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Just post kool things that characters in video games say that you think are awesome, funny, ect...

this is really not a quate but in mgs:2 when you are in that basment room with ames if you take the dirrtional microphone you can her a guy taken SH!T. it is FUNNY!

haha

it doesn't really matter..

"I'm goin to call you kid."

Ace Combat 5

MGS Quote:

Snake- You bring too much attention to yourself
Meryl- How come? What is it my eyes?
Snake- No
Meryl- Then what is it?
Snake- You've got a magnificent butt!

lol

HK-47: I don't like organic meatbags like you, except the master ha ha.

HK-47: It is not possible to destroy the master, I suggest you run while my blaster warms up, meatbags.

HK-47: Thats the way to tell the meatbags master! Charging weapons, just in case. This should be fun!

HK-47: Eviscration works well, electrocution and blunt trauma also works well, I understand.

Gotta love Knights of the Old Republic

Master Chief - I need a weapon. (It's in the commercial and everything. Good stuff.)

I love the lines that duke says, he ripes of Evil dead, but thats ok

"You didn't go home with that beast did you? I swear to god she looked like a foot." Blaze (aka Method Man) in Def Jam: Fight for NY.

"This is no place for a warrior to die..." Diablo 2 - Paladin

"What if you miss?"
"I won't."

-Halo 2

"Zhu ga-liang, the Wind"
Dynasty warriors

"Succeeding you....father."
Arthas, Warcraft III

"Some fighters have come for personal glory... others have come to fight for those they love...but all shall do their best to be victorious in this tournament, which will decide their fortunes"
- Battle Arena Toshinden

The best line
"Stop touching me"
-Warcraft the original.

All of Blizzard's RTS have great quotes. Others I felt are good.
"Hello, Mr.Freeman, Wake up and smell the ashes" or the schpeal on reproductive sytsems in HL2.

"Darkness called, but I was on the phone."
-Warcraft III
I think it was the Demon Hunter or Dreadlord.

"Ph33r my 1337 Skillz"
Archer , Warcraft III

"I dont know about angels, but its fear that gives men wings"
Max Payne

Time to kick ass and chew bublegum!, arrgh I'm all out of gum...

Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem 3D

"Looks like we have a winner!" - Trish

"Jackpot!" - Dante

Devil May Cry

"Where's me drink? Oh, there's me drink. Get in my belly..."
Dwarven Rifleman, WarCraft III

There is noting more motivating, then fighitng with a baaad hangover

MK, Warcraft III

What's MK?

"We found a witch. May we burn her?"
-WarCraft II, human peasant.

Mountain King, buddy

"We have to defeat the dwarves!"
"-We are the dwarves you idiot!"
"Oh."
-Mortar Team, Warcraft III

"It's not eeeassssy being green!"
"Stop poking me"
"I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky"
-Grunt Warcraft III

"Am I to assault the undead legions with nothing but sticks and foul language?"
-Prince Kael -Warcraft III TFT

"Your kind does not like to lose."

Mortanius from LoK, not long after being possesed by a Hylden master

"Mama..papa...misete!" - Azusa Kotohira (from Soukaigi)
(Mom..dad...watch!) *the person she is going to fire her light arrow at is the murderer of her parents*

'Did you see me everybody? I was great huh?!?"

~Tales of Symphonia

_Lloyd

'I am Murray, the talking demonic skull'

The Curse of Monkey Island

"Just call me *hiccup*..beeeaaaardy~"
scarecrow - conkers bad fur day

"My life for Aiur! Oh, I mean...Ner-Zhul."
-Undead Acolyte.

rofl @ acolyte

"Slices through da toughest armor... and stiiill cutta da tomato!"
-Orc Blademaster

"So, you ever been struck by lightnin' where the sun don't shine?"
-Far Seer

i said a bow string not a g-string

-archer, warcraft 3

This is NOT Warcraft in space! This is much more sophisticated!...

...I know it's not 3-D!

-Artanis, Starcraft

"How about we frag this commander?"
-Marine, StarCraft

"I've been having these weird thoughts latley.........like is any of this for real or not?"

KH

"swing batter batter batter" Halo two when u beat a guy wit ur gun :

"May the people, places, things,...and dreams, never be forgoten."

Yuna, FFX

"You worry about the towers, I'll worry about the minimap."

"Ahh you scared me!"

-Goblin Zepplin, Warcraft III

"Lets take the raft, you and me."

*gunshot*
Jill : What was that?!
Barry : Maybe its......chris....

-Resident Evil 1

Yah I remember that.

"I laugh in the face of danger! (insane laughter)"
Goblin Zepplin, WarCraft 3

"wakey wakey...slumbalan' gon' gon'..."
-Big breasted blonde cavewoman from conkers bad fur day

"I did it, I have become a summoner"

"I'll attract them with my human call....'I'm so wasted, I'm SO WASTED!"
-Dryad, WarCraft III

"YOUR WINNER!"

From some trucking game on the PC

Best bad-translated game error EVER!

Zepplins rule

(seductive voice) "Sit down sparky!"

-Sorceress Warcraft III

"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which
can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times
as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood,
and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe
THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not."
- Bloodmage , Warcraft III

"Yunnie"

"Her name is Raine, sh is a dhampir."

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!"
Ryo , Shenmue

"Regret makes you weaker"
MGS Solid Snake

"The mitochandria cause spontaneous combustion!"

~Parasite Eve

"I love the dead... frequently" - Necromancer

You're the king? Well I didn't vote for you." "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" -Peasant

"My favorite color is blue, no wait, YELLLOOOO..." -Knight (gotta love Blizzard's Monty Python spoofs).

-Warcraft III

This WarCraft III game has alot of good quotes. I'll look at it.

"Tis' only a flesh wound." -Foootman (continuing with Monty Python and the Holy Grail).

-Warcraft III

I've found a quotes page for all of the Warcraft III characters as well. Check it out and be entertained: http://www.neoseeker.com/resourcelink.html?rlid=51813&rid=48175

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yes, good for its time


"Wake up......Mr Freeman........and......smell the ashes" - Gman, Half Life 2

"Counter Terrorists Win" -Counter Strike, Some Counter Terrorist

"you've got to fly faster, you're going to be slaughtered!"

Ace Combat 5

"Long, easy, right, baby"
-Sega Rally navigator

starwars
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Soulstorm brew: Your spew is our brew!

Abes Exodus

http://69.93.183.37/2311/1/upload/p668709.gif LOL

....
What.
The.
F---?

GTA Vice City:

"Of course he looks like the suspect that don't make him guilty. You look like an Idiot that doesn't make you one".

Halo 2:

Cortana: I'm sorry were you trying to kill something?

Prince of Persia Sands of Time:

"Most people think Time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. They are wrong."

"Now I know what's goin' on, millatary has mistaken me for the likes of you!" ~ Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

"It is impossible to destroy the master, meatbag. I suggest you leave before my blasters finish warming up."

- HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic

HK-47: There is a 98% probability that that this Jawa meatbag is searching for his missing companions.
PC: What about the other 2%?
HK-47: That he is looking for trouble and should be blasted right away. But that is just wishful thinking on my part.

More KOTOR.

"..and that which you seek...shall NOT be YOURS!"
Guardian to the Gate of Cessuron speaking to Baal, Diablo 2 : LoD

"Tyrael was a fool to trust me!"
-Izual's spirit

Warcraft III has some cool lines:

"Guns don`t kill people, I do!"-dwarf
"I`m a DREADLORD, not a DROGLORD!"
"These fangs are killing me!"-dreadlord
"I smell magic in the air, or maybe a barbecue..."-bloodmage
"My favourite colour is blue...no, no - yellow!"-knight
"Me not sound like Yoda, do I?"-grunt
"Talon, Druid of the Talon!"

I could go on for miles...

Then, there`s this one line which made think on it:
"I am the architect of my own destruction..."-the Prince (Prince of Persia 2)
Deep, eh?

What is that?!

"I need to know Billy...did you kill them?"

Rebbeca Chambers

Resident Evil 0

"Jill... this house is...dangerous!..." <cough up blood> *covers gaping snake wound*

Richard
Resident Evil 1

"Where'd everyone go? Bingo?"
Leon Kennedy after the church bell rings and all the villagers run to the cathedral, completely ignoring him.

"Cold feet? Rhats not like you Jill."

Barry

Resident Evil

"I wish you good luck, little boy. You're going to need it."

- Lulu, FFX

"Barry, MONSTER!" Jill Valentine RE

HK-47: "It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy."

~KOTOR 2

"Mamamia!" - Mario

You suck, Pathetic - shao kahn

Bwahahahhahahahhaha - Bowser lololol

"........." - Gordon Freeman

Apparently, the insane villagers in RE4 speak Spanish. Or Portugese, I can't remember. They weird thing they keep repeating roughly translates to...
"We are offended by your obscure haircut, so we intend to separate your head from your shoulders."

I mean, what the f---?

They speak a bit of both languages lol i never really paid attention to what they are saying, and im portuguese lol

"Not I dorkus, we!"
Yuffie ((FF7))

"Maybe I don't need materia any... nope! I still want it! This an' that an' everything, MINE! And I'm never gonna give any of it up!"
Yuffie ((FF7))

Tidus: "Uhhh, 'we'?"
Rikku: "Oh, 'oui' means 'you'."
Conversation between Tidus and Rikku ((FF10))

Mint: "What is it called?!?!"
Kirrielle: "I... don't... know..."
Mint: *falls over*
Kirrielle: "Actually I do, but I'm not going to tell you."
Conversation between Mint and Kirrielle ((Threads of Fate))

"Hey bastards! Knock knock!"-Sgt. Johnson(halo 2)

"Target confirmed... distance : 4 meters" - Combine Soldier

"There was only one ship...they called it the Pillar of Autumn."

you know jak the thing i miss most about being human is pants god i miss pants
Daxter from jak2 (such a good game)

ken rosenburg:grand theft auto vice city: "i stick my head outta the gutter for 1 freaking second and fate shovels SHIT...in my face"

"Osu!"
Pau Phoenix - Tekken 5

"My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever."
- Heather, Silent Hill 3

Everything...Is My...DELUSION!-Tengu, Dead Or Alive2

"Washi no wa Jinpachi... washi no mokuteki wa... subete o hakkai!!"
"My name is Jinpachi... my goal is.... to destroy everything!!"

-Jinpachi Mishima, Tekken 5

"Most people think Time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. They are wrong"
-Prince, Sands Of Time

"Remind me not to piss you off!"-Daxtder (Jak2)

I smoke weed cuz' it gives me knowledge!-Pedestrian in San Andreas

"you've had your chance to catch me, you wont get another"
- Prince, Warrior Within

These are both from Cliff in Star Ocean 3
"Y'know if we have to choose sides, let's at least go on the side with that hot chick over there"

"She says I think with my heart and not my head, so that means I'm and inpressionist"

Take this lockpick, Jill. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it.
--Barry from Resident Evil (original ver.)

Thank you, Mario. But our princess is in another castle!

x-men legends:
cop: freeze mutie!
woverine: you should have called in sick today,bub

Originally posted by Impediment
Take this lockpick, Jill. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it.
--Barry from Resident Evil (original ver.) Greatest Quote Ever

"I know not the name of this evil.... but when this battle is over... it will know mine..."
-Warrior Female, Guild Wars cinematic intro

"Ooh soft"
Zidane FF9

"Hey Listen!!" - Navi from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarana of time..... its just something that annoys you, so much you can't forget.....

man you just had to remind me of navi didnt you!

ahhh the times i spent trying to stick her with an arrow because she wouldnt stfu...

rotflmao...... *wipes tear from eye* funny chickin, funny....

Apocalypse: enjoy your small victory Xavier for the age of Apocalypse is nigh hahahahahahahah

Originally posted by Impediment
Take this lockpick, Jill. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it.
--Barry from Resident Evil (original ver.)

there is just to many to choose from in resi...i love wesker after he does his vanishing act and then reappears later

" i had to get away from those (big pause) strange creatures"

Magneto: it's time that I get my house in order (Xmen Legends)

Queen: I even curse the sword I gave you yet you still did not die. (Prince of Persia 2)

Gambit: no way I can lift this! (Xmen Legends)

Blob: All this fighting is making me hungry. (Xmen Legends)

Cable: Leave it to me (marvel vs Capcom 2)

Cable: that's enough for now (his virus arm gets big after a victory...marvel vs Capcom 2)

Spider-man: one for JJ (any marvel fighting game)

"My sensors indicate Fox's temperature is rising" ROB - Starfox Adventures

Alex: I thought you said you came along.

Scott: Wolverine..did you follow me?

Wolverine: you summers boys are sure paranoid...nah I came on my own.

Scott: looks like a bull elephant went through here. what happened?

Wolverine: me.

Juggernaut: where are you brother. I'll tear this place apart.

Magento: and on the 8th day I looked down upon creation and said let their be darkness.

Wolverine: kid wait...the gravatron was designed for magento...it could kill ya.

Magma: that's a chance I'm going to have to take.
- all from Xmen Legends.

I'm gonna kill Praxis! - Jak

"my blade calls out to you" prince of Persia 2

"Yeeeeiahhhh!" - Link

"Ma called in the whole family..you anit gonna make it" -Punisher game

"Life...Dreams...Hope...Where'd they come from? And where are they headed...? These things...I'm going to destroy!!" -Kefka

and you can't forget...

"I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you!" -Kefka

"Let's screw around to see what kinda trouble we can get into." - Jak
(Something like that but I love that quote & the look Jak gives.)

"Pitiful creatures... Sin is eternal.. that which defeats Sin.. becomes Sin in its place..."

- Lady Yunaleska

"HADOKEN"!!!!!!!!!

- Ryu

"You a big fool"

Gin the old dude in the street fighter games

"You're still trying to win?" Shao Kahn, Mortal Kombat Trilogy

"Here comes a new challenger!"

-capcom fighting game announcer

"you know you can't beat me" Goku from those so so dragon ball z fighting games

"Why woof-woof at end of run no go move?"
Fallout 2, Your character hopped out of his mind on "Jet"

"no wait that's not right...let me begin again" the Prince in the first prince of Persia game

i cant remember it exactly but the insult the "john cleese" english guy gives in Jade empire something like "And what kind of clothes to you fellows wear? wear are your pantaloons? infact that whole mini quest had me laffin

"Americans are too in love with the sound of their own voice to speak the truth"

"I am alexia, ashford!.."
-Alexias crazy obsessed drag-queen brother pretending to be her
Resident Evil : Code Veronica

"Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shootin' up my ride."

- Duke Nukem: the original video game bad ass.

Dynasty Warriors
"You wanna piece of Gan-Ning?"
Wind Waker
"The wind, is blowing."
Sonic
"Ready, GO!"

"Today you will feel the vibration, young man."--Fisherman in Ocarina of Time talking about the N64 Rumble Pak

"Hadoken!"--Ryu

"Think about your childhood... Your thoughts, your experiences, your emotions... Time waits for no one... no matter... how hard you hold on..."--Ultimecia, Final Fantasy VIII

"Thank you Mario, but the Princess is in another castle... just kidding."--Toad, SMB3

"Shut up, you old fogey."--Slippy to Peppy in SSBM

"Groovy"--Earthworm Jim

"Don't be a tuna-head, Bernard"-Dave from Maniac Mansion
"I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!!"-Link from Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
"You've got a lot to leiahrn befohe you beeet me. Try agahn keed ha ha ha!"-opponents in Street Fighter (1)

"What are you doing in my evil vision?"
"Making a sammich."
-Kozmo the Inscrutable and mionion exchange, Voodoo Vince


"A-hah-ha-ha! You said you have the brain of a girl! I'll bet you've got the muscles of a girl, too!"
-Raz, Psychonauts


"You are now.... French!"
"Aah, we surrender! We surrender!"
-Rex and solider exchange, Armed & Dangerous



And in terms of great movie references:

"How do I get out of this chickensh*t outfit?" -Marine, Starcraft

"May I take your order?" -Shuttle Operator, Starcraft

"You have five seconds to comply." -Goliath, Starcraft

"Shin no chikara, misetemyo"

I will show you the true power of my fist.

Shin Akuma~Capcom vs. SNK 2

"You're wrong...I know now without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts....is Light!"

~Kingdom Hearts

"Every light must fade. Every heart return to Darkness!"
Ansem Kingdom Hearts

"Take care of her."

~Kingdom Hearts

~Aw I was gonna say that one~
"Darkness conquers all worlds!"
Kingdom Hearts

~I LOVEE that qoute~
"He's replaced you."
~Kingdom Hearts.

"The heart may be weak. And some times it may even give in. But I know that deep down there's a light that never goes out"
Kingdom Hearts

"Kairi, rember what you said before? I'm always with you too."
~KH

"Don't worry, there will always be a door to the light"
KH

"You were just the delivery boy!"

~KH

~That's twice, do you know what I'll post?~
"Come on lazy bum, wake up"
KH