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Okay boys and girls, two powerful groups pitted against each other for ultimate supremecy!!

Superman vs 50cent (both muscluar and powerful and immune to bullets and blades; even )

Green Lantern vs Lloyd Banks ( Lantern easily )

Batman vs Young Buck ( Southern Gangsta takes this after long bitter battle; Young buck )

Aquaman vs Yayo ( Oceanic freinds can't help much against nines and .45s; Yayo )

Wonderwoman vs Olivia ( The Amazonian chick beats the ghetto crap out of this project pigeon, Wonderwoman )

LMAO

batman would make young buck the new robin

5O Cent immune to bullets? Hardly, he is just to stupid to know he is dead.

Batman beats the shit out of G-Unit types (except real gangsters) almost every night... you know morons that hold their guns side ways and couldn't hit the brood side of a barn.

I like the description about Superman and 50. Hella funny. 50 did get shot 8 times and is still alive.

G- Unit ???Please
Now G-Unit maybe WU-tang and that would just be humorous but ultimately a massacre.
Pretty original thread though

50 cent would run and beg Ja Rule and the INC for help. G-unit indeed.

screw 50 cent Biggie small is the illest

yeah...what if Biggie Small and Kingpin team up they could take down the league...if Batman joined them.

nice Biggie and Kingpin vs crime syndicate of America!!!!
NICE!!

50 Cent is hella cool.

G-Unit wins this easily cuz guess what....................JLA are fictitious f*ckin characters created by ink and paper.

G-Unit will set the comic pages on fire with their cigars and its all over

GOOD F*CKIN GAMES PEACE THE F*CK OUT JLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but if G-unit were in the JLA world they be royally screwed!

Originally posted by Mainstream
but if G-unit were in the JLA world they be royally screwed! unfortunately real people cannot trek through comic book universes so its a rather irrelevant discussion...................im being way too literal here. im still a scrub. haha

G-Unit still wins cuz, c'mon, G, G, G, G, G, G, G-Unit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha peace =]

I agree with kgkg. Biggie certainly was the illest.

Where is Tron?

Originally posted by K3VIL
50 Cent is hella cool.



IT'S NOT 50 CENT IT'S HALF A DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!!

You've got to be f*ckin' kidding me. G-Unit???

G-G-G-G-G-G-Get da f*ck outta here.

Those fools couldn't even take Wu Tang.

Yeeaaahhh...funny as it is I won't be surprised if this thread gets closed

"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get da f*ck outta here.""

best line ever shit nice

Props

g-unit could totally take out wu-tang. you're all leaving out the hardest member: GAME! his MOM was a crip, his brother is a crip, his other brother is in jail. . . and GAME himself is just the hardest cat out there right now! all of g-unit is hard! 50 got shot 9 times and only has a limp in his leg! banks was shot and had to run to the hospital while getting shot at. when he escaped the shooters (he was bleeding internally at this point) he gets hit by a car! he eventually makes it and now hes fine. buck is just from the south and he's pretty crazy. and dont know anything about yayo except hes been in jail. they obviously cant take the jla but they sure as hell can take out anyone on the radio right now

The drum machine starts up, looping the same simple, uninspired trash over and over again then G-Unit lays down their lame rehashed "lyrics" and the JLA flee to getting away before the fell the need to bore the "music" out of their heads with power tools. So G-Unit wins by ring out?

Wait! Green Lantern uses his ring an creates a musical instrument and G-Unit gets so baffled and confused they are force to forfeit the match.

Kids nowadays will believe anything.

Getting shot doesn't make you hard, it makes you a dumb f*ck. Real hardcore thugs don't tell their business to the entire world over Dr. Dre beats, the damn police are listening. 50 got dumped on. Big f*ckin deal. He's a loud mouthed entertainer now. Doesn't change the fact his whack a$$ be kickin' bull$hit lyrics on the mic. $hit, Banks got gay porn starring himself floating around on the internet, and Game was a male stripper in LA.

Now that's gangsta.

Man, I miss the days of A Tribe Called Quest, Pete Roc, Rakim droppin "Follow the Leader", man, that real hip hop. Now everyone's a damn cartoon character. You think it's a coincendence that damn near every MC has the same life story?

Grew up in the hood. Check.

Comes from a poor dysfunctional family. Check.

Used to sell drugs to 'survive'. Check.

Survived shootouts. Check.

Here's your card, your jewelry, a bunch of big booty models for your video, a bunch of rented custom cars, and a skull cap.

Here, show me a nice thugged out ice grill for the camera.

-Click-

You're a rapper now.

Sh*t, even Joe Buddens can say all that. Whack MCs are Whack MCs. Period. Gettin shot and surviving just means you need a change of scenery and occupation, and you need to keep your mouth shut before they shoot you again and have better aim.

G-Unit would get mopped up by Wu Tang. Wu Tang is like 17+ members deep including Killarmy and the Killer Bees. What, is 50 gonna do, call Eminem and D-12's whak asses for backup?

And Wu Tang has made better music. 50 ain't seeing Gza, Ghostface, Rae, or Meth on the mic. Corny, bucktoothed muthaf*cka.

Best thing 50 did was shut up Ja Rule.

Now, his services are no longer needed.

Funny he was snappin on Ja for makin soft music and he's droppin songs called "Candy Shop", "Disco Inferno", and "Piggy Bank".

Hip Hop is like the WWF now.

But anyway, this is a comic book forum, not a hip hop forum.

I digress...

word up illadelph!

Wow. This is stupid in so many languages.

LMAO! This thread is classic. The title alone had me rollin'.

IMO, G-g-g-g-g-UN-IT would g-g-g-g-get their asses handed to them by JLA. I suspect Fitty would have The Game run interference, priming the Hall of Justice with explosives.

Oh, and the JLA would beat the G-Unit at music, let alone in a fight.

JLA rap

superman left lois lane , and all his hoes
Beated darksied Three times in a Row
who's next , Wonder Woman , shacking that ass
Gl breakes the glass, where the f@ck is the Flash
Bling BLing , Batman man rich boy in the hood Cling
up to no good , pimping till the hoes understood

What

LMAO

I just dry heaved reading that shit.

I remember when Hip Hop was taken seriously.

Somewhere Chuck D is shaking his head...


And Flavor Flav is saying "Yeeaaaahhhh Booooyyyyeeeee!!!!!" while some chick calls him "Fufi Fufi".

lol. this thread is too good....

Batman pulls Ja Rule out of his belt...Batman and Ja Rule free style trash talk rap 50...50 get mad calls Lex..Lex gets the Legion together and now it's on suckers!

Don't forget 50's beefin' with Fat Joe and Terror Squad now too. Each member of that group weighs at least a quarter ton and has class 2,500 strength. Batman would hit them up with his Bat 2-Way and lace them with the science, then they'd rally up Nas and Mobb Deep. Prodigy and Havok got powers like the Super Twins. They clang their Hypnotiq bottles together and can shape shift into Spreewell Spinner rims, gold chains, and platinum teeth...

don't forget Ja Rule is tiny..he could be a black atom

Banner would win cause he's from the -- M I crooked letter, crooked letter I crooked letter, crooked letter I hump back, hump back I. Yyeaaaaaaaaah!

"M I crooked letter, crooked letter I crooked letter, crooked letter I hump back, hump back I. Yyeaaaaaaaaah!"



My God, a lost generation...

I'm gonna have to listen to Little Brother and Talib Kweli for like 15 hours to get this out of my head.

In the end G-Unit would just offer to call a truce (why fight when you're selling millions)!

u guys and your rap music....

i wasnt talking about anything other than their personal life and history from news. i wasnt talking about lyrics music or anything else. i was just saying they could beat anyone on the radio right now. which is true. and i hate it when people become so judgemental because of music. thats probabably the thing that gets to me the most. the reason why our generation is so lost is becuase people focus so much on what type of music they want people to think they're listening to they dont even get aything out if. of course you cant compare 50 and kweli. they are enjoyed on different levels. you dont get anything musically out of 50's music but his lyrics are entertaining and fun to laugh at. i concur with a lot you said about 50. but what was the last wu-tang song you heard on the radio? dirrty w/ redman christina aguaiue;lakjnewgpsiubvhea? i dont listen to rap much anymore but when i did was a huge fan of Run DMC and kurtis blow. . . the pioneers. dont immediately dismiss something just because it seems stupid at first. hey the eniter 1st page of this is how stutpid it seems and yet we're almost at the 3rd page

I wasn't snappin on you Quick Freeze. If you took it that way, I apologize homie. You seem like a rational dude. Peep da science man:

Radio airplay does not equate to quality music. Just because 50/Chingy/Trillville etc. get a lot of airplay, doesn't make their music good. The Roots sh*t all over them when it comes to quality of the music they make. Sh*t, MC Hammer was blasted on the radio 24/7 back in the early 90's, doesn't mean he was better than Jungle Brothers, Kool G Rap or X Clan. I don't want to go in depth because this is a comic book forum and not a hip hop forum, but the bull$hit on the radio today is recycled, dumbed down, consumer friendly trash. Execs create rappers nowadays (not MCs, rappers). All you need is the right look and a criminal record and they'll make you a platinum selling artist with your own sneaker. It's marketting and big business. When I was coming up as a youngin' (I'm 25, so it's amazing how fast things changed), MCs couldn't touch the mic unless they had skills, or other real MCs would crush them and they'd get booed off the stage and sent them home. Now, skills aren't even a requirement. You have to have the right appearance and background. Smoke and mirrors.

Oh, and getting shot and having gang members in your family doesn't make YOU hard, it means that you are leading a very f*cked up life style and need to change that sh*t. It's not honorable. Any random cat in the world can land a good punch and drop 50 or any member of G Unit, they're just men. And they're personas are more fictional than anything else. Records can be fabricated when there is money to be made, just ask the President.

i completely agree, but i think its time that this is closed. . . funny concept though. . .

Oh lord, wtf is this?

You left out the Game son, lol.

Closing

This is a post to a closed thread.

i guess he forgot

Hey quick freeze,
Buck got shot in the arm and leg a while backe when he was traveling around with cash money before they got real big.
Game got shot five times, too.
Every member has been shot or stabbed or hit by a car or all.
I don't know much about yayo except he is kinda whack.
I think that fifty can probably bench press 300-400 lbs and brawl, but he would break his arm if he punched superman as hard as he could and superman would stand there and watch him break himself up.
Banks would get murk'd by lantern,yayo's bullets wouldn't stop aquaman from ripping his arms off,olivia gets thrown through a brickwall and dies, and buck could probably shoot batman from a distance and try to fistfight him if he gets close, but might get broken all the f@#k up. Game won't even come to help them cause he's still pissed off with 50 cent.

G-Unit run these streets.

Originally posted by jplatinum
Hey quick freeze,
Buck got shot in the arm and leg a while backe when he was traveling around with cash money before they got real big.
Game got shot five times, too.
Every member has been shot or stabbed or hit by a car or all.
I don't know much about yayo except he is kinda whack.
I think that fifty can probably bench press 300-400 lbs and brawl, but he would break his arm if he punched superman as hard as he could and superman would stand there and watch him break himself up.
Banks would get murk'd by lantern,yayo's bullets wouldn't stop aquaman from ripping his arms off,olivia gets thrown through a brickwall and dies, and buck could probably shoot batman from a distance and try to fistfight him if he gets close, but might get broken all the f@#k up. Game won't even come to help them cause he's still pissed off with 50 cent.
are you crazy ya yo is the nicest ****** in g-unit. fu#k 50 fu#k buck they all wack. the only nice ******* in g-unit is ya yo and banks

any body will tell ya that

WTF is g unit?

This is the G-Unit
http://www.zvuki.ru/photo/b/19820/picture.jpg

Oh, rappers. Two scenarios here. Either the jla strikes quickly and destroys them, or the "g-unit" starts performing and the jla commit mass suicide from being exposed to the massive amount of suck that is rap.

lol @ entire thread, jla obviously

g-unit = pussies

i just came to realize most of yall live in the suburbs... lol

"Ask 50, it get lonely on top
You can hate me or love me, but now the cops the only homies he got
When it's beef we eat, we win, but we ain't lonely we pop
You sell records but a GGG-u not!"
-300 bars and running

Originally posted by K3VIL
This is the G-Unit
http://www.zvuki.ru/photo/b/19820/picture.jpg

The artist who drew that is good. Who is it?

What are G-Unit's powers? I've never heard of them.

Could someone show some scans? Please.

Originally posted by Pointinel
lol @ entire thread, jla obviously

g-unit = pussies

i just came to realize most of yall live in the suburbs... lol

"Ask 50, it get lonely on top
You can hate me or love me, but now the cops the only homies he got
When it's beef we eat, we win, but we ain't lonely we pop
You sell records but a GGG-u not!"
-300 bars and running
Originally posted by jks
Oh, rappers. Two scenarios here. Either the jla strikes quickly and destroys them, or the "g-unit" starts performing and the jla commit mass suicide from being exposed to the massive amount of suck that is rap.
"Hate it or Love it the Underdog's on top and I'm gonna shine homie until my heart stop"

LOL @ ^

they got rap in italy?

Mainly listened rap is the american one, italian rap is rubbish for 90%, there are few singers with real skill.

http://www.zvuki.ru/photo/b/19820/picture.jpg

That must be a mature comic to have a parental advisory sticker on it.

Apparently Tron forgot...I'll finish it then...Closing...

But 3 pages? Come on guys, we should know better than this.