==OFFICIAL Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Count Down Thread==

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KillTheLight

KillTheLight
558 more days until potc 2

Shonk-Da-'Onk
still 558 days to go...damn this thing makes it go slower...no expression

KillTheLight
557 days

yeah but it something to do. we'll have a thread party every 100 days so we know we're that bit closer to seeing johnny play jack again.

~Air Angel~
dance *sits on edge of chair and waits for movie release*

.:JnC_Freeak:.
557 days??? eek!
i cant wait 'til it DOES come out Happy Dance

~Air Angel~
556 days! eek! (in 45 mins) big grin

KillTheLight
cool raver

dave123
557 eek!

Shonk-Da-'Onk
556...I think no expression

KillTheLight
yes 556

Shonk-Da-'Onk
still 556

Machete_Guy
U should use a real countdown like >>> http://www.killermovies.com/forums/countdown.php

KillTheLight
Dont contaminate my thread with star wars stuff mad

555 days

Machete_Guy
Example of a countdown erm

KillTheLight
yeah i know it was messed but I dont like star wars geek no

555 days

Machete_Guy
Forget star wars it a EXAAAAAMPLE

KillTheLight
I know it was an example duh

Machete_Guy
Then use that!!

KillTheLight
No!!!eek!

555 days rolling on floor laughing

Machete_Guy
but we will lose count

KillTheLight
no we wont plus we're only counting untill next July.(we dont know the exact release date.) The x-men forum have managed to do it there's no reason why we cant do the same here.

Machete_Guy
whistle

KillTheLight
disgust 555 days



































































whistling

.:JnC_Freeak:.
555 day's??? *bangs head on desk*

KillTheLight
eat 555 days

KillTheLight
554 days pirate

JessieSparrow
whores 554 days...how can I pass the time?...I'll count seconds...1 2 3 4...wait I'll sing All Together Now instead...
One, two, three, four,
Can I have a little more,
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
I love you.
A, B, C, D,
Can I bring my friend to tea,
E, F, G, H, I, J,
I love you.
Bom bom bom bom-pa bom
Sail the ship bom-pa bom
Chop the tree bom-pa bom
Skip the rope bom-pa bom
Look at me.
All together now, All together now,
All together now, All together now,
Black, white, green, red,
Can I take my friend to bed,
Pink, brown, yellow, orange, and blue,
I love you.
All together now, All together now,
All together now, All together now,
Bom bom bom bom bom-pa bom
Sail the ship bom-pa bom
Chop the tree bom-pa bom
Skip the rope bom-pa bom
Look at me
All together now, All together now,
All together now, All together now,
All together now!
...That took up time now didnt it...

KillTheLight
Yes it did, it also made me do a little dance similar to this ----->dance smiley when I was singing along to it.

JessieSparrow
553 days!!!
Nice...we could just post a song each day...to pass the time...someone else find a good song...all I've got is Beatles ones cause Im a loser...

KillTheLight
553 days drunk

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

drunk



by the way the Beatles rock raver

ImAPirate
is july here yet?

KillTheLight
I dont know let me just go and check

ImAPirate
*waits anxiously*

KillTheLight
....yeah they said July will only be available in 6 months time which is useless really since we're waiting for July 2006 messed

ImAPirate
ermm thats what i meant bye

JessieSparrow
You dont have to tell me twice! *is wearing Yellow Submarine jacket and blaring I Am The Walrus*

Hooray almost 552 days...I'll go pick out a good song to get ready...

Machete_Guy
522!

JessieSparrow

KillTheLight

JessieSparrow
oo nice one...this is so completely off topic...I love it

KillTheLight
I know it's pretty groovy.

Puddin
i no this is so kool big grin and i like tha beetles to im a sucker 4 them jk i just think they kool

KillTheLight
551 days

JessieSparrow

choosewisely
aah *putting a countdown in msn name*

ImAPirate
hhaha i love that part in the bloopers

JessieSparrow

ImAPirate
sorry but i have been paying special attention to everyones siggies lol



either i dont get it or i missed something ^^^

KillTheLight
I love this song by RadioHead cry 550 days

Karma Police
Arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio.

Karma Police, arrest this girl
Her Hitler hairdo
Is making me feel ill
And we have crashed her party

This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get..
when you mess with us.

Karma Police
I've given all I can
It's not enough
I've given all I can
But we're still on the payroll.

This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get..
when you mess with us.

For a minute there...
I lost myself.. I lost myself
Phew for a minute there,
I lost myself.. I lost myself

KillTheLight
549

Machete_Guy
549 Happy Dance

JessieSparrow

Shonk-Da-'Onk
blink.....1?

JessieSparrow

ImAPirate
no that would be 547, but you were close

JessieSparrow
I would like to state to whom it may concern:
This thread is not technically "off-topic", as you may like to call it, for we are doing what the thread is used for, counting down until POTC2 comes out, and how we choose to do so is our business. So say if we chose to count down with songs we could do so because it's doing what the thread is used for.
Thank You.

KillTheLight
Agreed i think we can generally say what we want in here as long as we still keep counting down the days .

bigest_POTCfan
I AM THA BIGGEST PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN FAN EVA, I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA AND I WENT TO THE PREMIER OV THE FIRST 1 IN AMERICA AND I AM GOING TO THE PREMIER OF THE SECOND ONE. savvvvy!?

Phoenix
You might want to take your CAPS LOCK off, savvy?

choosewisely
lol....there are bigger fans in da house! savvvvy?

JessieSparrow
*blink* uhm ok...
Anyways I got a Wings cd so heres a Wings song...for day 546...

Band On The Run

Stuck inside these four walls, sent inside forever,
Never seeing no one nice again like you,
Mama you, mama you.
If i ever get out of here,
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
All i need is a pint a day
If i ever get out of here.

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun,
And the first one said to the second one there i hope you're having fun.
Band on the run, band on the run.
And the jailer man and sailor sam were searching every one

For the band on the run, band on the run, band on the run, band on the run

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come,
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.
Band on the run, band on the run.
And the jailer man and sailor sam, were searching every one

For the band on the run, band on the run, band on the run, band on the run

Well, the night was falling as the desert world began to settle down.
In the town they're searching for us every where, but we never will be found.
Band on the run, band on the run

And the county judge, who held a grudge
Will search for evermore
For the band on the run, band on the run, band on the run, band on the run

KillTheLight
546 music

smile like you mean it

JessieSparrow
Day 545!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey

We're so sorry, uncle albert,
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain.
We're so sorry, uncle albert,
But there's no one left at home
And i believe i'm gonna rain.

We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day,
We're so sorry, uncle albert,
But if anything should happen
We'll be sure to give a ring.

"we're so sorry, uncle albert,
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day.
We're so sorry, uncle albert,
But the kettle's on the boil
And we're so eas'ly called away."

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Doo-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Uh-uh -

Hands across the water, heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, heads across the sky.

Admiral halsey notified me,
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
I had another look and i had a cup of tea and a butter pie.

butterpie?

"couldn't put it in something else
So i put it in the pie, alright!"

Hands across the water, heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, heads across the sky.

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around,
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around.

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around,
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around.

Hands across the water, heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, heads across the sky.

KillTheLight
545 Happy Dance

JessieSparrow

Pirate_mad
wow...i just relized that it's about 150 days and maybe abit over until it will be one year until POTC2 will be out.....wallbash JUST COME ON OUT ALREADY!!!

Machete_Guy
YAAY eek!

ladygrim
wohoo

Basil
I have been waiting so looong for the sequel... And it comes out in my birthday month!

Basil
543...

JessieSparrow

.:JnC_Freeak:.
eek!
i wish i could fast-forward time..... *goes 2 plot*

Shonk-Da-'Onk
Lets make another time machine.....4 smae reason again

JessieSparrow

johnnywooh
541!!!

this song's appropriate for this countdown! big grin

Fifteen Men on a Deadman's Chest

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em good and true - '
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Happy Dance

choosewisely
can some1 who is bored think up what date it is after 541 days
(i need it for a countdown:Pbig grin)

johnnywooh
um wasnt the idea that we counted down until the beginning of july 2006?? so it's the 1st July surely?? blink

KillTheLight
well done wooshy

*bakes wooshy a Johnny depp shaped cookie*

JessieSparrow

Pirate_mad
mate, only 540 days to go...and all the good songs are taken *pouts* may as well make one up!

Waiting for the sequl
By Pirate_mad

it felt like yesterday when we saw the movie
when Jack got slaped to many times to count
and we saw a monkey while drinking a smoothe

the popcorn was fresh, my eyeliner was thick and i wore a grin
my knees were weak, i couldn't sleep
and we sung this little song until we saw the lights dim

we need our pirates
we need them now!
we need Will running about
after Elizabeth, trying to get her back any way how

we need that monkey, and his owner - Barbossa
we needed that little bit of magic that only movies could bring,
and we couldn't forget the Commodore and the Governer
and who could forget in the cave a little, shiny gold ring?

we need them now
our lives are lonly
making up stories and playing out sceanes with a black and white cow
as a donkey with something in it's rear end

we need beads, and greasy hair
and we need Cotton's parrot and cannon fire
and we need very tight corsets to wear

WE NEED THEM NOW!

choosewisely
great!

JessieSparrow

*COTTON MOUTH*
557 days to go savvy

JessieSparrow
*blink* 538 man...

*COTTON MOUTH*
538

KillTheLight
blink cotton freak...your such a freak sometimes..roll eyes (sarcastic)

JessieSparrow
now its 537...but Im gonna wait till the Superbowl halftime show to see what Paulie sings then I post one of them...

Shonk-Da-'Onk
............blink

*COTTON MOUTH*
yup and prowed of it

choosewisely
what's prowed?

Shonk-Da-'Onk
But he aint a Freak...he is a mouth huh

.:JnC_Freeak:.
laughing
yeah i havn't OFFICALLY named him a Freeak....so that means he's not a freeak stick out tongue

KillTheLight
blink..but ...but........ I named him cotton freak months ago...he'll always be a freak........your a 'FREEEK' and he's a 'freak' there's a major difference yes crazy

Shonk-Da-'Onk
No there aint...coz she is both a freak and a freeak stick out tongue & i'm just a freak cry but but..........FREEAK!!!!!! crazy

TheTrooper
anyone heard the Pirate song from Monkey Island 3?? smile thats real good.

I pirate i was ment to be
... something , dont remeber

dizzyblondegirl
i cant wait that long sad

Shonk-Da-'Onk
crazy

*COTTON MOUTH*
i am prowd to be a freak but since JnC freeak made it up i will stand my grownds wacko What the f**k? no expression

Shonk-Da-'Onk
crazy

KillTheLight
crazy

Shonk-Da-'Onk
crazycrazycrazycrazycrazycrazycrazycrazycrazycrazy

choosewisely
what she said

Pirate_mad
what day is it? ah well. just think of it as another day until the next movie!!!

Happy Dance

dance

jump jump jump jump

pirate2

another song maybe? *picks up a bottle of rum*

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me...

Shonk-Da-'Onk
AUSSIE!!!! eek!...Im Aussie 2

Pirate_mad
FELLOW AUSSIE! eek! you never know who you find online wink

xLiNdS x 622x
alright so....how many days left?

Pirate_mad
Hmm...well, we set sail sometime ago, then counting on the wind capacity of the world to make time go by faster and the actors to do wonderful acting jobs and watching the DVD ten times a week......carry the four, multiply by three............i don't know. all i know is that we have many bottles of rum to drink *goes and looks for the rum* my god...THE RUM IS GONE!

seriously, i think we have about 30 or 40 days until we have 500 days to go

Shonk-Da-'Onk
laughing

xLiNdS x 622x
i figured it out!!.....531 days till the sexy Jack Sparrow returns to the big screen

Pirate_mad
YES!!! 31 days until 500 days! Happy Dance

¤Freak-N-Lost¤
cry Too long

KillTheLight
drunk...lets drink away the days together.....cheers

choosewisely
thats 1 great idea

KillTheLight
good I'm glad you think so cause your buying the drinks for everyone eek!

xLiNdS x 622x
I'll take a corona

KillTheLight
beer sure here you go.....just put it on CW's tab he'll take care of it....

¤Freak-N-Lost¤
drunk

xLiNdS x 622x
529 days!!..woot woot..jeez this makes it go by longer!..

ImAPirate
too long...

LonDon06
ahhhhhhhh I'm going crazy from the waiting wacko

Ill just have another drink beer

ImAPirate
shame on you for drinking..................beer


have rum instead

xLiNdS x 622x
ah yes..the rum

xLiNdS x 622x
well...528 days till the incredibly sexy Johnny Depp comes bak as Captain Jack Sparrow!!..i cant wait!..we're all gonna go crazy countin down the days and we're not gonna live to see the next POTC

xLiNdS x 622x
now there are 527....someone else post here!!..i'm just tryin to keep up

choosewisely
yo ho yo ho pirate

Pirate_mad
*stumbles in* woah...sorry i havn't posted for afew days. i got trapped in the celler of my house (that for some strange reason was filled up with cases of junk food and a swimming pool of rum) i was wasted happy for many days until somebody remembered about locking me in there and dragged me out. I WANTED TO FINISH SWIMMING!!! mad but, on the bright side, i brought back souveniers! *brings out three years worth of rum* drinks all around! beer i know what i'm drinking is not rum, but my god, it tastes great

choosewisely
interesting

KillTheLight
.....cheers...526 days.............


drinks all around people...

Pirate Mad...I'm sure we can arrange a little trip to the bottom of Davey Jones locker..for those who dared to remove you from the precious source that is rum...........drunk

xLiNdS x 622x
525 days!!!.......jeez i'm gettin soo excited!

Pirate_mad
*dances*

and yes, Kill the Light... i would be most honored to see what it is like inside a locker big grin

xLiNdS x 622x
522 days

Wat Tambor
521 days

xLiNdS x 622x
520 days

xLiNdS x 622x
519

xLiNdS x 622x
517.......jeez i'm the only poster here......i guess i just love POTC more than all of u roll eyes (sarcastic)

Pirate_mad
NO! I MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN!











517

johnnywooh
lol no no no no! laughing 517 still.. i think! Happy Dance

xLiNdS x 622x
ha ur wrong!...516!!..woot woot

Pirate_mad
WOO PIRATES! WOO PIRATES! WOO PIRATES! WOO PIRATES! ...

xLiNdS x 622x
la la la 515 la la la.......go johnny go johnny go go go johnny..woot woot woot woot woooooooot woot

JessieSparrow
511!!!...wow...a lot of days have passed...since my computer went el-crapo on me...so anyway...since i am the poster of songs...here is the song I have stuck in my head at this very moment in time...

Watching the Wheels

People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing,
Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin,
When I say that I'm o.k. they look at me kind of strange,
Surely your not happy now you no longer play the game,

People say I'm lazy dreaming my life away,
Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me,
When I tell that I'm doing Fine watching shadows on the wall,
Don't you miss the big time boy you're no longer on the ball?

I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round,
I really love to watch them roll,
No longer riding on the merry-go-round,
I just had to let it go,

People asking questions lost in confusion,
Well I tell them there's no problem,
Only solutions,
Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind,
I tell them there's no hurry...
I'm just sitting here doing time,

I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round,
I really love to watch them roll,
No longer riding on the merry-go-round,
I just had to let it go.

so have fun with that folks...

xLiNdS x 622x
510!!

JessieSparrow

xLiNdS x 622x
508

Pirate_mad
i've lost count. this place is as diserted as a ghost ship *grins evily as she gets out a gitar*

Ghost Ship

By Tripod

Gatesy: See the lonely township, peacefully sleeping.
The sun hides once again behind the sea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea....
Most are safely dreaming:
Angel kisses...

Yon: (Makes "kiss kiss kiss... flutter flutter flutter" noises)
(Pause)

Gatesy: Butterflies...

Yon: BWARK! BWARK! BWARK!
(Pause)

Gatesy: But sinners can't escape so easily.

Yon: The murderers, the thieves, and the fraudulent.

Tripod: The overweight, the working-class, the foreigners.

Scod: Urgh!

Tripod: They all must beware, for what's that looming there?
An evil spectre on the sea!

Scod: Wooooaw!

Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Ghost Ship!
Ghost Ship!

Gatesy: Coming to get them...

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Scod: Sinners, beware!

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Scod: Ain't no escaping...

Tripod: ... the Ghost Ship coming there...

Yon: Toot toot!

(Pause)

Scod: What was that, Yon?
Yon: What was that? It's the Ghost Ship - Toot toot!
Scod: Yon, it's gotta be scary!
Yon: Umm... right, yeah. TOOT TOOT.
Scod: Yon, it's the Ghost Ship, all right. It's gotta be really disturbing.
Gatesy: Grrrrr....
Yon: Umm... oh! Milky discharge.
Gatesy: Yeah!
Scod: Yeah!
Gatesy: That's disturbing!
Scod: Spot on!


Scod: Its masts are made of piled-up skulls,
Its decks are made of human nuts.
Its sails are made of sailor skin.

Tripod: Its guts are made of...

Scod: ... guts!

Tripod: It's a feat of engineering.

Yon: I wonder who built it?

Gatesy: I wonder who built it as well, Yonny.


Gatesy: Out of the night, under the ocean stars,
I was standing with my baby on the boardwalk, and the Ghost Ship was there.
I took her to the pictures,
And then I took her home, yeah!
(Scod stops playing)
And then I took her to heaven, you know what I mean...
And it was kind of dirty, and we got out the Glad Wrap...

(Audience cheer)

Scod: I don't want to stop it, but... umm... now, I'm just gonna go with
some of the audience reaction...
Gatesy: Yeah...
Scod: ... and suggest that a few of the punters, they've spotted the same
inconsistency that I've spotted, Gatesy! Now, when did this suddenly
become about some woman?

Gatesy: Ohh, I see, right! Well, I figured that if this Tosswinkle the Pirate
show was like a concept album, then this Ghost Ship song would be our
first single, yeah? And we want to make a bit of money out of this for
a change, yeah?
So if we want to get this... want to get this single selling - sure,
the guys, Dave, he loves that "ooga booga" scary stuff, with the galleon
and the water, and OOOH!, but the girls - as soon as you talk about love,
now you have the ladies listening. Ahh! Because the girls want to imagine
they're making love to the singer.

(Audience laughter)

Gatesy: They're not supposed to laugh at that one.
Scod: Hmm!
Gatesy: Go with me guys on this - a one-ie and a two-ie and a three-four.

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Gatesy: My baby kisses like a...

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Gatesy: I touched my baby on her...

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Gatesy: My trousers are bursting...

Scod: All right, all right, stop the train! Just a minute, all right, okay.
Sorry - "I touched my baby on her Ghost Ship".
Gatesy: Yeah!
Scod: Now... where exactly is a woman's "Ghost Ship"?
Gatesy: Don't you know?
Scod: know... I'm just seeing, you know, if it translates.

Yon: That... that's enough. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you're
onto something, Gatesy. I think, you know, this whole love thing could be...
could be a bit of a... unit mover.
Gatesy: I reckon!
Yon: Yeah! I mean, but, you're just coming in a little bit too fast, though, that's all.
Gatesy: You reckon?
Yon: You know, you need to create a little bit of a mood, you know, get inside
the head of a female girl, you know? Can I give you an example of what I mean?
Scod: Sure.
Yon: After two - one, two.

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Yon: Expressing my feelings...

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Yon: Being a good listener...

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Yon: A thoughtful companion...

Scod: I don't even know what this song's about any more!
Gatesy: So, it's like foreplay?
Yon: Yeah!
Scod: NO! It's not about foreplay! All right, it's not, it's about a horrible
spectral ship that comes to get sinners, all right?
Gatesy: Well, what are they wearing? Is it sort of a leather thing with a...
Scod: No! For Christ's sake, will you just focus? Okay. There might be a woman
on it, but it's because she's a sinner. So it's more like, okay, scary, like:

Scod: The woman's a sinner, she's gonna be dragged away...

Gatesy: But not before I bone her on the boardwalk till the morning comes!

Yon: I bought a sentimental card, with flowers and a pink desi-i-ign.

Scod: She'll be torn apart by demons...

Gatesy: While she's touching my buns!

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Yon: A caring environment...

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Scod: A den of the damned...

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Gatesy: Overtly sexual...
B
Scod: Murderous!
Yon: Empathy!
Gatesy: Nude!
Scod: Banshees!
Yon: Thoughtful!
Gatesy: ... Arse!

Tripod: Ghost Ship!

Gatesy: Yeah! Give it to me!
Scod: You guys suck!
Yon: Yeah!
Scod: You're just encouraging him, don't!

Pirate_monkey
confused looks like huh

*-=Fat sacK=-*
503 days left we need a song

choosewisely
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock a rhyme, that's right on time
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky

I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly
Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said It's not that easy

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) It's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Trrrrrricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky

In New York the people talk and try to make us rhyme
They really (hawk) but we just (walk) because we have no time
And in the city it's a pity cause we just can't hide
Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) huh!

When I wake up people take up mostly all of my time
I'm not singin', phone keep ringin' cause I make up a rhyme
I'm not braggin', people naggin' cause they think I'm a star
Always tearin' what I'm wearin', I think they're goin' too far
A girl named Carol follows Daryll every gig we play
Then D dissed her and dismissed her, now she's jockin' Jay
I ain't lyin', girls be cryin' cause I'm on TV
They even bother my poor father cos he's down with me

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky) Tr-tr-tr...

We are not thugs we don't use drugs but you assume on your own
They offer coke and lots of dope but we just leave it alone
It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit
You keep on (rock!) shock! Cause this is it...


RUN DMC RULES!! Happy Dance rock

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Thats cool i have one by wierd al

Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
by Al Yankovic

Lyrics:

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2

And I said, "God, please answer me one question?"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed

Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba

I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head

And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work

Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba

Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)

Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)
Oh, tell me

Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?

Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba

Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba

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