What would you do if you were asked to be Jack Sparrows Girlfriend?

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Pirate_monkey
I would Probably faint i am very shy embarrasment

Pirate_mad
i would run about crazy with him (drunk o' corse) and we will both be singing at the top of our voices.....and then we have some together time down in a rum celler

pierreismine33
i would rater be will turners gf no offence but will is more my age only a few yrs.

DarthLazious
Well I am a guy but if I was a woman I would be honored to be his girlfriend.

Pirate_monkey
Well then wat would you do if you were asked to be elizabeths boyfriend? big grin

Captian Rogue
ok me hearties ye should never ask a question like that when i'm around...!!!

Pirate_monkey
Why not? that is what i say!!

Heather 29
If I wasn't married now, I would deffinatley say yes to Jack sparrow

Pirate_monkey
bunny yes right on! eek!

johnnywooh
id dance.. a bit like this : banyey

and then id be sad cos id wake up and realise itd only been a dream cry

Pirate_monkey
Dreams reflect real life so keep dreaming!eek! i dance like this Happy Dance

Red X
I would say

"Im a man you moron!"

Pirate_monkey
then what would you do IF you were asked to be Jack sparrows boyfriend or best friend?

KillTheLight
I would say it's about bloody time..then I'd crack open a bottle of rum and we'd drink the night away..drunk

johnnywooh
nah my dancing's better stick out tongue banyey

KillTheLight
eek!..wooshy i lover your siggy .....happy

Pirate_monkey
Originally posted by johnnywooh
nah my dancing's better stick out tongue banyey
nuh ahdancedancedancedancedancedance

Pirate_mad
*eyes turn red with anger* HIS MINE! ALL MINE *hugs onto Jack with a death grasp*

Jack: *eyes pop* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! GET ME AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY WOMAN!
Pirate_mad: *crys*
Jack: err.... *because of him calling PM a crazy woman, has caused her to create a sea of tears* what do i bloody do now?!?

Pirate_monkey
Pirate mads no woman! mad Its a RUM STEALER!! LETS GET HER mad *angry mob appears and starts chasing pirate mad* mad mad mad mad mad

johnnywooh
Me too love yes i like urs too, but i'm british so i don't get the whole lost thing thats happening on these forums. i get the impression im missing out confused

Pirate_monkey
Im an Aussie how is Britain?

johnnywooh
SUNNY eek! .. no actually its pouring with rain lol, as usual, and we're rubbish at rugby sad *sulks*

Pirate_monkey
no affence but i think rugby is boring...

johnnywooh
i dnt like it either but it ws cool having something england was good at!! but now we suck. ohh well i av to go to school now. bye hi2

Pirate_monkey
really sad i just got home!

¤Freak-N-Lost¤
I have 2 get off in 10mins

Pirate_monkey
K im gonna get LOST then...

Pirate_mad
NO! *grabs hold of Monkey's leg* don't leave me alone! *silence*



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i'm coming with you! *get's LOST*

Pirate_monkey
k yes see you there!

johnnywooh
someone explain this lost thing to me!.... please!

Pirate_monkey
Well its called the LOST forum we go there!

mssharrow
its like lost in the island..... wacko

Pirate_monkey
aha! big grin

johnnywooh
blink

CrazyInLove
Well, it I were asked to be Jack Sparrow's girlfriend then I would..

Dance, hug him, then kiss him, and then say "HELL YEAH!!!!!!"

lol..

Rebecca

*COTTON MOUTH*
Hmmmmmmmmm u wouldnt mind me asken were is the LOST form

cause thats a mad tv show smile

Pirate_monkey
It is in the TV talk forum!!! CYA there!

*-=Fat sacK=-*
i'm in

Pirate_monkey
COOL!!

*COTTON FREAK*
same

*-=Fat sacK=-*
Cool

Pirate_monkey
COOLofftopic

Heather 29
If I was not married, I'd say YES I would

xXLauriëXx
clap

Pirate_monkey
eek!

Pirate_mad
*advances slowly on the life sized Jack Sparrow cut out that her enemies put there* MINE! *grabs the Jack Sparrow cut out and then gets caught up in a net* ....well...this is random..... *sees the REAL Jack Sparrow underneath her* NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Pirate_monkey
he he he Jacks all mine now*evil grin cause she set the net* no one can resist the powers of the monkey *climbs on jacks shoulder gets innocent bystander to take pic*if you wanna c me and Jack Sparrow Look Down its my SIG!!@!!

xXLauriëXx
not anymore stick out tongue

Pirate_monkey
aha

Kgurl842
I would grab him to show all the others that he was MINE love pirate

Pirate_monkey
MINE!!!mad

xXLauriëXx
MINE roll eyes (sarcastic)

Pirate_monkey
MINE eek!

choosewisely
>say ello 2 the topic<

first i would ask jack friendly to go to the docter (there must be something wrong wiv his eyes)

inf not... i would laugh at him and tell everybody he is gay

1. i am not a girl
2.i am not gay

Pirate_monkey
or are you?.....

xXLauriëXx
shifty

belbel300
hello!!

xXLauriëXx
hi belbel wave

KillTheLight
Originally posted by Kgurl842
I would grab him to show all the others that he was MINE love pirate

you spelt the word 'mine' wrong tsk tsk it's spelt "KillTheLight's" stick out tongue

Originally posted by belbel300
hello!!

aloha ,howdy and hello

choosewisely
?

emma_aldir
If i was asked to be Jack Sparrow's girlfriend, i'd cry, then laugh, then hug him, then kiss him then say 'HELL YEA!'
I love him soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!

xXLauriëXx
yes

Johnny_4_Me
I would jump up and down and scream YES, YES, YES. But I wouldn't settle for just a girlfriend. Then I'd want some PRIVATE time with him! *wink wink*

dentyne.fire
omg i would totally faint if i was asked to be jack sparrows g/f. lol it would be the best thing ever..!

xXLauriëXx
pity he's only a fictional character weep
agh.. did i just say that fear *runs off*

Pirate_monkey
Originally posted by KillTheLight
you spelt the word 'mine' wrong tsk tsk it's spelt "KillTheLight's" stick out tongue
well, i hate to tell you this but that word is actually spelt P...I...R...A...T...E...(SPACE)M...O...N...K...E...Y...'...S!!!eek!

Pirate_monkey

xXLauriëXx
*run's faster*
i didn't mean it i didn't mean it! laughing out loud
*p_m is catching up*
fear noooo don't hurt me! i'm not a monster!

Pirate_monkey
nah luv ya really!hug

ellehcim_belle
Say yes Duh!!! big grin

Phoenix
Pinch myself to make sure it wasn't one of my lovely recurring dreams... love

Pirate_monkey
Mrs Jack Sparrow.........

xXLauriëXx
eek!.. how did you learn my name, monkey?? shifty

choosewisely
every girl in this forum wants to be called mrs jack sparrow! dun think that was hard...was it monkey sparrow?

Pirate_monkey
No i cant actually be his girlfriend..... because i am actually his pet monkey/daughter....eek!

belbel300
Mrs Depp........Mrs Depp......... O! Sorry, I was dreaming, so what were we talking about! stick out tongue shifty

Pirate_monkey
YAY!! if i was id get to visit him on set for POTC2!!!!

Sparrow_Lvr_200
Jack: I can do anything exsept stop a women from crying....
Pirate_mad: *crying* I just wanted a hug
Jack: But you tryed to kill me
Pirate_mad: Thats just love

eek!

I love messing thing up

eek! eek! eek! eek!

Pirate_monkey
r u pirate _mad?

xXLauriëXx
surely not, as it would say so in her profile confused

choosewisely
can't be....right?

Pirate_monkey
i dont know confused

xXLauriëXx
no they definitely can't be.. they have different birthdays stick out tongue smartass

Pirate_monkey
okies laurie your SMAT!!!!

xXLauriëXx
well smarter than u cos you can't even spell it stick out tongue

Pirate_monkey
now there is no possible way that you are SMAT... you dont reven get what being SMAT is..... KTL and I are SMAT and i thought you were too....

Gryn Jabar
I'd kick him in the nuts because I'm not a ***. But thank him anyway.

xXLauriëXx
Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
now there is no possible way that you are SMAT... you dont reven get what being SMAT is..... KTL and I are SMAT and i thought you were too....
well you obviously thought wrong then stick out tongue

Pirate_monkey
SMATNESS is a beutiful thing

xXLauriëXx
right

Pirate_monkey
what does it mean having my name on your sig?

xXLauriëXx
well it means you are extremely special stick out tongue roll eyes (sarcastic)
the top names are all my Lotr people, and the bottom ones are potc..

Pirate_monkey
YAY!!!!! im special!!!!

xXLauriëXx
yes no expression

Pirate_monkey
no

xXLauriëXx
yes no yes no2... i'm confused.. i've forgotten what i'm nodding at

Piratemonkey101
I would scream, accept then hug him!!!!!!

Pirate_monkey

choosewisely
muahaha me 2 (and evill)

Pirate_monkey
well im evil with a capital I

choosewisely
i am evill with a capital H

xXLauriëXx
confused

Depp Hottie
What is up everyone

xXLauriëXx
i'm good.. but slightly worried (choose is evil with a capital H) eek

Pirate_monkey
Originally posted by choosewisely
i am evill with a capital H

wowconfused thats pretty evil but since i am evil with a capital I i am a little bit more evil than you, for I in the alpha bet is after H, but noone can be as evil as Z! *omnius music plays*

johnnysbabe
If i was asked i would obviously say yes maybe i could get something going out side of the set to laughing

xXLauriëXx
Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
wowconfused thats pretty evil but since i am evil with a capital I i am a little bit more evil than you, for I in the alpha bet is after H, but noone can be as evil as Z! *omnius music plays*

i'm evil with a Z! yes angel_not

KillTheLight
I'm evil with a b..no seriously..it's my new side kick he stings i steal..

Pirate_monkey

·•Lost_Freeak•·
i'm not evil roll eyes (sarcastic) pirate5neon29happybat

Pirate_monkey
sure..... roll eyes (sarcastic) wink

·•Lost_Freeak•·
happybat

Destruction
if i was going out with JD i wouds ask 4 his money

choosewisely
gay

Destruction
yer litterly it is.

·•Lost_Freeak•·
Originally posted by Destruction
if i was going out with JD i wouds ask 4 his money

wow wow WOW.....lemme get this straight....you would go out wiv Jack?...but ur a guy no expression

choosewisely
this is getting scary eek! sick

·•Lost_Freeak•·
*shudder*
i think we can MOVE ON NOW.....i ....hate pea's no expression

choosewisely
srry....pea's?

Destruction
what are peas

·•Lost_Freeak•·
THE VEGGIE!!!...u know?...those lil green blaa thingys?...that u eat....4 dinner...???!!!

Miss_Faye
Nothing.

Pirate_monkey

belbel300
I LOVE JACK SPARROW.... embarrasment

xXLauriëXx
Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
why are you peaphobic?

laughing

Pirate_monkey
i wanna know WHY??

xXLauriëXx
i don't think we'll ever know no ~weep~

Pirate_monkey
but i WANNA know!!!!!

Pirate_mad
please....tell us......




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JUST TELL US!!!

xXLauriëXx
we'll be waiting a long times, her and FNL very rarely come here since they've become losted roll eyes (sarcastic) weep

Pirate_monkey
ill make them come back....*goes to lost forum full of ambition*

Pirate_monkey
didnt work my plans never work no sadwalk

choosewisely
blink long time no see

Pirate_monkey
hI CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!! this forum is like near death sad

choosewisely
i see... laughing sad

Pirate_monkey
laughing this is no laughing matter........................no expression

choosewisely
i no...i just missed the smilie.....this 1 2!!!!>>>crazycrazycrazycrazycrazycrazy

·•Lost_Freeak•·
no expression

choosewisely
crazy

xXLauriëXx

·•Lost_Freeak•·
no expression no expression

Pirate_monkey

choosewisely
neato crazy

xXLauriëXx
goofy

·•Lost_Freeak•·
no expression no expression no expression

Pirate_monkey
ermermermermerm

xXLauriëXx
confused, are we?

choosewisely
ay

·•Lost_Freeak•·
confused1

choosewisely
crazy

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