Our PotC Sequel

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Phoenix
Ok, this idea started in the 'who would you kill off thread' so post ur ideas for a sequel here, the stupider the better! eek!

xXLauriëXx
eek! hehe this should be good.. you start, phoenix big grin

Depp Hottie
Hey out there

xXLauriëXx
wave

Phoenix
This is my start... evil face

Originally posted by Phoenix
*starts script*

SET Will and Elizabeth's bedroom on their wedding night.

LIZ: Let's make LOVE!

WILL chokes and DIES

LIZ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LIZ kills self.

CUT TO JACK

JACK: Erm... Erm...

PHOENIX bursts into scene

PHOENIX: LOOK, your lines are quite CLEARLY written on Will's corpse, do we HAVE to continue them onto Elizabeth's as well? Hmm? HMMM? Do we? DO WE?!?!?

JessieSparrow
Jack: no no I think im ok.....but.....uhhhhmmmmm....could i go on my tea break now??

Will: *lifts head* are you kidding me??!??!?!?! we started this two seconds ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack: *holding tea bag* and.....

Will: *shakes Liz* Liz Liz!! Liz back me up here! *pokes Liz* OMG SHES REALLY DEAD!!!!

Jack: *holding tea cup* WHAT?! *rushed over and spills hot tea on Will*

Will: *running in circles* T*$#%&#BV%^&$#^V#^%&*BV(&$^%#*^$^&#*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparrow_Lvr_200
Jack: It seems to me shes not wakin mate.

Will: this all you and your stupid green teas fault.mad

Jack: Don't blame the tea that shes dead, your the one covered in tea...

Will: Sooodontgetit

Jack: So your wearing the evidence...GUILTYYYYY

Will: WHAT, your crazy....

Jack: And your point is............GUARDS*shrugs
*
Will: WA..WAIT!!!!!!!! Hes the pirate.. Arrest him

Guards: Sorry we Dont Arrest pirates unless they do crime....

Will: But he is a crime look at him!!!!!!

Jack: Toodle Loo......(3min later) Now were can I warm this tea?*scratches head*

HEHEHEHE laughing

Pirate_monkey
guards start dragging will away and one accidentally stabs him with his sword.
Guard 1: why isnt he walking anymore he seems to have gone limp.

Guard 2: oh no! he's dead.
both gasp

xXLauriëXx
Guard 3: oh no! what a shame.
Jack: yes. a terrible shame.
Guard 2: what shall we do with the corpse?
Guard 3: Corpses.
Guard 1: what?
Guard 3: the girl's dead too.
*choosewisely sobs uncontrollably*
Guard 1: Oh i see.
Guard 3: We could bury them..
Jack: No, no. I have a better idea......

choosewisely
choosewisely: live live lizz!!crybaby heeelp!!!

*a wizard called gandalf flys by*

Choosewisely : GAAANDALF!!! make her live make her live!!!!

gandalf : ok gawefuiiwufidf (<thats a spell)

*lizz stands up and cw is happy!!*

Pirate_monkey
liz looks at will starts crying and says: you were my romeo, let me be your juliet and join you in death...(stabs herself)
Choosewisely: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jack: who are you? *takes swig of rum from a bottle that mysteriously appears* want some?
Guard 1: i'll go get the undertaker, shall i?
Jack: the pearl, she is calling my name*starts walking drunkily to the door*...

xXLauriëXx

bordom
loving the story everyone! big grin

Phoenix
Originally posted by JessieSparrow
Jack: no no I think im ok.....but.....uhhhhmmmmm....could i go on my tea break now??

Will: *lifts head* are you kidding me??!??!?!?! we started this two seconds ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack: *holding tea bag* and.....

Will: *shakes Liz* Liz Liz!! Liz back me up here! *pokes Liz* OMG SHES REALLY DEAD!!!!

Jack: *holding tea cup* WHAT?! *rushed over and spills hot tea on Will*

Will: *running in circles* T*$#%&#BV%^&$#^V#^%&*BV(&$^%#*^$^&#*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

laff my a$$ off! that is so funny! laughing out loud

Phoenix
JACK blinks blink

JACK: I NEED SOME SUPPORTING ACTORS! Hello!

PHOENIX: erm...

PHOENIX grabs WILL's hat the ALIENS left behind.

PHOENIX: Yahar, matey, I'm a pirate, oi be!

JACK raises sceptical eyebrow.

JACK: A pirate with a farmers accent?

PHOENIX: Don't you be making fun of us farmers, we can be rapscallions when us wishes tao!

xXLauriëXx
Jack: right well.. pleased to meet you
*Phoenix and Jack shake hands* shake2
Jack: anyone else out there?
Laurie: i'm here!
Jack: wahoo, let's all go off on a crazy adventure across the sea
Laurie and Phoenix: eek!
Laurie: we'd better take the monkey along or she'll get cross!
Phoenix: so where are we off to then?
...

bordom
JACK: okay, okay, you're hired. Just do as I say and we will all get this thing done!

BORDOM: Go Phoenix! Good luck! *smiles and waves*

choosewisely
choosewisely : muahaha those aliens are reaally stupid!! they thought they took lizz wiv them hahahaha it was my home made lizz puppet.

xXLauriëXx
laughing

bordom
you gotta be kiddin ME! NIIIICE choose!

choosewisely
thnx :P

bordom
cool hehe I like that smile so I had to put it here! big grin

Phoenix
ON BOAT. LAURIE, PHOE and JACK are sitting in BOAT. PHOE is rummaging in BOAT.

PHOE: Eeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

JACK: What?!?!?!?!?

PHOE holds up LIZZ CORPSE

PHOE: Necrophilia? Thats just way too gross!!

JACK: It's not mine, it's not mine!

LAURIE: didn't she get taken onto the space ship?

LIZZ CORPSE sits up, making everyone scream a girly high-pitched scream, including JACK

LIZZ CORPSE: Haha I'm not really dead!

LIZZ CORPSE starts to dance Happy Dance

LIZZ CORPSE: I'm not really de-hed, I'm not really de-hed...

PHOE pushes LIZZ CORPSE over side of boat.

LIZZ CORPSE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

ALL look at PHOE.

PHOE: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? She bored me!

bordom
*falls over laughin*!!!

xXLauriëXx
laughing

choosewisely
*cw flys by in his captured space ship saves lic out of the water and flys 2 the moon*

L8ER ON THE MOON

lizz: look out the stupid aliens are comin!!

cw :gaaandaalf where are ya ....i need help again!!

no answer!

lizz : call him on hiss mobile phone!!

cw: ok ok *calls gandalf*

gandalf : hello gandalf here

cw : hi!! i need ure help again!! some stupid aliens are attacking me on the moon!

gandalf : DARN i was just listening Mozart!!

cw : wtf!! leave the music heeeelp!!

2 MINS L8ER ON THE MOON....GANDALF ARRIVES

aliens : @$%^%&^#%^*&

gandalf : hey i know what he's saying!!

liz : what what?!!?

gandalf : he's saying he's angry cause u just parked his space ship on his house!

cw : aww srrydown gandalf can u ask them if they wanna have a huge cookie!!?!

gandalf : ^^@$%&@%$ $@%^@ ^@$& @^!!???

aliens : yes

AND SO STARTED A MOON PARTY!

xXLauriëXx
laughing out loud

bordom
LMFAO! omg! I'm in tears from laughin sooo hard!

BORDOM: *arrives on the moon* Hey! What are you doin up here? I mean there is a whole WORLD down there and you are on a huge crater-filled ROCK *starts to giggle*

choosewisely
cw: hi bordom it's cool up her y?! gandalf just zipped a stereo 2 the moon so it's a dance cookie party!!! let's invite jack and the crew!!
gandalf can make the pearl a SPACE PEARL!!

bordom
BORDOM: Totally! what music do y'all have?

choosewisely
CW: gandalf only had mosart so i quickly made a mosart remix.... wanna hear it?? IT ROCKS!!!

bordom
BORDOM: for sure! Play it big grin

xXLauriëXx
~Back on the ship~

Jack: swash swash buckle buckle
Laurie: hey what's that?
Phoenix: what's what?
*Laurie reaches up and catches a piece of paper:
*Jack and Phoenix gasp*
Phoenix: read it out loud!
Laurie:
Dear Jack and loyal crew,
would you care to join us for a PARTAY on the moon?
If so, grab your flying paddle and see you there.
Lots of love from choose, liz, gandalf and green men xox
Phoenix: oh god, is liz there?
Laurie: apparently so.. but we can live with that, can't we?
Jack: we sure can.
*jack grabs paddle*
Jack: hold on tight everyone!
Laurie (doubtfully) : we're going to the moon.. on a paddle?
Jack: of course! ye of little faith.
Phoenix: what do we have to do.
Jack: hold onto the paddle, and whisper the magic words..
Phoenix: which are...
Jack: well that would be telling..
Phoenix: yes it would
*Jack whispers the magic words*
*Paddle sprouts wings and soars off to the moon*
Laurie: wow, we're flying through clouds
Phoenix: i'm soaked!
Jack: hold on ladies, we're almost there!
*Paddle gets closer and closer to the moon until finally....*
>>> BUMP <<<
Laurie: we've landed!
Choose: hey everyone!
Jack: any rum?
Gandalf: of course!
*rum all around*
Jack: i love this man!

bordom
BORDOM: HI! Did anyone else bring any OTHER kind of music, just wondering cause we can't listen to Motzart alll night

xXLauriëXx
Laurie: well jack could sing! confused
Jack: aye, that i could!

bordom
BORDOM: Ooooo I think I know what song THAT would be....

JACK: Na na na na na na, and really bad eggs, drink up me hearties YO HO! *takes swig of rum* YO HO!

BORDOM: YO HO!

choosewisely
aliens: $@%^^#$%&&$^ $%#&^& #^&#$&^ %^& &^&^&^!

gandalf : it means : a pirates life for me!

bordom
BORDOM: YES! That's AWESOME!

xXLauriëXx
laurie: gandalf! can we have some fireworks?
gandalf: we sure can!

*several fireworks magically appear in Gandalfs arms*

phoenix: but we don't have any lighters.
gandalf (in an oh-so-patronising voice) : my dear phoenix, i am a wizard, and to cut a long story short, i do not need lighters.

*FIREWORKS* BANG BANG KABOOM etc..

Laurie: ahh pretty

bordom
BORDOM: OOO AWWW! big grin

xXLauriëXx
Laurie: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

choosewisely
everybody : ooo aaawwww!!!

bordom
JACK: *dances around singing, then trips and falls into a crater* Uh... HEEEEEELP!

BORDOM: Hey guys, where's Jack??? *looks round*

JACK: IN HERE!!!!!

BORDOM: *runs to edge of crater* OMG! What are you DOING Jack?? Hey guys we have to get him outta here! *starts to laugh*

choosewisely
JACK : help gandalf!! you can help

Gandalf : no i can't use magic anymore messed i think it's the rum *collapses*

bordom
BORDOM: *falls over holding stomach laughing!*

Coldfire
laughing OMG you guys!! That is killer!!! laughing out loud

bordom
Totally! laughing out loud

choosewisely
lmao

Coldfire
JACK: Guys, get me OUT OF HERE!!! I don't have any rum in this hole!! Gandalf, pass me some of that rum!!

bordom
anyways, back to the story

Bordom: you guys! stop dancin around and help me please.. I mean he's HELPLESS! *tries to stop laughing* *gets up off the ground* DON'T WORRY WE'LL GET YA OUT! *starts laughin* We got a drunk wizard and everyone else is drinking and dancing and I can't stop LAUGHING!

Coldfire
Coldfire: I can't either!! Ok, I come and help you!!

choosewisely
Lizz in a smart mood : ur all sooo drunk theres no gravitation on the moon!! he cant fall he flys!!

bordom
BORDOM: O man! She's RIGHT! *still laughs* We got a flying JACK! *bursts into even more laughter* Cold! BIRDIE!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!

Coldfire
laughing out loud

JACK: Is anybody gonna get me some rum???
Coldfire: No! We're gonna help you out of there!
JACK: But where's the rum??!!
Coldfire: Shut up already!!

bordom
BORDOM: God gracious your so drunk that you "fell" into a crater and we are all so drunk that we can't realize that you are flying!

JACK: WOW! I AM FLYING! *does Peter Pan style move*

BORDOM: o man! *cries cause of laughing so hard*

choosewisely
Gandalf stands up and freaks out

GANDALF : eek! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHERE AM I WHO ARE THESE GREEN MAN eek! WHY IS EVERYBODY FLYING.....AAAAAAH *collapses*

Coldfire
Coldfire: Geez Gandalf!! Break my ear drums!! *drags Gandalf far away* Now how are we gonna get Jack outta there??

bordom
BORDOM: *Jack floats overhead* JUMP and maybe was can catch him! *starts jumpin and laughing*
*Jack makes flying sound effects*

COLDFIRE: *shakes head*

choosewisely
lizz (still in the smart mood) : try like swimming trought the air jack!

jack : savvy

cw : whats that sound?! kinda creepy screaming far away!

cf : might be gandalf freaking out again *drags gandalf far far far away*

Jack flys swimming trough the air

bordom
BORDOM: good gracious! Cold where's the rum???

choosewisely
COLD : leave me alone!! i am busy

BORDOM : well....what are u doing

COLD : this gandalf is making me crazy an i found firwokrs

shows bordom gandalf with looots of fireworks glued on him

COLD : anyone have a fire?

Gandalf : i do here u are

COLD blink .........*thinks : so what evil face * thnx gandalf!!
*lights the firwork*

Coldfire
laughing out loud *falls over laughing*

Pirate_monkey
PIRATE MONKEY comes bounding over:#%^*&@ ^&!()$ @%*#&$ !#^#, Oh what are you guys doing here? and how did you know this was my home planet? and why is the rum gone????*severe confusion*

everyone else is confused too

aliens:$%^* %*&*(^*% ^&I**&%#%#&

Phoenix
*gets confused*

Are we still on the moon?

xXLauriëXx
yes yes

Phoenix
*moonwalks*

bordom
Cold: Bordom come and help me get these fireworks lit.

Bordom: YAY! okay! *runs over and helps*

Choosewisely: I like my motzart mix!

JessieSparrow
how come we always end up on the moon or aliens come?? what is your fasication with outer space??!?

choosewisely
let's change it!
COLD : it's getting boring on the moon!! i h8 this planet!

aliens : !@#$%!@% madmadmad

COLD : did i say soemthing wrong?!

BORDOM : omg u made them aliens angry!! eek!

COLD : what did I do ?!?! eek!

BORDOM : u said there planet is stupid!!

COLD : did I?

BORDOM: YES!!!!

jack : gottoo run now m8tys!! before they eat us for dinner!! everybody fly to the "SPACE PEARL" !!

COLD : ok i keep them busy!! *liGHTs all the firework*

l8er on the space pearl when they are escaped from the aliens

#%^&BANG^&$

CW : OMG COLD U BLOWED UP THE MOON WITH ALL THE FIREWORKS!!!

COLD : NEATO!!!

Jack : m8tys we got a problem outta here!! I think i just broke the flying paddle!

everybody : eek!

THE PEARL STOPS FLYING AND FALLS RIGHT BACK IN THE OCEAN WHERE IT BELONGS!

¤Freak-N-Lost¤
But just then a magic ocean of fire falls on the normal ocean so the Pearl is no longer where it belongs stick out tongue

Phoenix
JACK: I'm burning! BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNING!

xXLauriëXx
Originally posted by choosewisely
let's change it!
COLD : it's getting boring on the moon!! i h8 this planet!


LIZ (still being a smart ass) : the moon isn't a planet stick out tongue smartass

Laurie: noooooooooo jack burns! someone save jack!
Bordom: Laurie, you're on fire too?
Laurie: confused... i am!? eek!
.... OUCH.
Choose: what are we going to do Liz?
Liz: wait for it to rain.
Choose: Liz, thats the first stupid thing you've said all day. It might be weeks till it rains!
Liz: well do you have a better idea?
Choose: er... no.

choosewisely
Choose : i mean YES YES i have an idea!!

lizz: tell me

Choose: let's do a rain dance!!! it's a special dance and when u do it there will be rain soon!

*everybody on the "pearl on fire" is dancing the rain dance*

xXLauriëXx
Laurie (in awe) : wow choose, you're a legend!
Choose : Oh i know.
*dance dance*
Bordom in a shrieky excited voice : OMG OMG it's a CLOUD!!!
Phoenix : Choose, I love you!
Choose : Keep dancing or the cloud will fly away!
*dance dance*
Laurie : YES!
Liz : What?
Laurie : I felt a drop of rain.
Liz : No sorry, that was me, I sneezed.
Choose : that's disgusting.
Liz : Only joking, it is rain eek!
Bordom : RAIN!!!!! rolling on floor laughing
Phoenix : Choose, did I mention that I love you?!
*Rain falls*

Pirate_monkey
(im sad cry)

xXLauriëXx
*Laurie wonders why monkey is sad*

choosewisely
*cw wonders 2*

xXLauriëXx
Laurie : oh!! i know why monkey is sad! we left her on the moon! eek2
Monkey (small and distant) : sob sob sob
Choose : what are we going to do.
Laurie : well.. monkey's are drawn to bananas, right?
Choose : right....
Laurie : so all we need is one GIANT banana, to exceed the force of gravity on the moon, and he'll come whizzing down to us!
Bordom : clever.
Liz : yeah, but there's just one tiny problem with that.
Laurie : try me
Liz : well.. we don't have a giant banana.
Laurie : Liz, this is kmc's version of a potc sequel: ANYTHING is possible.
*magic banana appears* POOOF!
Phoenix : magic!
Jack : BANANAS!
Laurie : no Jack, this isn't for you!
Bordom : look there's monkey!
*monkey whizzes down to earth and lands on the deck*

Pirate_monkey

bordom
bordom: wow... that's one biiiig BANANA! I want a large order of fries!
*large order of fries appears* POOF!!!!!
*Coldfire falls on the ground laughing*

Choose: NEATO!!!

bordom:TOTALLY!!!!!!!

Laurie: man, I could go for a large.... hmmm..... *thinks* O I know! A large drink with those good lookin fries!

pirate_monkey: Hey can I have some of those???!!! *starts to drool*

Phoenix: oooo did someone say fries!!!!???

Coldfire: *gets off ground* Got any gravy??!!!

*bordom falls on ground laughing*

Pirate_monkey
everyone starts to dig in.....exept bordom who is still laughing and...
monkey who is still staring in awe at the giant banana AND the giant fries...

Lauriesadwith mouth full of fries)I know why dont we have a pool filled with rum also!!!!

everyone else: YEAH!! eek!

giant pool of rum appears

bordom still laughing

Choosewisely: Then we can go swimming!!eek!

coldfire: im not letting anybody in that pool of rum after what weve done today, because everyone is as sweaty as......uh......something that is really sweaty!

Phoenix:what if we wash off first?

everyone else: YEAH!eek!

everyone uses the convieniently placed hose on the boat to wash off exept for monkey who is STILL staring in awe at the banana and bordom who cant stop laughing...... laughing laughing laughing out loud

Pirate_monkey
JACK: this is a PIRATE MOVIE!!!! we have to do some pirate things...NOW! or i am out....

belbel300
!!!!

JessieSparrow
Jack: OK Ok *ponders*...fine you want something pirate-ish go off "borrow" that ship conveniently floating in our rum pool....

Little did they all know the ship conveniently floating in the rum pool was a trap set by....dun dun dun....




























NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xXLauriëXx
laughing oh god where's this going!?

bordom
WHOOOOOOOYYYYEEEEEA! big grin

Pirate_monkey
the ninga's and the kmc goers started Kung fu fighting and jack was drinking rum on the waters edge while watching the fight.....

Pirate_monkey
Choosewisely: check out my funky matrix move *does the slow motion jump in air and kicks several ninja's off the boat*

Jack: thats copy right, that is....

Bordom: shh dont tell or theyll sue!

Ninga 1: thats our move...

Monkey: what gives you the right?

ninga 2: its here on the contract.

Laurie: (mutters)damn contract *starts advance on ningas with everyone else following her*
........

5 HOURS LATER

the ninga's are finally defeated and the heroes are all tired...

Jack: (who is not tired) fancy some rum?

·•Lost_Freeak•·
wacko wat?

Pirate_monkey

Phoenix
Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
Jack: (who is not tired) fancy some rum?

PHOENIX: RUM!!!! eek!

belbel300
Give me the rum!!

Phoenix
My rum! crybaby

bordom
bordom: YAY! the Ninjas are GONE! *does gay little victory dance* Hey y'all I think the rum is starting to wear off now so what should we do now??

Jack: SIIIIIING! *takes nother swig of rum*

Laurie: uh... how bout no! *looks round at everyone*

bordom: choose you got any ideas?? *looks at choose*

choosewisely
choose : magic get me a turntable!!*turntable appears* SAY : YOOOOO

every1 : YOOOO

choose : this is for my friend gandalf!!! put ure hand together for the MOSART REMIX!!! rockrock AAAIGHT!!

bordom
bordom: I never knew choose was a DJ!!! Go choose! *starts movin to the beat*

everyone: WOW!!! *starts dancing*

xXLauriëXx
Laurie: does anyone actualy know where gandalf is? blink

choosewisely
choose : Okayyyy!!! theres some1 going 2 sing for you all!! he just said he wanted to!!

Jack : thank you thank you!! well gimme the beat choose!!

choose :there u are!! ok people this is my m8 JACK singen and rapping the 1 and only pirate song!!!

*applaus*

jack : *Yo Ho Yo Ho a pirates life for me* (and so on)

bordom
bordom: YAY! Go Jack!

Jack: Everybody say YO HO!

everyone: YO HO!

Jack: now say: JACK!

everyone: JACK!

*choose keeps the beat hot and everyone joins in with the beats*

bordom:WHOOO HOOOO!

choose: Alright everyone, that was my main man Jack! Give it UP!!!

*everyone screams*

Coldfire

belbel300
belbel: rum rum rum!!!!band cool band!!! *dances to music*

xXLauriëXx
*Laurie reaches for bottle of rum*
Laurie: oh noooo all the rum is gone! we've used it all up!
*Gandalf waves arms around madly trying to cast a spell*
Gandalf: aaaaaaaaahhhh mmmaaiiiiiiiaaaaaakeee ruuuoooouuummm appppeeeeeearrrrrr!!
Choose: nope gandalf, you're way too drunk for magic.
Gandalf: sad
Bordom: well what are we going to do?
Monkey: BANANAS!
Laurie: anyone any ideas?
Jack (running around wildly): no rum no rum no rum no rum
Liz: well there's an island that has a magic rum supply that never runs out, we'll just have to sail to there! eek!
Monkey: will there be BANANAS there?
Liz: nope, just rum.
Monkey: crybaby
Laurie: well what are we waiting for?
*all set sail for the magic rum island*

belbel300
belbel: damn, theres a hole in the boat!! ranting

xXLauriëXx
Jack (still drunk) : Apparently there's a leak! {sorry couldn't resist that smile } Abandon ship, abandon ship!!!!!
Choose: No, no, all we need to do is plug up the hole!
Laurie: Come here monkey!

a few minutes later....

Monkey (kicking and screaming) : Nooooooo you can't use me as a bung! It's not right! Animal cruelty! Animal cruelty!
Bordom: No worries, monkey, we'll make sure we stop at a banana island on the way home.
Monkey: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! crybaby

*Monkey is pushed, still kicking and sreaming into the hole in the boat*

belbel300
belbel: don't worry it'll only be five days

xXLauriëXx
Monkey: FIVE DAYS!? faintthud

choosewisely
*choose puts on a banana song for monky hits loop and returns to deck*

bordom
bordom: Awww poor monkey! I'll get you a nice BIG banana when we got to this island.

choose: mmmhmm we sure will.... where the heck did belbell come from????

bordom and laurie: don't know...

all: *shrug*

Jack: RUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLLLLZZZZ in DA shiiiiiippssssss!

bordom: simmer there Jack.... the rum will be here in just a few..... *spots island of rum* LAND HO!!!!!!!

Jack: You mean RUM ho!!!!! big grin

bordom, choose, Laurie, and Coldfire: *falls over laughing*

Monkey: BAAAAAANNNNAAAANNNNAAASSSSS!!!!!!!

xXLauriëXx
Bordom: we're soooooooo almost there!
Choose: yeah the islands getting bigger and bigger!
Jack: drool
Laurie: what's that noise?
Phoenix: what noise?
Laurie: its... MONKEY!!! what do you think you're doing!!?!?!?!
Monkey (in a dreamy voice): it's banana island.....
*we turn to look and see a yellow banana island on the horizon.
Monkey: drool *squeeeeze*
Laurie: no, monkey! no, don't do it!
POP!
*Monkey pops out of the hole in the boat and zooms off into the distance*
Monkey: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee banananananannananas heeeeeeeere i coooooooooooooooooome!!!
Choose: Oh no! We're going to sink!
*Bordom, Phoenix, Liz, Laurie and Jack are in tears*
*Boat is sinking*
Choose: now come on girls, pull yourselves together! we've got to think of a way out of this mess!
Jack: I'M NO GIRL!
Choose: sorry jack.
*Boat sinks lower and lower*
*.. and lower*
*.. and lower*
*.. only the mast is showing now*
*.. and it's gone!* *We're all floating in the water*
Bordom: I can't swim!
Jack: Pearl of the King's navy you are. *Jack lifts Bordom up in the air so she won't drown*
Laurie (jealous of Bordom): ah.. i .. i .. can't swim either!
*Jack lifts Laurie up too*

.. SEVERAL HOURS LATER..

Choose: agh fear it's a flying banana!
Phoenix: It's a WHAT?!
Choose: a flying banana!
*we turn to look and see a huuuuuuge banana skin sailing towards us through the air and sitting on the top still screaming "weeeeeee" is monkey!*
Monkey: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i've cooome toooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave youuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Laurie: go monkey go monkey!
*the banana skin lands on the surface of the water beside the stranded and bedraggled pirates and piratesses*
Monkey (with mouth full): climb aboard!
*we all climb aboard the giant banana skin*
Laurie: is this a magic banana skin, monkey?
Monkey: well duh!
Bordom: so where are we going?
Monkey: the rum island of course! this banana is enough to keep me going for months!
Bordom: but this is just a skin..
Monkey: i'm not fussy you know!
*we all fly off towards rum island*
Laurie: this is a much better method of transport than the flying carpet! that one tasted terribly woolly.

bordom
Coldfire: HEEEEEEELP ME!

bordom: uh... guys.... where's Cold? *looks back over to the sunken* OMG! she's under the ship!

*choose starts laughin*

Gandalf: IIIIIILLLLZZZZ THHHHAAAVES YAAAASSSS!!! *falls off giant banana into water* SPALOOOSH!!!

*Lauries starts to laugh, and bordom joins her*

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Liz: it's not funny you two! Now what do we do?
*Laurie and Bordom are still laughing hysterically*
Cold: SOMEONE HELP *glug glug glug* MEEE!! *glug glug glug*
Gandalf: *glug glug glug*
Laurie: aghh he's sinking as well!
Bordom: well I still can't swim!
Laurie: Jack?
Jack: oh allright allright.
*Jack does spectacular dive off the edge of the banana skin*
Laurie and Bordom: drool
Cold: HELP ME! *glug glug glug*
Jack: *swim swim swim*
*Jack saves Cold and pushes off from the bottom of the seabed so hard with his feet that it launches him right out of the water high into the air and they land neatly back on the banana skin*
Laurie: Jack?
Jack: Mmhmm?
Laurie: You look good wet.. in_love
Jack: why thank you darlin, so do you in_love
Liz: but what about Gandalf?
Jack: oh no sick he doesn't look good wet.
*Laurie, Bordom, Choose, Phoe and Cold laugh*
Liz: no, i mean, he's still down there! in the water.
Jack: ahh, don't worry about him darlin, wizards are extremely boyant!

bordom
bordom and choose: but he's a DRUNK wizard!!!!! *starts to laugh*

Jack: WHAT!!!!! That's not good! Mine's wearin off with all this exercise. *makes yet another magnificient dive into the waters*

bordom and Laurie: OOOOOO..... AHHHHHHH!!!! *starts to drool*

choose: LADIES!!!! We gotta get off this godforsaken BANANA!!!!!

bordom: choose... that's hot when you say LADIES!!!! *bursts into laughter along with Laurie*

Coldfire: Totally

choose: Are you hittin on me cause you're drunk????

Laurie and bordom: uh.... *looks around* maaaaaaybe... can we have some more??!!!

choose: NO! *laughs*

Gandalf: JACK! GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THERE!!!!!

Coldfire, choose, bordom, Phoenix, and Laurie: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Monkey: MMMMMMM BAAANANANANANANANANANANANNS!!

*Liz falls over dead*

choose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *starts to cry*

bordom: HAHA GANDALF!!!

Laurie: Damn Gandalf gets all the action!

Coldfire: *still laughing*

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choose: how did liz die?
bordom (stupidly): she fell over.
choose: yes I know that.. but why did she fall over?
laurie: too cocky.. her arrogance went to her head and it all built up inside her brain until at last.. KABBOOOOOM! it exploded.
Choose: waaaaa crybaby
Jack: now who's the girl? eh? eh? EH?!

bordom
bordom: Yes and we will bury her on Rum Island!!

choose: I want what was down her dress...... *everyone looks at choose strangely*.... I mean the GOLD! Gosh people!

Everyone: Ooooohhhhh... okay then you can have it.

Coldfire
Coldfire: If only Liz was still here; she would have been able to say "I don't get it"

bordom: Oh well

Choose: Can we like hurry up and get off this giant banana???

Coldfire: That's a very good suggestion.... Jack, are you touching Gandalf again??!!

Jack: Who? Me? NEVER!! *looks quickly away*

Gandalf: Ghhhhetttt thhhhhhithhhh purrrrvurrrrrttt awwwwwaaaaayyyy ffffrrrooooom meeeeeeee!!!

*Jack and Gandalf are moved to opposite sides of the giant banana*

Pirate_monkey
monkey: (takes bite of giant banana) YUK! that was horrid!! i HAVE to get to that island right away so i can drink LOTS of rum and foret about stupid bananas forever!!!

Choosewisely:WOW!

Laurie:empowering speach...

Gandalf: *gurgle, burp* im gonna stik my staff in the bottom of the banana...*does what he just said.*

gandalf rips through the bottom of tha banana peel and the boat starts sinking..

Monkey: what are we goin to use to plug up the hole???

Bordom: I know!!! we can use Laurie eek!

Laurie: no... no... no way!!

everyone advances on her...

Monkey: well it was your idea to use me so i guess youll do! you get used to it after a while....

Laurie: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosad

laurie is used to plug up the boat...

bordom
bordom: I'm sorry Laurie... I'll get ya a whole bunch of rum when we get on the island smile

Coldfire
Coldfire: Poor Laurie!! Yes, you'll get lots of rum when we get there.

monkey: Know you know how it feels! *laughs*

Laurie: This is so cruel.... *pouts*

Jack: Can I sit next to Gandalf now???

Everyone: NO JACK!!!

Jack: Fine then.

Gandalf: I waaaaaahhhhnnna gheeeet offfff thiiiiihth bahhhnahhhhnnnaaaa!!!!!!! *tries to jump off*

Choose: No! Stay put until we say you can move *restrains Gandalf*

Coldfire: We must have the worst luck of any group of people I've ever seen in my life

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{I can't believe you guys! You made ME plug up the hole! grrr!}
Laurie: yeh well some of us have the worst luck in the world furious
Coldfire: hey at least you weren't stuck underneath a boat for several minutes, thinking that this is it, this is the end..
Laurie: Hello?? you got rescued by Jack! I'd give anything to be drowning if that was going to happen to me!
Bordom: Same here.
Laurie: are we nearly there yet?
Coldfire: almost...
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Gandalf: come here ickle jacky boo boo boo
Jack: my god what a perve
Laurie: that's really sick Gandalf sick
Phoenix: shall we push him overboard?
Laurie, Bordom and Cold: good idea!!!!
Choose: but he could come in handy... with all his magic and stuff..
Phoenix: did I never tell you? I'm magic too! i'm a pure-blood witch! eek! i didn't tell you before, because I didn't want to brag, but .. desperate times call for desperate measures!
*phoenix, Bordom, cold and choose push gandalf off the banana skin*
Gandalf: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *SPLASH*
Jack: byebye pervy man! hi2
FEW MORE MINUTES LATER
Cold: we're here everyone! monkey, land the banana skin!
Laurie: YAY!!!!!
*we land on the island, where everything is made of rum: the trees, the grass.. every grain of sand...*
*Bordom, Cold, Choose and Phoenix run off*
Laurie: hey! you can't just leave me here! guys? come back!!!
Choose: we'll come back for you later, Laurie!!
Laurie: cry.. this is so unfair..
Jack: looks like its just you and me now!
Laurie: eek! Jack! Can you help me out here? I'm kinda stuck.
*Jack helps laurie out of the hole*
Laurie: thank you in_love
Jack: any time luv, any time in_love
Monkey: oh per-lease! sick
Laurie: laughing out loud come on Jack and monkey, let's go drink some rum!

bordom
*bordom, choose, Cold, and phoenix all hide behind a rum tree*

bordom: *whispers* look y'all Laurie and Jack.... they.. they... they're HUGGIN! *wide eyed*

Cold: NOOOOOOOO!

bordom: Okay who is leanin on me???

choose: Uh... sorry...

bordom: That's okay, it's just that I was about to fall into rum so ya

*Cold, Phoenix and monkey all laugh*

bordom: what's so funny?????

Pirate_monkey
Monkey:RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM!!!!!

Jack:But why is the rum gone???

Laurie: you are way tooo drunk...Cant you see this island is made of rum???

Jack:BONFIRE!!!eek!*starts gathering crates and banana peel and covers them with rum and lights and drops the match on top*

Monkey:noo our only transport....

jack: YO HO YO HO a pirates life for me....
Laurie joins him in singing

Monkey: our ship....weep

MEANWHILE IN THE RUM FOREST WE JOIN OUR PIRATES 300 metres in from the coast...
THEY ARE LOST!!!!

bordom
choose: okay so what are we doing then???

bordom: I don't know... I want food though I am sooo drunk and I need to eat...

Cold: ya same here

*Phoenix walks off into the rum woods and disappears*

Cold: I'm gonna go and she what she's doing... you know make sure she's okay...

bordom: uh... okay??? So what do we do now?????

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Choose: I know! Let's go to Tortuga!!
*Bordom faints*
Choose: Bordom? wake up! wake up!
(No answer)
Choose: crybaby Bordom! please wake up! don't go where I can't follow! {LotR reference, hope you all get taht}
(No answer)
Choose: waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Laurie: what's up choose?
Choose: it's bordom! she's.. she's dead!! i never got the chance to tell her how much i loved her! my life is over, i know it! she's the one! and now she's gone! weep
Laurie: don't be such an arse choose, she's just passed out, as would you if you'd have had half as much rum as she has! roll eyes (sarcastic) Jack, bring her some coffee.
Jack: we don't have any coffee!

*Phoenix and cold return from forest*
Phoenix: never fear, phoenix is here. eek!
*phoenix does magic*
Phoenix: da-daaaaaaaaaa! Kenco!
Coldfire: mmm drool
*Laurie sits Bordom up and wacks her round the face*
Choose: agh! don't hurt her!
Bordom: *groan*
Choose: she lives! yay, my life is complete again! love
Laurie: here, drink this.
*Bordom drinks coffee*
Bordom: ahh i feel better now!
Choose: in_love

Pirate_monkey
monkey:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

bordom
bordom: wow...

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choose: in_love

Pirate_monkey
Jack grabs gandalf:inlove

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Laurie: Jack, stop fantasising, gandalf is way out at sea remember? roll eyes (sarcastic)

bordom
*bordom looks strangely at choose*

bordom: Did that just happen?

choosewisely
pfff...i am soo dissapointed in u guys....stop killing lizz!!! now i gottoo write her alive again!!

choose: ggg this rum is making me crazy.....i am getting sick and i think all weird things like like....u know. i'd better stay off the rum for a while

*gets very sad cause he misses lizz again, and dissapears in the forest*

laurie : aahh 'poor choose .....

jack : he will return...dun worry drink some rum!

bordom embarrasmentk ...rum

l8er that night

laurie : jack....it's hard too say for me but....but i l *couldn't finish cause of jack*

jack : eek! NOOOOOOOO *runs away*

laurie : o noooo :'(

gandalf : u always got me honey!!

laurie : gandalf ....URE ALIVE!!!!! *kisses gandalf*

monkey : sick laurie kissing an old ugly wizard!!! bleerg sick

10 days later

phoenix : choose isn't returning sad

monky : yes...i wish he came back

phoenix : i might get him back....i jus use my magic and make lizz live again i bett he will return if i do that

every1 : ok...do it

phoenix : *makes lizz live and sends a magic message to choose*

choose : LIIZZZZZ!!!!*returns 2 beach*

bordom
bordom: we have to kill you now Liz... but I am too tired to kill you... tell choose he's awful for sayin all that to me and then sayin it was the rum...

Laurie: choose you are mean! You know you love bordom, but just cause Liz comes back then you ditch her! How rude.

Liz(braindead): ???????????

choosewisely
choose : AaAaAaARGHHH cmon lizz let's go live in a cave!! and drink fresh water r and rum and eat wilde huge boars*

lizz : ok let's go!! *sticks tongue at laurie and bordom*

bordom : oh noo *crys*

bordom
bordom: wow... guess I'm inlove with choose now.....

choosewisely
phoenix : like choose said....it's the rum u get drunk and u do weird things

bordom
bordom: man I hope some hot dude comes here soon *looks round only to see choose and Liz walk away*

Cold: wow... what did I miss?

choosewisely
lizz and choose reach the caves....
wiv pieces airplane all over the place.

jack(from lost): eek! I never saw u before on this island!!

choose: we just came here on a banana ship!!

charlie : ship?! we are rescued!!!

lizz : not really! some1 destroyed the ship..... sad

everybody : sad

locke : who wants some cooked boar!!?

everybody : yes please...thnx

MEANWHILE ON THE BEACH:

bordom
Laurie: We should go and look for choose!

bordom: My rum is wearin off and I don't want to see him

Cold: Do you actually love him or something???

bordom: *bursts into laughter* Are you KIDDIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix: Aw poor bordom

bordom: you guys! I DON'T love him, and I DON'T have feelings for him! *storms off into the distance til she disappears*

Monkey: should we go get her???

Cold: No just let her do what she wants

choosewisely
choose: *feels some1 is going 2 kill liz*

choose : locke can u be lizz her guard some1 wants 2 kill herr and u got many knives

locke : ok

choose : ok cmon lets hide where no1 can find us

bordom
bordom: OMG! I need rum! I hope that Liz and choose BOTH die! *thinks* I hope I don't get kidnapped.... it's really dark right now... *looks round*

choosewisely
choose : i heard that sad

bordom
bordom: *jumps at choose's voice* where did YOU come from!!!!???

Liz: choose! What's going on??

*bordom turns her back at choose*

choosewisely
choose: *grabs bordom and rope and gleu* so u can watch dancing pigs till u decide to keep liz alive!!

bordom
bordom: what are you going to do to me!!!!! You got your little gemstone... leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

choosewisely
choose : ok ...sorry *let's bordom free*

bordom
bordom: wow that's it??!!! *walks away*

Liz: HAHA he doesn't love you!

bordom: Does it look like I care???

choose sad

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Bordom: pheeeeeeew!
Laurie: you alright?
Bordom: yeah i guess, you?
Laurie: yeah i guess, except in some strange drunken moment i kissed Gandalf sick.. i now feel sick.
Bordom: ugh that's disgusting
Laurie: i know. This is all choose's fault.
Bordom: I know. Damn choose, and his ugly Liz.
Laurie: do I detect jealousy, Bordom!? roll eyes (sarcastic)
Bordom: embarrasment NO!

Monkey: i'm bored of this island.
Pheonix and Cold: me too.
Laurie: shall we leave?
Jack: noooo! what about the rum?
Laurie: you've had plenty of rum Jack! we'll give you a choice.. to come with us, or to stay here.
Jack: rum vs. laurie.. rum vs. laurie.. ok ok damnit i'll come with you!
Laurie: YAY!!
Bordom: but we don't have a ship!
Laurie: where's phoe?
Phoenix: I'm here!
Laurie: Phoenix, we need a ship!
Phoenix: no problem!
SHAZZZAMM... *there is a ship*
Laurie: nice work, phoenix, that's one pretty boat, i mean, ship! big grin Let's go.
Phoenix: what about choose and liz?
Bordom: let's leave them here! they're together in their cave.. they're happy.
Phoenix: and what about gandalf.
Laurie: sick sick sick please don't mention his name around me sick
Phoenix: sorry.. so.. all aboard then?
*we all climb aboard the ship and sail off into the distance*

choosewisely
Choose: all my fould sad no


(leaves topic)

bordom
*everyone boards the ship*
bordom: Now. bring me that horizon. (HAD to do that)

MEANWHILE AT THE CAVES

choose: All my friends are leaving..... but why??

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Liz: because you chose me over them.. that's what you wanted though, wasn't it?
Choose: hm.. yes, but I want my friends back.
Gandalf: they left without me too.
Choose: oh go away Gandalf, your in the wrong movie.
Gandalf: sad fine then, i'll go back to middle earth, back to balrogs and trolls and - and - saruman .. someone who really cares.. *sniff*
*Gandalf disappears*

ON THE BOAT
Bordom: I miss choose y'know.
Laurie: Really?
Bordom: mmhmm...
Phoenix: but I expect he's having the time of his life...

bordom
Laurie: Do you wanna go back for him?

bordom: No, he's happy there so we will leave him. Plus I would just kill Liz if I saw her and he braggin up that she's got him and I don't. *looks at everyone* Wow.... I really do sound like I need choose! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!????

*Coldfire and Phoenix start to laugh*

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