who's in da "jack and jack (da monky) fan club???
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johnny.d girl
dose ant1 remember how me and apg made a fan some clubs bout jack and jack????
well this is the offical thread 4 it!!!!!

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any1 else wanna join???

ArrghPirateGirl
ME ME ME ME ME ME
I shall suply all pics 4 da fan club LOL
Im going 2 try making a site once i get da net on my comp 4 it
Well as 4 members I think that Simmone & Kazzie will join coz Kazzie said she would and Simmone was a part of the other 1
ArrghPirateGirl

Well here is a start NAKED MONKEY LOL

johnny.d girl
LMFAO
naked monky???.......he look wierd with out da clothes!!!!! LoL!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
I love dis pic of Jack Its on my Ziggy
ArrghPirateGirl
Anyway what R we going 2 do In the err FAN CLUB
johnny.d girl
errr..................i dunno....havn't thort bout that!......we could go jack (sparrow) hunting????.....................that sounds fun but we'll go later juss incase any1 else wants 2 come.....
i luv the pic *gos off 2 inlarge it then prints it off and sticks it on wall*
LMFAO
SimoneDepp
hi


ArrghPirateGirl
Hi Simmone R U In??
johnny.d girl
oh hello simone!!!........c apg told u other ppl will wanna come with us!!!!
johnny.d girl
lol
well ImAPirate and jos.........wanna join????
any1 else wanna join???............*awaits 4 replys*
ArrghPirateGirl
Cool more members
johnny.d girl
.......................
we'll leve without ya'z
JessieSparrow
I want in! sure just dont ask me yet I feel loved why have I not heard of this yet...is this all cause I threatened to shoot you? Its all for fun love you know I would never really shoot you...you do know that right?...
ArrghPirateGirl
Aye I know U wouldnt realy shoot me LOL So where be Jos and the others???
johnny.d girl
yes we no ur here its ok

........as 4 the others???.no........maby we should tell 'em bout this thread???...................
johnny.d girl
yes we no ur here its ok

........as 4 the others???...............i dunno........maby we should tell 'em bout this thread???...................
johnny.d girl
*looks round*
where is every1????
grrpirategirl
hey! cool thread! Im totally in the club!

johnny.d girl
oh thats good
hey apg we have another porson finally!!!!
ok any1 else or we'll leve with out ya'z
ArrghPirateGirl
*looks round 4 members*
johnny.d girl
*looks round but c'z no 1*
*looks at apg* should we leve now.....i can't wait anylonger!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
Leave 2 where????
johnny.d girl
find johnny!!!! derrrrrrrrrr
SimoneDepp
hi here i am again.
ah i see.....grrpirategirl is in too

any1 else?
thank you for the siggie apg.
ArrghPirateGirl
No prob Sooo anymore members????
SimoneDepp
tell it us!!
do you like my siggie guys??
and eh...i'll go to secret window tomorrow night!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
SW havnt been to that thread in a while might do that now
ArrghPirateGirl
short fro secret window
johnny.d girl
sw........i luv sw but it's juss abit offtopic!!!!!!
ok were going now i don't wanna wait any longer...............*paks bad quickly then waits 4 every 1 else*.......................
ArrghPirateGirl
BAG jdg BAG!!! *pakes BAGS as well*
johnny.d girl
u new what i ment!!!
we gotta wait till 2morrow so gpg can join us
SimoneDepp
yup...were does she lives?
JessieSparrow
what about me forget about me again! gosh what are you palnning exactly *twiddles fingers*
grrpirategirl
im here and im ready!!!!!!!!
so ummm where we going???
Mrs_bloom
im in da club me love MONKEYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and orli but it aint an orli fan club!!!
johnny.d girl
okie dokie
we're leving now
ArrghPirateGirl
Dont know exactly We R just going 2 go off and kidnap Johnny LOL
Machete_guy
Can i be part of this fan club?Jumpy
Is there free cofee?Jumpy
CofeeCofeeCofeeCofeeCofeeCofeeCofee!!!!!!
johnny.d girl
coffie???......er i dunno
there should be......y
and yes we're off 2 france 2 find johnny....and M_G u have 2 promis u wont kill johnny or i wont write 2 u eva again!!!!!!
johnny.d girl
coffie???......er i dunno
there should be......y???
and yes we're off 2 france 2 find johnny....and M_G u have 2 promis u wont kill johnny or i wont write 2 u eva again!!!!!!
johnny.d girl
coffee???......er i dunno
there should be......y???
and yes we're off 2 france 2 find johnny....and M_G u have 2 promis u wont kill johnny or i wont write 2 u eva again!!!!!!
Machete_guy
i just havnt been to sleep for a few days..well when i say that i mean not a good sleep... but i had coffee and now im better.
Machete_guy
Off to france!!!jump
SimoneDepp
i'm gone for 1 day.
so i see you guys later about 2 days i geuss....
bye bye
JessieSparrow
Haha this sounds a bit familiar I think this may result in us running with Johnny and shooting him with a tranquilizer haha
Machete_guy
Ill pack my shotgun, yay.
ArrghPirateGirl
LOL C ya Simmone we will send ya a postcard when we capture Johnny LOL
johnny.d girl
(ooooooooooooppppppsssssss sry ppl i sent that message 3 times *slaps self on head*) u will NOT bring a gun M_G!!!!!!! or i'll kill u meself!!!!! HMPH!!!
cya l8er simone!!!
JessieSparrow: yes it is kinnda but all well it'll b fun!!!! LOL maaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!! *evil laugh*
*gets on plain 2 france*
Machete_guy
Alright, a gun it is. rifle
Machete_guy
rifle die!pirate2 my name is jack.s. arrg
johnny.d girl
ok thats it Mr!!!!!!! *gets pisstol out and points it at M_G's head*
U WILL PUT THAT AWAY OR I'LL KILL YE MESELF!!!!!!!!!!
*stares at M_G deeply and dosn't lower pisstol*
C'M ON I'M WAITING.....THROW IT AWAY NOW!!!!!!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
johnny.d girl
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
DON'T YE WANT HIM 2 CHUCK IT OR SOMETHIN????????
*gets pisstol loaded and gets the safty lock off*
c'm on chuck it away now!!!!!!!!!!! i'm not afraid 2 pull this trigger mattie!!!!!! *puts other hand on sawd juss incase*
ArrghPirateGirl
HUH???? What the hell is going on here this aint right!!!
johnny.d girl
machete was gonna shoojohnny so i'm telling him 2 get rid of the gun or i'm gonna kill him!!!!! SAVVY??? (lol i luv joking round)
*thinks of quick plan*
quick lets go while machete is gone!!!! *grabs stuff and gets on plain* (every1 eles is on the plane now 2 so ur not getting left behind!!!)
*plain starts laeving 2 go 2 france* (we aint there yet)
grrpirategirl
wait fer me im going 2 france!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
*jumps on plane*
After we kidnap Johnny can we go find da monkey???
johnny.d girl
yessssssssssssss we left without him
johnny's not gonna die now *throws party on the plain and every1 is alowd 2 be in it*
drink up me hearties yo-ho
ArrghPirateGirl
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO
*2 JDG*
R we there yet?????
johnny.d girl
*looks out side 2 find that the plain hasn't evan letf yet*
nope we havn't started 2 moov yet!!!
*gos up 2 the captin* r we going yet???
captin: soon juss wait
jdg: wait???? i don't wanna wait coz theres some1 trynna kill some1 here!!!!!!
captin: yeah.....whateva we're going now anyway i was kiddin!!!!
jdg: good!!.....*walks back out 2 the seats*
ArrghPirateGirl
yikes we havnt even left Machet is probally on the plane by now
HUH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
johnny.d girl
we're leaving now so juss chill 4 now and if he is on da plain i'll juss shoot him!............thats if he still has the gun!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
*looks worried*
johnny.d girl
u don't have ta worrie mattie juss enjoy the "plain party"
ArrghPirateGirl
K then Well gotta go c ya
johnny.d girl
bye bye
c ya soon *gos on with party*
Machete_guy
*Puts hand through roof and jumps in plane with gun in hand and trusty machete in right hand* Heeeeeerrres Machete_Guy!!!!! throws machete into pilots back impaling him.
johnny.d girl
*runs off anf hides taking some grog with her*
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SimoneDepp
hi....hi hi hi hi can i enjoy the party on the plain to?
johnny.d girl
(((no coz there is a phsyco on da plain)))
*grabs simone and drages her behind the corner*
ye need 2 b carful coz this dude (Machete_Guy) is on a killing spree!!!!!!
*starts running again*
SimoneDepp
who wants machete_guy to kill?
Mrs_bloom
not me !!!!!!!! bre pm me plzzzzzzzzzz
johnny.d girl
well u no how we're going 2 find johnny?........well M_G wants 2 kill him!!!!! and i think we're in the way of his rampage
SimoneDepp
m_g wants to kill johnny!!! no way!!!! i cant let him do that. we must stop m_g......were is he?
johnny.d girl
i dunno!
going round the plain killing ppl i guess!
Machete_guy
Right you are AAARGGHH!!! *running aroung killin ppl*
ArrghPirateGirl
Noooooooooo
*runs and hides under non-existent table*
Arrrrrrrr killing machine
Machete_guy
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
SimoneDepp
we must stop him.....
johnny.d girl
*hides with apg then gets pisstol and sawd out and junps out infrount of M_G*
u've left me no choice mattie *pulls trigger on pisstol but finds that its not loaded so then jdg gets her sawd and chops M_G's head off*
HMPH!!!!! serve ye right ye bloody phsyco!!!!!
Machete_guy
*New head poppes up like in jeepers creepers 2* mwhahahah ill kill ye all KILL YE ALL !! MWhahahah MWhahaha
johnny.d girl
boxingnoooooooooooooooo invinsable????giljotiini*jumps back under non-existant table*
Machete_guy
Theres only one way to defeat me and you will never find it ou MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (please dont poke my eye..its my weakness and the only way to defeat me, thankyou) MWHAHAHA
johnny.d girl
((( thanx 4 letting me no!!! LOL)))
*jumps out from non-existant table and drags apg around the corner then bults down 2 the bagage place (don't no wot they call it)
Machete_guy
*still killing ppl on plane*
johnny.d girl
*trys 2 think of a way of killing the in sane phsyco*
Machete_guy
...POKE ME IN THE EYE!!!
johnny.d girl
oh ok then *carfully gos up 2 machete then takes shoe off and pokes him with the shoe lacese sveral times*
well???........................
grrpirategirl
hides w/ every1 and pulls out a gun incase he gets close
SimoneDepp
and? have you poked m_g in his eye?
johnny.d girl
yep i did but nothins happening!!!!
gpg theres no point having a gun...........hes kinnda like the skelleton's off potc but i've poked him in the eyes now so everything might be ok now..............*looks worried*.....................
Machete_guy
*collapses dead*
johnny.d girl
well......that was fast.......no dramatic, funny ending??.........thats not like u!!!........u sick or somethin???
ArrghPirateGirl
Yay *comes out of hidding and jumps on M_G's dead body*
We Killed it We killed it
Machete_guy
AAAARRRGGHHH!! (im a cursed skeleton lol you thought poking me in the eye was gonna stop me ha suckers) grabs APG and thrors her out window* HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!
ArrghPirateGirl
*is thrown out window and lands in Johnny's arms*
YAY Thanx M_G
*goes of with Johnny"
johnny.d girl
(((yep thats pradictable!!....)))
*runs 4 dear life.......or what left of it anyway...........*
Machete_guy
*any ways throws JDP at other fans and kills them all then gets out sniper and aims at johny running away with APG* hehehe*shoots johny in da head* ddeeaaatthhh
ArrghPirateGirl
*is in lovely hotel with johnny then remebers that M_G was trying 2 kill him so they go into hidding*
Machete_guy
Johnys dead..i can see him about 30 metres away with his head 40 metres away.
ArrghPirateGirl
NOOOOOOOOO U LIE
johnny.d girl
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
ye him ye bloody stupid........*thinks of a word 2 say*..........ye...........bloody .........THING!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........*starts trying 2 strangel M_G*
(((hey if ue a skelliton....ye wouldn't b able 2 talk?!?!?!?!? ah well)))
johnny.d girl
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
ye bloody shot him ye bloody stupid........*thinks of a word 2 say*..........ye...........bloody.........THING!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........*starts trying 2 strangel M_G*
(((hey if ue a skelliton....ye wouldn't b able 2 talk?!?!?!?!? ah well)))
ArrghPirateGirl
*gets Johnny's head and body and stiches them back 2gether and he is alive again*
YAY He cant die either
*does crazy little dance then runs off with Johnny again*
johnny.d girl
*rus with them and dosn't look back*
oops sry i sent that bloody message twice......whoops
ArrghPirateGirl
*hides under non-existant table with johnny and jdg*
johnny.d girl
iz'e gone yet???
*looks at johnny and starts feeling less scared!!!!!*
JessieSparrow
I was going to read what the hells going on but Im lazy so Ill wait for someone to explain *blink* Im bored...again...I need a life...mah its 11:04 pm mah tired...bored...*grumble*
johnny.d girl
is it really???.......i'm juss having lunch now!!!! LOL thats funny
anyway Machete_Guy has been trying 2 kill johnny so we're hidding from him!!!!
Machete_guy
eeerrrr lunch didnt ye go to school?surprise
johnny.d girl
nope
home sick..........and with a bucket right next 2 me!
Machete_guy
Is it full? lol
johnny.d girl
LOL
nope..............bye
Machete_guy
So ye havnt even puked but you get to stay home....i wish i was like that

Machete_guy
so why are ye sick?
johnny.d girl
i dunno.........i havn't been hungery 4 2 weeks and feel like i'm gonna chuck!!!......ah well i'm not dead yet........LOL
anyway back 2 jack 'n' jack thing!
Machete_guy
Finger down the throat method...it works like a charm..ye feel ..aslong as you dont get addicted to it and becom annirecsict (i cant spell) cuz they are scary
johnny.d girl
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wouldn't dream of doing that on perpes!!!!!!!! thats sick!!!!! yeah i'm still shuving food down my throaght evan if i'm not hungery.....its ok......speaking of that i'll b back in bout 15 mins........going 2 have dinner
Machete_guy
LOL it was a joke LOL
johnny.d girl
yeah well thats good
thanx 4 da ziggie apg!!!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
The writting went blurry on it GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Machete_guy
How come ur siggy isnt working apg?
johnny.d girl
hey apg and do the "right click then show picture" thing that might work!!!
Machete_guy
I trid that..it didnt work

johnny.d girl
oh bummer!.........
ah well when apg gets anoyed with it she'll change it.....4 shore!!! LOL
SimoneDepp
hi hi......
wooow i missed a lot.
johnny is death, and a few seconds he's not dead.
hmm....funny ol'world innit?
but can we back to that killing thing?
we must stop m_g.
grrpirategirl
yeah pleeez! ur going off the subject! back 2 the killing thing....
grrpirategirl
oh by the way I think raz is going 2 change my name 2 'jaxPaRiTegurl' so if u c that it is still me...

Machete_guy
Throws machete in grrr pirate girls head
johnny.d girl
who's grr pirate girl???? (((she changed her name machete!!!)))
*hides from machete again and is under non-existand table and thinks that mackete can't c her*
SimoneDepp
*hides under non-existand table and's gonna dit after jdg.*
is he gone? is he gone jdg?
ArrghPirateGirl
*walks in and Hides with Simmone*
johnny.d girl
i dunno!..........*comes out and c's nothing....only disslocated ppl*
well i don't c him!.........*looks around again*..............
ArrghPirateGirl
OH NO what if he comes out behind us
*looks behind self*
johnny.d girl
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
LMFAO
ArrghPirateGirl
*hides back under non existent table*
Machete_guy
im here MWHAHAHAHAA Pulls out chain saw and saws off apgs arm (cuz i was disgiusing as the non existent table) MWhahahaha!!! the only way to beat me is to chop of my right arm...please dont to it..my vein to my brain is in there.
Machete_guy
Actually i mean right "hand" srry Mwhahahaha *saws through people on board who dont matter*
SimoneDepp
hmm....he's scary. aaaah *runs away and hides after non-existent door*
ArrghPirateGirl
*stiching arm back on*
Well that wasnt very nice!!!!
*shoots M_G in the head*
NOW STOP BLOODY KILLING PEOPLE!!!
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