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Current Superman (Post-Crisis) has been give three weeks to conquer the world. The world has no superheroes or supervillains (Except Supes). So, could the world unite their forces and bring Superman down?

Sod off could they, lol!

If there's no other supers to have a go, he whupps the planet's ass!

He's invulnerable lol. He'd fight for a day, then rest a day - just to keep his meta-atp topped up.

He can throw aircraft carriers around like playthings and no missile short of a nuke is gonna so much as sting. And is a man of his speed likely to get hit by a nuke...?

superman rules the world within a week...

Maybe..but don't forget about Kryptonite...I'm sure Lex has a ton of it stored somewhere just in case this scenario ever happens..

I'm sure Star Labs could find a way to defeat him as well...don't count the people of earth out...

The world had better start forging kryptonite bullets and a K-bomb.

if you mean the real world versus a Supes level guy then we'd have no chance of taking him down........ unless we mega-nuked him in his sleep

Ditto

In turn destroying our selves so it seems pretty pointless.

Originally posted by Scoobless
if you mean the real world versus a Supes level guy then we'd have no chance of taking him down........ unless we mega-nuked him in his sleep

Is there Kryptonite in this world? If not, Krypton gas might work...

face it dudes..the world is screwed! ugh

Originally posted by Magee
In turn destroying our selves so it seems pretty pointless.

yeah.......... but we could just bomb him when he's in the United States....... no big loss there

ugh I'm here...I guess I could go to Scotland..I hear it's this time of year.

It could go either way.
normal people'e punshes won't even make him notice them ,but boxers and Martial-artists' punhes and one ton kicks might phaze him alittle. Especially millions of those strikes coming in one after another to wear him down. Then millions of rounds of armor-pierceing ak-47 rounds hitting him at once.And 50-caliber rounds that can cut through helicoptors and tank shells and milles and warheads/nukes.
Supes can be put down.

The problem is gonna be:
1. getting people crazy enough to face him.
2.being able to hit him.

Supes or EArth.
I say a draw.

Btw. Before someone write in talkin' smack about what I said, think about it.
Martial-artists can hit with over a ton of force in a single strike, It has been documented and proven.
A ton of force can crush a human skull 2x over, but it would just makes superman's head turn to the side or go back slightly, but lots and lots of MA can distract him until the big guns come in to spray him with tank ang gun rounds, then the warheads start coming in. Some people won't survive. but supes won't either.
Think about it.

LOL!

One ton of force? I can quite easily believe that.

But you seriously think that Supes would even NOTICE a ton of force? No. No he wouldn't.

And how on Earth would lots of martial artists distract him? He could fly into the air and VAPOURISE them with his heat vision. Whole swathes of hundreds of them at the same time.

Tanks? Shells? Firstly - he's invulnerable to them. Secondly - he could bloody well outrun any projectile lol.

''Oh no! An entire division of M1-Abrams battle tanks! I guess I'll just fly at hypersonic speeds to a mountain range, carve one up with my heat vision and throw it at them!'' Jobs a good 'un.

And warheads....? Supes catches them in space and chucks them into the sun. Or even better - chucks them right back where they came from.


Face it - if Supes turned bad.... we're screwed, lol!

Originally posted by jplatinum
It could go either way.
normal people'e punshes won't even make him notice them ,but boxers and Martial-artists' punhes and one ton kicks might phaze him alittle. Especially millions of those strikes coming in one after another to wear him down. Then millions of rounds of armor-pierceing ak-47 rounds hitting him at once.And 50-caliber rounds that can cut through helicoptors and tank shells and milles and warheads/nukes.
Supes can be put down.

The problem is gonna be:
1. getting people crazy enough to face him.
2.being able to hit him.

Supes or EArth.
I say a draw.

Btw. Before someone write in talkin' smack about what I said, think about it.
Martial-artists can hit with over a ton of force in a single strike, It has been documented and proven.
A ton of force can crush a human skull 2x over, but it would just makes superman's head turn to the side or go back slightly, but lots and lots of MA can distract him until the big guns come in to spray him with tank ang gun rounds, then the warheads start coming in. Some people won't survive. but supes won't either.
Think about it.

No offense dude, but there's no way that would work. Maybe if Supes just stood there and let martial aritists, bullets and bombs hit him without ever fighting back, and he wasn't invulnerable, those things might show results.

What if we all wore earrings, and began to move in sync with one another? We could all merge into one being! You know, like a worldwide super-fusion into one being with all of our abilities combined?

We'd kick Superman's ass.

pre crisis mega prime human HAHAHA

lol, I just noticed your sig kgkg.

lol you like it?

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
What if we all wore earrings, and began to move in sync with one another? We could all merge into one being! You know, like a worldwide super-fusion into one being with all of our abilities combined?

We'd kick Superman's ass.

Scoob don't do earings

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
lol, I just noticed your sig kgkg.

yeah kgkg........do you make them yourself or just find them?

i make them i use to make websites before.

lol Yeah. Just about every time Superman and Darkseid fought, Darkseid would use he Omega Beams to no avail, then b*tch out and take a portal somewhere else.

i hate darkseid , and his fanboys.

Post is equal to thanos my ASS.

Originally posted by Scoobless
Scoob don't do earings

You would if your life was at stake. Besides, we don't need you.

Originally posted by Magee
In turn destroying our selves so it seems pretty pointless. Then you better hope you're not on my planet when Superman tries to take it over. I'll slaughter billions before I let Superman win!

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Then you better hope you're not on my planet when Superman tries to take it over. I'll slaughter billions before I let Superman win!

ah swanky, always has the good of the common man at heart...

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Then you better hope you're not on my planet when Superman tries to take it over. I'll slaughter billions before I let Superman win!

F*ck that. Put on your earrings and join me and the rest of the world in our syncronized fusion dance. Together, we will defeat Superman.

But... by destroying the planet, I have defeated Superman. He'll have no planet to conquer!

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
But... by destroying the planet, I have defeated Superman. He'll have no planet to conquer!

twisted... but effective... your logic is undeniable... shit...

Originally posted by pr1983
twisted... but effective... your logic is undeniable... shit...
Not better than mine. Worldwide fusion? There's no topping that.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Not better than mine. Worldwide fusion? There's no topping that.

yeah, with earrings... i agree with scoobless...

Originally posted by pr1983
twisted... but effective... your logic is undeniable... shit...

plus it has the added benefit of fitting in with my personal philosophy of spiteful destruction and non-wearing of earings..... which Scoob don't do

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Not better than mine. Worldwide fusion? There's no topping that. When you've beat Superman and have the minds of a couple billion people yapping in your head, you'll want to do my plan anyway.

Couldn't we just unfuse?

BTW Scoobless, these are special earrings.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Couldn't we just unfuse?

BTW Scoobless, these are special earrings.
made by the Kia's?

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Couldn't we just unfuse?

BTW Scoobless, these are special earrings.

i bet that's what you tell all the guys you try to "fuse" with........ lol

Originally posted by kgkg
made by the Kia's?
How'd you know?

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Couldn't we just unfuse?
Not when you're dead from the tail end of Emperor Swank's crazed reign and mass bombing of Earth. Total time as Emperor: 3 days.

Originally posted by Scoobless
i bet that's what you tell all the guys you try to "fuse" with........ lol



lol

Back to the topic, people! Forget the earrings!

Kryptonite still exists in this world. Would the world be quick enough to use it?

And don't forget the red sun. Perhaps they could find a way to use that effect.

Forget the earrings? Forget you.

glare

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Forget the earrings? Forget you.

forget who? ..... what?.......who said that?...........what's that???........AAARGH.......WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?!?!

fearfearfear

*slaps Scoobless*

"Get ahold of yourself! Do not let the earrings get you!"

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Back to the topic, people! Forget the earrings!

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
*slaps Scoobless*

*gets slapped.........starts crying...........bawling..... goes and tells DarkCrawler's mum.............DarkCrawler gets b!tchslapped for being a violent little turd and is sent to his room with no comics for a month*

Blabbermouth.

For real.
If superman were evil and trying to kill you,
Wouldn't you at least try whatever you had to do to beat him?
Only cowards stand there and die a thousand deaths.
Real men fight and resist when it is necessary and this counts as necessary.
I would try to chuck every molive cocktail and armor-piercing machine gun at him I could find.
I'd aim for his eyes and face.
I'd aim at his genitals too.
I'd try to grab him and throw his 220 lbs light body around like a rag doll.
I'd try to grab him and slang him around like Hulk did that tank except I'd be slamming him by his legs and smashing his head into trees and through walls.
The point is I'd use every immedaite method of defense I have at my disposal.
If I suceed, I live with pride and joy, If I died, I'd die once with pride.(Like a real man is suppose to.)


eace:

Originally posted by jplatinum
For real.
If superman were evil and trying to kill you,
Wouldn't you at least try whatever you had to do to beat him?
Only cowards stand there and die a thousand deaths.
Real men fight and resist when it is necessary and this counts as necessary.
I would try to chuck every molive cocktail and armor-piercing machine gun at him I could find.
I'd aim for his eyes and face.
I'd aim at his genitals too.
I'd try to grab him and throw his 220 lbs light body around like a rag doll.
I'd try to grab him and slang him around like Hulk did that tank except I'd be slamming him by his legs and smashing his head into trees and through walls.
The point is I'd use every immedaite method of defense I have at my disposal.
If I suceed, I live with pride and joy, If I died, I'd die once with pride.(Like a real man is suppose to.)


you'd die due to fatal self defecation.......

this here smart boy would run for the hills and live while all you suicidal sally's nuked him and yourself leaving only me and all the hot ladies to repopulate the world........alllllll riiiight

Originally posted by jplatinum
For real.
If superman were evil and trying to kill you,
Wouldn't you at least try whatever you had to do to beat him?
Only cowards stand there and die a thousand deaths.
Real men fight and resist when it is necessary and this counts as necessary.
I would try to chuck every molive cocktail and armor-piercing machine gun at him I could find.
I'd aim for his eyes and face.
I'd aim at his genitals too.
I'd try to grab him and throw his 220 lbs light body around like a rag doll.
I'd try to grab him and slang him around like Hulk did that tank except I'd be slamming him by his legs and smashing his head into trees and through walls.
The point is I'd use every immedaite method of defense I have at my disposal.
If I suceed, I live with pride and joy, If I died, I'd die once with pride.(Like a real man is suppose to.)


eace:

This sounds like some inspirational speech from a Mel Gibson/ Bruce Willis movie. Sure we COULD go down fighting, or we could try to reason and/or suck up to the man whom regardless of our efforts will rule the world in about 3 hours.

But in all seriousness, yes, we would win. All we have to do, is get these earrings...

Fashionable AND world saving, at the same time!

the earing thing wont work......... i'd betray you all to Superman before i wear no damn earings....... so speaketh the Scoob.....eth

Forsooth! And verily!

lol

Seriously, there's sod all we could do to stop big boy blue, so I suggest we all just partaaaay!

Fusion is the only means of survival...

nuh uh......

Global. Destruction.

surrender

i'm defecting

Go evil Supes....... YOU DA MAN!!!!!

danceclapclappingthumbsup

i have a secret weapon in my undergroud lab.

Superman is no match for it.

What is it?

Originally posted by kgkg
i have a secret weapon in my undergroud lab.

Superman is no match for it.

is it a spam cannon?

or are you going to confuse him to death with some of Asian Hulks thread starter statements?

i have lois lane's pictures

You can't confuse someone to death.

for real our army doesn't stand a chance.

superman can survive nukes , and how are we gonna hit him??

By fusing together...

I hate earrings. They remind me about pirates.

You will do what is required to survive.

I wont. I have my own will.

I refuse to synchronise.

Then you shall perish.

With pride. I shall never join you earringers.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
You can't confuse someone to death.

oh yeah........... well i have a question for you

what is the difference between an eagle?

man all this depends on superman vs the worls do u meamn all the people and even mutants and hulk and people like that or just people

superman looses eigther way

lol well if that means we become super strong like those dragonball characters then superman doesnt stand a chance.

Originally posted by black wolverine
man all this depends on superman vs the worls do u meamn all the people and even mutants and hulk and people like that or just people

superman looses eigther way

read the thread....... it states that it's Superman V's a world with no meta humans..... like our world......do any of you remember what the real world is like?........... lol

If everyone would just put on these special earrings, and dance in sychronization, we'd kick Superman's ass.

Originally posted by Scoobless
read the thread....... it states that it's Superman V's a world with no meta humans..... like our world......do any of you remember what the real world is like?........... lol

They all live in their own little worlds.

Lotsa witches in salem, maybe they could use their magic...and after they do...we burn em!

then we all merge into a single earring wearing immortal hostess cherry fruit pie, because apple sucks.

Mmmm...pies.

Originally posted by black wolverine
man all this depends on superman vs the worls do u meamn all the people and even mutants and hulk and people like that or just people

superman looses eigther way It's all humans vs Superman.

Seriously though. Our only hope would either be A)Mass K-bomb dropping so he had no place to run, B) Having one of his servents assassinate him with with a kryptonite themed weapon, or C) Regular mass a-bomb dropping so he has nothing to take over.