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well, their is a simpson's quote thread, and i used search to make sure this hasn't already been done.

so, for all you south park fans out their, what are some of your favorite quotes from the show??

"oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
"those bastards!!!"

song from the fingerbang episode- "i wanna fingerbang bang you into my life, i wanna fingerbang bang you every night!"

"Timmah!!!!"

mr. hankey's wife- "stop staring at my breasts!"
mr. hankey- "oh shut up, everyone can tell their just silicorn!"


and the list goes on, please add on

"screw you guys, i'm goin home!" -cartman

"suck my balls!" -cartman
"present them" -4th grade teacher

"ok, so we have filmore nominated for class president. any other nominations? anybody? well thenn, i nominate ike the genius" -mr. garrison

"Timmah!!" -Timmy

"who is tolken" -lawyer
"he's a black kid at my school" -cartman
"did you hear that, he said black!" -lawyer
"well, he is black" -cartman
"their it is again!!" lawyer

"respect my authoritah!" -cartman

"man, it's hella cold out here"
"you guys are hella lame"
"man you guys are hella stupid" -Cartman
"man, i am hella cool"

"Kick ass" -cartman

"yeah right, you guys can kiss my black ass" -cartman

"Tolken, your black, you've gotta have a bass somewhere in your house" -cartman

"i wasn't picking it, i had an itch." -cartman

"that's impossible, cartman doesn't know a rain forest from a pop tart!" -stan
"yeah i do, pop tarts are frosted!" -cartman

"i'd never let some woman kick my ass. if she tried i'd be like, hey, you get your ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me a pie!!" -cartman

"hey woman! you shut your mouth and.....make babies!" -cartman

I could not one of these, so I thought I'd start one.


Miss Cartman-"Oh Chief Running Water, I want your hot man chowder"
Chief Running water-"Whoa Hello!!!"

Butters-"What ya doin with your weener out there Dad?"

i found one!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f36/t319162.html

Wow, and you posted on it 3 times all by yourself. Lets give him around of applause ladies and gentlemen. Can you dig it!

Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Cartman: I just have to be thinking of 1776 when I trip this wire, and this rock will fall on my head, sending me into a flashback!
Kyle: Cartman, you are now declared a full-fledged retard.

Cartman: If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?

Stan: Do you have Nintendo?
Mr. McCormick: No, but there's a Colecovision in the corner.
Kyle: Christ, it's like a third-world country!

Kyle: Maybe you can kiss her.
Cartman: Or slip her the tounge.
Kenny: Mn nmph nm nmphmn nmmn.
Stan: What! How do you klnow she has a cat?!

Ms. Cartman: "You might wanna stay away from him boys, looks like he might have the Aids.

Phillip: You are such a pig f*cker terrance!
Terrance: Why would you call me a pig f*cker, phillip
Phillip: Well, lets see. First of all, you f*ck pigs
Terrance: oh, yeah.
Phillip: You'd f*ck your uncle
Terrence: Yo'd F*ck your uncle

"shut your f*cking face uncle f*cker
you're a c*ck sucking asss licking uncle f*cker
you're an uncle F*cker, yes its true
nobody f*cks uncles quite like you

shut your f*cking face uncle f*cker
you're a boner biting b*stard uncle f*cker
you're an uncle f*cker i must say
well, you f*cked your uncle yesterday

shut your f*cking face uncle f*cker
you're the one that f*cked your uncle uncle f*cker
you're an uncle f*cker i must say
well, you f*cked your uncle yesterday

Uncle f*cker, that's U
NCLE f*ck you
uncle f*cker!!!!!

stan: well at least kenny didnt die
kenny vomits up his insides then fall over dead
cartman: i love you guys

Kyle: I think i know the answer mr garrison
Cartman: ne ne neee nee nee ne
Kyle: shut up fat boy
Cartman: Hey dont call me fat ****ing jew
Mr garrison: ERIC DID YOU JUST SAY THE F WORD?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: no hes talking about ****. you cant say **** in school ****ing fat ass
Mr garrison: KYLE!
Cartman: Why the **** not?
Mr garrison: ERIC!
Stan: Dude you just said **** again
Mr garrison: STAN!
Kenny: mmph
Mr garrison: KENNY!
Cartman: Whats the big deal it doesnt hurt any body. **** ****idy **** **** ****
Mr garrison: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO SEE THE SCHOOL COUNCILER
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls

Mr garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cartman: im sorry what i mean was HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? Mr garrison
Stan: Holy shit dude

*points toward sig*

cartman: you know what guy the last thing you do befor you die is crap your pants
stan: what
cartman:yea when your jeowells release crap comes out your ass
kyle:that's f*cking stupid
cartman: oh yea i'll bet you 5 bucks when you die you crap your pants
@sshole manager dies and crap comes out his @ss
cartman: ha you owe me 5 bucks kyle this is from something wall-mart this way comes my favorite video

south park is the best show on tv today