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Assuming that there were a god (a hypothetical situation):

If you knew his phone number, and could ask him one question OR say one thing to him, what would it be???

ask him to join me as a ventriloquist act, or if he could give me this weekends lotto numbers

i'd tell him where to shove it.

God why were yuo not with me when my parents remarried to two horrible people?JM

Why?

If you could talk to god, what would you say?

This world really needs your help. Fix it ASAP.

'Hello God. Its me, Chris, you made me
You couldnt perhaps take a rib of mine and make me one of those biblical leaf-wearing gals could you?

I would say " Sir I am sorry that I didn't belive in you Sir"
"since your pure existence destroyed just all of my beliefs I will go aboot kill myself now"
"Hahah jus kiddin dude, well so why did you create us, I mean you are all omnipotent and stuff you know"
"Since you know everything and shite you probably know this question we got on earth, so could you create a stone that is so heavy that you can't lift it?"
"Anotherthing, why the **** did you bang some earthwoman? I mean well I don't see the point, and this bible thing, why is it so ****ed up"
"Oh wait, before you answer any of this, do I have any chance to go to heaven? You could show me around a little. Oh yes if I can'T then **** you and the Horse you rode in on, if not well then forget aboot that."
Well probably a lot more you know, he's the DUDe (if he exists that is)

Haha that were a lot more, well sorry didn't read the piost anyway if itr was one
I would call and ask " Why the **** just one you sick ****?"

"id say that it's nothing personal, but i just find him offensive as a concept"

"Sorry"

Stop talking to god people, she aint listening.

God has given us everything on this planet to ensure our survival and pursuit of happiness.

It's up to us as human beings to advance our technology and culture to better our lives.

Get off your knees and make a difference yourself.

"yo"

i'd ***** slap him around the universe.

"who's yo daddy"

You can talk to God, so your question doesn't make sense to me. You can talk to him all the time.

well what does he say?
Did you ask him any of that s far?
And? What did he answer?

if there was a god and i could talk to god...............
why did you talk my mom and dad away? they were believers, why didnt you challange me?

^ = ???
"Hey God....can you settle the differences between all of your followers? Please?"

Why would you refer to God as she?

to score more amongst the brods

To state the truth ?

Yeah, probably.

'sup G

WHY???
and if he really knows all( i think he does) he would know what i was talking about

He would already know and I talk to Him all the time too. God is not female or male. In the original He is not given a gender.

guess it should be IT is not given a gender then

I would've asked god why he created such a f*cked up world.

i'd try to use subliminal messages to get him to do what I say

Yup, in the original Hebrew God wasn't given a gender. Other languages gave him one, but Jesus wanted us to think of him as a father figure.
Well, in fact He created us, so He is our father.

I would also ask him to hurry up and come back soon, but I think He is waiting, giving others a chance to decide.

I'd say." Heavenly Father, why did half of the people you created chose to be corrupt & say bad things and use profanity all the time? why won't they choose to repent". I am not perfect myself either. I strive follow Heavenly Father's (god's) commendments everyday. some days I need forgivness from him because I fall short.
that's what I'd ask Heavenly Father ( God)

"Why, just why? I don't want to hear your lame excuses, I want the truth this time."

''Please God, save me from your followers''

id ask why did my dog run away!..
naughty dog

I would say...

"God, thank you for the right you've given me that you'll be God to me and to my family."

I'd say God why did you make finti?...Oh just kidding.

I'd say thank-you for this life and all the beauty you created and couln't you have made me a little taller??

and god answer "I admit it was a mistake, I should never have made someting more perfect and more real than me"

Oh....your funny

Would we be guaranteed an answer?

If so, I would say, "I'm sick of this crap where everyone is against us and see us all as fools, idiots, sheep, what-have-yous. I grow weary of people talking down to me like I am an idiot for believing in You, and I am tired of being told that evolution has been proven. Please show me Creation as it happened exactly, from the world to the fall of Lucifer. Show me everything I need to know to quell my curiosity. If not, tell me when You're going to smart smacking people around, when they are going to get their 'just desserts'. OK?"

"What kind of life is there outside the Earth?"

Hmm, the age old question: What to ask God?

"Why are you such a jerk?!"

Now that works on so many levels.

Oh, here is another:

"What is your REAL name?"

Bob

There are quite a few names. I'd have to say, "Yawheh."

Why didn't you visit??

God, why are you so jealous?

believer why are you so wrong

Originally posted by Jury
God, why are you so jealous?

Gods not jealous....gods just really really different and big...but it ok to be different...different and big.....kinda unique...just like us.

She's right, you know...

I know....god is really really different.........and big.....huge....like a huge galaxy mammoth or something....Everything.....

Originally posted by debbiejo
.and big.....huge....like a huge galaxy mammoth or something....
I thought we all agreed on the lovable yellow dog with a brown spot...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I thought we all agreed on the lovable yellow dog with a brown spot...

Yes, but he's really, really big.

God is jealous. That's what God said according to Moses.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I thought we all agreed on the lovable yellow dog with a brown spot...

A great big mammoth spot...

And Jury, if you talk to god again on your special telephone line, you'll see god isn't jealous at all...That's a human condition not an infinite being with unlimited powers....That kind of being has no use for such petty human emotions......That also makes love conditional instead of unconditional...meaning not real love.

well Moses was a liar

I've read that the Moses story was also a type of allegory, between nations..and the symbolism was fantastic.

Well, I don't argue if that's how you consider Moses. Not really surprising. As a TRUE Christian, I sincerely say, he's still a God's messenger.

Originally posted by Jury
Well, I don't argue if that's how you consider Moses. Not really surprising. As a TRUE Christian, I sincerely say, he's still a God's messenger.

Stop saying that, you are not a true Christan.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Stop saying that, you are not a true Christan. So, Shaky... What a true Christian then?

Originally posted by Jury
So, Shaky... What a true Christian then?

Someone who lives a life that is like Jesus. I know the bible, and Jesus had great compassion.

Originally posted by Jury
What a true Christian then?
I'd imagine a "true Christian" should have some semblance of humility and shouldn't be a sanctimonious pretentious git. In other words: Not you.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Someone who lives a life that is like Jesus. I know the bible, and Jesus had great compassion. That's what all you know?
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I'd imagine a "true Christian" should have some semblance of humility and shouldn't be a sanctimonious pretentious git. In other words: Not you. Oh, you too? I thought I was asking Shaky? Nevermind, it's okay. That's what all you know too?

Well, I'm not surprised.

yeah but then again you aint a true christian, Ive encountered drop dead die hard atheist with more ounces of christian grains than you jury

difference between you and them is that you try to portray yourself as purer than the than the man you worship

I respect your opinion.

it aint opinion its facts

Originally posted by Jury
Oh, you too? I thought I was asking Shaky? Nevermind, it's okay. That's what all you know too?

Well, I'm not surprised.

It's a fruits thing Jury.....It comes through in your writing...

Originally posted by finti
it aint opinion its facts no2 No, it's not. You only think it is.
Originally posted by debbiejo
It's a fruits thing Jury.....It comes through in your writing... As how you judge the Holy Writ.

no the think it is part is all your department. What I presented are hard facts

Tell it to Cinderella.

guess I have to disappoint you about Cinderella there Jury, just like your attempt to portray yourself as a real christian Cinderella aint nothing but a fantasy as well

or tell it to Thor!

yeah just another god and his name is TOR

Originally posted by Jury


You pick and choose your verses...And your always saying the word TRUE...Like you only know the True god and you are a True Christian...

Sounds suspicious.

Many people say they know God. They know Christ. They know the Church. But not everyone knows who the True God is, who the True Christ is, and what the True Church is.

and this is where you come in and add to that list

Originally posted by Jury
Many people say they know God. They know Christ. They know the Church. But not everyone knows who the True God is, who the True Christ is, and what the True Church is.

OK...so, that's why god would destroy billions of people?? Cause everyone is doing what they think is the right/correct way, but it doesn't matter?..Because it's only a very minute percent that will make it huh?

Originally posted by debbiejo
You pick and choose your verses...And your always saying the word TRUE...Like you only know the True god and you are a True Christian...

Sounds suspicious.
Jury is to Religion Forum as Deano is to General Discussion Forum.

Originally posted by Jury
Many people say they know God. They know Christ. They know the Church. But not everyone knows who the True God is, who the True Christ is, and what the True Church is.

Jury, have you ever heard of a New Lighter?

Originally posted by debbiejo
OK...so, that's why god would destroy billions of people?? Cause everyone is doing what they think is the right/correct way, but it doesn't matter?..Because it's only a very minute percent that will make it huh? Yes, that's what the Bible says. Only few found the narrow gate. Imagine how many will not able to make it...? It would be "as many as the grains of sand in the sea".
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Jury is to Religion Forum as Deano is to General Discussion Forum. http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9919/jury9ev.jpg
Jury

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/8245/deano9ni.jpg
Deano

What's with us?
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Jury, have you ever heard of a New Lighter? Earlier, no. I've learned that it was your religion before according to yourself. But I haven't heard of it before.

Originally posted by Jury
Yes, that's what the Bible says. Only few found the narrow gate. Imagine how many will not able to make it...? It would be "as many as the grains of sand in the sea".


Then why make people at all....and hell must be a pretty big place huh...more people there....And where is this place where all the grains of sand of the sea are going? Maybe you believe in annihilation.

You do realize that the Bible we use today are only reproductions of the Latin Bible (Vulgate) don't you...There are no originals, though the Roman Catholic church says there is ONE copy under lock and key...So no matter which version you are using it is taken from their perspective and editing...Even the Greek translations we use are not from any original Greek texts...they are translated back into Greek from the original Latin....So, whatever texts your using, they are all Catholic propaganda.

http://www.nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible2.htm

I don't believe there is an original greek text otherwise the Roman church would make public record of it.

It was originally from Latin, to German around 1599 (Geneva Bible) and from there was translated into over 200 languages including the 1611 Kings James...which looks pretty cool with all the Old English.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Then why make people at all....and hell must be a pretty big place huh...more people there....And where is this place where all the grains of sand of the sea are going? Maybe you believe in annihilation.

You do realize that the Bible we use today are only reproductions of the Latin Bible (Vulgate) don't you...There are no originals, though the Roman Catholic church says there is ONE copy under lock and key...So no matter which version you are using it is taken from their perspective and editing...Even the Greek translations we use are not from any original Greek texts...they are translated back into Greek from the original Latin....So, whatever texts your using, they are all Catholic propaganda.

http://www.nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible2.htm

I don't believe there is an original greek text otherwise the Roman church would make public record of it.

It was originally from Latin, to German around 1599 (Geneva Bible) and from there was translated into over 200 languages including the 1611 Kings James...which looks pretty cool with all the Old English

There are parts of the dead sea scrolls that have not been released.

I know, but I'm talking about what the Catholic Church is stating....

Also...I made some date errors...Oops
.

Translations in approximate date order within each century:
15th cen - German, Italian, Catalan, Czech
16th cen - Dutch, French, English, Swedish, Danish, Spanish, Polish, Slavonic, Icelandic, Slovenian, Welsh, Hungarian
17th cen - Finnish, Irish, Rumanian, Latvian
18th cen - Lithuanian, Estonian, Portuguese
19th cen - Gaelic, Serbo-Croat, Slovak, Norwegian, modern Greek, Bulgarian, Basque, Russian

I would ask him why did you let my cousin who wasn't even a year old die so painfully.

Where the **** are U when this suit happens

Originally posted by debbiejo
Then why make people at all....and hell must be a pretty big place huh...more people there....And where is this place where all the grains of sand of the sea are going? Maybe you believe in annihilation.

You do realize that the Bible we use today are only reproductions of the Latin Bible (Vulgate) don't you...There are no originals, though the Roman Catholic church says there is ONE copy under lock and key...So no matter which version you are using it is taken from their perspective and editing...Even the Greek translations we use are not from any original Greek texts...they are translated back into Greek from the original Latin....So, whatever texts your using, they are all Catholic propaganda.

http://www.nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible2.htm

I don't believe there is an original greek text otherwise the Roman church would make public record of it.

It was originally from Latin, to German around 1599 (Geneva Bible) and from there was translated into over 200 languages including the 1611 Kings James...which looks pretty cool with all the Old English. Holy Spirit, deb. It's difficult for a man to believe. But God is talking to us through Christ... and through His messengers. Even up to this time. In fact I'm going to our Church after an hour to attend our worship service. .. to hear the fresh Good News from God Himself.

Well Jury....god talk to everybody in so many different ways....It's not an exclusive resort...

OH, when I asked about you god said....people just love entertainment...

Most people believe so especially those who claimed to be Christians. But the Bible doesn't say so.

says another one who claims to be a christian