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Alright here it is...the place you can quote your fav lines from our current favorite game.

I'll try to post as often as possible, but I will also try not to steal all the good lines:-)

HK-47: "What is it you wish, fat one?"


Mira: "Would you please shut him down? He's been like that since we got on board. Here's how to kill this...Here's how to kill that..."

PC: "You don't trust Atton at cards?"
Handmaiden: "That too."

I'll do some. Bao-Dur"Yes General?" your character " can you make me a shield?" Bao-Dur "Sure thing General I made a few while i wasn't working on the ship. Bao-Dur"there you go Just remember the best shield is, is not getting shot a all."

paraphrase
PC: "Can you make me more grenades?"
Mira: "More grenades? You've already got enough. Besides, one shot to your bandolier strap and you're Peragus, got it?"


Kreia: "Also in private we'll be mercifully free from the stupidity of imbeciles and fools."

Atton: "I don't know how you became such a manipulative witch, but why someone like you would bother with me is an even bigger mystery."

Bao Dur:"You look like you've been standing too close to one of my shield generators."
PC:"You're one to talk"

Atton: She may have been good looking once, but it takes some hard living to make creases like that.
PC: "Good looking" Are you that desperate?


Atton: I don't get much more than "imbecile" and "fool", but she'll talk your ear off anytime.

Atton: Were you a single bladed or a double bladed type
PC: double
Atton: Oh really, I hear the twin blades are harder to master, but they can make your enemies run for cover....What color was it? Hey you didn't go red did you?



PC: The next person who calls me a jedi will be swimming in a pool of their own blood.

I've seen the pictures of the guys, is that the human "scoundrel type" who wants to be han solo?

The scoundrel is Atton Rand.

HK-47: Master I must tell you that your attempts at humor are lost on a droid such as I.
PC: There are at least 4, now defunct, versions of you in the galaxy.
HK-47: Very well, master, just let me check the ships logs and we will settle this matter. - YOu speak the truth! I must admit this brings up great anger and shame. (Paraphrase)
PC: Are you alright?
HK-47: Am I alright? O yes, master, I mean I've only just been reactivated only to find that there are substandard versions of me running around the galaxy, corroding my good name


(to T3)
PC: If you two are done beeping and booping at each other, we can get going.

Darth Nihilius (sp?): *Inane babbling*

lol.....yes that is a good line

your guess right now is as good as mine as far as his name though

Kreia: Find what you're looking for amongst the dead?
PC: Who are you?
Kreia: I am Kreia and your rescuer as you are mine.
...
Kreia: You may want to extend your search to some clothes...if only for proper first impressions.

PC: I'm here to rescue you.
Adana: Really?, Oh, sorry about those things I said about you...you do look like a kath hound though.
PC: I'm going to deal with Saquesh, wait here.
Adana: Oh goody, I was hoping to stay in this cell a little longer.


Atton: (to T3) And if I'm mean to you it's only because I like you.


Bao-dur: Atton, she was a general...
Atton: So? What does that mean?
Bao-dur: I think I'll get back to work now.


Mira: And stop watching her, she's got enough problems.

Hk-47: Alright ask your questions, but if you feel the need to turn it into an interrogation, do not restrain yourself...I would be saddened if you did.


HK-47: Ah, more questions, wonderful.



PC: (to Goto) If I have to kill everyone on both planets, you'll get your stability.

(while you both have clothing taken off, it's been awhile so I can't remember if this is exactly how it goes)

PC: Why don't you put some clothes on?
Handmaiden: You don't seem to mind.

PC: I don't think anyone here trusts each other.
Handmaiden: That is untrue, you and the Iridonian trust each other...or at least the Iridonian trusts you.


PC: (to Visas) I am in need of servants not corpses.


Anda: You've come to visit me.


Atris: I am Atris, last historian of the jedi...the last of the jedi.

Hanharr: What have you done?
Kreia: I have saved your life, beast, that makes it mine...kneel *forces Hanharr to kneel*
.......
Kreia: But I will promise you this, beast, unlike the redmaned huntress I shall never show you mercy...no pity
.......
Hanharr: You want me to kill the exile?
Kreia: No, that you shall not do. If you bring harm to the exile, beast, I shall break you.

I like that 'Oh goody, I was hoping to stay in this cell a little longer.' Nice thread Julie.

(Thanks Lyn...it really a great game, many of the lines are quite memorable:-)
Atton: Nice outfit, what you miners change regulation uniforms?
PC: You got a name or just a big mouth?


Atton: What's this, another jedi? What did you guys start breeding when I wasn't looking?


Kreia: I have a feeling the ship won't be repaired for some time...do I make myself clear?
Atton: Yeah, I got it...what's so important about this place anyway?
Kreia: This is where the Mandalorian Wars began...he fought here once and there are things here he needs to see.
Atton: He fought here? Why didn't he say anything?
Kreia: DO you speak of all your battles or are there some you wish to forget?

~I cannot think of ANY lines from that game-I should play it again. ~

(yes, you should:-) Did you play light or dark??

Kreia: listen to me
Pc: can't breathe!...
Kreia: slow your breathing...let the trace amounts of air in your lungs sustain you.
(you go on to learn breath control)



Serraco thug: Hey, this is serraco territory
PC: I want to speak you your leader.
Thug: Yea right.
PC: (force persuade) You will let me see your leader.
Thug: Alright you can go see him.

~I think I played Dark....it's been awhile since I've played the game, and I'm redoing KotOR I over again-maybe I'm getting the two clashed?~

(maybe...KOTOR I is definately worth a second time through...I should know:-)

Mira: For a minute there I thought you and Atton...but it's just the force
Pc: What?
Mira: You know, hooked up a power coupling.
PC: What are you talking about?
Mira: Did you get out much as a jedi? I was asking if you and Atton had been, you know, intimate.
PC: He's more like a brother...and idiot brother.

PC: Can you do anything useful?
Mandalore: I am Madalore, leader of the Madalorians, I will help you plan your strategies, take out your enemies, but I will not be your errand boy. Find some other lacky to do your bidding.

Mandalore: So you're the intruder.


Goto: Hmmm I was expecting someone taller
...
PC: You chased me all over the Republic to ask me to save it?


Goto: While he walks upon the smuggler's moon he shall not be harmed.


HK-50: request - if goto's yacht is no longer neutral ground please inform us so that we may initiate assassination protocols and begin killing at once.

HK-50: Eager threat....
Unnecessary addendum:....
Quick clarification:.....
Request:.....
Incredulous statement:....
"Systems failing master"



Mira: The next time you ask me a question I swear I'll shoot you in the head and dump you out the airlock.


PC: I'm here b/c some pretentious schutta stole my ship
Atris: Ah the Ebon Hawk...it is not your ship. unless you are admitting to the destructionof Peragus.
PC: The destruction of Peragus was an accident.

is there a "Yes" option for that last one?

I'm not sure what you're talking about...????


Atris: An accident...something beyond your control. You have not changed...
PC: So now I'm being blamed for the actions of the sith?
Atris: The sith What would they want with you?
PC: The Sith want to kill all jedi everywhere.



PC: Still, I'm sorry about your family.
Mira: Yeah, well they're dead. That's how that story ends.

PC: Give me my ship or I'm going to murder everyone here.


PC: What happened to your arm?
Baodur: I got tired of it, kept dropping my hydrospanner on it, figured I'd get a new one.
PC: I was being serious.
Baodur: If you were me you'd want to joke about it to. ACtually it was a souvenier from Malachor.


Disciple: I am an historian and scientist.

Can you say "yes" in this conversation.




PC: I'm here b/c some pretentious schutta stole my ship
Atris: Ah the Ebon Hawk...it is not your ship. unless you are admitting to the destructionof Peragus.
PC: The destruction of Peragus was an accident.

I'm not sure; I think you can say something like "Yes, I know I killed twenty planets with one blow and I'd do it again in a heartbeat."


Kreia: Be quiet, we're having a conversation here.
PC: He says he repaired the ship.
Atton: Repaired this ship, my eye. If that little noisemaker says he repaired the ship onces, he can prove it by doing it again. Go on, git.
T3: *mournful* beep







Atton: You might want to check on our passenger. I'm surprised she can stand with all that pain rolling off her.
PC: What do you mean?
Atton: Are you blind! If I were here I'd be screaming like a stuck mynock..Well, I mean a very strong, manly mynock...She's just too proud. She doesn't want to show any weakness, especially in front of you.
PC: That's odd.
Atton: In case you haven't noticed, she won't say two words to me, but she'll talk your ear off anytime.





PC: Is it lethal?
Kreia: When battle is upon us I think our minds will be prepared enough...we shouldn't have repeat of Peragus.

PC: But at your age, you could drop dead on me any minute!

Mira: You're sweet old guy, but lets keep it professional.
PC: Hey! I'm not that old!

Mandalorian: Walking into other people's rooms uninvited is a good way to die. Why don't you return to the point where you were outside the door and try again?
PC: I'm comfortable where I am.
Mandalorian: You've got some guts. Alright you've earned it, what do you want?
PC: I'm just looking around.
Mandalorian: Enjoy yourself.



Lootra: Hey you picked the wrong room to rob.
PC: You picked the wrong day to die.

That last one's great....

PC: I was hoping for a relationship that's a little more intimate.
Mira: Look, if we start sharing a bunk, the other girls are going to get jealous. Then I'm going to have to kick the hell out of them to show who's the pack leader...no thanks.
PC: Didn't think you'd run from a challenge.

Admiral: You have permission to divert, Captain. If there's anything on that ship, even scrap, I want it


PC: You're pretty articulate for a Rodian


PC: I'll stand with you, Geeda. Ondar was annoying me anyway

Mira: I don't want you to trip and blow up near me.

Kreia: No game of dejarek can be won without pawns and this may prove to be a very long game indeed.
Atton" FIne I'll be your pawn...

Atton: More jedi speak, care to explain?
Kreia: No I've already wasted enough time with you, sleep murderer, sleep.


Mandalore: I know how this works.


Mira: Watch it, jedi, there's a body over there.


Mira: BUt if I become a jedi, I'll have to turn myself in for the credits.


Atton: YOu're laughing at me?! I take you to the trash heap, you walking tin can.


PC: What happened to Atton?
Kreia: He's only sleeping. The journey seems to have tired him out.
PC: He can sleep on the ship.

PC: (Force Persuade) You will give me 500 credits

in response to being sent into the duxn jungle.....

Handmaiden: I will do what you ask.

Mira: This doesn't change anything...you're still my bounty


Kreia: Good choice (when you pick baodur)


Talia: The timing of this is atrocious...a space battle in our skies, so many of our fighters lost.
Kavar: Curiously only Tobin's men were involved in that.

HK-47: Ah, more questions, wonderful.

HK-47: Master, is this really necessary?

HK-50: Incredulous statement:....


Mira: I want to be strong like you, I don't want to be afraid any more

Well, Julie... You ah, gotta copy of the game script somewhere? Or a superb memory? lol... nice. I'm glad you enjoyed the game as good as I did, but unfortunately my memory isn't as good and you took all the best quotes already.

Too bad....and most of them are just from memory, but I will admit that some are just paraphrases.


PC: YOu look familiar
Disciple: I imagine in your travels you've ssen many faces.

Kreia: How many more are we going to accept? And As we travel the spaces on this ship are filling up
Pc: As many as will help us.
Kreia: Then prepare for an army I think.
PC: Why are you angry?


PC: You don't have to call me master.
HK: I know, Master.
....
HK: mockery: Droid fetch this, droid clean out the trash compactor
PC: Those are normal droid functions but that doesn't mean you should be treated like furniture.
HK: My favorite part is when the furnishings whip out tibanna powered rifles and blast the organics.

HK: statement: please be careful, I've seen how you handle a hydrospanner.
PC: *installs pacifist package*
PC: I have someone I want you to kill.
HK: Oh no master, mass slaughter might hurt the children. We must always think of the children.
PC: That's it that package is coming out of there right now.
HK: Now do you have any other horror you wish to inflict on me?

GOTO: What do you have to offer me?
PC: I wanted toask you about Vogga the Hutt.
GoTo: oh that pile of incompetence



Pc: Can I have some grenades?
Mira: More grenades?
PC: Just make some grenades.
MIra: Alright keep your robes on, here you go.



PC: Who are you?
Atton: I'm Atton, actually I wasn't supposed to be in the game...some problems with my agent

PC: if you don't give me my ship I'm going to murder everyone here.

PC: What have you done with my slaves?

PC: Atris, the ebon hawk is not your ship.


PC: if you couldn't keep the ship then you don't deserve it.
...
Atton: Come on let me shoot him in the back no one needs to know.
Handmaiden: ...Besides that's not necessary when a quick nerve strike to the back of his neck would cause considerable pain without leaving any marks.
Atton: Point taken

HK-50: Statement: Jedi practice the self-destructive path of pacifism.
Twin suns: This jedi is different.

Atton: Stop being so noble all the time; she sees right through that
Disciple: Have you noticed...(comments on PC being pretty)
Atton: Yeah and I noticed first, got it

Atton: What are you thinking about?
Pc: How to get to twenty...the game, of course.
Atton: Now you're getting it. If someone tries to influence you, play pazaak...start listing engine seqences, trace hyperspace routes. they'll have a hard time because you'll be right here with me playing pazaak



Atton: I'm as Atton as Atton will ever be and whoever your trusted informant is they're right I did come to Nar Shadda during the Jedi Civil War, along with a lot of other refugees
Pc:Is there something you want to tell me?
Atton: No becuase you're asking. If I wanted to tell you something I would.
PC: Calm down, no harm meant.

Kreia: No! You will not harm him again. He has brought you truth and you condemn it - the arogance.

Vrook: Is this your new master, exile?
.....
Kreia: I was wondering how anyone could turn away from such power. Now I understand...it is because you were afraid.

Hk-47: statement: Master I must express some annoyance with your actions.


Hk: statement: Master I must say that it's a pleasure to be working with you. you are like a delightful box of malice, every time I think you could do no more evil, you come up with some other atrocity.
PC: Stick with me, you might learn something.

PC: What about Mira?
Kreia: She will die many years from now on a little known planet, but it will be her choice

Kreia: Are psychotic urges all that drive you?
Atton: Wh-what just happened?
Kreia: Not you, idiot.


Kreia: And do not mate with her, such a union would breed trouble.
PC: Just because I saved the girl doesn't mean I want to charge up her loading ramp.

Atton: Hey the gang'a all back together. So I must hear all about your little vacation on Onderon
PC: I single handedly ended the war.
Atton: YOu think you're hot stuff don't you

Kreia: You are to be commended for making it this far.
PC: Oh I get it, you're another vision.
Atton: Get away from her! She's a dark jedi!
PC: No Atton, this is just a vision of Kreia.