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Not that I'm fantasizing (ok, I'm fantasizing). So, Batman needs to date me.

We just need to convince Batman. So list here all the reasons Batman needs an elf in his life.

Get a catsuit, and become a burglar... problem solved...

*I already have catwoman outfits*

i wanna see

Only if your good.. lol

i'm a vewy good boy...

yes Vaya me too lol.

Only I be a bad boy lol.

It will cost both of you though



Just kidding

money does not mean much, WELL not these days.


"See Killing Joker"

HA!Vaya!
Batman won't even look at you as long as he's got me!
MWAHAAHHAHA!

I'll make you a deal.

You can have nightwing, and I get batman

Oh my god. As long as I get Spoiler! (lol, just kidding)

^Dead girls aren't my thing personally

Batman would date you he's only go eyes for Catwoman.

i meant wouldn't

Maybe I could change his mind

Yeah right. Not since in the history of the Batman he marrys Catwoman and has a kid. She is his girl. Anyways I don't think he'd date an evil plant lady. Unless he was under her control. But it only works once, eh?

I guess I don't know why he goes for an evil cat lady either.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
It will cost both of you though



Just kidding
You know why baby!!!!you so beautiful

he wouldn't date YOU as long as I exist, sugar... smoke

Originally posted by Paola
he wouldn't date YOU as long as I exist, sugar... smoke

ooh... thems fightin words...

CATFIGHT!

Originally posted by Paola
he wouldn't date YOU as long as I exist, sugar... smoke


Batman would date me even if you had him. He would still want me.
I'm purr.. fect!

He would probably more likely take every girl, but mainly me.

Why? I'm an elf with a catsuit thats why.

Show us the catsuit, I insist.

Originally posted by DarkAge
Show us the catsuit, I insist.

It's not as good as some of the others.

but its cool.

I want a new one.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Batman would date me even if you had him. He would still want me.
I'm purr.. fect!

He would probably more likely take every girl, but mainly me.

Why? I'm an elf with a catsuit thats why.

nah! disgust

he doesn't even consider it, you know?... he wouldn't even watch any other girl schmoll

you are? well... on second thoughts that pointy ears of yours might beat me lookaround (just might, ok?)

How about ever other day...


I get him on fridays

sorry paola why would batman date you, more likey to date vana, after all she is an elf, besides i would date her!

Originally posted by liam k
sorry paola why would batman date you, more likey to date vana, after all she is an elf, besides i would date her!


Aww. Thank you

but Paola is also cool.

o.k sorry paola your cool

HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME!?

I want him everyFriday, and if possible every other Sunday.

In fact, come to think of it, I just need him at night.

So how about I just borrow him?

Originally posted by Dracora
HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME!?

I want him everyFriday, and if possible every other Sunday.

In fact, come to think of it, I just need him at night.

So how about I just borrow him?

Ok. You have have him from 1am to 9am.

I get him 5pm to 1am

Doesn't look like he's going to get much crime fighting done!

What does tall dark and mysterious have that joker doesn't?


Other than a conscience....and a sense of justice.....and remorse.....and.....all that crappy stuff women love

(ps: Harley FTW )

~wickerman~

Why would you want to date batman? He's cool and all and has a wicked-ass car. I don't see a lot of love for the Flash, I mean com'on! I bet he can give a girl like several orgasms in a second. Maybe you should re-think who'd you wanna date.

Originally posted by Nevermind
Why would you want to date batman? He's cool and all and has a wicked-ass car. I don't see a lot of love for the Flash, I mean com'on! I bet he can give a girl like several orgasms in a second. Maybe you should re-think who'd you wanna date.

"Fastest Man Alive" isn't exactly a great sexual reference!

Besides ladies, the Bat is mine. We share the same kind of personality and are a little too serious for our own good.

Of course, that would go the way of all my relationships. Once the guy gets too serious, I tend to split. To me nothing is more important than my work, study and trying to make a difference. Tends not to leave to much time for a relationship. Besides, relationships tend to get in the way of the bigger picture and slow you down and can be distracting.

But fooling around for a while with Bats would be great! As long as it didn't get too emotional.

I have a black vinyl catsuit myself, though using as differing costumes, from Black Widow and with some accessories, Huntress.

Originally posted by Wickerman
What does tall dark and mysterious have that joker doesn't?


Other than a conscience....and a sense of justice.....and remorse.....and.....all that crappy stuff women love



You are forgetting he is also super hot

Originally posted by Nevermind
Why would you want to date batman? He's cool and all and has a wicked-ass car. I don't see a lot of love for the Flash, I mean com'on! I bet he can give a girl like several orgasms in a second. Maybe you should re-think who'd you wanna date.

from one of the JLA episodes:

Hawkgirl talking to Flash: "Wow....that IS fast...."
Flash: "Yep....fastest man alive"
Hawkgirl: "Yep...maybe that's why you can't get a date"
Flash: "Yep....hey wait...."

~wickerman~