Ask Will
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JessieSparrow
(alrighty I shall do my best at being Will but I will warn you now that it will not be as good as Jack or will it dun dun dun I guess we shall have to wait and see...now what would Will say?)
Good afternoon this is Will Turner, if you have any questions you would like to ask me please do so. And Jack told me to say no marriage proposals please. So start with the questions any time your ready.
Kitoky
Do you like chicken?
bader40
Why does my right leg squeak when i walk?
JessieSparrow
That's a very odd question, but um I guess I like chicken.
JessieSparrow
I'm not sure why your leg sqeaks when you walk maybe you should get that checked out.
(stop sending stupid crap or Jack will have to come yell at you)
bader40
Thanks for giving it to me straight Doc....
JessieSparrow
(you are very much welcome)
bader40
What sort of quetions are you expecting by creating a thread like this?
JessieSparrow
(um like ones about Wills life and other stuff like that like the stuff on ask Jack)
bader40
Oh i see....i think.....got the wrong end of the stick before when i asked you that medical question.
Maybe that would be a good idea..an online advice thread
aniron
hey hey Will, I'm Jacks friedn, the one that proposed, the one everybody says looks like liv tyler!
JessieSparrow
Hello, how are you?...Any questions?
(Will does not know who Liv Tyler is, just like Jack doesn't know who Johnny Depp is except for the fact that they look remarkably alike so I shall bypass that)
Orlando Bloom03
Will you kiss me Will? Better yet I'll take Keira's part in the next POTC movie!!??
aniron
ok, urm......MARRY ME!!!!!! Leave Elizabeth, she can't do anything for herself, and is so nobby, hi did you see her shun the dress her dad bought her? snob! I'M BETTER!!
MissesDepp?!
hey Will, why are you such a ***?
and did you actually make those swords or were you too busy being a ***?
JessieSparrow
I did make the swords, but I didn't want to make the Governor look stupid for thinking I didn't believe me I was very upset that he didn't think I could do a good job.
(hahahhahahhahhaha I think I just made him sound like more of a moron I would be laughing my head off but other people are in the room I knew this wasn't a good idea oh well)
MissesDepp?!
you didn't answer the *** questiong....
come on are you taking it up the ass?
Miss_bishie
Will hear is one,
Why is your hair ALWAYS wet!?!?! And also I know its not wet with water what is it!!
oh..the thoughts that come to mind.. ~_~;;
JessieSparrow
Is it always wet I havent really noticed when I was out at sea it was wet because there was water all around and maybe it was always wet because the town I live in is sort of an island and there is sort of water all around it
tassie
Do you really like Elizabeth??
JessieSparrow
Yes I love Elizabeth if she werent there I dont know what would happen to me
tassie
*waves hand* woohoo will!! i'd be here!!
aniron
so will you marry me?
(I'm sure you can pull a few srings jessiesparrow

)
ArrghPirateGirl
LOL LOL LOL The ask Jack thread was like a big hit and this one is all weird LOL LOL LOL
Bending_Unit
LOL yeayh will sux

like jack.....
ArrghPirateGirl
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Bending_Unit
*cough*jack sux!*cough*
ArrghPirateGirl
Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
*goes & cuddles Rummy coz Im sad now*
JessieSparrow
someone told me to start it then it died...it was against my will (ah crappy puns noooo) *runs screaming about puns*
ArrghPirateGirl
Hmmm.....Interesting!!!
A BaD PanCaKe
I have a question Will! Are you really a eunuch? Don't worry! I'll still love you even if you were rendered infertle!
A BaD PanCaKe
Did it hurt? you know....snip snip?
ArrghPirateGirl
LOL I wish dat bit was in the movie but as he said there is always da sequal
tinkerbell668
Will do you like bannanas?
ArrghPirateGirl
I like banana's
tinkerbell668
really that is great!!!!!!!
tinkerbell668
ahhh I like apples the green ones!!!!!! muwahahahhaha
ArrghPirateGirl
I h8 apples
BloomBabyGirl
ayo will howd u get soo hotttttttttt

ArrghPirateGirl
*cough* he aint *cough*
~Johnnyz#1~
*looks at everyone*
ArrghPirateGirl
*looks at J#1*
BloomBabyGirl
ArrghPirateGirl
~APG & Rummy da Munki~
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: ~I married Jack Sparrow~
*cough* he aint *cough*
wowo how can u say that? orlando bloom has got to be one of the finest men in the world
im coming for you

ArrghPirateGirl
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*hides under a rock*
Muahahahahaa Now U will never find me!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
Beer??? Nah I like rum better He he
*stays under rock*
BloomBabyGirl

fine fine...free jack

*hides boomerang*
tinkerbell668
*hide under rock too with APG* so what are we doing here again??
BloomBabyGirl
umm........APG is being hunted by me cuz she doesnt think orlando bloom is fwine which is a sin in the hot commandments.

now im coming for u 2
JessieSparrow
*hides under rock with everyone else* looks like we're havin a party here...I brought rum! *pulls out rum*
ArrghPirateGirl
Correction BabyBloom I like orlando I H8 WILL Grrrr He annoys me soooo much

*takes rum from Jessie 2 calm self down*
JessieSparrow
Will grrr *throws rock at Will*
ArrghPirateGirl
Hey where did he come from
*throws rum bottle at Will*
Aaaaaaahhhhh Noo my rum
*grabs rum off Will and slaps him*
Hmph
BloomBabyGirl

slap will!? yall are sinners! and im doin the lord a favor by doin this *sinister laff* mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha...*pulls out pistol* *hunts jack* mwah ha ha ha ha ha..*shoots his balls* mwaha ha ha,,,*duscovers jack has no balls*
tinkerbell668
hey I like orlando and will they are both beyond hot, but Will is a wuss i would be embarressed to walk down the street with him!!
BloomBabyGirl
why would u be embarresed to walk down th e street with one of the hottest guys in the world?! what r u pple smokin

APirateMonkey
Cos Willis a Whimp correction WHELP
Orli is better though Will sucs
A BaD PanCaKe
hello?? Jessisparrow?? You havent answered my question Will!! Are ye really a eunuch?
APirateMonkey
waiting 4 reply..............
tinkerbell668
*jeoperdy music* waiting.....
APirateMonkey
........................................................................
Lets just say yes shall we
BloomBabyGirl
hey ! she aint answered mine either! *blasts jeopardy music*
A BaD PanCaKe
hmmm...fine if u wont answer me question...I'LL FIND OUT MESELF!!!
Ooooh WIIILLLL!!!!
A BaD PanCaKe
*comes back grinning like a madman* hmmm...ok Jack has NOTHIN compared to will!! Will's got da goods. And I should know...I've raped Jack and believe me...its not all he says it is....i want to rape him again.
*chases after jack with a pair of handcuffs*
tinkerbell668
you have a strange way of showing affection....sounds fun!!!
Bending_Unit
thats wat they all say
Phoenix
Asks Will: Where has the topic run off to? Here, topic! Come on, good boy, topic!
APirateMonkey
We R juss trin 2 solve a problem Phoenix..........Jessie aint on no more so.............we need a newe question answerer
Phoenix
Ok... Will, how do you stay so gorgeous even when you have to fight pirates, and get sawdust in your face, and go on a boat, and don't wash your hair for several weeks?
BloomBabyGirl
thats what i axed..im stiil waiting....
ArrghPirateGirl
Yeah I tried 2 explain Jessie aint comming on no more so there aint no 1 2 answer the questions
BloomBabyGirl

cani saill ask?
tinkerbell668
I wanna know about pheonix's question, thats a mystery

A BaD PanCaKe
hmm..i have a solution! I shall answer the questions! If thats ok with evryone else...its only untill jessie comes back. okay? any questions?
A BaD PanCaKe
and if im going to answer the questions, im gonna change will personality around so its funnier. is that ok? i think i might make him a little prissy, girly person, even though i love him to bits. can i please please please answer the questions??
tinkerbell668
hmmmm seems like an ok idea to me!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
Yep

We might acctually get somewhere

tinkerbell668
we would stay on topic!!!! Go for it!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
Yeah stay on topic ............................... 4 once

tinkerbell668
no trouble yay!!!!
tinkerbell668
wow sooooo did she leave?
ArrghPirateGirl
Think so

tinkerbell668
hmmmmm soooo what do we do now???
ArrghPirateGirl
dunno.........wait
ArrghPirateGirl
*still waiting*
Unholly_Cheese
*waits with apg* wat r we waiting for?
tinkerbell668
for will to answer da questions...duh!!!
Princess Re
hhahahahahahha if you are waiting *puts on a sarcastic voice* for orlando bloom to answer *yeah right* don't ecpect him to reply..he is a thecnophobe
tinkerbell668
no no no we all know that, any good Orlando fan would know that LOL

!!!! But theres this girl and we ask questions and she answers 'em as wil!!! Its really funny, theres an ask jack too!! Buuuuuut she hasn't come back yet...
ArrghPirateGirl
Yeah ^ Wat she said

*continues waiting*
tinkerbell668
*waits* damn it we need a new will...shes not comin *tear*
ArrghPirateGirl
Yeah......*waits 4 a new will*
tinkerbell668
any volenteers?
ArrghPirateGirl
*looks around*
tinkerbell668
god damn it!! Come on!!!! Anyone???
ArrghPirateGirl
................................Uh...................................
tinkerbell668
*crys* no no no no....WE HAVE NO WILL!!!!!! THAT MEANS WE WILL BE OFF TOPIC FOREVER!!!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
.......*sigh*........Phoenix will kill us hang
tinkerbell668
well its not our fault really!!
ArrghPirateGirl
yeah

tinkerbell668
yay no trouble!!!
tinkerbell668
yes...now i haven't asked any questions on this thread yet...ummmm did u ever have a crush on anyone but elizabeth, will?
ArrghPirateGirl
Yeah??? DID YA DID YA?
ArrghPirateGirl
*waits*I hear nuthin

GAAAAHHH Wills deaf
tinkerbell668
Tink: *throws rock at will* are you deaf? < theres a question for ya!!
evil_rubba_duck
*whacks will with frypan*Can u curl up and die?????
ArrghPirateGirl

*watches Will curl up & die*
Awwwwww U wreacked our fun

tinkerbell668
*stares at dead will* what will we do without a will?? <<wow thats alot of wills
ArrghPirateGirl
Um......*sits and thinks*
Miya Sparrow
lets poke him *poke poke poke* ahah fun

JessieSparrow
yay! *grabs iron fire proddy thing that Johnny had in SW...pokes Will*
Johnny.D_Freak
pokey (i hope i spelt the smilie the right way

)
Miya Sparrow
yay *poke poke pokepokey* hey lets have a poke Will party *poke poke poke* whos going to bring the rum?....wait what if that elizabeth girl finds out what we did to Will, she better not burn the rum...cause if she dose rifle
ArrghPirateGirl
poke No we will burn her like she did the rum blowup
BloomBabyGirl
how bout u guys poke her while me n will are...uh....negotiating
Miya Sparrow
*thinks about it* nooooo! and good idea APG, burn the wich burn the wich Mwhahahahah
A BaD PanCaKe
omg im so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry!!! i didnt get any notices that there were any replies to this here topic!! errrr...can i still do the job?? *tear* if i dont then I'll understand *tear*
A BaD PanCaKe
alright alright!! I have magically returned from the dead so now I am free to answer any of your questions. No I am not deaf and I am here!!! so...ask away!
A BaD PanCaKe
and who the hell was poking me! cvs is going to have a shortage in band aids.
ArrghPirateGirl

......

BloomBabyGirl

lets screw
A BaD PanCaKe
whoz ur daddy
A BaD PanCaKe
(ugh, Will!! how DARE you!)
ArrghPirateGirl
Ok.......

Johnny.D_Freak

SCRAY!!!!!
A BaD PanCaKe
(lol sorry...bit of terrets today. wont happen again. promise. alrighty then, any questions?)
Johnny.D_Freak
LFMAO!!!! i'm hypo anyway'z so that dosn't matter
A BaD PanCaKe
(lol its aiight)
Johnny.D_Freak
wat's with the (_)???......

LOL
hmmm.......dots
TOPIC
Will: can u EVER get a life?

A BaD PanCaKe
A life? I HAVE a life, you mindless git. Why ever would you think not?
(the ()'s show that its me speaking and not Will)
JessieSparrow
yay someone else did it...I was going to but I was happier with the lets kill Will...so god speed to ye!
Miya Sparrow
yea we killed him then poked him...

why would we kill Will anyway he's hot not as hot as Jack of course, hmm hey Will who do you think is hotter you or Jack?
A BaD PanCaKe
who got the girl eh? obviously the better looking one.

ArrghPirateGirl
Suuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee Didn't U know Liz was blind?
A BaD PanCaKe
yes i know. blinded by my sheer beauty.
chez
*COUGH-COUGH-HACK-COUGH-COUGH-HACK-COUGH*
(

)
A BaD PanCaKe
aHEM? Need a cough drop?
chez
Yeah, actually - thanks!
**takes cough drop and wanders out of thread**
JessieSparrow
(wow dude you know what we should do...on the Will vs. Jack thing we should have Will vs. Jack (it makes sense to me...and Jack) well since we've got a Will...and Im Jack we do stuff there (it was good in theroy)...tell me if that cool with you....and by the way Jack will randomly stop in)
Jack: *cough*self-absorbed*cough*eunuch*cough*
Miya Sparrow

HI JACK *runs over to him*

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