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i have a one share em with the kmc community. post em love em. spiderman spiderman2 spiderman3 spiderman4
oh rhino did i hurt your lil tusky wusky.

Can we use quotes from the movies or the cartoons or just the comics?

just post quotes

Here's 1 for the cartoon

She wants me to fight crime? Heck, I'm still fighting acne

cute costume did your husband give it to you/

When and where did spiderman say that?

Venom symbiote: Why do you tremble little spider, is it fear or anticipation?
Spider-man: I'll take option "C" Alex, withering alien food breath.

Can we get the comics issues that he said that?

The quote I posted is from Spectacular Spiderman arc The Hunger.
I think Ironman's quote is from the first movie.

Oh okay, now I can look up the quotes thanks guys.

say hello to my lil friend oh wait let me try again trogdor was a man oh heck i give up

*sees Shocker for the 1st time* "Let me guess the Mattress-man, right? Or is it... THE CUSHION!!!" (from The Movie Game)

Scorpion: "Make way for the Scorpion"
Doc Ock: "Back off.You pea brained,unco-ordinated,absurdly dressed excuse for a man"

Spider-Man:You've got amazing abilities amazing! And the best thing you can think to do is blow up the Principal's car? Show off at parties?

Geldoff:It's vindy up here, huh?

Spider-Man: Lord I miss Doc Ock.

Ultimate Spider-Man 42

Originally posted by Doc Ock
Scorpion: "Make way for the Scorpion"
Doc Ock: "Back off.You pea brained,unco-ordinated,absurdly dressed excuse for a man"
good one.

(Sandman is talking to venom)(venom has spiderman in his hands)
Spiderman: I think he wants to talk to you

Venom: DOES HE NOW!


Peter: Norman your crazy!

Norman: you might very well be right m'boy.

Green Goblin (Norman, sits down next to Pete after finish beating the crap out of each other): You know, when I was just starting out, I was planning on calling myself "Mr. Coffee." Can you imagine how weird these last few years would have been if I had done that.
*both burst out laughing*
Spidey: Look out kiddies, it's Mr. Coffee and his latte of doom!
Green Goblin: Snort!

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Green Goblin (Norman, sits down next to Pete after finish beating the crap out of each other): You know, when I was just starting out, I was planning on calling myself "Mr. Coffee." Can you imagine how weird these last few years would have been if I had done that.
*both burst out laughing*
Spidey: Look out kiddies, it's Mr. Coffee and his latte of doom!
Green Goblin: Snort! heh heh heh

Spiderman: Brock listen to me..

Venom STOP CALLING US THAT WE ARE VENOM!

Spider-Venom: A double cross? Big surprise.
Shocker: If you think that's a surprise, then you're in for a real shock!
Spider-Venom: And I'm going to tear you limb from limb!
Shocker: Ooh, I'm all shook up.

Spiderman: that was the woman I loved! YOU'LL PAY OSBORN YOU'LL PAY.

Norman: It'd be wrong
Green Goblin: wrong is what they're doing to you..and what they want to do to Harry..Let me out Norman. LET ME OUT NOW!
Norman: no I AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Doc Ock: Spider-Man!! You're making a career of interference.
Spider-Man: Some career.No salary,no vacation,not to mention on the job health hazards.

Rhino: all this time Spiderman was a robot
Doc Ock: you pea brained fooled this wasn't the real spiderman it was clearly a hoax.

Rhino: You should have stayed in black, 'cause I'm gonna dirty you up.
Spidey: Sorry, they tell me the blue really brings out the color of my eyes.
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Spidey: Rhino and Shocker! How'd they get together, computer dating?

Hobgoblin: you! I thought you were just a rumor
Green Goblin: your going to wish I was.

Hobgoblin: how did you lift that?
Green Goblin: cuz I'm the real deal..you imposter

Hobgoblin: where did you that glider? I though Osborn gave me all his best stuff
Green Goblin: Osborn got a new best friend!

Kingpin: It is time to proceed.Unmask him.Doctor the honours are yours.
Spider-Man: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Doc Ock: Spider-Man is.........Peter Parker

Doc Ock: mother of mercy! can this be the end of Dr. Octopus? beaten by a child?!

Spiderman: these kids today Ock they have no respect for their elders.

Spiderman: the more you hate me the more the symobite can cont-roll you.

Venom: we don't hate you..in fact..we're your biggest fan!!


Dr. Conners: it's a symobite..an organism that thrives by bonding with another. where are you going ..YOU'VE GOT TO GET THAT SUIT OFF!!

Spiderman: I need it!!!

Doc Ock: Young Miss Hardy.How very nice to hold you in my arms again
Anastatia Hardy: Don't hurt her please.I'll do anything you say
Doc Ock: Of course you will.You're completely at the mercy of.....DOCTOR OCTOPUS!!!!!

Tombstone: look straight arrow your kid forgot to wear his gloves just like his old man..isn't that cute.

Robbie: I'm gonna take you down once and for all.

Tombstone: and how you gonna do that?

Robbie: simple I'm not afraid of the police.

Tombstone: come down here and fight like a man!!

Spiderman: I don't suppose I could get you to come up here and fight like a spider?

Cop (sees Spidey dangling from the ceiling): What'cha doing up there?
Spidey: Oh, just hangning out.
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Spidey (to other symbiotes): You guys aren't ugly enough to be Venom's kids. (mean Spider)

Norman: I don't want to talk about any Goblins!

Spidey (To Kraven): Let me guess, you're a Leo right?

Punisher: I think I've figured out who you really are Peter Parker.
your the green Goblin!!!

Harry: Did the Green Goblin hurt you dad?

Harry: spiderman and punisher spiderman and punisher MJ MJ Mj and me?

Harry: Spider-man will pay. I swear on my father's grave, Spider-man will pay. Thank God for you, Peter. You're all the family I have.

Uncle Ben: Peter......... (he dies)

Norman: I've been like a father to you Peter..won't you be a son to be now?

Peter: I have a father his name is Ben Parker.

Norman: god speed Spiderman....oh. ...Peter...don't tell harry.

Harry: what did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO!!!

Ock: You're getting on my nerves.
Spidey: I have a knack for that.
Ock: Not anymore.

To Punisher:

"I'll have to start biting my fingernails..and man...do I have fingernails."

when he had extra arms


The cheezy lines are the best

(Spidey, explaining the process of a nuclear meltdown to Jameson)
Jameson: How can you know all this?
Spidey: What do I look like, the Tick?

Spiderman: sleep tight chameleon..maybe when you wake up..you'll feel like yourself.

Lizard: your opponent was unworthy.

Spiderman: you noticed that too huh?

Mary Jane: What do me and Spider-Man have in common?
Peter: You both look good in skin tight outfits?

Spiderman: Moribus you need help.

Moribus: no I'm not ready to go!

Spiderman(singing while fighting thugs):He fliiies, through the aaair,with the greatest,of eeeease!

Hobgoblin: you've redecorated since my last visit.
Kingpin: I assure you this will be your this will be your last visit!

Jameson: Brock! Would it KILL you to get a decent suit?

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(MJ and Pete discussing MJ's nightmare boss)
Pete: You should try to keep from killing the director.
MJ: Someone else may beat me to it. He's got more than one way to drive everybody crazy... He's a health nut... you can't so much as put a hamburger in your face without him screaming about saturated fat!
Pete: Sounds like a bore.
MJ: At one point this morning, I had this image of calling Venom--
Pete: What?!
MJ: Well, if I knew his phone number. I wanted to say 'Forget about my husband. Do you want some nice health food? No artificial additives, no preservatives. No brains.'
Pete: MJ, really! This is not a nice thing to wish on a fellow human being!
MJ: I have my doubts about the human part.

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(Spidey throws a vat of cooking oil behind the shocker so it puddles under his feet)
Shocker: Missed by a mile webslinger! Gettin' old?
Spidey: Just bored, Shocker! So tell you what. I'm gonna hang here while you take your best shot! Give it everything! Then... I'll take mine!
He's buying it! Doesn't even see the cooking oil running under his boots! And without traction when he fires his forward blast that same energy should push him straight back! (into the wall) I love science!

Spiderman: Madame Web!! Bring them back I'll do anything

Madame Web: I can not

Spiderman: Can't or wont!?

(Peter's depressed and distracted by the recent death of a friend of the family)
MJ: Want a casserole for dinner?
Pete: Fine.
MJ: Or would you prefer Chinese?
Pete: Fine.
MJ: How about dead rat?
Pete: Fine
MJ: I'll keep the dead rat warm.

Saves MJ from a collapsing theater.

SM: Stay here, i gotta go back to help your director.
MJ: That's ok, he was going to fire me anyway.
SM:..... Oh look! A puppy in trouble!
MJ: Go get'im!

Spider-Man in MVC3.

Spider-Man: You must have a black belt in stupidity if your gonna beat me.