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Hear ye! Hear ye!

Tonight: the opening of the new Star Wars social area. I dedicate it to two lovely ladies, no longer or rarely among us: Dim and JediPriestess.

Drinks are on the house, as usual in the weekend. So enjoy, and let it all hang out SW style!


*nails No Blasters sign over the bar*

*checks comsystem: Phins? You're ready, pal?*

*cuts entrance ribbon and runs applause tape*

*runs inside* Whaddya got?

I love to drink, thanks queeq!! I would like a huge bottle of Coconut Rum and coke please!! I need to get some sleep.... imsomnia is killing me....

Offer them free drinks and they come a runnin'!

*starts pouring*

uh oh! where is priestess

So when does the show start? I'm looking forward to those hot Little Twilek ladies. Is the Max Rebo Band performing tonight? I left my droids outside. I wasn't sure if they were allowed in here.

*walks in bar*

um excuse me JJ1138... those jawas outside are stealing your droids...

Holy S*&^! Here hold my drink! What did I do with my lightsaber?

PVS Where ya been? Prospecting on Subtarell?

watches JJ1138 run out the door...and steals his seat.



works every time!

Maaannnnn!!!!! I had front row seats for the show. Well at least I got my droids back. One of them is carrying something important I think, got storm troopers looking all over the place for them.



Can I atleast have my drink back?

I don't know PVS. I guess I'm kinda in a bad mood. Someone stole the latest KV last night. I guess thats why I'm here, trying to drink my sorrows away. Well I guess I should get some sleep, I gotta drop that damn droid off..... Bet I don't even get paid......

*Sleeps like a bum, uneasily so on the floor by the door*

Pointless thread

I don't like that comment.....
....but I love your sig....

Anyone want to buy some deathsticks?

You don't want to sell me death sticks.

Does anybody want some TD's?

*snaps out of a daydream*

wha? yeah ill take some of those deathsticks.
oh and JJ1138, here's your drink buddy... *notices JJ is not there*
oh well...no sense in wasting a drink *pounds drink*

I don't want to sell you death sticks.

and thats just the way we like it

can we have some music here ?

Are droids allowed?

I hope you guys dont mind, but I am gonna start to dance..... and I dont dance like Elaine from Seinfeld, so dont throw your drinks at me....

*walks in the Bar* BAILY IS HAVING A SEZUIRE!!!

Hey Baily, I found a dance partner for you
http://img227.exs.cx/img227/6356/27071hm.gif

Nah, he's just doing the Baily.

I love getting my "groove thang" on!!! Baily likes to dance with the ladies....

Baily's dance partner is a hottie!

That's my wife you're dancing with and who's ass you have your hands on! You just watch yourself, I'm a wanted man, I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

(waves hand) I am not worth the trouble.... let me continue dancing with your beautiful wife, I will give her back to you.....

fight!

The little one aint worth it.... I will find another girl.... there are tons of pretty ladies here... how bout a dance Imaginary??

*smokes/eats/snorts another deathstick* What are you supposed to do with these things anyway?

Sure Baily.

I would agree, pointless thread. And on top of that a Mod. started it. Didn't it get ugly last time! I can see it getting ugly within a few days.

They shut down my thread for honoring the same person, and a Mod. gets away with the same thing I tried to do, where's the justice.

Someone knows how to ruin a party

just stating facts

Wow Imaginary... you are a much better dancer than I...

Thanks But you're not too bad yourself.

*pokes out tongue at Darth Daddy*

Hurray for bars!

*grabs a drink*

Where's Korova?

And so Queeq's Bar finds a new location...

*walks in covered in blasters as usual*

Bartender, I'd like a tall class of Corellian ale...

*Slaps REX upside the head*
Hold the heavy stuff for later!

Have some milk

Walks BACK into the bar...... Turns out those weren't the droids they were looking for. That droid I delivered had nothing but Milly Vanilly tracks on its hard drive. That chick needs to escape the 80's..... Oh well hey bartender, I have a drink if Queeq is still buying.


By the way, who was that that I tripped over when I came in? someone can't handle there death stix.

16A0 ᚠ fehu feoh fe

OK....come on back to reality.....

*wanders in and sits at the bar*

Why hello!!

Well hey there... would you care to dance with Moi, Baily??

Dance? Sure!

(grabs Stardust's hand) Come m'lady, we shall dance till the bartender kicks us out!!

Heehee!!!

Sorry Baily, but we'll have to save this dance for another night...it has gotten far too late and I need to get to bed.

Good night!

ill dance with you baily winkiss

I dont know what to say to that PVS, my man.......... I think I will wait for my lady friend to return... but thanks anyways bud....

fine...your loss schmoll

Why do the words ELECTRIC 6 spring to mind??

*Plays 'Electric Six' on Jukebox*
"......We'll start-a-nu-cle-ar warrrrrr....."

"........at the Milk Barrrr...!"
"....Milk Barrrr..."
"...Milk Barrrrrrrrrrrr....."

thats ok PVS ill dance with you

Hey I didn't know this was THAT kind of bar.

i just brough in some big screens for the pod races

YES!!! You are da man GCG!!! Cant wait to see my man... Ody Mandrell win the Boonta Eve for once!!

Hmm, where is Queeqmeister?

police fireman cowboy

hey look, the village people just walked in!

dancedancedance

Oh hell ya... I have had just enough to drink.... so now I can do my randition of "In the Navy"

"In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy."http://board.glitch.us/images/smiles/bananabass.gifhttp://board.glitch.us/images/smiles/bananabass.gif

Woo Woo!!!! In the Navy!!!! http://board.glitch.us/images/smiles/banana_s.gif

it better be the Imperial Navy you sing of

See this is why the Temple was SOOOOOOO much better than this.... at least there we had a friggin post length stipulation!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on Bilb.... lets dance.... Baily wants to dance...

Ya know, its kinda strange how you speak of yourself in the third person........

Hi Bilb

LMFAO!!! Sorry... I never realized it before.... LMFAO!! I am a real ass... Star!!! Lets continue our dance!!!

Hey Bilb, let me show you the moves that Bailey taught me. Don't worry about all the bodies, just step over them.

Not a new location... a new franchise.

*places humming tommy blaster at Rex's forehead*

Drop those blasters pal, can't you read?

*points at No Blasters! sign*

*walks into the bar*

"Damn crowdy this place is!"
"Heya, bartender, haven't you got anything else besides blue milk?"

"Has the sith-wookiee been spotted yet, he usually avoids the NON-smoking area?!"

Anything, blue milk's just the specialty.

And crowded is good, good for business.

That's true, but not for walking...and talking!

*ssshhh, slaps a rather noisy Bith-looking alien*
"...don't do that again!"

Will there be table dancing Twileks????

Just pick the two nearest twileks and pull your blaster!(oops not allowed...***k it)

"Start dancing!"

Your sig has made me most happy droolio

Why is this thread still up? I either beheaded your worthless body, or you were run through with my saber. The only three left in the room alive was JP, Baily and myself. Well, of course I would never draw my sword on the beautiful Lil B. I humbly kneel at your presence.

Chivalry is not dead.

Neither is your imagination.

My feelings about this thread exactly,

*BUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR WIT AUTHORITY*!! "All security systems are set up and fully operational! Queeq SIR!" *Salutes Queeq* Want me to get rid of anyone, you know its what Im the best at!

Hey Queeq, I sent you a PM, just questions, *Grabs rex's blasters and throughs them in the melter* We all know only the security team and I and allowed blasters.

What about lightsabers?

Not you again Phinney, I thought you were died when I left The Stardust Pleasure Planet.
You are no match for me you pathetic peice of Bantha Fodder.


Anyone else need a lesson in the art of the Dark Side.

Nope!

Smoker, I shall leave the rest to you. I think PVS is starting to come to. Doesn't he owe you money from that bet that you guys had on the last game of chess you beat him at? I've never seen a Wookie rip a man's limbs from his sockets. That would be cool to see.

You are so lame

lol imag

She's got a very good point

ill have some captain solo's original spiced rum.

And you think Galder can read...

"Me fail English? That's onpossible!"
-Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons

Well thankyou, Star

Does anyone want to dance with me??? Imaginary?? Star?? I wanna dance

I'll dance BAILY. naughty

Heh... I will Baily. Just don't step on my feet like you did last time

Ok Imaginary I am sorry about that before.... I will be more careful.

Fine then BAILY. Son't accept my homoerotic advances.

That's OK, Baily

Sorry ARC, I just want to dance with a cute girl tonight....

naughty
Just let me get myself all dolled up....diva



EDIT: I'm such a convening whore!
EDIT2: I'm turning into Tex! scared

How did you know I like red heads???

Well, all you used to talk about was Mon Mothma....

Edited post.-^

ummm.... Mon Mothma... or as I call her on her off hours from the Senate.... Mommy Mothma.... lol...

Mommy?

Aww thanks Baily you're a sweetie pie.

LMFAO!!!! Oh ARC you are the best man.... LMFAO!!!!

Your welcome Imaginary.... anytime for a pretty lady....

naughty
I've got a website you'd like BAILY.....

I am afraid to ask ARC.... I am not into Mommy Mothma, just so you know... I like cute girls who are sweet, kind and loving and not old enough to be my "mommy" or worse.......

I swear that happened to me once, while I was searching for - uh, provocative sites, once.
Incestuous Pornography.

"searching for it once", my ass, ARC...... lol... you are prolly looking at Mommy Mothma right now.....

naughty
I don't even remember how I got it, but I swear I almost puked....

Man, you imagination is large. Coming from a guy who registered in Oct 2004, you are a newbie to me, be gone, you have no power here. BUzz away like a little fly

My thoughts exactly... though I can't really say anything about him being a newbie...

The Dark Side........hmphf...........the light side........hmphf

It better to destroy both sides and enjoy the feeling of my exrtorvertous side

or any other side you may find appealing other than the dark and Light

Oh don't start with the Gray Jedi...

What about the Gay Jedi?

How about my friend the emo Jedi? I know I told you about that convo, Rex..."Should I be light? Or dark? Oh woe, I don't know what side to be on!"

I've never met a gay jedi before ARC, have you?

*Wakes up on the floor* No mommy I don't want to go to school today...............Oh wait..... where?.... what?....... how?....... Damn thats some good blue milk. Who won the pod race? Those damn pod races just haven't been the same since the Little Anakin Skywalker kid just up and retired without any warning. Hey Baily, You still having trouble finding a LADY to dance with? Just keep looking, I sure some little Bith or Trandosian lady will take you up on the offer.
*takes another sip of Blue Milk and passes out in the floor again.*

*Has a terrible nightmare of naked gay-jedi poring Blue-milk on him*
*Wakes up, ignites his sabre and starts the beheading of blond, make-up wearing, female acting Jedi-Knights*

That 'll do...growls

and you talk about me and my imagination. You can't just pass on info about the upcoming movie, no. You roll play as if you were living in the movie. Grow up. And sorry, I'm not JP, I don't run when the heat is a little hot. I just don't spent every waking hour on KMC.

Phinney, it just shows how much more pathetic your life is.

Oh god, I just woke up in the back room!!! I think I have been taken advantage of..... hmmm I wonder where that girl I was with last night went off to????

I post here once a day, and I like to have some fun, sorry i didnt know it was against the rules I was joking anyway, lol, jeez. I should grow up? You acted like a 5 year would when his favorite toy is taken away, just sit down and lick your lolli-pop

.... I'm just speechless.

Stupid newbs. Phin's been here since 'the start of time' and some moron goes on insulting him...

ANYWAY, Queeq, drinks!

So the length of time someone has been around, makes their comments and threads more important then someone else's? Cracker please!!!
The point of my lashing out is that someone had one of these types of threads, it got shut down. Someone tried to start another one and it got shut down before it hit a 2nd page. Now someone else, who happens to be a Mod. and just happens to be poking JP, starts one of his own and it's OK. Sounds like a double standard to me.
And just because someone has only been around for a short time, doesn't mean that they don't know anything. It just means that they have only graced this forum for that length of time. Not to mention that this should be in the EU section. This has nothing to do with EP3.

OOPS, I'm sorry, yet another double standard.

boogy oogy oogy oogy woogie!!! tomcat that just looks cool

my master would say:

One cannot distinguish in Black or White. Life is truly based on different shades of Grey.

...just shut up. The reason the Temple was allowed to be open is because JP had permission from the mods to start a social thread. That one eventually had to be put to sleep due to trollers. This thread obviously has permission from the mods to be open.

And anyway, from what I understand, Queeq's been running these bars on here for years.

You knowm, JP doesnt come here bc the people here are real a**holes sometimes and I dont blame her.... so dont bad mouth her and dont be making accusations of a perverted and inappropriate nature about her... jeez.... Especially since JP still has alot of friends on this board... and I am glad to be one of them!!

Christ on Crutches!!!

All you whiny dicks need to STFU NOW!!! At long last after all 4 or 5 of the people who had it out for JP finally got your wish, she left because off you assholes. But instead of just going about your business you bring her up at EVERY SINGLE opportunity. Is it not bad enough that this place has gone to sh!t since she left? Cause it has, fast & furious.... This place now makes TFN look like a damn Mensa meeting with all the dumb, idiotic, and redundant threads.

So listen up kids, I am hereby making it my newfound mission to report EACH AND EVERY instance of JP bashing from here on out. Seeing as how nothing was done about it the last time it was brought to the attention of a mod, lets see how it goes when it is brought to the attention of all of them. Keep flaming guys, I friggin dare ya.....

Sigh... let me make a few things clear here.

1. The Temple was closed due to flame wars among members and JPs own request.

2. Other social threads that were opened afterwards were closed because there was a policy of waiting before trying something new in the aftermath of that incident.

3. After that period of waiting, the board admin, Raz, asked queeq, one of the oldest and effectively founding members of this board, to open a new social thread here. This had nothing to do with JP or anyone else, simply that queeq always used to run the SW social threads.

4. It belongs in this area- the admin and mods have specifically sanctioned the use of a SINGLE social thread in the most-used Star Wars area.

If you seriously think any of this constitutes a double-standard, then your opinion is seriously flawed.

However, FURTHER flame wars about this whole area will not be tolerated. People on both sides of any further wars about the JP issue will be warned and, if necessary, have further action taken against them. Despite what you might think, most people really do not care that much and do not want their enjoyment of the boards ruined by these continual petty arguments here.

This is a social thread, it is meant to be for fun. So cut out this fighting and get on with enjoying the place. queeq is boss here- his word goes.

Let that be an end to the matter.

Amen. Tommy blaster fire for trolls.

And this bar is all in JP's honor. She had a lovely thread here. *shows humungous picture of JP behind the bar*

Now... back to the drinks. It's weekend right?

*switches light on at the bar and starts playing elevator music*

"Elevator music?"

In closing, id like to say that I was joking around with you, i didnt mean anything by it, i apologize if I offended you. But I WAS joking, no need to get steamed. *gets darth a drink* here

did you say tommy-blasters!!! Hey queeq, do I have to be a bartender here too like everywhere else? I hate being Head of Security, Vice-President, AND bodyguard *Gets himself a drink*

*walks in and looks around*

Very nice! pimp

Top o' the morning to ya'!

Wheres my drink aboot, eh?

Click the link Raz....

Or don't. naughty

*Gets Raz the drink*

I'm speechless...
that's just because I have duck tape over my mouth. And I thought you could view your opinion in a social thread. Guess not.

Duck tape? View your opinion? Make sense and then get back to us.