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Hey guys,

I just found this truly terrifying news over at Dark Horizons; please don't shoot the messenger. Read it and weep:

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/050328i.php

For once, I'm speechless - genuinely speechless. Orlando Bloom is just ... so ... wrong for the part of James Bond. Scratch that, Orlando "Plank Of Wood" Bloom is just wrong for the acting profession in general. Well, at least this won't be an "official" series of films if it ever happens ...

Ahnold

Um, anyone care to comment?

wonderfull

Wonderfull?! In what way?! I hate Orlando Bloom! He'll ruin everything!

don't you see it?
he will be so great as bond's girl just perfect, why didn't i think about it earlier...

Originally posted by Clovie
Don't you see it?

He will be so great as bond's girl

"Oh, James ..."

please... Ahnold; I know you've been out of hte loop for a long time but believing THIS? tsk tsk tsk

but orly really is aplicating for the role of bond's chick
i'm sure he'd done much better than mayday

that's not difficult clovie after all, mayday was a guy

and not she-male? i was never sure about that one...

I believe he's male

person looks like one...

and talks like one too

i don't remember teir voice...

and that strenght

it was masculant

but honestly. it was sick.. when mayday was holding that rope

how do you mean?

just before she blew up... in the mine

very male-like there

exactly. it was just sick. no nomral person was able to do that

she was on EPO?

EPo?

this drug that gives you more hematocrite

ok..i'm in the state that i understand words..but they are not making much sense....bag

just don't take them

no gonna to...
but what''s hematocritebag i know i used to know it. but i can't remind myself cry

something with your blood, how good you can transport oxygen or something

YES. i know now. thank you kisses

I'm just bloody good

more than bloody....

I'm injured?

not that i'm aware of... are you?

but oyu said it was worse... or did you mean Bloom would play bond?

i said it is more.
and bloom will play bond;s girl

so that is more horrible
why does bond want him?

no. it is more...like more..like better.

coz he will make a lot of girls come to movies

better worse?

of 12 year old

saursweet?

but they'll buy tickets. right?

sauerkraut

I hope so, and they can get the money to a better script next time

Originally posted by yerssot
Please... Ahnold; I know you've been out of the loop for a long time but believing THIS? Tsk tsk tsk

I don't want to. I really, really, really don't. But if you actually read the article {which, as you can see from the URL, doesn't come from Ain't It Cool? }, Bloom HIMSELF discusses this idea with optimism. Shudder ...

Originally posted by yerssot
sauerkraut

I hope so, and they can get the money to a better script next time it has a lot of vitamin C


exactly so mr bloom would be only having a little apparance and all those girls will come to see the movie

I hope he'll get crucified in it

what's the thing with this your urge to crucifying everyone maybe you should have live in anient rome

but i agree that they have to make sure he won't come back in the next movies

I wanna nail someone... to a cross then I would have been a gladiator

or make his own spin-off movie? Young Idiot?

better not to a cross but normally... why gladiator? you would have been some senator or something...

nice title but why to make poor ppl watch him so often?

I didn't say which cross yeah, but then I can't kill people cry

cause secretly, the money it makes can fund the Broccolis finding better writers

truth we're talking about ancient rome okay. maybe my historic knowledge is poor but i've been always thinking that it were senators who killed ceasar

and they seriously need them

pfff, they only did that once, I wanna be were the action is

yeah, especially withi CR being written by the geezers from DaD cry

i'm sure they've did it more times, but no one knows about it. and being a gladiator could get you hurt cry


i know as if they didn't get that those guys ideas were bad cry

but being a gladiator, I at least can become an idol nah, only like 2 out of 10 died

but DaD made lots of money nonetheless

and doing something less dangerous can't make you an idol? go to TV
and you never know if you will be in the surviving majority cry


i don't get it, why are bad movies getting so much money?

but at least there I can kill people
that's what makes it so much fun of course

cause Bond is a phenomenon and it got its winnings from the name

what if they tell you to kill someone you liked?
extreme?

but does it work for LotR and SW too?

it's just a job
to the extreme

no, SW is just good

i see swank
*follows*


oh is it? *points Ep1*

actually, Ep1 is an excellent stand-alone story, problem is ... it's supposed to be a part of a 6-part movie

i remmber i was sleeping when i watch it..same goes to ep2
3 is not made i guess
but i've seen almost whole 5 and 6

3 is out in 50 orso days

so i guess there is chance i'll sleep during it this year

you could also keep a snowfight

i don't follow

that you don't have to see the movie

but why snowfight? there is no snow

and i dunno maybe i'll see it, maybe i won't yawn

I just said something

like random?

like Bloom being the new bond

but he will be bond girl

that's not what the threadtitle says

threadtitle was misspelled

nuhuh

i'm sure about it

Gasp - nuhuh!

but it would make more sense

That Bloom is playing the Bond girl?!

YES. look at him. listen to him.
of course it makes more sense than him paying Bond himself tongue10

it means you agree?

who can't?

i don't know any person who doesn't

btw Ahnold sent me a PM saying that he agrees

there must be some

hmm... try asking in PotC forum

I'll ask kids at school

ok.
and what are they saying?

dunno, it's a holiday

and now?

it's still a holiday

what holiday is there now?

the same one as last week

okay...how long is your easter break?

as long as I want

and you want it to be....?

eternal holiday on the lazy mind

you're lucky

really? I thought I was a piscis

why piscis? i thought you are ..taurus?

it's a moviequote from Batman

I wanna be a Dragon

i've never seen batman in english...so no chances for me knowing quotes..

you have to educate yourself, tsk tsk tsk

yes, sir. i know, sir.
but we have it with polish translation.

gooooooooooooooooooooo subtitles

not subs and not dubbing either.
it is that guy is reading subtitles which aren't shown..and you can theoretically hear parts of the orginal sound, but it is unclear and very silent

how ... neat

i'd call it annoying

don't go anymore

go where? i'm talking about tv.
in cinema there are normal subtitles

the tv is the root of all evil cry

it is cry
even when recently they're not showing adverts

It's the latest rage in the States, though

how do you know?

I heard it over the telegraph

you can use it?

no cry

so how did you hear it?

my friends told me

and he can use it?

he knows a friend of a friend

who...?

that friend

who is that friend's friend's friend?

Orlando Bloom

no way?

of course not, I don't want to be associated with him

coz ppl would comapre you with him?

cause Bloom can't act

that's not new news

and a bondgirl doesn't need to be able to act

exactly. that's why he fits.

it can finally be put to rest:

"I'm not doing young James Bond" he said, "My manager, my agent have never mentioned it to me, not to date. Young or old it has never been mentioned to me. I don't know where that came from, but I've never heard a whiff of it"

(http://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/050408a.php)

i've seen this quote before


anyway closing?

it's in the note posted by another member

oh yes... bag

good girl but then I think this one can stay inactive (and no, not closing )

ok. but my post as the last one.

errr... not if I can help it

why?

cause I'm a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffylooking nerfherder!

could you explain to me all words which go after 'a' ?

only bad things tuts

then you're none of these sweetheart

I just said I was dahling

it measn you've been for the first time ever wrong, hun

I'm as much those as Bloom not being up for bond

you've misspelled
you should have said
you're as much those as bloom BEING up for bond. (without not there)

he isn't bond

and you are nice

and bloom isn't bond

exactly

so this is done for

what is done for ?

the thread