katelovespirate
this is a tribute to jdl1224...
Im not very funny tonight, so everyone else had better be really witty to make up for it.
GV: CUT!!! Now what is the problem, Orlando?
OB: first it was the kiss in 2, now you expect me to react naturally to my fiance being locked in a cabin with Johnny?! He came on to the president!!!
GV: S*$&%^!!! Quick, everyone act like you're doing something important! The producer is on the way down...
JD: Does that mean we have to put away the rum?!
GV: CUT!!!!!
OB: (giggles)
GV: WhAT?!?!
OB: lam say eunuchy...
GV: I'm sorry Orlando. I just dont see anyway to let you wear a codpiece while keeping this movie PJ13. The audience knows you arent small...
OB: No they dont! Because Johnny is always making eunuch jokes (pouts.)
GV: CUT!!! When did we add a make-out scene to this part of the film?!!
JD and KK: our bad...
Jack Davenport: I just think it would really add to my character to get to beat Jack Sparrow up, maybe throw him to the ground, that sort of thing...
GV: Listen, If you have a crush on Johnny, just say so.
GV: Now listen Kiera. We really love what you've done with Elizabeth. We want to push the character even furthur by having her cut her hair.
KK: This has nothing to do with my character! You just dont want to pay for the hair. Johnny demanded a raise, didnt he??? SO he could buy another island???
GV: I dont know what you're talking about...
GV: CUT!!!! You guys, seriously. You are supposed to be SWORDFIGHTING, not MAKING OUT.
JD and KK: Woops. did it again.
time for the rest of ya to get clever. LOL
Im not very funny tonight, so everyone else had better be really witty to make up for it.

GV: CUT!!! Now what is the problem, Orlando?
OB: first it was the kiss in 2, now you expect me to react naturally to my fiance being locked in a cabin with Johnny?! He came on to the president!!!
GV: S*$&%^!!! Quick, everyone act like you're doing something important! The producer is on the way down...
JD: Does that mean we have to put away the rum?!
GV: CUT!!!!!
OB: (giggles)
GV: WhAT?!?!
OB: lam say eunuchy...
GV: I'm sorry Orlando. I just dont see anyway to let you wear a codpiece while keeping this movie PJ13. The audience knows you arent small...
OB: No they dont! Because Johnny is always making eunuch jokes (pouts.)
GV: CUT!!! When did we add a make-out scene to this part of the film?!!
JD and KK: our bad...
Jack Davenport: I just think it would really add to my character to get to beat Jack Sparrow up, maybe throw him to the ground, that sort of thing...
GV: Listen, If you have a crush on Johnny, just say so.
GV: Now listen Kiera. We really love what you've done with Elizabeth. We want to push the character even furthur by having her cut her hair.
KK: This has nothing to do with my character! You just dont want to pay for the hair. Johnny demanded a raise, didnt he??? SO he could buy another island???
GV: I dont know what you're talking about...
GV: CUT!!!! You guys, seriously. You are supposed to be SWORDFIGHTING, not MAKING OUT.
JD and KK: Woops. did it again.
