you the man. Which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that. Besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

Moe: Money gets you one more round, drink it down, you stupid clown. Money gets you one more round, and you're out on your ass.

Moe: OW, my back.
Lou: Gee, they look pretty mad.
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key...

Homer: Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin.

Homer: But Mr. Burns, I can't find you funny anymore.
Mr. Burns: I'll either tickle your ribs or feed them to my dogs. Now we're ordering out, so what would you like on your pizza pie..."Extra cheese?" Who do you take me for, Lorenzo de Medici?
Homer: Moe, I've got a friend named Joey... Joe Joe Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.

Barney: Wait! Joey Joe Joe!
Nelson: I feel like such a tool.

Marge: Three hundred dollars for doing nothing. I feel like such a crook.
George Bush: Don't worry, it gets easier every week.
Lisa: My family never talks about library standards. And every time I try to steer the conversation that way, they make me feel like a nerd.
Comic Book Guy: We are hardly nerds. Would a nerd wear such an irreverent sweatshirt?

Lisa: "C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN".

Lisa: Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny.
Professor Frink: Yes, we call that the "Dennis Miller Ratio."
Barney: Bye Superman.
Lisa: Dad, do you think we'll ever see Sherry Bobbins again?
Homer: I'm sure we will, honey.

Homer: I'm sure we will.
Bart: Join us tomorrow and everyday until the curfew is lifted as we'll be revealing embarrassing secrets about Springfield's other adults.
Homer: Well, at least they've already done me.
Bart: And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson.
Homer: D'oh!
Mr. Burns: Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.

Lisa: You saved us, dad. You did it.
Homer: I could do a lot more things if I had some money.
Lisa: Wha?...
Lisa: Poor little Maggie... How many mental competency hearings have you been to, in your short life?

Marge: Who cut my brakes?
Homer: Oh, yeah. When I was fixing your car, I kinda spilled all your brake liquid. I didn't want to tell you, 'cause I thought you'd get mad.
Belle: Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants.
Homer: Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away.
Homer: This is Homer Simpson, aka Happy Dude. The court is making me call everybody back and apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in
your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.
Homer: Oh yeah, Marge? I made a dollar.
Marge: While you were out making that dollar, you lost forty. And the plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO! Four day weekend.
Homer: Badger my ass, its probably just Milhouse.

Homer: Why, you little...!

Marge: Why, you big...!

Homer: Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog. So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow yourselves up. But you can't depend on me all your life. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us, and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe. The only reason I'm telling you is, I'm going to be leaving you... But don't worry, I've just been appointed the new Safety Inspector at this very plant, and a big fat raise!
Scratchy: Hey you're beautiful.
Marge: Aww. Look who's found a new love. That means you'll have to be neutered.
Scratchy: NOOOOOOO!
Moe: Moe's tavern.
Bart: Yeah, is Al there?
Moe: Al? Al who?
Bart: Al Coholic
Moe: Just a minute;

Moe: is there an Al Coholic here? Al Coholic! Anybody here know an Al Coholic?
Lisa: Chief Wiggums... Don't... Eat... The... Clues. Burns's suit... Look.
Chief Wiggum: What?
Lisa: Burns's suit. Look.
Chief Wiggum: What?
Lisa: Burns's suit. Burns's suit.
Chief Wiggum: I'm not following you.
Lisa: Look at Burns's suit. Sheesh.
Bart: Hey McBain! I'm a big fan but your last movie really sucked.
Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: I know. There were script problems from day one.
Chief Wiggum: Yeah I'll say. MAGIC TICKET MY ASS MCBAIN!
Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: Maria! My mighty heart is breaking. I'll be at the bar.

the one in my sig and the one in my profile are my favourite's.